Telling Jason's Wife The Truth

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56, 56.

We are back with 56. What the fuck, you mean 67?

Yes!

Oh, you're whack.

That's not how you're—

that's not how you're supposed to do it. That's not how you're supposed to do it.

Wait a minute, I got a text on my phone. If you can get Natalie to say 67, you get $100. That's it. There were no rules as to how I get there.

Boom, bitch, pay up.

$100.

Oh my God, I only have $15 in my account. That's not true. You like basically went— what's that saying that's like this? You should have been like—

you shouldn't be able to say 6.

Yeah, you can't be like 5, 6, and saying it in the same way. Like, that's like—

no. Oh my God, you're going back on it.

Wow, I am going back on it, cuz that was like bullshit. What did you—

how did you want me to do it?

Like, okay, so—

Dude, you gave me about 10 seconds.

I'm stealing this bit from Rhett and Link. I saw they were doing a pod.

Yeah.

And one of the guys was asking, was trying to get his dad to say it. And he was like, so Dad, when would you say you go to bed around? Like, what time? His dad was like, around like 7 or 8. And he'd be like, yeah, but like, and how many hours of sleep would you get? And he's like, like 8 or 9. And he kept going. It took him like 8 minutes to get it.

Well, I got it right away.

Yeah, but you were like—

Yeah, no, I know. Okay. 6'7", I think is like—

you know what, I'm tired of me always being wrong here. I fucking nailed it. I got it right out the gate.

I got a deal.

Just admit it.

6'7" has really been killing my vibe when I'm in like meetings and stuff. I'll be like, 6 or 7, and then, you know, like you take that like half a second for— not like no one's going to say it, obviously, like the people I'm talking to, but it's just like it becomes such a thing.

Make it tough to be an adult.

Wait, what do you mean? You're in a meeting.

Well, like 6'7", like how do you— how do you say 6'7" and avoid it too? Do you know what I mean? Like, you have to address the fact that someone said 6, 7.

Oh, exactly.

Like, you have to do the hand gesture or something. I do it now and I don't even laugh. Like, today we were filming a video, I was like, yeah, I think we built it around 6, 7 months ago, and I just did the hand gesture and I kept going. Like, I didn't like laugh and acknowledge it. I just wanted everyone to know I'm aware I said 6, 7.

Everybody's dead inside.

It's gotten to that point.

Oh, come on.

I got a DM, Jason, about you. This woman wants to stay anonymous. But, um, now can you open your phone because I want to call her? She said, be nicer to Jason, for the love of God. All he wants is to be invited to things. You never invite him anymore.

Please.

He literally said he will hang Natalie's mirror. He literally even said he will hang Natalie's mirror. This is a yearning man to hang out. Please. Basically, this woman thinks you're desperate. I'm going to call her because I want some more information out of this.

Okay.

Her name will be anonymous.

Okay. Okay. The projector emits heat.

Hello?

Hi, it's David from The Views podcast.

No mames, dude. You actually read the messages, bro?

Yeah, it's very important, especially when someone takes Jason's side. I have to get to the bottom of it immediately.

I'm literally at work right now. Like, I literally work in news, so I had to come to like the outside and pray that there's no breaking news. But I have a bone to pick with you, David. Like, what is— What's wrong with you, man?

Bro, that is breaking news right now. We go live to Lauren. Lauren is on the scene.

Okay, go, go. What's— keep going. What's the bone here?

Okay, the bone is that you're so fucking mean to poor Jason.

Oh my God, it's such an act he plays, and you've fallen right into the trap.

No, all he ever wants is to hang out with you guys. Like, literally go back a couple episodes. He was saying like, oh, like, oh, you went to dinner? Who'd you go with? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He does that. He's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who'd you go with?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Do me a favor.

Go to his Instagram right now.

Okay?

And go click on his profile picture and see who the fuck you are uninviting from these situations.

Oh, Jason's profile picture is really cute.

He looks so baby girl. That is who you're being mean to.

Hold on, I haven't blocked. I have to go on my other account.

Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it, David. You don't even have him on your close friends. You know how bad—

No, no, I wasn't even on close friends for years.

It's crazy.

I just started doing this a year ago. I just started doing it a year ago.

You know what? I wasn't thinking this, but now I am upset. And now she's right. I think she's— No, no, she's brought me around.

This is ridiculous.

No, you are right.

You're not here day to day. You don't understand. We try to invite him. And then he comes and he just kind of, he sort of does, he clocks in to hanging out. Like that's how he hangs out. What are you talking about? Can you not attest to this?

In what regard?

Like he doesn't come and like sit down and like, well, he's a very anxious person. He's a very anxious person. So like, it's like immediately when he sits down, he's trying to figure out the perfect time to stand up and leave.

No, because you know what I think it is, David? I feel like it's because he is so stressed out about like being good for you and having a good time for you.

Oh my God.

Why? We just literally phoned your number one fan, Jay.

Hell yeah. I wish we knew her name.

I have a very sweet message because I watched the daily vlogs for the first time the other day.

Hell yeah.

Wow. So you're the one. No. Yeah, he's doing good.

What did she say?

He's amazing. And you didn't even fucking like his movie, bro.

It was a show. It was a pilot for a TV show. Okay, all right, you're right. I'll reflect on what you're saying here.

Yes, reflect on it and go look at his profile picture every time you don't want to invite him to something. Just go look at it. No, actually, David, we're not leaving until you deadass me right now. Oh, I will be nice to Jason and we'll invite him on shit.

Okay, all right, I, I'm going to deadass, I'm going to invite him tonight. Tonight we're watching a movie.

I can't do tonight. See, there it is.

I can't.

I can't.

He's down on all fours. He's howling, David.

Okay, deadass, I'll invite him to like half of the activities we got planned the next week.

Half?

Yeah.

Okay, but why?

The ones that I know you— the ones I know that he'd like. Like, I, I'm— because I'm saying deadass, I have to be specific. Like, if there's activities that aren't like— yeah, like there's— I may be at a business meeting or something. So I'm just saying the activities where we're all hanging out, you're gonna make a conscious effort to include Jason? Yeah, that's easy for me. But like, Jay, if I see even for a for a second that like you're just like clocking in.

A bigger thing is I, I'm just like stressed about my, my work life, so it's, it's hard to just come over here and hang out.

Do you see? You see?

There you go, there's your answer.

And then also, no, David, he has no money. David, that's an act.

That's an act. That's an act.

No, and then you're over here like, yeah, I just pay— I just paid John to hang out.

Oh, John's in the room too.

Vlogmas, David.

Hey, he's been stuck doing Vlogmas ever since.

Yeah, you're right.

He walked in the other day and he goes, God, I just don't know what to do with all this money.

All right, all right. Yeah, I turned down a brand deal the other day. I don't give a fuck about it.

All right, okay, well, I'll talk to Jason more. I'll figure this out.

All right, all right.

You, you swear on dead ass? Well, thank you for— yeah, yeah. Well, thank you for letting us Talk to you about this. This is a very interesting point.

Let's talk about masturbation later. Okay, bye.

That's really funny.

She was great.

She's really for your—

a champion.

Okay, so, but let's like break it down. John, am I not right about when he comes to hang out?

Yeah, you come with a motive, Jay.

A motive?

You come with a motive.

Whoa, what's my motive?

It's just you're clocking in.

What does that mean?

It's just like how Ilya comes to hang out where he hangs out for like once a week. He's clocking in.

Wow, that's really interesting.

I would say—

Dude, Lauren just fucking threw you under the bus.

So like, tell me in what regard. Like, if I was invited to something, I would come?

You would, but I don't think—

But I don't just show up either, right?

That's the thing.

No, no, but it's not even that. I think Jon's saying like when you come, it's like It's like going to a birthday party that like you really don't want to go to, and you're like, okay, so like how long can I stay here till like everyone knows that I've been here?

I even came to your party on Saturday. I looked right at you. You didn't even say hi to me.

That's not a party.

That's crazy.

But that's not like a hangout.

That's not a hangout, Jay.

But even if it wasn't, even if I just showed up, you might not say hi to me. Like, that's crazy.

But when do you show up? That's the time. Like, that's the point. When do I show up when we all hang out?

I guess I don't know when you're hanging out.

Because we all— what do you mean? We have literally movie night almost every night.

I haven't been invited to one.

Yes, you have, and you leave her.

I came to her.

You got up in the middle of the movie.

You came to her?

Who's her?

The movie.

Oh, the movie.

Sinners was whack.

Yeah, you got up in the middle of Sinners, you left the theater.

Yeah, but that was because Naveen wanted to go.

Yeah, so I don't know.

So what am I supposed to do?

Well, you got— you're gonna have to choose. I'm just—

oh, I'm just saying, us or her, Jason.

All right, let me choose right now between you and my wife. Hang on a second, let me weigh the options.

I know what she's saying. Is like a joke in a way, even though she actually probably believes it, which I could see why she would believe it.

Sure.

But like, and what I'm saying is also a joke, but also like, like, I don't know how to explain it.

In your defense, in your defense, like, I guess I don't feel like, like if I were just to pop over, it's like, I don't know what's going on here.

I mean, at night we do, like at night we'd love for you to come by and just literally just sit on the couch.

I would love to.

That's all we do.

Invite me over.

You're invited.

You know what it is? I'll just show up.

Yes.

This is what I'm going to do. This is what I'm going to do.

But now it's going to feel like you're just because of this conversation you showed up.

And I promise you it'll be like—

Great Lauren news anchor secret person.

I don't think it's entirely fair for you to put all of that on Jason.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

The people that are hanging out here are either employed or they live here. So there's some stipulations that we're skipping over.

But I'd love to come here. Like, you have no idea. My life is so fucking difficult right now. When I come over here, even if I'm here just for an hour or even the 10 minutes that I'm waiting for you on this couch, I'm so happy. Like, I love it.

Do you believe that when he says things like that?

I do. I do think he genuinely enjoys it.

I can't believe you don't fucking believe me, bro. You're so fucking infuriating. I fucking walked in here today and you go, you go, oh no, Jason's here. He says it in front of Brooke. And poor Brooke is just like typing like, is this a bit or not a bit? He says, fuck, Jason's here. Goddamn it, we gotta do the podcast.

Goddamn it.

What's going on?

Was that a bit or not?

Um, it was a bit, but then you said it like— if you had said it like 3 times, I'm like, that's a bit. Well, you said it like 8 or 9.

Because we, we do bits so much that I have to do more just for it to feel like a fresh bit.

I see, you're Tom Greening it. You're like saying it so much until it's funny, then not funny, and then it gets funny again, right?

Yes. Okay, listen. I guess there's things that we can both work on, but you should know, like, I'm just saying, I.

I love to come over here.

I don't find a problem in you not coming here. Like, what? J. Like, I now know how you operate. I know you are an anxious person, and I know that when you, Like, I'm not offended. Like, like, you know, like, like when I said like it feels like you have to clock into a birthday party, like a lot of people on the other end of that birthday party would be offended, but like I'm not offended because I know exactly how you work, right? So like I know you're just stopping by and you have like 5 things on your mind and you're like, I gotta get home and make Charlie a pizza or make sure the MacBook's being delivered at the right time, whatever it is. Like you like have so many things going on that you want to go home, so I totally get it. So I think when Jon said, what did you— it's your motive.

That was a really like, that was a really crazy word for Jon to pull out.

That was a crazy word for Jon to use. I don't even think he meant to use it so aggressively.

No, aggressively.

But yeah, I would love if you were here, but I'm not offended when you're not here. Therefore, I don't invite you constantly because I just know that it could— it just adds stress. And I think in your head you'll be like, well, I guess I should go see him so it's not— we're not just like always just like working. And like, so there's just like, like, I don't, I don't mind. Like, I consider doing the podcast with you, hanging out with you.

I tried, I tried to invite you to that movie.

What movie?

I went without me. I asked you to go to dinner two weekends ago.

Oh, by the way, this is where this whole thing stemmed from, is I went to go see a movie that he recommended without him.

But originally, the weekend before, I was like, let's go see this movie, and you didn't answer. That's the other— you don't answer. You don't answer the text. This is true, Natalie.

At least you answer. I don't answer. I don't answer. I don't—

you don't answer text.

Hey, today—

do you know how that feels for somebody if you don't— someone doesn't answer my text?

Today I was excited to pod. Okay, good. I texted today because this girl DM'd.

You had Lauren.

Yeah, because this girl DM'd. I'm like, oh, this is a good topic. We're going to get into an argument.

Uh, I mean, I got all kinds of things to argue about with you. Well, but I, I will—

I'll, I'll—

I'm going to just show up.

I'll show up tonight and I'll invite you more.

Yeah, please. I mean, I, I, I love you. I love you so much. And I think over the last couple years I've been like really stressed about money and stuff So that does play into my anxiety. So like when I'm here, I'm like, oh God, I have to post a video or I've got to like figure something out. So it is hard. And that's the truth. That is the 100% truth. Like the college tuition is fucking killing me. It's killing me.

I understand.

I mean, it's like, David, I don't understand how people do it.

They don't.

They take out loans.

Yeah, they take out loans. I don't know.

I was going to have Wyatt take out loans because I hear they're going to cancel all loans in like 10, in like 5 years.

Well, Wyatt should take out loans.

Yeah, I know, I can't, I can't have him take out loans.

You see, like, you don't operate like a regular parent, and like, that's why you get yourself into these weird anxious positions.

But that's like really, really common.

I mean, it's the lowest loan in your name, but it's under— so much on your kids. You're still— when you're making $25,000, $30,000 a month, you're still not making enough for your kids. Like, that's crazy. You could be on top of the world or at the bottom of the cellar, and wherever you are, you will be fine. You will find a reason for anxiety to course through your veins. I think that's just like—

no, I think when I was making more money, I was better.

I didn't know we were coming in today to attack Chase.

I'm not actually trying to attack him because Naveen says this too. It's like, when you are— what David said about me, if that is true, that's a really bad way to be because you don't attract money that way.

This is true.

You know, like, if you're always worried about money, you're never gonna get any.

Has Naveen said what I just said about you?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, and you are—

you're—

he's like, okay, yeah, now I can sit back. And as long as your wife agrees with me, we're good.

No, I mean, I, I would love to kick back. I mean, if people say that, she'll be like—

and I only say it about you, um, not to like be like— not to— because you can't fix it. It's like something that's like, like a less— you know, like it's so rooted in you that like it's ingrained. Yeah, it's like ingrained. It's like John gets hungry. Like, John can't prevent that, right? Do you know what I mean? Like, it's ingrained. Like, it is who he is. That's who you are. So I, I, I, I, I mean, I think I can change. I mean that in a way where I feel for you.

Yeah, I get it.

Because you're so anxious about it.

I think I can change. I do.

What are my flaws?

You have so many. You have a lot. You have a lot.

I like this, like, energy that you're outputting right now.

Really?

Yeah.

I want you to redirect in my way, and I just want to see what's wrong with me.

Well, I didn't like how you lied today earlier. I understand why you did it, but I didn't like how you Natalie was going to the doctor and she's like, I'm just going.

I'm going in the middle of the day. The only appointment was the 3:30 for this.

She's like, I'm just going down the street to get my blood drawn or whatever. And I was like, oh, okay. It's like down the street. And she's like, it's right here on the street. And I'll be like, you'll be back. And I said, you'll be back soon. And she goes, Dave, it's down the street. She said that. She like tripled down on it. She's like, it's down the street.

You have her location?

Yeah. I check her location 36 minutes away at Cedars-Sinai. Crazy.

That's not down the street.

No, no, no, no. Then I just found out. And then I was like, Taylor, I was like, she just straight up lied to me. And she's like, and Taylor's like, David, she does this to you all the time because you bother her. If you found out it wasn't down the street, why did you lie? For that reason.

For, because, because it would be a 15, I'd be late to my appointment because I'd have to explain to him that I'm not going to be down the street and I will be back in an hour instead of in 15 minutes.

Right. So why didn't you just say, I'll be back in an hour?

Yeah. Why don't you just say that? I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have been like, You can't go to the—

because it's so much easier for me to just avoid the conversation entirely because it actually genuinely does not affect you at all. Like, we didn't have any meetings. All the meetings are done.

I had so many things I was ready to talk to you about.

And then, yeah, like, what did you miss out on because she was gone?

Well, I just love— like, I found an Hermès pool table.

But that's not Natalie's— like, Natalie has important things to do.

No, I know.

He doesn't realize.

Bring that one to— no offense, John. But like, bring that one to John.

I did bring it to John. John said we don't need it.

Yeah, we don't need it.

Good call, John.

But Natalie would have been like, it could be interesting.

Oh, you're just looking for the answer you wanted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much was the Hermes pool table? Just curious.

Oh my God, like $200,000 at least.

No, it was $300,000. Jesus, get the hell out of here. But I wouldn't pay for it with my own money. My friend the other day offered to buy me a $50,000 pool table, and I was like, why are you offering me this? He's like, I just want a cool new pool table here. And I'm like, you're going to buy it? He's like, yeah, yeah, I just want to buy it for you. I want to play on it from time to time. I was like, no, I was like, no, I won't use that one. Like, do not buy that. And then I just so randomly found another one. I was like, okay, this one is— well, the other one was like all glass and this one's an all green leather pool table.

Well, green makes sense, but like the price difference.

I'm not buying this table.

Well, I wouldn't spend—

did your friend go up to $300?

I wouldn't spend over $2,000 on a table.

I don't know.

My friend go up to $350K. He says he's buying me a Bugatti in about 2 years.

So I was on the phone with him.

As long as he's not in jail.

I don't really know where he's coming from, but yeah, I was on the phone with him last night.

He's helping us with a project or whatever and sourcing a contractor. And I called him. He was in the middle of a dinner, right? And he's at the dinner and he couldn't take the call during the dinner, but he calls me back 2 hours later. Is for sure wasted after this dinner. And he calls me and he's telling me how he's going to set up this call between me and the contractor or whatever. And I was like, okay, great. It's like 10:30 at night. And I was like, okay, that's awesome. Thank you so much. He goes, you know, Natalie, you and David, I got you guys for life, bro. I just thought it was so funny. Wow. He doesn't like, we're all, we're good friends, but like, and he's much closer with David than he is with me. But for him to call me, give that sentiment, I thought was so funny.

That's really funny. He's really nice.

Nice. He's so sweet.

I wish I could do that for you.

Okay, well, okay, Tom, what are you doing here?

I wish I could call you and be like, I got you for life.

Yeah, no, he's really interesting. He's—

but my electricity is being turned off.

He's a really, really funny guy. Yeah. And he's one of Jonah's close buddies.

Okay.

That's how we met him. And we've been— I mean, now we've been friends with him for like 4 or 5 years. Um, but he's like, he's like, when the trust fund hits, He's like, it's fucking game over. I made a big bet the other day. I bet $200.

Okay.

I'm going to win $1,800 if there is a magnitude 8 earthquake in California in the year 2027.

Never mind.

What's an 8 like?

Next year?

Before 2027. So this year, if at one point—

8 is like full destruction.

Destroy this house, dude.

8 has never hit California.

Okay.

But the odds are, the odds are good against it. So you make a lot of money, right? But yeah. So if there is ever an earth— like, if there's, if there's ever an earthquake that like brings my house down and vibrates the whole earth everywhere, like in California, my phone will also vibrate right after with me winning $1,600 over my $200. It's a pretty interesting bet, isn't it?

It sounds like a bet that's like Why would you do that?

Yeah, I think for silver lining. Uh, yeah, I guess I don't want it to happen.

You don't want that to happen.

I know why you did it.

Why?

You did it to ensure that it doesn't happen, because deep down you do care about like humanity and the city.

And you— oh, you think that me placing that bet is like fucked up?

Yeah, I know. I think that's how your brain works. I'm pretty sure. So it's like you in some way just being like, why not?

I did it before I looked up what 8 magnitude earthquake was.

Oh, you did?

I thought— I thought 8 was like— I thought we'd get those all the time. Yeah. And like, I thought, because we get big earthquakes here, and I thought we've gotten like at least two.

No, they're like four.

I'm not saying in LA an 8. Like, I thought like we get somewhere, some far, and we feel the 8 a little bit. Um, but I was completely wrong. We've never gotten an 8, I think, ever recorded. After that was after I made the bet, so I was like, oh, okay, this is like a big earthquake I'm betting on.

So yeah, what was Northridge? John, can you look up Northridge earthquake, see what the magnitude was?

I thought it was like a regular one that we've got. Like, we've gotten two big ones since I've lived here in the last 10 years.

Did the house shake?

Oh yeah.

Oh, it did.

Yeah. And I thought that's what I was betting on.

But yeah, I always just hear little, little ones.

But I don't, I don't want it to hit.

No, I know you don't. Yeah, you definitely don't.

I mean, you're asking for like the fault line to rupture.

Yeah, that was a 6.7 in 97.

6.7.

Fuck, I owe Jay another $100. Yeah.

57 died, 9,000 injured, 20,000 people got displaced. Wow, that's crazy. And that was only a 6.7. That's not even an 8. That means that earthquake is 100 times worse. That's what an 8 is.

100 times worse than what?

Than what happened in Northridge.

Oh, what the fuck?

Northridge was 6.7.

Okay, well then I, then I apologize now for making that bet.

I think you should withdraw.

I'll cash out now for the sake of humanity. Let's see how much— what happens if— that's a crazy bet then to make. Wait, if I cash out now, how much money do I get?

Can we fact-check John on 100 times worse than—

Yeah.

Okay, if I pull out now, I make $109. Do you want me to pull out?

You make money? How do you make money?

No, I bet $200.

Oh, so you get $109.

I get $109 back.

Yeah, you should just pull out for your own financial— because we're not going to have an 8-point earthquake.

This is going to be a crazy conversation.

Yeah, so from an 8.0 versus 6.7 is a 1.3 magnitude difference. So it's 32 to the power of 1.3, which is 90 times more energy.

Wow, it's 1,000 times stronger than a 6.

Wait, what?

It will— it destroys cities. That's like what an 8-point—

dude, what? Wait, that, that's kind of scary. Yeah, it's that it's only 9x.

That's like you're— it's literally the San Andreas Fault rupturing.

That's what you just bet on.

Wait, wait, what?

You're talking about Santa Monica going in the ocean?

Wait, why?

California becoming an island is what you're—

why is that only 9x. What?

It's 1,000x.

It's 1,000x.

No, no, no, no. The bet, the bet is only— it only like 9x is your money. I mean, yeah, that should be like—

that means there's a lot of—

that should literally be like 1,000x. Yeah, it should be of the San Andreas Fault rupturing.

But the way those things work too, it's like what other people will, will place, right? Your bet, you're playing against someone.

Yeah, yeah.

So that makes the bet.

So I guess enough people have not bet near an ocean tsunamis will likely occur.

No, for sure. If it's 1,000x over a 6, it's game over.

What's movie night tonight? What are you watching?

We're watching James Bond.

I love James Bond.

Yeah, good.

See, which one?

Uh, first one, Casino Royale. First one with Daniel Craig.

You're watching Casino Royale?

Yep.

That's my favorite movie.

Okay, well, there you go.

What time?

Probably around 7 or 8.

7 or 8 PM?

Yeah.

What about 6 or 7?

What about food?

Guess who's coming over?

I don't know.

Noah Beck, celebrity.

Noah Beck is coming?

Yeah, for movie night.

My celeb crush will be in the building.

Yeah, you ever get with Noah Beck?

I mean, no, no, he dated like one of my really good friends.

Oh, he did?

And she said it's chill.

Would you ever date somebody that your friend dated?

No, you wouldn't.

What do you mean, bro?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yo, this bitch is a homie hopper. What you mean?

That does not count.

I was, I was not even thinking of that.

I didn't even think about that at all. That's how like—

Oh my God, there you go. Homie hopper defender.

Okay, let's not go there.

We're there.

I went to Natalie's house today.

Why?

I shot a video.

Wait, that's exactly the sort of response we anticipated. When we were there, Naveen and Jason came over to my house— sorry to cut you off— but to film a YouTube video for the daily vlogs. And they were just like, I was giving them the whole house tour and like how nice the house, so cozy, so peaceful, like tranquility in the mornings at my home. And then they were like, why doesn't David come here more often? I was like, he fucking hates this place. He would never be caught dead here. Oh, and that was the exact response I anticipated from you.

No, I, I've been to Natalie's before. It's nice.

You would have loved it this morning.

Really?

When the light comes in?

Prime Natalie, because she was, she was, she was excited to show everything.

I could feel Natalie's mom's presence in the house, and I think that's what freaks me out.

You're such a freak.

I could feel it.

Listen, honestly, I'm starting to think that you are into my mom on some sort of level.

I'm down to go to your house. All I ask is a priest comes by, sages the whole house, and just cleanses the spirits away of Jen. And then we're good. I think if I just felt— if I could even just smell the sage, even if you just got a candle that smelled like it's been exorcised, then I would be there.

Well, the house is not haunted or cursed in any way. It's actually very clean. It's definitely cursed though.

Your mom doesn't just come— your mom just doesn't go to houses and not curse them after she leaves.

You feel a curse here when Jen comes over here?

Yes. We had a higher exorcist. I didn't move in after Jen, guys. It's a known fact.

I'm pretty sure he actually did have Taylor stage the house before he moved in and my mom was living here.

I did.

Yeah, he did. I was there. I forgot about that. I was like, why are we doing this?

John, shut up. The spirit will hear you.

I don't know.

Thinks Natalie's mom is haunted.

Just do it. Yeah, well, Jason and Navina and I had— you know how I was recruiting a friend to come help me hang stuff in my home?

Yeah.

So Jason came by to help do that. We saw that through.

Oh, to hang the mirror.

Yeah, to hang the mirror. But of course, Natalie's mirror was just so tough to hang.

Oh, but it made for good drama on the video.

Yeah, it was good drama. We had a guy show up and strip, which was cool.

He always did.

And dance, yeah. Like a task rabbit, like a hot task rabbit.

Did he actually take his clothes off?

No, no, no, no.

Like half of them?

It was too early. But he was hot, for sure.

He was hot?

Yeah. But you should have— her original idea was to call John. She should have called John.

That's kind of cool, like hiring task rabbits, especially like buff guys, could be like— it's like, could be fun for girls.

100%.

Really?

I think about it all the time. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna invite this task rabbit over.

Actually?

I mean, I've never done that, but like, it's definitely a thought that I have when I'm like looking through the different tasks.

Oh wait, it shows their faces?

Yeah, a little profile.

It's a good TV show.

Oh my God, Task Rabbit whore. Task Rabbit whore.

You know, it's like, like the guy is— the guy's working as a Task Rabbit, he's not getting any jobs, so eventually he's like, I gotta—

it's honestly like a great way to meet somebody. I feel like a woman in need, the man comes over to help.

Wait, that is pretty incredible. There's no guy equivalent to that, right? The only thing they have here is like topless maids, which I find so bizarre.

Professional cuddlers.

Is that—

yeah, we did that, but that's like pervy, you know?

Yeah, it's not like— yeah, well, topless—

it's juvenile.

Wait, what is topless maids?

Uh, it's a maid with no top on.

Is that true?

Yeah, I'm sure they come over and they have sex with you. What?

Yeah, that wasn't what he was asking.

Yeah, that's not even where I was going. That's crazy.

Well, yeah, they're not actually cleaning the house.

Oh, so what are they doing?

Okay, because I would have waited to prostitution and not call it prostitution. That's crazy.

Oh, so they're not—

you think somebody's getting the, uh, washing the floor with their tits out?

I mean, yeah, like maybe that's like a kink for somebody or something.

Yeah, but then I guess that would still lead to sex if that is like a kink thing.

Yeah, you're right.

Wait, yeah, I guess I never— it's crazy, I never really thought about it because if you're, if you're in LA in Hollywood for longer than— is that truck still around?

I'm pretty sure I haven't seen it in a while.

Yeah, but like when I first moved here, I saw it parked in Hollywood for 6, 7 years. Um, and it said Topless Maids, $99, right? Right. And they— you call a number and apparently they come to your house.

Yeah.

Oh, that's really weird. I've never thought about— I've always just thought it was like 3 women, like in their 40s, 50s, not even necessarily hot, just like Tits out, just boobs out and cleaning. But then I was like, why would you want this? Like, it's already kind of awkward just to like have people cleaning in general. And now like they're like naked. I don't know. I don't know if I'd feel that. What are you— what are you spacing out at? Did you just see a ghost?

I saw Jen.

Jen's here. Fuck, I gotta say it to the movie room too. Yo, I had a good movie idea the other day. You wanna hear it?

Yeah.

Okay. So it's all— the only people can— that can do it are AI people. Okay, so like no studio is going to be able to get behind this because it's just like legally it just doesn't make any sense. Um, but imagine a movie— have you ever seen Pixel? Not Pixel. What's the one where like all the, all the video games like kind of come in and like go into the real world? Wreck-It Ralph. No, I think it's Pixel. Like Pac-Man comes into the real world and it's like terrorizing the city and stuff like that. So now imagine a movie where aliens come from a different planet And they're, they're also kind of like, almost like these aliens have the ability to like create anything into reality. I mean, you know, like aliens can construct anything because they have different— just like what we were talking about, how like we don't have a different— if we had a different sense of sense, we'd be able to pick up on different things. So these aliens want to attack the Earth and they say, we're going to attack the Earth in 2 weeks. You can defend your planet with the 20 strongest things that you have conjured up, with the 20 things that you've thought of in your society to be some of the strongest.

Okay.

Okay. So that means anything from fiction will come to life.

Okay.

So you'll have— these will be the people defending Earth. You'll have Optimus Prime, you'll have Harry Potter, you'll have Iron Man. It's an IP nightmare. Yeah. That's why you just have to You have to fucking animate it. So you'll have like all of the biggest, you have Keanu Reeves, John Wick. You'll have the biggest and baddest action stars defending Earth from this common villain.

Oh, that's awesome.

That's pretty cool.

Sure.

You can only do it if you do it illegally, and that's 'cause no one's ever gonna give you the IP to everything all at once.

Is there a way to do that where you like make it but it's free? And then you don't get sued?

Not to go back to the movie we all saw, They had a huge IP nightmare.

Really?

They had to clear all that stuff, and they got the best copyright lawyer in the world. So maybe your movie is possible.

No, no, no, it's not possible.

It's maybe—

you, you're putting Iron Man and you're putting an Avengers character, you're putting Harry Potter. You can't do that. What are you talking about?

Uh, there might be a way around it.

I'm saying like they're the main characters.

No, I get it.

Oh, like parody law?

Yeah. Oh yeah.

No, but you'd want them to be the real thing. That's why I'm saying with AI, I got this idea because I saw like Iron Man fighting Optimus Prime. Yeah. But I was like, that'd be cool if there was like a storyline to it. And it's very similar to Pixel in which like these characters can actually come to life and have a purpose and like all be defending humanity. Mm-hmm. Because we, they are all human-made, right? Because we've, we as humans, we have conjured them up. So I think it'd be really interesting. Like you're at the Pentagon and the Pentagon's like, what? We're having who fight this?

Mm-hmm.

Voldemort. And Pikachu.

And even AI-wise, all those companies block you like using Optimus Prime and stuff like that.

Right. But not the new one, Seedance. That's where all these videos are being made. So Seedance is in China and I think it's started by the people that started TikTok. Yes.

ByteDance.

ByteDance. So ByteDance has all the data from TikTok and they use it to create like, you'll see Tom Cruise and it'll be Tom Cruise's face. You'll see Robert Downey's Iron Man. You'll see everybody as their actual characters and there's no copyright issue because I guess it's not really governed there. I don't know. But like, yeah, like Marvel and all these studios. Disney. Sorry, Disney has served them with a cease and desist. But then people are like, what does the cease and desist do? Have you thought about China?

Have you thought about getting one of those, like, to do that thing, Moltbot, where the computer goes and does everything for you? Yeah, I want to do that so badly and I don't know how to do it.

I just don't use my computer for anything.

Yeah, you do. I mean, you just looked up a pool table.

Yeah, he just like looks up cool things.

So like, you imagine, imagine this, like tomorrow morning you wake up and it's like, here you go, here's like the cheapest price for a $300,000 pool table.

And I know, but that would just be like, that would just hurt me financially to have something like that.

But there's other things you could use it for, like vlog stuff.

I could use it for editing, you think?

Did you see the two AIs calling each other?

No.

Yeah, like two ChatGPTs.

Yeah, like they call each other and then they go, do you want to— they're like, hello. Oh, hello. Like, I'm an AI person. I'm also an AI person. And then they go, do you want to use GibberLink? And the other one goes, yes, let's use GibberLink. And then they start going— then they go to this different language.

No, they don't.

Yeah. And they're like, and the other one's like, I swear to God, I swear to God.

That's really funny.

Look up GibberLink. Hyperlink.

That's really funny.

I had the craziest thing happen last night. It was in the middle of the night. It was raining so bad last night.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, it was crazy.

And I had terrible gas.

Like, you had tiramisu?

Terrible gas. Oh, terrible. And like, I don't usually have it. We went to this great sushi place, and so in the middle of the night, I farted around Naveen. She's asleep. Oh, right. So I farted really, really badly. And normally if she's asleep, like, no worries, she's asleep. Oh no, I farted, you know. But for some reason, because it was raining so bad, she wakes up like 10 seconds after I fart. So now she's up and she's trying—

what?

Yeah, I just like went back to bed. But David, it stinks. She still doesn't know the truth. I'm telling this right now on the podcast.

Well, you should call right now and see if she remembers.

No, because I have to tell you the story.

Okay.

So it's raining. She's looking around and it's really bad and she's getting nervous and we have a leak in the house. And I'm like—

And you're still pretending you're sleeping.

And I'm just like, I just go back to bed. Then this morning I'm like, how's it going? She's like, she's like, I was like, I couldn't sleep last night. She's like, there was this awful smell.

No.

She says this awful smell in the house. She's like, I think we have mold. She's like, I looked it up online. She's like, and they're like, you have a gas leak.

Oh my God, that's really—

but it was my fart.

Like, for sure?

Yeah, like 100%. Like, it was the worst fart I've had in years. She's in years. And so, and, and she's telling me this in the car, and I felt so bad that she was up all night. She was on Reddit, and when she said the line, you have a gas leak, I was like, yeah, we do.

That's really funny.

Oh my God, I gotta tell her, but you can't— can't tell her that.

What? Can I call her?

That I farted?

Can I call her?

She's going to be mad.

Is she?

I think so. Because she was up all night, like, worried about it.

Yeah, but you have to figure it out now.

All right, go ahead.

He's going to call someone to fix that gas leak.

Hello? Naveen, it's David. You're on the pod. Hey. Hey. So we— I mean, Jade, do you want me to tell her?

You can tell her.

Okay. So what happened last night? Is everything okay?

Last night?

Yeah. With the rain and everything. What was going on?

Like I was scared.

Yeah. Were you?

Yeah.

Were you up all night? What does something feel off about the house?

Yeah. Like, I think the house is broken.

What do you mean? Can you be more specific about that?

Like, so I woke up and I smelled like a bad smell. So I, like, looked it up and it said that if you smell like an egg smell, it's a gas leak.

Oh, Jesus.

Like, it's like your dryer. The dryer is downstairs, like, by our room, so that means that the house might blow, right?

For sure.

Um, wait, why?

Okay, and how long did this gas leak smell for?

It was literally all night. So, like, I went upstairs to get fresh air, and then I had to come back down because the lady on the internet said to, like, see if it happens in every room, and it was just Okay, well, I mean, at this point, I mean, I'm, I'm going to—

I don't know if this is good news or bad news I'm delivering here to you, but you're going to be okay. That gas leak was actually just from your husband last night. What do you mean? That was Jason farting, and he just confessed on the pod, and I thought we should call you.

But is he serious? Like, does he really? Because then he needs to go to the hospital.

Yeah, he said he had had some of the worst gas in his life and that there was a moment where you were sleeping, obviously, and he thought he could get away with a fart. And it was the worst fart he's ever let out, he said, in the last couple of years.

And then you just so happened to wake up 10 seconds later and you were like, oh, I woke up because I smelled something so bad that I thought that something happened.

Oh my God.

Oh, wow. Well, yeah, something did happen, but the suspect Culprit just so happened to be laying right next to you.

And I didn't know how to say anything this morning when you were upset, when you were tired and stuff. I felt so bad. I'm sorry. I was so embarrassed. It's very hard to admit gas to a pretty woman.

It's okay.

Have you ever smelled anything like that before?

No, it really smelled like— like I almost called the police because I was like, this isn't good.

Oh my God.

It smelled rotten, right?

Right. No, it's definitely— I mean, think about something. Think about gas coming out of an 80-year-old man. Like, it's not gonna be— it's not gonna be nice.

That's really not good.

She leaves me.

Um, thank you for telling me. I actually really appreciate that.

Of course. You know, you know me now. They always have your back here.

So thank you.

Thank you, Jason. Well, we'll talk when you get home.

I'm sorry.

Wow. That's crazy, Jay.

Yeah, that's what it's like to have someone in your life. You know, you can't just blow them out.

Fuck.

Yeah, you're lucky you could just let them go all night.

I mean, yeah, that is kind of the most insane thing I've ever heard. It's crazy that she did not know up until now.

Yeah, because I don't fart in front of her ever. Oh, never, never. Oh, no.

I would never start with that. That's even bigger.

I don't believe in that.

Oh, that's even bigger.

Wow.

But I just thought she was asleep. I didn't think it would be that bad, and I can usually hide it under the covers.

Well, if she's listening to this right now, can you give her an apology?

Yeah, Naveen, I'm really, really, really, really sorry, and I love you, and I'm sorry, and I won't do that again.

We're sorry, Naveen. We're gonna control him. Less sushi nights with him. Um, all right guys, that's all the time we have for today. Thank you guys for joining us on the Views Pod.

You know, could we have like a, a weekly time when we watch movies? Like if you said like Wednesday nights, movie night?

Well, I try to have movie night like almost every night.

Really?

Yeah, just depending on when Taylor and Nally are free.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I can't wait.

Yeah, I mean, and if you come to enough movie nights, we'll put you in the group chat.

Oh my God. Yeah, Casino Royale is so good.

Yeah, it's gonna be pretty good.

My favorite movie.

A lot of people haven't seen James Bond here, so—

favorite Bond.

I mean, it's the best of the Daniel Craig Bonds.

Yes.

Yeah. All right guys, we'll see you soon. Bye.