Telling Jason's Wife The Truth

No mames, dude. You actually read the messages, bro?

Yeah, it's very important, especially when someone takes Jason's side. I have to get to the bottom of it immediately.

I'm literally at work right now. Like, I literally work in news, so I had to come to like the outside and pray that there's no breaking news. But I have a bone to pick with you, David. Like, what is— What's wrong with you, man?

Okay, go, go. What's— keep going. What's the bone here?

Okay, the bone is that you're so fucking mean to poor Jason.

Oh my God, it's such an act he plays, and you've fallen right into the trap.