Taking Your Girl to See 50 Shades of Grey

I wanted to live tweet through it, but I didn't because I didn't want to ruin it. But like, there's this one scene—

here's an example. I didn't want to ruin the blowjob I was getting from Trisha.

There's a one— there's— here's an idea of what it's like. So it's like they get married, so then now she's in— he's a billionaire.

And, and, but he's, he's got like security, and so she's got to like deal with like now being his wife, and she has security everywhere she goes, but she's like a regular girl. So like there's a scene where the woman, the woman's like, um, she's like, what wo…

I have goosebumps from you. It's just talking like that.

It's just like this perfect thing for like women to watch and just like, yeah, I guess it's the same way when you watch like a, um, it's like middle-aged women, right?