Sleeping with my Teacher

I pull over. Oh, all right, this guy weighs me down. This guy's in an SUV, he's in a Maserati. Yeah, all right, all right, let's see what he wants. Maybe he wants some like cash, whatever. I pull over, a guy comes up to my window, some, some dude, some foreign dude starts saying like, hey man, can I like, can I borrow some cash? Like, I'm from Dubai, like, but I'll pay, I'll pay you back tomorrow, whatever. Like, for fucking 10 minutes, I'm like, I don't have any cash, man. I just— I'm— can I— can I, like, can I Cash App you $10, $20, whatever? And he's like, I don't have Cash App, whatever. And then he's like, I have my kids in the car. My, my, my son, like, he'll come over, he has Cash App. I'm like, okay, whatever. So the son comes over and— oh my God, the story is so fucking long, you have no idea. The son comes over and I'm like, I'm like, what's your Cash App? And then he's like, here it is. I'm like, fuck, I don't have Cash App. I download Cash App. Cash App doesn't load like for fucking 20 minutes. I'm like, I'm on the phone with like customer service. Come on, man, like seriously, work. I'm calling my friends, calling my friends asking if they got Cash App to pay them back. Cash App doesn't work. The guy's like, okay, let's just go to Chase. Chase is right there, man, let's just go. Come on, man, please. Like, whatever, like fucking begging me, like taking off his chain, giving it to me, taking off his rings, giving me his rings. Take it. He's got like a Patek on, like a $500,000 watch, like giving me his watch. He wants money for gas. He wants— he said that he doesn't have any money because whatever. He's like from Dubai. He's like, I'll give you my passport, like whatever you need. I just don't have any money. I need a hotel for one night, whatever.