Sleeping with my Teacher

So I'm like, fuck it, whatever, just to get this guy off my back. I just want to go home, you know what I mean? Like, just get me the fuck out of here. So, Jesus Christ, I tell him, I'm like, I forgot my fucking— I forgot my PIN on my debit card, so this is gonna take— this might take a minute. So I go inside the bank. I'm in the bank, I shit you not, for 45 minutes because I don't remember my PIN and their system's not working. So I'm sitting in line waiting for my fucking money, okay, while this guy's outside waiting for me. So I go through this whole fucking process, whatever. I get the money. I get the— first off, I cannot believe the words coming out of my mouth when I come up to the teller. I go, I'd like to withdraw $1,000. And in my head right then and there, I went, I'm a I'm like, honestly, what's wrong with me? So whatever, 45 minutes goes by, I get my money, I leave, I go to the car, I give him $1,000. Thank you so much, I will never forget this moment, blah blah blah. This motherfucker has the audacity— listen to this— the audacity to go, I'll take your number, okay, take my watch right now. Take it. $5,000. If you can give me $5,000 right now, I'll give you 20 in a month. I go, listen, bro, I'm done. I said that. I was like, I'm done. I'm done. I cannot help you anymore. God bless you.