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Sleeping with my Teacher

No, I swear to God, at this point I'm like, goddamn it, we're 30 minutes in, I have— I haven't even given this dude money. He starts following me. We get to the bank, I'm like, how much do you need? He's like, $1,000. I'm like, I'm like, I can't do $1,000. I'm so— I'm sorry, man. I just can't do $1,000. And he's like, he's like, man, come on, like $1,000, whatever. I'm like, I'll give you $500. Oh my God. Not listening.

March 29, 202236:50Ilya
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David36:41
I'm like, yeah, you're good, don't worry about it, you know what I mean?
Ilya36:43
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, yeah. So anyways, Cash App doesn't work. I'm like, fuck it, let's go to the bank. So I start driving to the bank.
David36:49
Holy shit.
Ilya36:50
No, I swear to God, at this point I'm like, goddamn it, we're 30 minutes in, I have— I haven't even given this dude money. He starts following me. We get to the bank, I'm like, how much do you need? He's like, $1,000. I'm like, I'm like, I can't do $1,000. I'm so— I'm sorry, man. I just can't do $1,000. And he's like, he's like, man, come on, like $1,000, whatever. I'm like, I'll give you $500. O…
David37:15
That's a lot for a random guy.
Jason37:17
Listen to this, bro.
Ilya37:18
Okay, listen to this. Somehow this motherfucker convinces me to do $1,000. So now I'm like, all right, fuck it. I'm here for 45 minutes arguing with this dude about $500. This motherfucker convinces me to give him $1,000. Can you imagine how fucking insane th…