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Telling Jason's Wife The Truth

Terrible gas. Oh, terrible. And like, I don't usually have it. We went to this great sushi place, and so in the middle of the night, I farted around Naveen. She's asleep. Oh, right. So I farted really, really badly. And normally if she's asleep, like, no worries, she's asleep. Oh no, I farted, you know. But for some reason, because it was raining so bad, she wakes up like 10 seconds after I fart. So now she's up and she's trying—

February 19, 202635:09Jason
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David35:05
Oh yeah, it was crazy.
Jason35:05
And I had terrible gas.
David35:07
Like, you had tiramisu?
Jason35:09
Terrible gas. Oh, terrible. And like, I don't usually have it. We went to this great sushi place, and so in the middle of the night, I farted around Naveen. She's asleep. Oh, right. So I farted really, really badly. And normally if she's asleep, like, no worries, she's asleep. Oh no, I farted, you know. But for some reason, because it was raining so bad, she wakes up like 10 seconds after I fart.…
John35:38
what?
Jason35:38
Yeah, I just like went back to bed. But David, it stinks. She still doesn't know the truth. I'm telling this right now on the podcast.
David35:45
Well, you should call right now and see if she remembers.