Sleeping with my Teacher

Today we are here with Harry Jowsey.

Um, I'm a fan.

The other night, yeah, I actually have to— first off, I have to say I was so embarrassed when I come up to you.

What'd you do?

Because you— okay, you know when you do something embarrassing and then you think about it for a week and you're like, oh yeah, like one of those things that was—

before you speak, I, I don't remember anything. I just remember saying hi to you.

That Yeah, you know, so you were talking to a guy.

Yeah.

And I don't think you saw me, but I saw you, and I was like, I'm just gonna say hi. And you put your hand out, I think you're gonna dab him up, and I just walked over and I just—

oh yeah, you did do that.

And I was sitting there like, after that, I was like, I'm a fucking idiot. Like, he doesn't even know.

You stole the handshake.

Yeah, he stole it. The other guy was like, oh yeah, I like your style. And I'm like, I just thought he was trying to say hi to me, but like, he doesn't even know.

Well, the good thing about Jason is he probably didn't even know what was going on. Yeah, he probably thought he was in the wrong.

Yeah, I did. I was like, oh Oh, why is my hand there? You know what, this is a pattern because our friend Todd said that you greeted him for the first time by tapping his nuts.

I fully grabbed his cock.

You're not good at first greetings.

No, I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah, I get nervous and start freaking out. I think you just grab people's dicks when you get nervous. Yeah, usually, usually. Like, it's a good icebreaker.

Australia is so cool.

I think I grabbed his face and I was like, you've, you've like lost some weight in here. And he's like, oh yeah, I'm on a meal plan or some shit. And I was like, wow, I'm meeting all you guys in the weirdest way. I come up to you and I was just like, yeah bro, I like, uh, toured this house before you or some shit.

Wait, I want to talk about that.

Yes.

That Harry— did you know this? Harry's actually the reason I'm in this house today. Wow. Like, but like really, really butterfly effect type of shit. Okay, so I'll let you say it. How did you— how did that happen?

So when I first come to LA, um, I was friends with— I only had like one friend, his name was Weston. He was the real estate agent.

He was my real estate agent.

Yeah, yeah, best real estate agent in the world. I'm pretty sure he sold the Birch.

Number one. Yeah, yeah.

He's crazy. Uh, but he was just like, could you come be a pretend buyer for me? And oh, he asked you? Yes.

Oh, I thought you were just like doing like a video or something.

No, no, no.

Harry dressed up and he came in as a pretend buyer for this house.

What's a pretend buyer?

So they were still building it, and, um, I remember the pool before it was cool. It was like they had it like shit and stuff. It was terrible. So we were— me and my best friend Christian were here in suits like with our hands behind our backs like looking at shit, like pointing and like filming stuff. And like the dude who was like obviously building it was just like, oh, do you like it? Why not? I was like, this over here, like, not— I don't know if I could— like, that's a deal breaker. And then anyway, they ended up giving it to Weston. And then what, a couple of months later, you guys?

Yeah. But basically the reason my real estate agent got the listing was because he was bringing in clients and they weren't even real because it was Harry and I had like $3,000 in my bank account.

So I was just like, there's no way.

So Harry came in posed as a fake buyer for this house Wow. And then therefore Weston got— you can get it— got the listing, and then he could sell it to me like in reality.

Yeah.

Wow. So because he was posing as a buyer, I got this house for real.

So thank you for that. And I'm still a poser, so it's awesome. It was really random. I remember when I walked— I was walking around, I was like, this looks so familiar. And then I remember Weston told me, he's like, oh yeah, we sold it to David. Yeah, it's crazy.

Yeah, that is crazy.

So random.

Yeah, this is One of the first parties in LA I ever went to, I have like the greatest memory of it. I was 18 years old, was 4 houses down here and I had no idea. And I just think that's such a crazy concept that I was here 7 years ago on the street and this house hasn't even— like wasn't even built yet. And then 7 years later I'm living where I first partied when I moved here. Yeah. So it's— was that when you came to tour this house? Was that before or after you were doing the show?

It was after. So we filmed it and then we moved here and we're trying to figure shit out. But actually, Another fun, crazy, probably a little bit cringe fact: I'm big in manifesting.

Yeah.

And I wrote in my book, be in a Vlog Squad video one day, and here we are. It's kind of like technically— how weird is that? Oh damn, it's weird.

Wow, you wrote that in a book?

Yeah.

Yeah, Jay, you got to work on your handshakes, bro. They just went for a fist pound. Jason high-fived him.

I'm walking.

Nice job.

Crazy.

What else do you write in that manifestation book?

Um, random celebrities that I want to get pregnant and like just random shit.

Really?

Like 5% of it comes true. Is that a goal?

Do you like controversy?

Of course.

Goddamn it.

I went on a show where we weren't allowed to have sex. Like, yeah, I love this shit.

Yeah. Did you know that that's what— you didn't know that that's what the show was when you were signed up for it?

No, we had no idea. Like, it was just called Untitled Dating Show and they flew us— like, I was in Mexico, like, in a hotel for a week and like, I don't know what the fuck's going on. So I'm like walking around.

Harry was on Too Hot to Handle, for those of you who are not caught up.

He was like, uh, it was 2 years ago. Yeah, 2020, come out mid the quarantine. But yeah, we were— I had no idea. I legitimately cried when they told us the rules because I was so horny that like I was just so upset.

Are you kidding? I was—

I swear to God, I was so horny that when they told me the rules, like, I was like crying. And I told the producer, I was like, get me off this show. Like, I was so pissed.

So the rules of the show—

it's just fucked up, man.

It was me.

Yeah. So for people who don't know, the rules of the show is you can't have sex at all when you're on. You can't have any intimate moments or intimate touching, nothing with any of the other contestants on the show, even yourself. Oh, you can't even masturbate?

No, I tried, but I was like, I'm going to fuck it up for everyone.

And they're watching. And every time you do it and they catch you because they're watching you, there's cameras in every room.

There's like 65 cameras and there's microphones everywhere. So even if you fart, like, they're going to hear it.

But that doesn't count as pleasuring yourself. Does it?

What? No, depends how good the fart is. Like, I've never had a fart that good.

I've had some good ones.

Yeah, I can imagine.

Do they have cameras in the bathroom? Yes.

Yeah, like there's like the shower, but there's like a camera that's like— you obviously, they can't see anything because it's, it's like a little bit blurry.

But what about if you're on the toilet and that's where you decide to pleasure yourself?

Well, there's like microphones there, so if you let out a little moan, they're gonna be like, that is more than a poo.

What's the punishment if you touch yourself or touch somebody else?

It's like, I think it was like $5K for head, like $20,000 for sex, and then like kissing's like $3,000.

So that's how much is deducted from the grand prize?

Yeah, yeah. And everyone gets— well, for our season, everyone gets like a little turn on it. And, uh, yeah.

So how much did you win at the end of it?

Like $7,500.

Not bad. And how long did you have to abstain from sex? Uh, a month. Dude, you made it sound so dramatic.

It was tough.

It was really tough not to make this about you. But back to the pre-interviews. Yes. Um, what do— what do they ask you to find out how horny you are and if you're fit for the show?

So pretty much it's just like straight off the bat they're asking like, how many people have you slept with? And then like, what turns you on? And obviously you talk about sex, so I'm just like, fuck. Like, I was so fired up in the interviews. I asked him like, have you had threes? Like, literally everything about your sex life, to the point where my best friend and his family like sat me down and they're like, I don't know where you're going is going to be a good idea. Because they thought that I was like about to sign up for some like Pornhub like reality show where it would just like— and I was like, fuck it. Like at the time in my life, my career wasn't doing anything, so I was like, let's give it a— let's give it a shot. And then, uh, I was blessed, it was for Netflix. Wow, crazy.

And when did you find out it was for Netflix?

Uh, I think when we landed, when we got there, like, oh, it's for like a big, uh, streaming network. And I was like, oh, holy shit, no, it's not for YouTube, it's for Netflix.

Wow.

Yeah, it was sick.

And then before the show, how many people have you had slept with?

Probably like 100, I think.

Before the show? Yeah, 100 people.

Well, around about. I think I left high school like sleeping with like 40 or 50 people. Whoa.

What?

High school? No.

How is that even possible?

Big high school?

No, it was little. Yeah, yeah, every single day. Even one of my teachers.

There's like only 15 people in my graduating class.

In high school or when you like left high school? No, when I was in high school. Yeah, shout out. I can't say it.

Well, you already said a lot. Teachers?

Yeah, yeah, she was a teacher. What? Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, I was actually—

was— how did you pull that off? What?

I was a little bit drunk one night and, uh, just imagine being a reality TV show producer and this guy walks into the room.

Yeah, teachers, small school. Like, you're a producer. Yeah, we just found the horniest Australian I've ever seen.

Yeah. Okay, that was— so I was drunk and I just, I was like, fuck, I'm gonna give it a shot. And I kicked that door in and she's like, what's wrong? I was like, I don't know, I'm coming in. And then, uh, I walked, I saw a cat and I remember I kicked a cat. She's like, what are you doing? I was like, get in bed. And then it was, uh, it was, it was literally that's how it happened. I walked straight in, I kicked a cat, and I jumped.

Why was there a bed? She was—

or did you go to boarding school? Yeah, boarding school. So she like moved.

So she was like, she looks like there's already something wrong with her if she's a bed in her class. She's doing this to more students than just you.

Yeah, yeah. So she lived there as no. And then I— she told me, she's like, if you tell anyone, like, I'm gonna hurt you. And, uh, she's also a cage fighter, so you're really narrowing down who she is.

Yo, if you're ever gonna animate a podcast story, it should be this one. She's got a patch over her eye.

I was like, try not to give her name away. But yeah, yeah, she's a huge scar, so you know she's legit. Everybody at the school already knows who she is now.

There was only one to the school anyway.

But she's, she's gone now. She doesn't work there anymore.

I don't think so. Yeah, they probably fired her. They probably found out a little bit too much. But she also fucked my best friend like a week after because I told him.

Did that bum you out?

No, I was so—

you told him and he was like, I gotta try?

Yeah. Hey, and he did. He walked in, he's like, oh, should we watch rugby? And she's like, what?

She's like, where are you guys all coming from?

She's like, the game's on. And they just sat down.

Harry told me I need to kick your cat.

Oh gosh. Yeah.

Wow. Okay, that's crazy. Yeah, and then you kept that a secret? You just told your best friend?

Yeah, yeah, because it slipped out, and then I got really scared because she's like— she's very scary.

Was she a hot cage fighter?

No, no, she wasn't.

Like, but did you not— did you not have standards?

No.

What, 50 people in high school? You crazy? I was putting my dick in anything that moved.

Really? Yes.

So you were perfect for Too Hot to Handle. Wow, you really were.

But now, now I think about it a little bit more, like I'm a little bit more.

Has your number doubled since?

Not fully. Like, a little. There's obviously more people.

Oh, now you're all shy about it.

No, like, I'm a little bit more selective now, I think.

Right, right, right.

So like, I just keep my main people around.

So, uh, who— you said in your manifestation book you have celebrities.

Oh yeah, I can't—

that— and is there one that you can mention?

No.

Is there one that you've gotten close to impregnating? Um, and is that just a word that you used to have, like, you're, you're trying to hook up with these people, or are you genuinely trying to—

I think it'd be a crazy story if I got one of these people pregnant. Like, it'd be crazy, be sick. Like, but I don't know, I would love to. Yeah, I think mainly hook up, but pregnant is obviously like, that would be crazy.

Yeah. Are you ready to be a father? I don't know why I'm asking this.

Definitely. Well, actually, I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it, and I was like I was like, if it happened, I don't know if I would be like upset or like happy. And I was like, maybe I'd be happy because I have a dog and like, that's kind of the same. Yeah, isn't it? The baby would have a friend. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, okay, maybe not.

It's a start, it's a start for sure. I see what you're— I'm seeing where you're going.

The way you're kind of like going about life makes me so jealous.

Me too.

I was thinking the same thing.

Jealous. Yeah, because you do it just like how like kind of should be done.

Yes.

Yeah. Like you're very carefree in like the most fun way. And like, just like listening to you talk, I was like, I used to have that youthful energy.

Like, like when Harry says he fucks, it's cool.

If I said it, it'd be like, whoa, if you said you had sex with 40 people from high school.

Yeah, yeah.

Behind bars. So yeah, add this up.

Well, I appreciate it. Yeah, I'm doing my best, I guess.

We should take a— you should take a page from Harry for sure. Why don't you give David some advice right now?

Yeah, fuck, where do we start then?

Yeah, how do I— how do I live a more carefree life? Because you, you yourself, you know, you're not really bothered by people's comments, I feel like.

Well, there's some that, like, some— I feel like sometimes, like, it obviously gets to you. Like, sometimes I snap back, but then I'm also just like, you are a robot behind the screen and no one knows you exist. So you can go away, angry little man.

That was really Chris Hemsworth Thor vibes. Yeah, that's funny how he said that.

Really?

Yeah. Yeah.

Wow.

You give some Thor vibes. I'm sorry.

Marvel reached out yet?

I hope so. It's in my manifestation book as well.

Really?

Thor's brother.

Just a fucking superhero.

Yeah. Wouldn't it be crazy? Wouldn't it be nuts if I just pulled that off?

Dave, we got to get a hold of this book.

Oh, there's a lot of shit in there. I don't know if you guys will be impressed.

When did you write the manifestation book and do you constantly add to it?

Yeah, so I got a new one that has a lot more crystals on it and shit.

I don't know, I don't know if it helps, but what do you mean crystals?

It's like they're in the book, it's like on the COVID I don't know, I went to this store and I saw them and I'm like, if it works, it works. And it seems to be working. Like, as soon as I wrote in the book, I got a Bentley, and then this happened where on the podcast, like, I didn't know it was happening.

Can you write a couple stuff in it for us?

Yeah, I think you guys haven't figured out— no, no, because I, I don't know, it's It's, it's manifesting is kind of crazy because, uh, like, I didn't believe in it and then I started like writing shit down and shit happened and I'm like, this— I don't know if it works or if I'm actually just working hard, but I'm just gonna keep doing this.

Wow, okay, crazy.

I don't know, you guys manifest?

No.

Um, I, I tried it once and nothing happened.

Yeah, I didn't think hard enough.

I've—

truthfully, I've never written anything down, so I should.

Yeah, see, I have a magic book is what I call it, and I like— it's a little dream journal and then you just write shit as if it's already happened. And then I have stuff all over my mirror in my So when a girl comes over, she's like, what the fuck is going on in your room? And I'm pregnant.

Jennifer Lawrence, I'm pregnant.

There's a couple of those up there.

Are you a positive guy or a serial killer?

Probably both. Uh, but yeah, you write your shit down and just, I don't know, have it in the back of your head. But I write it as like it's already happened because like, I don't know, you can think about it like—

Oh, so you write it, okay, like I just went on a date with Jennifer Aniston and it was great. Like that? That's how you manifest?

Yeah, yeah, like, oh, um, I like— I am gonna be in a Bentley in like— I don't give it a time frame, it just happens. But yeah, the first time I accidentally did it was when I went on my— the first show that I was on where I was just like, yeah, I've won this show, like there's no— there's no question, like I've already won it. And then I went on and won it with, uh, with this girl. I don't know where she's at. Shout out to you, Georgia. Hope you're doing great. Um, but yeah, and that was the first time I did it. And then after that I, uh, just I don't know, just I would be— I remember when I went on to the handle for 2 weeks, I was like, I really need a girlfriend, like this shit sucks. And I was like the whole time like, I'm gonna get a girlfriend, gonna get a girlfriend. And then I was like, I have a girlfriend. Then I went on and I fell in love and I was like, this is sick. And then, uh, yeah, I don't know, I just— I think if you just keep repeating it or like have it somewhere so it's subconsciously— like obviously like if you write shit down and then forget about it, it's not gonna happen.

But if you like to see it and like, it sounds like something you would do. Do you do that? Um, I have a journal, yeah. But do you manifest?

I don't, just, I just like write things.

I think hers are just complaints, documenting. His is about the future, hers is all about the past. David again pissed me off. Um, do you currently have your, your eye on anybody? These are Natalie's notes that I'm going through. They're so funny.

I know, it's so funny.

It's like Craziest sex story encounter? Does he have any fetishes? Wow. Like, I don't know if he's a—

Natalie, what are we doing? Please be professional. I don't know what to ask.

I'm sorry, Harry.

No, you're good, you're good.

Does he like girls wearing green?

Yeah, I felt Todd's cock, so I'm pretty sure you're pretty happy there.

How was Todd's cock?

It's a nice cock. Okay, it was quite girthy. Yeah, yeah, I can see why you're sticking around.

Speaking of, you have an OnlyFans?

Yes.

How do you do on there?

Not as good as Corinna, but like pretty good.

No one's as good as Corinna. Yeah, for a guy, I'm so curious. I've never actually talked to a guy about it.

Yeah, no, you got some award. You reached like $500,000 in a month or something, right?

Yeah, a little bit more than that.

You made $500K? Wait, how much do you make a month? Are you allowed to talk about that?

Like a little bit. I don't want to get myself in trouble, but a little bit. Like not crazy money like you guys, but like pretty good money. I just dropped the sex tape, so it's going crazy right now.

Really?

Really? I did $100K in like 2 days, which was good. Whoa. Yeah.

Who'd you make the sex tape with?

Another influencer, but like you can't see her face. She was like really happy with it.

You can't see her face?

Yeah.

Did she get a cut of it or no?

She posted on hers for like $2,000 a pop. I was like, mine's way cheaper, come to my side. I was running a discount. Yeah, I don't know, it's a, it's a, it's interesting. Well, it's a lot of fun, but, um, yeah, I, yeah, I don't, I don't get too crazy. That was the wildest shit I did on there. I'm probably going to turn it up a little bit from here because like my career is—

you're gonna turn it up?

Yeah.

Oh, from a sex tape?

Yeah, I don't know, start shitting on people.

You're gonna hit up your cage fighter teacher from Australia?

That would be— that would be a crazy reunion video.

Yeah, our reunion video back in the classroom.

Is it— is that nerve-wracking to make a sex tape? You just shoot it yourselves or did you have a team or—

no, no, I just— I just like— I sometimes you just in the moment you just film shit.

Who edits it for you?

Me. I'm like, I was like, my cheeks look good here. Like, let's just— anyway, I just put the phone down on a water bottle and then we got in the shower and then, uh, just—

oh, so it's one angle?

Yeah, I just picked her up. Like, it wasn't like Jay Alvarez, but like, I picked her up.

No music? No, no, no time lapses?

Nah, nothing crazy.

Nothing like that story?

It was probably like 2 minutes.

Oh, there wasn't a story?

I should have done that. Yeah, I have to work on my acting before I do that.

Yeah, yeah.

But I had her on my shoulders and shit. I was like doing shit. Normally don't do. Like, I usually have very vanilla boring sex, but I was like, if it's going to be on camera, I have to try and do something impressive.

Wow. What are the comments? What's like the feedback?

People are just really horny. I didn't really— like, I did not— I did not realize that people were like, were excited for that. So it was interesting. I think Tana's gonna do one now as well because she called me and she's like, did you drop a sex tape? I'm gonna drop one. I was like, Tana, like, I don't know why you fucking haven't. Like, your career is Perfect for the porn industry, right?

Right, right. Tana would be perfect for it. But she kills it on OnlyFans, right?

She, she does really good, I think. Yeah, she, she crushes. She goes crazy.

Have you ever, have you ever struggled in the bedroom?

Struggle? There was actually one time recently.

It's not like you're going into an ad.

Yeah, no, no, there was this one time recently when I was at BoA. This girl was trying to jerk me off at the table and she was like, at BoA? Yeah.

Oh, she's like a really nice place.

Exactly.

Is this how you guys get into it for free? All the time you guys bring it up on podcasts like this? No, some girl tried to jerk me off at Boa, and then all of a sudden the door's open.

Come on in.

Thank you for mentioning us.

How fitting, the name of the restaurant.

Yeah.

Oh wow, I'll get jacked off. So what happened at Boa?

No, deploy your cock out. This is the only time I've ever been way too nervous to fuck someone, because we were at Boa and she was like talking crazy. I was there with my best friend, and she was like, like, I've never heard anyone speak like that in my life, to the point where I was like going redder than I am now. Like, I was going really red, and she was like getting her titties out and shit. I was like, yo, we gotta get the fuck out of here. There's no— like, I'm gonna get life banned. So she started getting naked anyway at the table. Yeah, it was incredible. I was just like, yo, this is not okay, and I'll never bring you out again, but like, hats off to you for like having the confidence. She's like, yeah, I wish I was naked all the time. I was like, just don't do it like around me because like, oh, this is gonna fuck everything up for me. Uh, but, uh, yeah.

And then isn't like Hollywood Fix like 2 feet away?

Yeah, so we got in the back of the car, she started trying to get my dick out. I was like, yo, they're taking photos. I was like, please. But yeah, that was the only time I've ever been way too nervous because she was just talking crazy shit.

Yeah, so you guys had to leave the restaurant?

Yeah, and then she walked through my lobby fully naked and then went in my— like, went into my apartment, and my best friend's just sitting there on the couch, and she's just like going nuts. She's like, FaceTime your friends, I want to show them my pussy. And then she just started getting her pussy out in front of everyone and FaceTimed all my friends and my contacts, like I'm gonna have my mom skip this episode.

I'm gonna have our publicist skip this episode. She's gonna be like, uh, yeah, throw her pussy out at BoA.

The last one was— the last podcast episode must be super hot, like, fucking wholesome, and now I'm just coming with Axel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was definitely like, welcome to LA. Yeah, yeah, little brother, I fucked all of LA. Yeah, definitely different, but that's, that's important.

Um, yeah, we like to mix it up.

Yeah, we do it best. Like, I don't know, it was pretty, it was pretty nuts.

But sorry, yeah, go.

No, no, I was—

no, you— I love it, I love this story.

No, I was just gonna say like, and then she just like fucked me and left, and I was so like confused.

Did you want more?

Well, I was just like, I was sitting on the couch like naked, and my best friend's like looking at me. I was like, is she gonna come back? And he's like, I don't know, like she said she went to get a friend and she left all her clothes, and Never heard from him.

You guys had sex in front of your friend?

Yeah, I, I don't know, I just— whatever.

That's what Ilya wants you to do, but you won't do it.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Wow, good for you.

I mean, I don't think we need to be sitting on the couch fucking in front of our friends.

Well, true. Oh, here comes Miss America.

When you—

what have you not learned about Mr. Australia here? We do.

I mean, I think maybe that's the advice that you should take Just fuck in front of your friends. Get out there, live life, get your hole out. Just go crazy in the pool.

Okay.

Yeah, I think you should do it.

Are you currently seeing anybody?

No. I wish.

Oh, well, you're, you're always rumored with somebody.

Yeah, cuz—

and don't say you wish, cuz you could easily get a girlfriend.

You still want one? No, I really want one.

I think the right person will appear, but I'm just Is this somebody you're manifesting for a girlfriend?

Oh, fuck it. No, I've stopped that because I realized relationships are just so much work, and I'd just rather put my time and energy into my dog. Oh yeah.

Are you just saying that because you're in a relationship?

Yeah, yeah. Please DM me. Um, I would, I would love one, but I was seeing someone recently, it just didn't really work out because they travel too much and shit, so I'm just like I just want to focus.

Are you doing any new shows?

Uh, yeah, we filmed— uh, actually, I don't know if I like to talk about that. We filmed this— I don't know if I'm gonna get sued. Uh, Netflix, please don't sue me. Uh, filmed a bunch of shit with Netflix, uh, a couple other things here and there.

Oh, that's sick. Sort of obviously the same related— it's not like a Harry Potter spin-off?

No, it was like a game show. It was sick.

Oh, it's a game show? Yeah, yeah, it was a little Sex game show?

I wish.

Oh, just a game show. So that's cool. You've become like a regular part of like the Netflix atmosphere. I've already seen that. So do you have any tips for like, like, do you have any opening lines when you meet women or is it, is it easy being you? Is it easy being— you're really tall too, which I feel like people don't understand. How tall are you?

I think I'm 6'6".

My chiropractor said I grew, which is fucking insane.

Yeah.

My best friend is 4'11". Ilya. And I would love to see you guys standing next to each other. Five, ten.

Oh, sick. Yeah, no, I. See, I get really shy person. Like, I've. I've got shy beated you. And then the rest of the team, like, I don't know, like, I just. When I come up, like, I don't talk to girls when I'm out. Like, I don't talk to anyone.

Is this part of the thing now?

Yeah. No, no. Just come suck me off. No, I. Yeah, no, I legitimately like, whatever, at a club, like, there was this girl that I had the biggest crush on for ages and I was just like staring at her. I was like, just say something to me because I'm not gonna talk to you. Um, I just like, I'm, I'm a DM king, but that's about it.

Like, oh, okay, so everything happens in the DMs.

Yeah, I'll just, I usually like hit them with like, I got a question, and then they'll reply and then you can go in any direction, right?

Yeah, I guess if you say I got a question, it works.

Yeah.

Wow, how many people have you DM'd?

Today?

Or like today?

Yeah, probably like 5. Yeah.

Wow. Today you've DM'd 5?

Maybe. Yeah, probably.

Not new people?

No, no, new people. Like, I'll be on TikTok about, holy shit, like, where you at?

Really?

Yeah.

Have you ever flown anybody out?

Yes, one girl. Um, I was gonna say her name, but like, no one knows who she is. She's great though. She was awesome. That was— yeah, she also fucked me in front of my friends. Oh my God. I also have that video as well.

That's the new show for Netflix you should do.

Yeah, friend Fuck friend.

Watch me fuck with celebrity guests.

You know, you know, everyone would leave disappointed.

You have like Judi Dench watch you fuck one day. Famous actresses.

Oh, the friends that are watching are celebrities. Yeah. Not who he's having sex with. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's a good— like different celebrities are reacting to you having sex.

Yeah.

Oh, that's not bad.

Oh, okay. Question for you guys. How the fuck do you film your show? Because you're away and then the show's up like the next day. Or like the next week.

Just pre-record.

Oh, fuck. Wait, what do you mean?

How have you been doing it?

No, because I was like watching your stories and I was like, damn, he's in Dubai. And then you're like, I'm back. Oh, the show is like Discovery, Discovery David Dobrik's up. And I'm like, how are they editing it so quick?

Oh yeah, no, no, no, it's all— yeah, pre-record. I shot—

fuck, man, I was like boggling my— I was like, I gotta find out who this team is because they're just so quick.

We— I shot all my, uh All my vlogs 4 years ago. Huh? Yeah. This is actually coming out in 3 years. I'm kidding.

Are you talking about seeing his vlog from Dubai or the TV show from Dubai?

TV show.

That does take a while.

TV show takes a month to come out, but I post still quick. Yeah, I know. It's still quick for a TV show.

Yeah.

How do you navigate that? Like, hey, guess what? Next week we're going to fucking South Africa.

I don't know. They navigate it. We just like get on the plane and go. Yeah, it's the best.

How many episodes? So I'm just so curious.

We filmed 5, we have 5 more to go. That's a total of 10. And it's like, the best part about it is like all accommodations are covered for. And like, have you ever done like a travel show? Like a travel TV? But when you travel with a show, it's like the hotels and every place you visit pulls out all the stops. Like every— like all the management at the hotel is like the nicest to you because there's a TV show there. Like, it's not like YouTubers showed up. It's like a crew of like 50 people have arrived at the hotel. So like they take care of everybody like crazy.

That's also the activities. Like if you want to go out and film something, you like figure out that activity yourself, but they plan all the activities.

You have like 4 or 5 activities a day and you're there for 4 days and it's jam-packed.

What a job.

Yeah, that's sick.

I want to be travel, but I'm too like—

you want to come with us to a country?

That's a fucking great idea.

Don't throw that invite out there because you'll be like, like, hey guys, Harry needs to be cut out of the show. He ended up having sex with a tour guide and he's currently canceled.

No, do you want to come?

Yes, are you crazy?

Okay, totally.

We're—

yeah, so Bangkok, we have people that we're going to, but we're going to go to India.

Oh, that would be nuts. Yeah, I love Slumdog Millionaire. That's a great movie.

Great. I mean, yeah, yeah, that works. I think that's the only connection you need. No, they would love it.

Bollywood's huge. I really want to crack that one. That would be sick.

Yeah, okay, a lot of people over there.

He doesn't come back from India, it's like a full-on Bollywood star.

I do— do you— someone in New Zealand that used to go to the same hairdresser, and then she just went to India and became like a Bollywood star and like had like 6 million followers on Instagram. I'm like, the fuck is going on over there?

Oh really?

I think she could sing and dance and like do like talented stuff.

I can't do anything.

What's talented?

Yeah, and she could probably speak Indian. It's like, I can't do anything, right?

Right, right.

I can barely walk in a straight line.

Come, come with us to our country.

Crazy.

Okay, that was 100%. I'm not even just saying that, you know. I actually wrote that in the Manifest book, and then 30 minutes through the podcast, he's gonna ask me to come to India with him. Damn, Harry's very specific.

Yeah, yeah, really spot on. Um, yeah, because I was so curious about that. I was like, how— because I know Love Island, they film it and then the next day the episode's up. So I'm like, unless it's the same team, like they're just fucking workhorses.

You miss Australia? You're like living here?

Oh, I fucking Australia. Yeah, yeah, I miss my mom so much because I have a—

so far—

no, it's one flight.

How far is it? Is it 24 hours?

12.

Oh, it's only 12?

Yeah, you dingbat.

You've never been?

No, everyone freaks out. Everyone's like, oh my God, it's like going to Mars. It's like, bro, it's one fucking flight. Like, get on a plane, wake up, you're there. You see kangaroos and whatever. But that— it's crazy because like we have a farm there back home in Australia. Like, I used to have a bull called Nigel. We have like 12 Clydesdales, like 15 chickens named Margaret, and like 2 pigs, Buzz and Bella. Uh, but yeah, I really, I really miss it because like I miss— it's kind of a little bit different over here, like living in an apartment and then like a farm.

What's better, what's better about Australia than the US? I'm talking like in terms of people, like how are the people different?

Yeah, people aren't trying to shoot you in the head. Like, right, actually no one's trying to shoot me, but like in general, like everyone's got guns here.

Even metaphorically shoot you in the head, maybe. Yeah, yeah, people are less out to get you in Australia.

Yeah, everyone's a little bit more laid back and like like where I'm from, like you'll go to the store but like leave your keys in the car, leave the car running, and like go on and like fuck around. And like no one wears shoes. Um, well, people do wear shoes, but like usually like you just don't have shoes on.

You just stereotype it completely. He's like, he literally said like, yeah, you hop off the plane, you see kangaroos, no one wears shoes.

That's your state.

Crocodile Dundee is the governor.

Everyone—

I always bring this up every time I meet an Australian. Are the insects bad, or is that a humor.

Like insects?

Insects.

I was like, there's incest? But I'm gonna tell you, are they ginormous? Yeah, where I'm from. So where I live is where all the scary shit is that will kill you. So I have like bird-eating spiders, there's like huntsman.

Fuck, a bird-eating spider?

Yeah, legit. Like Google it, it's crazy. They're fucking—

how big are they?

Like huge, the size of your hand. They have to eat a bird.

How do they catch a bird?

But then little web Oh right, yeah, yeah. Um, but there's like— so where I'm from, there's like— where the crazy shit is, I tell my friends, like, when I go to the toilet, like, you have to stand up and like wipe. Like, you have to off and on because there's usually snakes.

No.

That wrap inside the toilet. So like, you have to flush it, nothing comes out, you just still have to be quick because it's like— literally, like, as a kid, like, my biggest fear was getting my dick bitten off by a snake.

That's not true though.

It is legitimate.

Every time you go, every time you're quick.

Yeah. It's, it's— I'm trained, I'm programmed.

Oh my God, so much anxiety.

Just squeak out quick shits.

I'm like, really?

Yeah.

Wow, fuck that. Have you ever seen a snake or anything in the toilet?

Yeah, of course.

Oh, you have?

Yes. Why do you think I shit quick?

How many times has this happened?

Well, because we leave our doors open, so they're welcome. They're always in. I, I think like 2 or 3 times, like growing up. But like, there's always like green tree frogs in there, so like sometimes you'll like be on the toilet and you'll feel like one just like trying to jump out and like hit your bites, which is very scary. Um, but yeah, where I'm from, there's like, uh, all the scary shit in the water.

Have any of your friends ever gotten bit? Or—

yeah, my dad got bit.

By what?

Uh, snake. Yeah, I had to go to hospital. That was a crazy night.

All right, thank you, Harry. Go find him on Netflix, Instagram. Yeah, TikTok, OnlyFans. You need any plug?

Uh, follow me, whatever. Thank you.

He doesn't need it. Ilya brought us into the podcast room for an emergency podcast. What's going on?

Emergency meeting.

I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm on a whole nother level of fuckery, bro. Okay, like, this is some mad shit that went on about an hour ago.

Okay, first I'm gonna tell you right now, first of all, uh, slow down this weird attitude. Now watch this back and you're gonna be like, I look like an idiot.

Well, well, that's okay because I am an idiot. It. I'm a complete fucking moron.

Okay, so you just said stupid.

Dumb as fuck.

Oh my God, I can't wait.

What happened?

Okay, I'm out. Do they know where you were? Huh?

Can I just say this? Can I just say, like, whatever it is? Yeah. I hope you patented and copyrighted the name Zilla and Dobrik, and I hope that's not what the situation is.

Yeah, I patented and copyrighted both.

Okay, so it has nothing to do—

I didn't— there's nothing patent, but yes, it's copyrighted.

Okay.

Okay.

I hope that had nothing to do with—

it has nothing to do with either.

What is it? What happened?

Okay. Jesus Christ, man. I'm sorry. I just got to take a moment. Okay, so I don't even know where to start. So I'm leaving my meeting. I had a meeting around noon for Doughbrix or whatever. So I'm leaving my meeting, come back to the house. I'm about to enter the highway. I see this car pulled over with its hazards on.

Oh, no. Oh, you got swindled.

You do— you've done this before.

You fell for that old LA prank.

Listen, listen, bro. Listen to this shit, bro. This is nuts.

This is nuts, man.

I'm telling you, it's nuts. It's fucking like— you gotta be out of your mind to do what I just did. You gotta be crazy. It's insane.

You're so red. Listen, bro, it's insane.

What did you do?

I pull over. Oh, all right, this guy weighs me down. This guy's in an SUV, he's in a Maserati. Yeah, all right, all right, let's see what he wants. Maybe he wants some like cash, whatever. I pull over, a guy comes up to my window, some, some dude, some foreign dude starts saying like, hey man, can I like, can I borrow some cash? Like, I'm from Dubai, like, but I'll pay, I'll pay you back tomorrow, whatever. Like, for fucking 10 minutes, I'm like, I don't have any cash, man. I just— I'm— can I— can I, like, can I Cash App you $10, $20, whatever? And he's like, I don't have Cash App, whatever. And then he's like, I have my kids in the car. My, my, my son, like, he'll come over, he has Cash App. I'm like, okay, whatever. So the son comes over and— oh my God, the story is so fucking long, you have no idea. The son comes over and I'm like, I'm like, what's your Cash App? And then he's like, here it is. I'm like, fuck, I don't have Cash App. I download Cash App. Cash App doesn't load like for fucking 20 minutes. I'm like, I'm on the phone with like customer service. Come on, man, like seriously, work. I'm calling my friends, calling my friends asking if they got Cash App to pay them back. Cash App doesn't work. The guy's like, okay, let's just go to Chase. Chase is right there, man, let's just go. Come on, man, please. Like, whatever, like fucking begging me, like taking off his chain, giving it to me, taking off his rings, giving me his rings. Take it. He's got like a Patek on, like a $500,000 watch, like giving me his watch. He wants money for gas. He wants— he said that he doesn't have any money because whatever. He's like from Dubai. He's like, I'll give you my passport, like whatever you need. I just don't have any money. I need a hotel for one night, whatever.

Is he out of breath too like you are?

I don't know.

I'm in his car. He's literally just parked there, parked on the side of the— out of the Maserati. It's like a new one, a new Maserati.

Yeah.

Oh, like it's new and fresh.

Yeah, new and fresh Maserati. This guy, he genuinely has two kids in the back and like an older looking dude, maybe his like son, in the front.

How old are the kids?

I don't know, maybe 8 and 12.

Okay, he looks like he has money. Looks like he's got top to bottom.

Looks like he's got— I don't know, his worth, his net worth just by what he's wearing is probably $750,000, genuinely. But in my head, I'm like, that's probably bullshit. These watches are probably fake. This motherfucker is just really good, right? That's what I'm thinking in my head. But at the end of the day, at the end of the day, all right, I'm gonna tell you this.

Yeah.

It's not karma on me, it's karma on him. If he really needs that money, he really needs that money.

I'm like, yeah, you're good, don't worry about it, you know what I mean?

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, yeah. So anyways, Cash App doesn't work. I'm like, fuck it, let's go to the bank. So I start driving to the bank.

Holy shit.

No, I swear to God, at this point I'm like, goddamn it, we're 30 minutes in, I have— I haven't even given this dude money. He starts following me. We get to the bank, I'm like, how much do you need? He's like, $1,000. I'm like, I'm like, I can't do $1,000. I'm so— I'm sorry, man. I just can't do $1,000. And he's like, he's like, man, come on, like $1,000, whatever. I'm like, I'll give you $500. Oh my God. Not listening.

That's a lot for a random guy.

Listen to this, bro.

Okay, listen to this. Somehow this motherfucker convinces me to do $1,000. So now I'm like, all right, fuck it. I'm here for 45 minutes arguing with this dude about $500. This motherfucker convinces me to give him $1,000. Can you imagine how fucking insane that is?

Right?

So I'm like, fuck it, whatever, just to get this guy off my back. I just want to go home, you know what I mean? Like, just get me the fuck out of here. So, Jesus Christ, I tell him, I'm like, I forgot my fucking— I forgot my PIN on my debit card, so this is gonna take— this might take a minute. So I go inside the bank. I'm in the bank, I shit you not, for 45 minutes because I don't remember my PIN and their system's not working. So I'm sitting in line waiting for my fucking money, okay, while this guy's outside waiting for me. So I go through this whole fucking process, whatever. I get the money. I get the— first off, I cannot believe the words coming out of my mouth when I come up to the teller. I go, I'd like to withdraw $1,000. And in my head right then and there, I went, I'm a I'm like, honestly, what's wrong with me? So whatever, 45 minutes goes by, I get my money, I leave, I go to the car, I give him $1,000. Thank you so much, I will never forget this moment, blah blah blah. This motherfucker has the audacity— listen to this— the audacity to go, I'll take your number, okay, take my watch right now. Take it. $5,000. If you can give me $5,000 right now, I'll give you 20 in a month. I go, listen, bro, I'm done. I said that. I was like, I'm done. I'm done. I cannot help you anymore. God bless you.

I'm out.

And I left. Okay, good.

And here we are. No. Can you imagine how fucking stupid you got to be to pull— to get pulled over by some random dude?

Some random dude.

And go, yeah, I'll give you $1,000, no problem. He's— oh, you're from Dubai?

Sure.

Oh, whatever you— whatever you need. You need my car keys by chance?

Sure.

He's doing such a good job roasting himself. We don't have to.

I know, it's really hard. Fucking—

I can— I cannot believe I did that. That was— but honestly, like I said, karma's a bitch. And if he realistically didn't need that money, that's on him. I can earn $1,000 any fucking day, I don't give a fuck. But on him, that's fucked. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, amen.

Did you get his number?

Uh, well, I didn't get his number, I gave him mine.

Yeah, you didn't get his number?

I don't need his number, bro. I mean, because 9 out of 10, most likely that was a scam. So like, I don't need that.

Why didn't you— why didn't you exchange for his watch or something?

Because, Ronnie, I just— I didn't want to be there anymore. Because then I— then I was thinking in my head, like, this motherfucker's gonna come for me if I have his watch, you know? Like, what if that watch didn't belong to him and it belonged to someone else? And he's like, oh, I gave it to this dude, here's his number. This dude finds me, comes, kills me.

So you thought you'd cut your losses?

Yeah, I was like—

I was like, fuck it, you keep the watch.

Yeah, no, literally, I was like, I don't want anything, I'm out, I'm just— take everything, I'm out. So yeah, bro, what if he calls back?

Maybe he will call you.

I'm honestly curious.

Most likely I go outside, your car's gone, you rode home on a bicycle.

No, I'm curious to see what happens. I mean, most likely what triggered it at the very last moment was when he asked for $5,000. I was like, yeah, this is a scam. And then I was like, okay, for sure. Like, he's just doing this.

I mean, yeah, those are— that sounds like a— that sounds like a possible—

that was a proper thousand. Like, honestly, good for him. That was a proper way to earn $1,000. That motherfucker did everything, bro, he possibly could to get that money out of me, right? I mean, $1,000, bro.

He worked for it. He deserved it.

He made $1,000 in an hour, a little over, like an hour 30. That's more than I make. That's insane.

What was his excuse for not having money?

Honestly, I didn't get that part. I was— dude, the guy was so in my ear, I'm telling you. I just, I just wanted to like speed it up, give him the money, get the fuck out of there. I was like, this is, this is too much, man. I can't handle it. Do you think if one of us was with you, we would have talked you out of it?

I don't know.

If Alex was with you, he would have said, yo, this is a scam, let's leave.

Alex wouldn't have. Joe would have talked him out. I would have egged Dillio on. Dude, give him the 5. I've been like, bro, you need the story, give him the 5. Maybe he'll ask for 10 next.

5, 5 would have been fucking absolutely insane.

And it would be cool because then you would have had the watch, and that would have been the most beautiful ending to a podcast story.

When you're like, yeah, but that would worth like even a fake watch. But yeah, yeah, I don't think it was the watch. Fake thing. Honestly, I have no idea.

I felt it. It was heavy.

I don't know.

Car worth?

The car's probably like $60,000, $70,000. Okay, okay. But probably a rental.

Well, what's the moral of the story?

I don't know, dude. I don't have a fucking moral. I mean, I have morals, but I don't have a moral. Yeah, you know, it's just like, moral of the story is don't pull over for fucking strangers when they're— I actually, you know what, I don't know, because like at Honestly, at the end of the day, I pulled over because I have a fucking heart. And like, sometimes when people are struggling, they need money. They just need money, you know what I mean? It is what it is.

Amen. Buy Zilla. Buy Zilla products now. Zilla has a heart.

Moral is, do not let you out of the house by yourself. I can't believe you did that.

Yeah.

Did you do it for the story? Partially.

But the whole time I was like, this is gonna be a funny-ass story. I can't— when I cannot wait to tell Joe.

All right guys, that's all the time we have for today. Thank you guys for everybody that joined us, from Harry to Ilya to Harry, Jason. Um, it's been a blast and we're, uh, we're thrilled that we got to do this podcast today.

Yeah, we're really happy. We're really happy to be here. It's great. We're, we're really getting in the groove with these podcasts.

This is, this is what it's all about.

I wanna, I wanna commend you.

For what?

For showing up and having a, a good attitude.

I think I'll be here next week, Jay.

Really?

You make that promise to everybody?

No. Um, but, uh, we'll see you guys next week. This has been an episode of Views. My name is Jeff. Bye.