Taking Your Girl to See 50 Shades of Grey

Yeah. Who would want to have sex that much? And then like, they, they, they get— they're like, they get so hot. They'll just have sex. Like, someone will be chasing them, they'll be in a car chase, and then after the car chase, they go, I gotta have sex now.…

haven't seen any of them.

I've never seen them either. Don't go see them.

I wanted to live tweet through it, but I didn't because I didn't want to ruin it. But like, there's this one scene—

here's an example. I didn't want to ruin the blowjob I was getting from Trisha.

There's a one— there's— here's an idea of what it's like. So it's like they get married, so then now she's in— he's a billionaire.