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And the casino wouldn't let me change in the chips, right? This was a couple months ago because I have a DACA card instead of a driver's license that was valid. So the fucked up part is they let me play, they let me play the games, and they let me change the cash into chips, but they wouldn't let me get the chips into cash. So now I had to take the chips back with me. So for the last couple months, I've had $11,000 worth of chips sitting at my house, and I was waiting to renew my license so I can go back to Vegas and get, get my cash back, right? It's kind of hard to follow. Maybe rewind the podcast, this part, just to listen to it again. And I go back to Vegas. I have, I have the chips that I've had for a couple months with me since November. Yeah, it's $11,500, and I have my brand new license. And I go to the teller and I'm like, can I cash these in? And he's like, I don't think so. I don't— we have no record of you playing at this casino. I'm like, what do you mean you have no record of me? And they're like, we just— we— the cameras, they're not registering you ever playing here. There's no documentation of you, of you winning those chips. I'm like, I won the chips. And then, and then he calls his like superior or his like manager and she's like, sir, we can't do anything. We went back to November 19th. It never shows you playing at any of these tables. I'm like, ma'am, you— I want to cash these chips in because you wouldn't let me do it before. And she's like, it's your fault for leaving the casino with the chips. You should have cashed them in that day. And I'm like, are you fucking— like, I was furious. I'm like, ma'am, you didn't let me cash my chips in. Like, I was like talking like this, like, like a douche, because I was so angry. I was like, ma'am, you didn't let me cash my chips in because of my legal status in this country, but you let me play and you took my money. You guys have my money right now. And she's like, sir, there's nothing we can do. I'm like, I want to talk. I want to talk to your manager.

February 22, 201814:03David
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Jason13:05
Oh my God. Thank God I didn't go. Thank fucking God I didn't go. This sounds like the worst fucking nightmare ever.
David13:12
Listen, so it's 1:00 a.m. It's 1:00 a.m. We're checking in. The line's long to check in for God knows what. I don't fucking know. It's Vegas. It takes till like 1:12 to get checked in and we're like, we're only here for a night. Help us out here. He upgrades…
Jason14:02
Right.
David14:03
And the casino wouldn't let me change in the chips, right? This was a couple months ago because I have a DACA card instead of a driver's license that was valid. So the fucked up part is they let me play, they let me play the games, and they let me change the cash into chips, but they wouldn't let me get the chips into cash. So now I had to take the chips back with me. So for the last couple month…
Jason15:53
Wow.
David15:54
And then, and then her manager came out, which was like an older man, and he goes, there's nothing we can do. You shouldn't have left the casino without cashing the chips. You should have got something in writing. I'm like, sir, I don't know what's going on.…
Jason16:41
Really?