Telling Jason's Wife The Truth

Like, it's like your dryer. The dryer is downstairs, like, by our room, so that means that the house might blow, right?

For sure.

Um, wait, why?

It was literally all night. So, like, I went upstairs to get fresh air, and then I had to come back down because the lady on the internet said to, like, see if it happens in every room, and it was just Okay, well, I mean, at this point, I mean, I'm, I'm going…

I don't know if this is good news or bad news I'm delivering here to you, but you're going to be okay. That gas leak was actually just from your husband last night. What do you mean? That was Jason farting, and he just confessed on the pod, and I thought we s…

But is he serious? Like, does he really? Because then he needs to go to the hospital.