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No, because I heard, and if this may be true, this may not be true, that the casino pumps air into the casino to keep you up. And there's no clocks in a casino, so you don't know what time it is. And you feel like you're fucking high. Yeah, at this casino, like it's It's literally like being on Adderall. It's like being coked up. Like you're so— 'Cause I don't know how to explain it. It could just be like gambling and like the adrenaline you feel through gambling. But it genuinely feels like they're pumping like oxygen into the casino to make you stay up. I wanna continue the story. But I have to pay for bills. Dollarshaveclub.com. They deliver everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best. Thousands of athletes going for the gold right now. Got me thinking, with all that Dollar Shave Club has been doing lately as the clear champions of the bathroom, they deserve a gold medal. Hell yeah, that's pretty cute. I like when Dollar Shave Club writes stuff like that. Dollar Shave Club is more than just razors. Dollar Shave Club is better than shopping in a store. They have everything, and I mean everything, you need to look, smell, and feel your best. Shampoo, body wash, toothpaste, and of course the best razors I've ever used. I get an amazing high-quality shave every morning from my Dollar Shave Club executive razor.

February 22, 201818:19David
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Jason18:12
this time is this now?
David18:14
This is, um, this is 4:30 AM. So 4:30 AM.
Jason18:17
Exhausted?
David18:19
No, because I heard, and if this may be true, this may not be true, that the casino pumps air into the casino to keep you up. And there's no clocks in a casino, so you don't know what time it is. And you feel like you're fucking high. Yeah, at this casino, like it's It's literally like being on Adderall. It's like being coked up. Like you're so— 'Cause I don't know how to explain it. It could jus…
Jason19:30
And the true gold standard of any morning routine is their Dr. Carver's Shave Butter. David, it helps the razor gently glide across your skin.
David19:37
Dollar Shave Club delivers everything to you. That means no more trips to the store, wandering the aisles hunting for razors, shampoo, toothpaste, or taking time out of your day to go for shopping so you can play at being a cashier, scanning and bagging your…
Jason19:48
Go for the gold, join Dollar Shave Club today, and for just $5 with free shipping, you'll get their S-H-I-T Shower Shave Starter Set. Holy shit.