Taking Your Girl to See 50 Shades of Grey

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views, the podcast where Jason and I are giving up podcasting to dig up dinosaurs in our backyard. Jason, explain to them why we're doing this.

Hold on. Bring it on in, Larry. Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. Oh, well, we already found the dinosaurs. We're done.

We're done. Yes.

We found a bunch.

Yeah, we found— there are 7 in our backyard. Apparently there was a giant dinosaur orgy that went on, and when the meteor hit, they just all died on top of each other.

Well, there's going to be some good cash here.

People are calling it the gold mine of the dinosaur industry.

A lot of people are saying that. That might be the worst intro we've done yet.

Yeah, I've heard a lot of people say that too, but let's debunk those rumors with a good dinosaur joke. Yeah, well, or should we just put this joke T-Rexed? Like to rest. T-Rex. Nope, the rumors are true. This is the worst fucking intro ever. All right, roll the intro music. All right, what's up guys? Welcome back to another podcast from, from the oldest guy that lives in this house, Jason Nash, a 44-year-old beaten-down man and a super sexy motherfucking stud.

Scott Sire?

No, no, David Dover.

Oh, it's David. I thought you're gonna say you're gonna introduce Scott.

What's up guys? So last podcast, last— okay. Let's start with the obvious. First of all, last podcast I brought up that, um, that Jason's new girlfriend is taking up a lot of his time and I don't get to see him much. And I was kind of kidding. I just like poking fucking holes that, you know, you know what I mean?

Like I was kidding around.

I was just joking around.

I was just having some fun.

But this fucking week, you motherfucking bitch, what happened? You were gone all week. All week.

What do you mean?

I've been saving this for the podcast.

What do you mean I was gone all week?

You have— I have not seen you all week, Jason. The entire weekend you were gone, you left.

I left for Vegas.

You're gonna pretend like I'm not jealous, hurt, distraught.

I know you don't have to pretend. I can tell.

It's fucked up. It's—

you left for Vegas.

I know Trisha listens to this, and Trisha, motherfucker, if you're listening to this, I want my motherfucking friend back. And I know where you live. I know where you live. I know what car you drive. I know where you park. I'm gonna key the whole thing. Oh, both of them.

Sorry, she's been to jail. You haven't. I'd watch out who you're talking to.

Um, okay. Break it down for me. You've been hanging out with her a lot. You do, you do, you do realize that, right? That we don't hang out a lot.

We hang out. Well, I had my kids over the weekend.

That's not an excuse.

And then you went to Vegas.

I did go to Vegas.

Stupid-ass plan.

Don't even bring that up.

The dumbest fucking plan I've ever heard anyone come up with. You spent more energy, you wasted more time planning that fucking trip to Vegas to get— I don't know what you got in Vegas.

Yeah, for—

you got some footage of Alex in a bathrobe.

Yeah, basically.

That's That's why you went to fucking Vegas?

Yes.

That's why you spent all of Tuesday planning flights, getting Jonah's birthday— okay, birthday, yeah, getting, getting everyone's birthday so they could fly.

Are you fucking serious, Jason?

The worst plan.

Better than what you were doing on Tuesday, napping, because you were too tired from hanging out with Trish and your little kids.

I, I'm not tired from hanging out with her. I'm tired from taking my kids to school.

Yeah, bullshit. Dude, bullshit. You have no energy since you've gotten a girlfriend. I miss the old Nash train, dude. They used to just run all night.

I am fucking killing it on life. I'm fucking getting some pussy. I'm fucking losing weight. I was at the beach today. Yeah, yesterday. What day is it? I was asleep right now when David called me to do the podcast. I was literally asleep. I went to bed at 6:30.

Jesus Christ. So this is— this is—

let's— let's— it's 12 now.

Before— before I explain what happened this week, or what happened at least yesterday, I want to— we need to get this started right away because, Jason, you do have bills that you need to pay.

A lot.

Yeah.

Yeah, Tricia wants a new Chanel bag.

She does. And how much is that gonna cost you?

It's $7,000.

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A shallot's like an onion.

I don't care. I don't care.

I thought I heard someone ask what a shallot was. Tony, is there someone else on the microphone in the headphones?

Who's Tony?

Tony's the engineer.

Oh. You're an engineer?

Yeah.

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Well, back to the, back to the intense part. So I just got back from Las Vegas.

Yeah. Tell me what happened. I missed.

So guys, you guys got to follow along here because it's about to get— it's about to be a wild ride. So do it. So on Tuesday, I saw Fifty Shades of Grey while you were gone.

Go ahead.

You saw Fifty Shades of Grey?

Fifty Shades Freed.

With your, with your kids and Tricia?

I took the kids. I finally took the kids to Fifty Shades.

You finally took the kids to a movie?

They loved it.

Was there a lot of sex in the movie? A lot.

Is there a lot of sex in the movie? That's all they do is fuck over and over again. They have sex about 40 times in the movie.

Fuck off, you know?

And it's porn for women.

Is it? It's porn for softcore porn, right?

Yeah.

Do you see penis?

No, no, they don't show penis.

Bummer. What's the point?

I saw his balls a little bit at one point.

You were looking for him?

It wasn't related to the movie at all. Did Trish like it?

Oh, she loved it.

Oh my God.

She loved it.

Have sex in the theater?

No, no, no. I told her on the way in, I said, I don't want to end up on the news tonight.

So you guys saw 50— you guys saw it in theaters and then you guys— what would you guys do after?

After we went, we went home, we went to sleep.

You tied her up, huh?

Did you take her to the red room?

What's that?

That's— that's— he has this red room.

Uh-huh.

In his house, like a sex dungeon. Sex dungeon. Yeah. And he's got every sex toy you could ever imagine. And this motherfucker, he loves to have sex. That's all he does is boss her around and she doesn't listen to him.

She tells her, and she's submissive.

Yeah, she's submissive.

And he's like the, oh man, you are just a little person. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. He talks like that.

Really?

Yeah. So, and, and it's just really odd. It's just an odd thing to see.

Did you and Trisha get it on afterwards? You could be open with our listeners.

I'm trying to think. I mean, yeah, because I— we always do. But, um, but, but you asked.

It's like my grandparents saying they have sex. Trisha, she's my age.

She's your age. She, uh, the, the woman goes in and, uh, like, you know, when you watch a porn, it's a lot of different people having sex, but This is just—

what do you mean, a lot of people?

Well, like, you get a porn movie, you'll have all kinds of different people having sex. It's different scenes usually in a porn movie.

I thought you watched like those, like, huge group of gangbangs. I'm used to 10-on-1 kind of action. And when I saw this couple shit, it's just—

it's just unrealistic. Like, it's just like, it's too sexy.

It's too perfect.

Yeah. Who would want to have sex that much? And then like, they, they, they get— they're like, they get so hot. They'll just have sex. Like, someone will be chasing them, they'll be in a car chase, and then after the car chase, they go, I gotta have sex now. Really? Yeah. And then she's— it's, it's, it's so—

haven't seen any of them.

I've never seen them either. Don't go see them.

Should we watch one together? Let's go to the movie theater, me and you.

I wanted to live tweet through it, but I didn't because I didn't want to ruin it. But like, there's this one scene—

here's an example. I didn't want to ruin the blowjob I was getting from Trisha.

There's a one— there's— here's an idea of what it's like. So it's like they get married, so then now she's in— he's a billionaire.

Yeah.

And, and, but he's, he's got like security, and so she's got to like deal with like now being his wife, and she has security everywhere she goes, but she's like a regular girl. So like there's a scene where the woman, the woman's like, um, she's like, what would you, what would you like for dinner, madam? And she's like, she's like, hmm, I don't know, can I just cook for Christian tonight? And the woman's like, it's your kitchen, Mrs. Gray. You can do whatever you want. And then like, so then like cue the music, she starts like cooking for him.

I have goosebumps from you. It's just talking like that.

It's just like this perfect thing for like women to watch and just like, yeah, I guess it's the same way when you watch like a, um, it's like middle-aged women, right?

Like that's what I know. There's a lot of young girls there, like, well now, but I think that the book was for middle-aged women.

Oh, the book was for middle-aged women.

Yeah.

Oh, maybe.

I think.

Yeah, I think you're right. Anyway, so go ahead. Las Vegas.

What did I miss? So Todd and Corinna— Todd is our roommate. Corinna is his girlfriend, who's our friend. They went to Vegas to just—

I saw you move in on that. That was pretty interesting. They had a plan for Vegas.

To be fair, they invited me after I asked 10 times.

Corinna invited you when you took her up on it. She took back. She got really mad. I saw that.

Corinna invited me. Corinna invited me because she's— I think she was just like, okay, David comes, that's fine. And then I'm like, so, Corinna, if you're inviting me, does that mean you just want a bunch of people to come? And I guess she didn't know how serious I was when I said that, but I think she was just like, stupid Corinna, of course you're serious. She was like, fine. So I called Jonah, I called Jason, I called Alex, and I called Carly and Bruce and then Matt King. And we all ended up going other than Jason. Jason, Jason ended up ditching. So I booked, I booked tickets for that night because I had to, I had to film that day.

Sure.

So I booked tickets for 9:30. We got to the airport. Yeah, at 9 o'clock. Yeah, sorry, 8:45, 8:45.

So close, almost missed LAX.

LAX, almost missed our flight.

Jesus.

And I go in to put in my code, like my, my, my travel code to get my tickets, and they said, we look— we love, we love showing up early too, but maybe check in 24 hours before your flight. Yeah, cuz I booked tickets for the next fucking day.

No.

Yeah, so we were, we were more than 24 hours early for the flight.

Oh no.

So I'm like, this is fucking stupid. I would— if someone else— if Jason did this, I would never let him live it down. So I told the boys that the airline lost our tickets, and I lied to them because I didn't want them to think I made a mistake. No, I'm kidding. No, I fucked up. So then, so then I'm like, can we, can we change the tickets? And the guy's like, no way. So I called my assistant. Thank God I have one. Natalie got us tickets for 10:30 for a Southwest flight. So we just sat at the— we just sat at the We just sat at the airport for 2 hours.

Did you have to move?

Did you have to move terminals?

Terminals?

Yeah, we had to walk all the way from Terminal 7 to Terminal 1, which, if you know, that's brutal. That's— let's— you got to go all the way around.

Can't you just cut across like we did that time?

Yeah, okay, but we went all the way around. Anyway, so we get—

I'm so fucking glad I didn't come with you.

Oh, you would have hated it.

Oh, this sounds awful.

Shut up, shut up.

Just the anxiety and the stress.

So we got— even before you would have been filming all this and you would have loved it. I don't like filming shit like this because I just— I don't enjoy it as much, right? And then we we got to— then we got to our 10:30 flight and it got delayed an hour. So we're at the airport till 11:30.

No.

Yeah, fuck it. 11:30 to go to Vegas for where we're only staying till noon the next day. So we were gonna go to Vegas for less than 11 hours and we're only staying there for one night, and this is the night. So we get there 11:30, right? Um, 11:30 we get on the flight. We land at 12:30. We're at the hotel. We arrive at the hotel at 1:00.

Oh my God. Thank God I didn't go. Thank fucking God I didn't go. This sounds like the worst fucking nightmare ever.

Listen, so it's 1:00 a.m. It's 1:00 a.m. We're checking in. The line's long to check in for God knows what. I don't fucking know. It's Vegas. It takes till like 1:12 to get checked in and we're like, we're only here for a night. Help us out here. He upgrades us to like the biggest fucking room he's got. He's like, you're going to love this one. We have 3 rooms. He upgrades all 3 of them. They're right by each other, huge rooms. He hooks it up. So now it's like 1:45 and we're at our rooms. We put our stuff down, we hang out in the room a little bit, and we're just like, okay, let's go fucking— let's go gamble a bit. So we went down, I gambled. If you guys remember listening to the podcast a couple months back, I went to Vegas and I got $10,000. I took $10,000 and I turned them into chips and because I, because I ended up winning. So I had $11,000 worth of chips, no cash, and I needed to change it in for cash, right?

Right.

And the casino wouldn't let me change in the chips, right? This was a couple months ago because I have a DACA card instead of a driver's license that was valid. So the fucked up part is they let me play, they let me play the games, and they let me change the cash into chips, but they wouldn't let me get the chips into cash. So now I had to take the chips back with me. So for the last couple months, I've had $11,000 worth of chips sitting at my house, and I was waiting to renew my license so I can go back to Vegas and get, get my cash back, right? It's kind of hard to follow. Maybe rewind the podcast, this part, just to listen to it again. And I go back to Vegas. I have, I have the chips that I've had for a couple months with me since November. Yeah, it's $11,500, and I have my brand new license. And I go to the teller and I'm like, can I cash these in? And he's like, I don't think so. I don't— we have no record of you playing at this casino. I'm like, what do you mean you have no record of me? And they're like, we just— we— the cameras, they're not registering you ever playing here. There's no documentation of you, of you winning those chips. I'm like, I won the chips. And then, and then he calls his like superior or his like manager and she's like, sir, we can't do anything. We went back to November 19th. It never shows you playing at any of these tables. I'm like, ma'am, you— I want to cash these chips in because you wouldn't let me do it before. And she's like, it's your fault for leaving the casino with the chips. You should have cashed them in that day. And I'm like, are you fucking— like, I was furious. I'm like, ma'am, you didn't let me cash my chips in. Like, I was like talking like this, like, like a douche, because I was so angry. I was like, ma'am, you didn't let me cash my chips in because of my legal status in this country, but you let me play and you took my money. You guys have my money right now. And she's like, sir, there's nothing we can do. I'm like, I want to talk. I want to talk to your manager.

Wow.

And then, and then her manager came out, which was like an older man, and he goes, there's nothing we can do. You shouldn't have left the casino without cashing the chips. You should have got something in writing. I'm like, sir, I don't know what's going on. I came here, and I go to him, I came here, I gave you this card, this— because I have a DACA card. It shows that like I'm, I'm here under DACA, and I'm like, I showed you this card. And you wouldn't let me cash in my chips. And he goes, holy shit, I remember you, hold on, hold on. And he ran to a phone and he like called some people. He's like, we're so sorry, we're so sorry. And he like took me to the bank, he took me to the teller, and he's like, get this guy his money. Because they felt really bad when they found out that like, they're like, David Dobrik from YouTube? No, like, because I think I remembered you.

Really?

Yeah, he remembered the situation. I think he remembered me because I genuinely think I could have— I could have— I mean, this could be crazy. This could be me, 21-year-old me, thinking that this situation was worse than it was. But I feel like I could have sued because, granted, $11,000 wasn't the most amount of money, but they took my money. They let me play their games.

Sure.

But then they wouldn't let me get my money back, right? That doesn't make any sense. That's really fucked up. And I think— I think he knew how they fucked up the first time it happened, right? That's why this time when I came back, he was so urgent. He's like, fuck, let's get this fixed.

Because you think he fucked up the first time.

I think they fucked up the first time and he didn't want me to be pissed and file a complaint anywhere else, right? It would have fucked the casino. But yeah, he was really nice and he gave me my cash.

And then I went and gambled it and lost it again.

I went and gambled it and I fucking was on fire.

You were?

I was on fire. I went around, I'm like, my dad owns this casino. I do that thing every time. Every time I'm on fire, I'm like, my dad owns a casino. Yeah, I'm like, I'm counting cards right now, I'm really good at it, right? And Bruce is like, Yep. His dad owns the casino. His name is Mr. Palace because we're at the Caesars Palace. Um, yeah, I was on fire. I was winning a couple thousand dollars here and there and it was just like, yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, it was great. I know blackjack. I would, I would win, like I won like 4 grand at one table and then I went to the next. I won 2 grand there and I just kept leaving. Yeah.

And then what happened? How much did you leave?

I lost it all.

No, you didn't.

No, I was up like, I'm up like 4,000.

That's great.

Yeah. So I made 4,000 on this trip, uh, from gambling.

Fuck yeah.

But anyway, um, this was—

this time is this now?

This is, um, this is 4:30 AM. So 4:30 AM.

Exhausted?

No, because I heard, and if this may be true, this may not be true, that the casino pumps air into the casino to keep you up. And there's no clocks in a casino, so you don't know what time it is. And you feel like you're fucking high. Yeah, at this casino, like it's It's literally like being on Adderall. It's like being coked up. Like you're so— 'Cause I don't know how to explain it. It could just be like gambling and like the adrenaline you feel through gambling. But it genuinely feels like they're pumping like oxygen into the casino to make you stay up. I wanna continue the story. But I have to pay for bills. Dollarshaveclub.com. They deliver everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best. Thousands of athletes going for the gold right now. Got me thinking, with all that Dollar Shave Club has been doing lately as the clear champions of the bathroom, they deserve a gold medal. Hell yeah, that's pretty cute. I like when Dollar Shave Club writes stuff like that. Dollar Shave Club is more than just razors. Dollar Shave Club is better than shopping in a store. They have everything, and I mean everything, you need to look, smell, and feel your best. Shampoo, body wash, toothpaste, and of course the best razors I've ever used. I get an amazing high-quality shave every morning from my Dollar Shave Club executive razor.

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I'm starting to like get a feel for the guy who writes these ads. He's a bold—

I write.

Are you fucking serious? Mm-hmm. Wow. Well, you know what, baby? I guess that would explain you being so busy all the time and not being around.

So busy with my new girlfriend who I love. You know, love is such a wonderful thing.

I thought it was only you and Tricia, but here you are writing these amazing ads. Sorry, let me not— let me not get sidetracked. Anyway, it's 4:30, right? I'm not exhausted. I have to go for my ride.

Who else is up so far? Everybody. Everybody's up gambling.

Everybody's up gambling. They're drinking. They're doing the whole thing. Everybody's drunk. It's 4:30. I have to go for my run. So I go back to my room, I put on my shorts, and I, and I just go for a run on the Strip. I run for like a mile and a half. Yeah, I get back, I do my sit-ups and my push-ups because I'm— guys, I'm 18 days in a row for exercise right now and I can't fuck that up.

That's great.

There's no way. And then I get back from my run and everything, I'm done at around like 5:20, and then I go and join them at Johnny Rockets. They're eating across the street at like 5:20 in the morning. And then we leave at 5:40 AM. No, no, no, no, I'm a little bit back. At 5 AM we leave Johnny Rockets.

Okay.

And, and then we go to the room and we just end up shooting at the room a little bit.

Right.

We just did a little vlogging and then I get to bed at like 6:20, 6:30, and then we wake up and then we woke up at 10 AM to check out of our rooms and get on our flight. So I'm coming back to LA now. Our flight leaves at like 12, and it was supposed to get here at like 1 or 2. Yeah, and I got on my flight. We all got on the flight. I was like, fuck, I really want to stay for another day. Sure, cuz I'm like, I don't know, I just— it just feels right to stay for another day. I get on the flight, we're sitting, and I'm like, guys, we should— we should fucking stay for one more day. And I text you, I'm like, the only reason I'd go back right now is if Jason's free, cuz I know you're busy with Trisha a lot. And I text Jason and I'm like, hey, what are you doing? And he's like, I'm at Santa Monica. And I'm like, fuck it. He's with Trisha at Santa Monica. That's a fucking thing. They're at the beach. They're doing their own thing.

I know I texted back, I'm at Santa Monica. Do you need footage? Do you need anything?

You texted me that right after I got off. And then right when you said I'm at Santa Monica, I went to the flight attendant. Everyone's already boarded the plane, the doors are closed, and I'm like, listen, you can say no, but can we get off this flight right now? And she's like, yeah, you can. And I'm like, okay. So they opened up the doors and we got off the flight and we—

who's we?

Me and Jonah. And we took a cab back to the Caesars Hotel and Brandon and Alex stayed on the flight and went home. And, um, we were like, fuck yeah, we're staying. We were so fucking pumped. And I mean, halfway down, like halfway out of the airplane, I was like, what the fuck are we doing? I was like, this is the stupidest fucking idea.

Why did you get get on the plane and get off?

I don't know.

You had your out.

We got off the plane and I'm like, this is dumb, this is dumb. Why am I going back? 'Cause I just need to edit my vlog. Like, why am I going back to edit my vlog? So I got off the plane and yeah, we went back to the Caesar's Hotel and completely regretting it. And then we got back on the plane at 9:00 PM and we came home. And now it's 12:45 AM and we're recording the podcast. Right before, right before we got off the plane, Jonah's like, you want me to get us kicked off the plane? And I'm like, no, please fucking don't. Oh my God, it's embarrassing. And he starts hyperventilating.

No.

Yeah, and people are looking at him, and I'm like, Jonah, please stop, please stop, this isn't funny. Like, I'm not filming or egging him on. I'm like, Jonah, please stop doing this. And he's like, I need to get off, I need to get off.

No.

And I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And a flight attendant comes over and she's like, sir, we're gonna need you to leave the plane if you're gonna be acting like this. And then Brandon's like, Jonah, stop fucking acting like this, stop fucking—

No, that would have made me fucking crazy if he did that. I would have had so much anxiety because When you say— even say the word bomb in the airport, I hate that.

Yeah, I say bomb at the airport, like I whisper it to Jason and he just flips shit. So I know that this would have frustrated him. But yeah, so we got off the flight and then on our flight over here at 9 PM, there was a fight that broke out like in the back of my flight and some girl just walked off because this guy called her a whore and she's like, I'm not flying here. And she just walked off the flight. It was like the last flight of the day and she's like, he called me a whore.

Her boyfriend? No, just some random guy.

Yeah, I don't know, it's pretty serious.

Did you get dinner tonight in Vegas?

Yeah, I went to Gordon Ramsay's. I had—

you love that place. You had curry?

And dude, I'm telling you, I love it. It tastes great. But I was like, I was on the toilet for like an hour right before my flight. Oh no, it was terrifying. Um, guys, we've been getting some podcast topics, a lot of gun control stuff, a lot of like— I'm literally reading, I'm literally reading, they had a Town Hall tonight. Yeah, what's your idea on gun control? Have we talked about gun control?

They had the craziest Town Hall on CNN tonight.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay, so if you're, if you're living under a fucking rock, there's been an awful shooting, right, in Florida once again, in Parkland. Yeah, where 17, 18, or 19 students were killed from this, this, I don't know, 19, 20-year-old fucking moron. Yeah, and dude, I've watched videos of this guy like just sitting at court. Have you seen those? Like, it's fucking so weird.

What's he look like? I mean, I know what he looks like, but what was he doing in court?

I mean, he could look like a regular kid and I'd say he looks—

he flipped. Was he flipping out in court or is he just normal?

Why? And he was grinning, you know, he's a fucking psycho. He's like the Joker from—

he was grinning like what?

I don't want to say he's a Joker from Dark Knight because I want to give him that fucking The dopeness. He's a fucking piece of shit. Anyway, the big argument now is gun control, right? And everybody's always just like— everybody's— I feel like there's this whole argument when gun control comes out and it's like, we shouldn't be talking about gun control right now, we should be mourning victims. Which is, I think, is the most fucking bizarre. I think we've talked about this. Yeah, yeah, I think that's very bizarre.

It is odd. When would be the time to talk about it?

That's exactly the time to talk about it. Yeah, like you wait 2 weeks, no one's talking about it.

See what Trump said today? He said he thinks teachers should be armed.

I don't— I don't agree with that.

He just keeps saying it anyways.

They had this thing, let's sell more guns. Okay, so here's— here's what I think about gun control. I think we've talked about it, and keep in mind I'm 21 years old, so I may not know a lot, but I think— I think the main argument isn't let's take away all guns, right? Sure, because that's not— I don't think that's fucking possible. It's it's A, let's make guns 30 times harder to get, and B, let's like get rid of these like AR-15s and these automatic and like semiotic weapons. Sure, there's no need for them because, because the way, the way, from what I've been reading, is the way the Constitution was wrote— was written, sorry, the Second Amendment was the right to bear arms or whatever, but it was, it was when guns were, you know, single-fire weapons.

Yeah, like muskets.

Yeah, so you'd Shoot the gun once, and if you wanted to commit a mass shooting, you'd have 30 people beating your fucking ass by the time you can put the next bullet in.

Yeah.

And that's why the Second Amendment is so outdated, because now you can pull off— you can shoot 100 people, uh, before anybody even bats an eye. Yeah, that's fucking psychotic. And no one should have access to guns like this. And it's just like, it's— I understand, I, I do. Um, Brandon is— Brandon, our friend, is completely opposed to having guns. He's saying people shouldn't even have pistols, like, in their houses, which, which I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where that lies, because if someone breaks into that, if everyone knows that no one has pistols, right, I feel like people breaking into people's homes would be a lot scarier situations, right?

Right.

Like, if, if you knew I live by myself and I'm 21 years old and you're a big dude who works out every fucking day, you're gonna come in and you're gonna murder me with your hands. It doesn't— like, you're not— you're gonna be like, oh, he doesn't have it. He obviously doesn't have a gun.

Yeah, he's not allowed to have one.

I'm gonna fucking kill this guy.

Sure.

So, so I don't know. I— bottom line is I think there's no fucking reason to have—

like, there was a moment tonight they had this woman from the NRA. They had a giant— they had everybody from the town. It would look like it was like at least 8,000 people in this CNN roundtable. Was all the kids— not a roundtable, it was a town hall. So they had some— they had Marco Rubio from Florida, and then they had this woman from the NRA, and she had to face like 10,000 kids just bullshit at her on CNN with Jake Tapper.

Oh really?

And the girl cuts up there, and there was this one girl, this girl with the shaved head who was like all over Twitter because she made a really great speech. So she asked her, she said, okay, you know, what are you gonna do about the assault rifles? And the woman goes— the woman was such a fucking bitch. She goes, she goes, first of all, let me just say I was a very politically charged teenager. Like yourself, and one day you could be sitting where I'm sitting. Like that, and everyone just goes, boo! They just booed the fuck out of her, and the woman wouldn't answer the question. She would— she wouldn't say, like, get rid of the guns. It was fucking weird. Even Marco Rubio—

what do you think? What do you think about gun control?

I think they're gonna make some changes.

And I never would think that if you were president, what do you think they should do?

Just get rid of the AK-47s and AR-15s.

Yeah, just get rid of— people should have pistols.

Yeah, you should be able to have a gun because if you live in a poor area, but we like need a gun with proper clearance, there shouldn't be a— yeah, you should have a license and that, you know, it should be— you should have to be over 21 to have a gun.

I would— yeah, I think I would even say maybe a little older.

I think, you know, I listen, I'm—

I can't promote alcohol because I'm not 25, right?

But you can go to war.

I can go to war. And yeah, that's, that's such a big argument too, is you can You can, you can go to, you can. Well, what's the argument?

I'd love it if you got drafted. That would be funny.

That's the whole drinking argument. You can go to war, but you can't have a drink when you're 18. That's a different argument. But yeah, no, it's the argument.

These are the two arguments that I've been thinking about.

The one argument is that you can drink when you're 21 and you can own a gun when you're 18. That blows my fucking mind. That blows my mind. Yeah, that's brutal. Because it makes no sense. All right, sorry, what's your argument?

I think the argument that— look, I'm a liberal person, I'm anti-gun person, but if someone wants to have a gun, that's fine. But the argument that a lot of people make is they need the— they need the AR-15 in terms of like, if the government takes over.

Yeah, it's bullshit.

I know it's bullshit, but that's their argument.

That's— we're not— we're not fucking We're not a colony anymore. There's fucking thousands of people.

Or then like my ex-wife, she's, she's really all about gun control and stuff, and I keep thinking, well, like, well, how else could you solve the problem? Like, okay, if you're not going to get rid of the guns, then why— like, why isn't the same thing at airport security as we have at schools? That you— it should be the same. Like, the, the amount of security you have at an airport, you should put it at school.

Now the thing is, like, if you're not gonna get rid of the guns, it's gonna be like that, but that It's gonna be like what? It's the security's gonna be like that, but that's fucking bullshit. It shouldn't have to be like that.

Well, shouldn't have to be like that at the airport either, but it is. We all take our shoes off.

You're right.

And go through that bullshit.

Can I say one thing that's like maybe off topic, but I've been thinking about it? I think, um, hear me out.

Your vlogs are lit.

My vlogs are lit. Um, I think Trump is, um, is, is him being president is a really good thing for the future.

Oh yeah, because you think it's gonna bring out someone great? I think it's a great candidate.

I think it— I think every kid right now, like, growing up is gonna be so against Trump and against his policies, and they're so involved in politics because he's such a necessary evil to have right now. Like, he's— I think he's what— he's what the future needed. Sure. He— I think he's bringing out So many like young political activists, and I think he's like, he's starting like our own revolution against him.

I like what you're saying. I think you're right, but I also think that those kids, though, they'll get to be 50 and they'll, they'll change. You're right, some will, but they won't, they won't, you know, they'll just turn into more Trumps.

I don't, I don't think it's what happens.

I can't tell you how many of my friends were like liberal and now they're like Republican.

Okay, but you, you grew up in a different time. This is social media. This is like, this is, you're constantly manipulated by your friends around you. So it's like, it's what social media likes. You kind of start liking yourself. Like, it's like, right? If I'm on Twitter, I can't fucking go and read anything positive about Trump ever. If I'm growing up, really? Yeah.

I think there's a lot of positive.

That's why, that's why no fucking, no kid in middle school, unless they're like, you know, being hipster and they like swimming against the current, right? Like Trump, everyone hates Trump. It's because It's the popular thing to do on social media, and I think that's what's so good about it. And it's a big thing for Democrats. I don't know the difference between being a Democrat, Republican, really. Sure, but okay, I do—

talked about it.

But, um, but I think, um, I think it's a really good thing for Democrats because there's a lot of future Democrats that are like being born here from like all this bullshit that's happening and all the things that Trump isn't doing to change things. Yeah, so I think that's the silver lining about having Trump as our president. Is he so fucking awful that good things are gonna come out of it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could see that.

Bad things have to happen for, you know, changes to be made, and Trump's just one big—

you think he'll make it through 4 years?

Yeah, 100%.

You do?

Yes. Everybody fucking says he won't. I just— I don't see how that's possible.

Like, I don't know, like, I think something's gonna happen.

No, after, after he became president, all bets were off. Like, it's fucking— it's done deal, you know?

I mean, done.

Yeah, yeah, like, whatever, whatever Trump says will happen because he's fucking—

you'll get reelected.

I don't know.

I don't know. Fucking way.

He— if he gets reelected, it's, it's crazy, but it'll never ever— like, let's say, let's say you can't— let's say you can run more than 2 times.

Yeah.

This is, this is the only year he'd get reelected. Never again, I think, in the next 30 years would he ever get reelected because I think that's when kids are going to get to be old enough to start voting.

To vote and shit.

Yeah. So I think they'll be old enough.

A lot of them will be old enough in a couple of years.

Yeah, you're right. But there's still like little younger kids that are already like against Trump that can't vote for—

Charlie's against Trump. I know that. My daughter, my 9-year-old, she's 9. She doesn't like him.

She doesn't like Trump.

No, she's leading the charge at her school, but none of them can vote.

Bummer.

It's a bummer.

Is it— is it doing anything?

Well, they, um, they're talking about having a second recess.

That's good.

They're revolting.

They should have more free time.

Do you know kids are walking out of school? They're having walkouts. Because they don't want to get shot.

My teacher actually tweeted that. He said, he said, I think every kid should protest by not going to school.

He just didn't want to go to work that day.

No, he's not a teacher anymore. Oh, Mr. Killinger.

Mr. Killinger. Yeah, that's what I figured.

And that's such a good idea because A, it's gonna fuck with everyone, and B, kids would love to do that even if you don't care about gun control. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but they're just gonna like get punished by the principal if everybody does it.

Not necessarily. I mean, the principal, I guess, if every— I guess, I don't know.

And if parents get involved, which I know they would get behind something like that, there's gonna be a big march in Washington.

We should go.

Really? Yeah, about gun control.

All these kids are gonna march like a million, like what they did for, uh, for women and Trump.

Kids are like flying out to it.

Yeah, I just—

I don't— I don't—

but Marco Rubio—

I also don't understand this. Sorry, we're on gun control for so long. Um, but I also don't understand, like, I was watching all these like, um These people that voted that are pro-NRA, like all these congressmen and women that are pro-NRA, and they show how much money they each get from the NRA. And like, it'll show— I'm making up a name, I'm making up a complete name— Nancy Grace received $2,000 from the NRA last year. What the fuck are you doing for $2,000?

Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't be lifting a fucking finger for $2,000.

You're voting, you're voting for fucking guns to be everywhere. What are you, fucking out of your mind?

That's it. That was the $2,000.

She made $2,000 for voting pro guns. What a dumb bitch. I mean, I don't listen. I, I like money as the next guy, but I wouldn't fucking vote pro guns or take their money and then don't vote.

That's what I would do.

It's fucking beyond me. I always thought it was like hundreds of millions of dollars. These guys were getting to vote pro-guns. But they were getting— they're getting paid too. Like, the most that anybody's getting paid is like— I mean, actually, I'm making this up, but like the highest I saw was like $40 grand.

Really?

Come on.

That's it? Yeah, because I can't imagine the NRA has that much money.

It's fucking bullshit. Okay, anyway, what you can take from this discussion is Trump sucks, but don't worry, There's, there's sunshine coming up on the horizon and you know why?

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It's been a couple months and it hasn't said slash Dobrik. It's still slash Nash. I'm, I'm totally fine with that. I, I may understand where you're coming from. But I also kind of don't understand where you're coming from. Jason, the podcast is coming to a close.

It is coming to a close, but it's kind of sad. And what else is coming to a close? You can get some rest now.

I'm gonna get some rest right now. I'm going— I have a meeting in Beverly Hills at 10 o'clock in the morning tomorrow.

About what?

Secret.

Tell me.

I can't.

Why not?

Because it's secret for the people listening. It'll be a surprise. I'll tell you right after we turn the podcast off.

I know what it is.

Yeah, it rhymes with Topra Tinfree. No, but it's getting Oprah on the vlog, guys. If anybody has a connect to Oprah Winfrey, please let me know. I'm trying to surprise Josh Peck for a vlog, and he gave me permission. Just please help me out, Oprah. If you're listening to this, let's make something happen.

Josh is listening to this.

I— dude, he doesn't know. He can't get a reach of Oprah either. Like, Oprah is like a fucking god in this world. She's like genuinely that hard to get a hold of. Oh, not even Josh Peck can get a hold of her.

Wow.

Yeah, well guys, that's it for today's podcast. Send us more topics to talk about. Um, read up on the gun control stuff, it's pretty interesting, and I want to hear your input too. Um, don't worry guys, Trump's gone soon. And if you're a Trump supporter, I'm sure there's good reasons for it, which I'm not looking into because I'm just on social media. I don't know.

Yeah, and when— tweet us stuff that happens with gun control because they say next week stuff's gonna happen. There's gonna be votes.

Also form your own opinions. Yeah, yeah, don't—

don't just listen to David.

Don't just listen to me. If you like Trump, like Trump, but like him for a good reason. Don't just like him because everyone fucking hates him.

Yeah, tweet us why you like him.

Yeah, if you like Trump, genuinely like Trump, and you listen to these podcasts, let us know and we'll block you. No, I'm kidding. Just tweet us, because I— I'm like, I will never— the one thing I'll never do is if like a friend of mine is a Trump supporter, I'll never be like, fuck you, I'm never talking to you again. I think that's silly.

Yeah, I think that's silly.

Same with people that like listen to us. If you're a Trump supporter and you want to tell us why, I'm down to— I'm down to hear.

Yeah, we all got to work together.

Yeah.

This kid made a nice plea tonight. He was— he was shot. He— well, he was there when he was one of the kids in the school, and he spoke to Marco Rubio and he was like, look, I don't agree with you. He's like, but I need you. I need your help.

Unbelievable.

He's like, you know, and Marco Rubio was like, I'm going to He actually goes, he goes, I'm gonna rethink the AK-47, the AR-15s like that. And everybody kind of applauded, but I was like, it's about fucking time.

Yeah, well, okay guys, this has been a podcast. Jason Nash and David Dobrik. I'm the cute one. We'll see you guys later. This has been Views. Oh, and follow us on Twitter and buy our merch.

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