VIEWSSearch episodes, quotes, people, and timestamps.
Moment View

Taking Your Girl to See 50 Shades of Grey

Listen, so it's 1:00 a.m. It's 1:00 a.m. We're checking in. The line's long to check in for God knows what. I don't fucking know. It's Vegas. It takes till like 1:12 to get checked in and we're like, we're only here for a night. Help us out here. He upgrades us to like the biggest fucking room he's got. He's like, you're going to love this one. We have 3 rooms. He upgrades all 3 of them. They're right by each other, huge rooms. He hooks it up. So now it's like 1:45 and we're at our rooms. We put our stuff down, we hang out in the room a little bit, and we're just like, okay, let's go fucking— let's go gamble a bit. So we went down, I gambled. If you guys remember listening to the podcast a couple months back, I went to Vegas and I got $10,000. I took $10,000 and I turned them into chips and because I, because I ended up winning. So I had $11,000 worth of chips, no cash, and I needed to change it in for cash, right?

February 22, 201813:12David
Open full episode
13:12/0:00
Scrub the kinetic waveform to jump through the episode.
7
Transcript window
Transcript Window

Context stack

Nearby lines for local context around the selected quote.
Jason12:41
No.
David12:42
Yeah, fuck it. 11:30 to go to Vegas for where we're only staying till noon the next day. So we were gonna go to Vegas for less than 11 hours and we're only staying there for one night, and this is the night. So we get there 11:30, right? Um, 11:30 we get on t…
Jason13:05
Oh my God. Thank God I didn't go. Thank fucking God I didn't go. This sounds like the worst fucking nightmare ever.
David13:12
Listen, so it's 1:00 a.m. It's 1:00 a.m. We're checking in. The line's long to check in for God knows what. I don't fucking know. It's Vegas. It takes till like 1:12 to get checked in and we're like, we're only here for a night. Help us out here. He upgrades us to like the biggest fucking room he's got. He's like, you're going to love this one. We have 3 rooms. He upgrades all 3 of them. They're…
Jason14:02
Right.
David14:03
And the casino wouldn't let me change in the chips, right? This was a couple months ago because I have a DACA card instead of a driver's license that was valid. So the fucked up part is they let me play, they let me play the games, and they let me change the…
Jason15:53
Wow.