Jason Got Back With His Ex-Girlfriend

Yes David, we have taken the car back and she is riding a small unicycle through Wellesley, Mass. at 74 years old, and the Guinness Book of World Records has actually been documenting—

She deserves it. I don't think she ever deserved that car.

She'll make them— no, definitely not.

For being honest, come on, she is your mother, but you know, she also raised you, so she doesn't— I don't, I don't think a brand-new Mercedes qualifies for the situation that she puts you in.

Yeah, like, sort of like if she had had a more successful son, then she would be deserving of that car.

I feel like someone maybe even take away her old car. And just leave it at that and just surprise her with a car theft.

Oh, you're always thinking about ideas.

I love pulling up your mom's car. I roll the intro. All right, what's up guys? Welcome to Views. Uh, I already did that intro, but this is us. This is me and Jason talking. Jason's actually in Boston right now. And I'm in LA. We're both recording on separate mics and we're on the phone. We're on FaceTime. It's so crazy because every time we do a podcast, you know, I make sure to get together with my friend so I can see him face to face. But Jason was too lazy this week to fly out, so we're just on FaceTime.

This is a much-needed break that you and I needed, David. You know what I've been doing? I've been watching old vlogs of— I watch Brandon Calvillo's best moments in David's vlog the other day.

You feeling depressed?

And I— no, I was, I was dying. I thought it was so funny. I thought it was so funny that he—

I watch stuff like that and it puts me in like the saddest mood.

It— why? You don't, you don't watch that stuff and go, oh my God. I watch it and I go, I go, oh my God, I do.

Like, I miss it because there's so many good things that we've done. I'm like, wow, I wonder if we'll ever get an idea like that again. No, but it's—

yeah, but all the time I was—

no, I was watching the vlog the other day with Zane. We were just going back to like the old ones and we were just like, holy shit, right? Remember when this happened? You remember this happened? I can't believe we did this. It's not like every day— every vlog was like a new thing that something happened. We were just like, what the hell? How was— how are there so many things that we ended up doing? I don't know, it's ridiculous.

That's probably the best thing about YouTube is that it forces you to like— well, that's why I go places.

That's why my—

like, do you remember when you bought a flying squirrel? I was dying. I was dying. Wyatt and I were— Wyatt and I were watching. Wyatt was like, when did you do this? And I was like, I don't know. And we're like driving back and it's like on my lap and, and he, and he's like, what? He looked at me like The squirrel or Wyatt? Wyatt. The squirrel was out of his mind.

That's really funny. Yeah, we did buy a flying squirrel and I totally forgot. I don't even know. And like all the times, I remember I brought back like a baby deer once or something and I called Liza and I'm like, I have a baby deer. And she's like, oh, I was gonna have one for my show, like on my show. And I'm like, oh shit, you were gonna have one in your show? 'Cause she was recording her YouTube Red show. And I'm like, fuck, I'll return it. So I spent the next 2 hours putting this deer back in my car and taking it back to wherever it came from 'cause I didn't wanna step on Liza's bit. And that never even was in the vlog, but I just remember it being around a certain time period. I don't know if it was a baby deer or something else. I don't remember, but, um, but yeah, no, we did a lot. We did a lot of different things. I was, um, dude, there's— there are a bunch of people in my DMs right now. Let me just start by saying that.

Oh, really? You're getting hit up?

No, actually not, not by people, Jason, but by— I was, um, so I, I did a mukbang.

No males.

Oh yeah, men are still people, Jason. Um, No, I did a mukbang with, uh, with Josh Peck the other day, which is where you eat. And basically in it, oh, I said, um, we were eating Wingstop and I'm like, I love Wingstop. And then fucking next day Wingstop DMs me and they're like, hey. And I'm like, hey. And now, and now we're setting up a call. The other day I was, I was at, um, yeah, the other day I was at my house, Zane ordered Pizza Hut and Natalie my assistant took a screenshot of me eating Pizza Hut, like took a Snapchat of me eating Pizza Hut, and next day Pizza Hut's in my fucking DMs and they're like, hey, and I'm like, let's work together, and they're like, yeah, what's your number? We'll connect. How crazy is that? Crazy. And then 3 days before that, Olive Garden DMs me and they're like, we see you, what's your address? We want to send you something. And I'm like, get out of here. So then Olive Garden DM'd me and I was like super, super pumped. So now I have Olive Garden in my DMs and Olive Garden is like the best thing ever. So now I have Olive— sorry, I'm like ranting about Olive Garden. I love Olive Garden. Guys, the reason I just talked about Olive Garden so much is because the call dropped. So I wanted to— my call with Jason dropped, so I wanted to keep talking so I could call him back. And it would seem like nothing happened. But the breadsticks— the fuck?

Yeah, I don't know what you said, but I, I, I, I know, I know what you said. Well, so you're getting hit up by all these 3 companies.

This is the, this is the best part.

That, that, that's the power of YouTube at this point, that you can just put something in your mouth.

Yeah, anything you put in your mouth, people will call you about. So like, if you want, if you want $100,000, put $100,000 in your mouth and Chase Bank will probably call you the next day and they'll be like, we saw what you put in your mouth, we have more of that here. It's—

all right, all right, I'm gonna put it— I'm gonna put a donut in my mouth.

Okay, this is my favorite part. I was doing the mukbang with Josh and he was like, he's like, what do you eat? What do you eat for dinner? And I'm like, well, yesterday I had a Corona Light with Chex Mix and I was watching Storage Wars. And it was like a— it was like a funny little joke and And the next day I wake up, Storage Wars is in my DM. Sorry, not Storage Wars. Chex Mix is in my DMs and they're like, hey, we saw that you love us, we want to send you something. And I'm like, no way. And then, and then a person, and then the lead person from Storage Wars is also tweeting me. I am like, what the fuck is going on?

Yeah, no way.

Crazy.

That's odd. That, that doesn't usually happen to you. Like, I mean, no, I'm not on that level, dude.

I feel like I can talk about anything now and it'll happen, which is incredible. I love trips to Hawaii and nice homes. I really do. I really do. First-class travel, fully, fully constant. Wait, Nike, Yeezys, not constipated, fully— oh my God, I can't fucking think of the word. Fully complemented. What's the word where they pay for everything? Oh my—

no, complimentary. Fully— yeah, no, no, complimentary.

Compensated. Oh my God, Jesus Christ, I'm constipated. I'm such a—

if he can say— if he can say our words, we'll send it to him for free, but he's got to be able to— he's kind of been able to pronounce it.

Twizzlers. Twizzlers. I love Twizzlers.

There it is. Check the front door. DM him.

No, but it's amazing. I just— I never knew that. Like, that— like, I don't know. I find that so, so mind-blowing that— like, I don't know. I just— I find that really interesting. Yesterday I went to a party. I went to, um, last night actually, I went to Bella Thorne's party. So like, how was that? Like, you know Bella Thorne? She's like— she's like this big Hollywood star. And she's friends with Tana. So nice, rolled through, and I said, Bella, was everybody outside getting— why would everyone be outside getting sunburned?

That's a TanaCon joke.

Oh, I don't know enough about TanaCon. No, but Tana was there. Um, I met Bella, such a sweet person. They're both very, very, very nice people. But the party was insane, Jason. It was like not a single person who didn't look like they were out of a Hollywood movie. I mean, everybody was wearing fucking like either nothing or like super like neon outfits. Like, it was crazy. I've never seen anything like it. Yeah.

And then really—

and then did you film? Uh, no, I didn't film. Oh yeah, yeah, I filmed a little bit. I was filming. Yeah, I won't ruin it because I don't know if I'm gonna use it, so I don't want to use it. But Heath almost got into a fight with someone, which I did film, which was fun. But I got in between it. That was the problem, is like Heath was about to— okay, so there's this guy who was like, who was peeing And, um, and he was done peeing and, and he came over to Heath and he tried to high-five him. And Heath is like, yo, yo, man, don't, don't touch me with your dick hands, or something like that. And, and the guy's like, what the fuck, bro? I'm trying to be cool with you and you're doing this shit? And then Heath's like, yo, don't fucking hop off with that shit, bro. Like, you know, super like drunk guy, like super unnecessary like fight. And, and then, um And then I jump in and I'm like, guys, hold on, hold on, hold on. I just turned my camera on. We're going to pick it up right from the start. And I say that, and then they surprisingly, they pick it up from the start. They go, yo, what the fuck, man? Why'd you touch me with your dick hands? And then they continue to like bicker, and I keep making jokes in the middle of it. And I think my jokes are breaking the tension. And it turns into us having a good time, and they stop having a fight, and I'm like, "Fuck, I should've never chimed in," because no one's mad at each other anymore, 'cause it ended up just being like, "Oh, this is all jokes, this is all funny." But it was serious at first, and I'm bummed out that I jumped in and stopped my friend from having a fight, 'cause it could've been a dope video until my ass jumped in and was like, "Hey, this is just fun." Yeah, that's a, that's a lesson for you to maybe wait a little bit, let the fight develop, and then turn your camera on. My friend is on, uh, is in a fight. I'm gonna, I'm gonna kind of let her ride first. I was, uh, we were having a tough time deciding whether or not we wanted to go to Vegas for July 4th, um, and like really tough time. Like, uh, I booked a flight, um, well, when I, when our friends fly to Vegas, they only book first, uh, they only book jet suite Oh great, I'm probably gonna get a free flight because I just said that. They only book jets. Yeah, they only book JetSuite, which is like a first-class flight. And basically it's a first-class plane— sorry, it's a private jet plane, and you book each seat individually. So you pay like $300 and you get one one-way ticket on a private jet to to Vegas. And it's so crazy because you can arrive literally 5 minutes before your departure time. Like, the plane has to take off— let's say the plane takes off at 12:15. If you, if you get there at 12:10, you're good. You can hop on the plane and, um, and no TSA, no check bags, nothing. And yesterday, yesterday, Zane and I couldn't decide if we want to go to Vegas, but we had our flights booked already. So our flights were taking off at 12:15. It was, it was 12:01 when I picked up Zane to get to the airport because he was so late. I got there at 11:45, but he was getting ready. So 12:01, we were in the car, we were, we were heading to the airport. We get to the airport at 12:15, like the departure time of the plane, not even like the— sorry, not even like the boarding time, but the straight-up departure time. We get there Where's this?

Van Nuys or Burbank?

It's like 15 minutes away, and I drove really fast, so we got there at 12:15. And we get there, we get to valet, and we're like, did the flight to Vegas leave yet? And the valet guy points to the flight and he's like, it's right there, they are boarding right now, it's right there. And Zayn goes to the counter, literally says, hi, I'm Zayn Hijazi, and they give him his ticket. Doesn't even give him his ID, and, and he just hops right on the flight. They don't check your bags. This sounds like a fucking promo. I just think it's crazy. They don't check your bags, nothing. He hopped right on the flight. That's it, with 30 seconds to spare. And, and I decided I didn't want to go because I had to film, so I stayed back in LA and I didn't go to Vegas. But how fucking nuts is that? He got on the flight just like that.

That's nuts.

They don't check anything.

Crazy.

That's crazy.

I'm surprised too. Like, what? That's like such a risk. But why is terrorism and stuff— it is because someone could just grab the plane and fly it into something.

I don't think it's as much of like a, a problem as like a commercial jet. Commercial jet, do you know what I mean? Like, I think like they check you because commercial jet has a bunch of people and it's a much bigger like missile. Like if that hits something like the World Trade Center, it's a big ex—

uh, what if, what, what if you grab a private jet from Burbank, right? Because we've done Yeah, so you go up, you know, you take it hostage and then you fly it into Universal, like the, the NBC Universal building, possibly. But I also, you know, like, it's just awful.

It is different as flying that plane into something and getting on a bus and, and running that bus into a crowd, you know what I mean? Like, it's like the same amount of like, like, it's, I guess it's, I don't know, I don't know. I could be completely stupid and I don't know. It's hard.

I think it's crazy. Well, I think it's crazy what we like let go and we don't let go. Like, we let kids— yes, we let kids go to school without metal detectors. Every school should have metal detectors. Every single school. They should search every single kid that goes into the school. Yeah, no matter what school it is.

That the fact that school should have metal detectors shouldn't mean that even private jet companies should have metal detectors. But, um, but yeah, no, I mean, that's crazy. The other, the other day I rented a jet ski too. And it was, and it was so fucking crazy. I didn't run a jet ski. My friends ran jet skis. I rented a powerboat, like a straight-up, like it goes 45 miles an hour and it could seat like 10 people, like a powerboat. And I'm like, do it.

Did you— captain it, or did you have a captain? Did you have a captain?

They literally pushed me away from— they untied the fucking boat from the dock and they're like, just don't go too close to the shore. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what are you saying?

Wow.

You should not be letting me go in this boat right now. And I'm like, how old do you have to be? And they're like, 18. I'm like, 18? Get the fuck out of here. And I have to be 21 to drink? No, 18. And I— and there's— and I'm driving around this boat next to other yachts, next to like other cruise ships. Like, I'm just doing my thing. And like, and there's no like— there's no like lanes you have to stay in when you're in a boat. Like, this isn't bumper cars that they like You're in the ocean. You can go fucking run over a dolphin. Like, you— there are no rules. Like, yes, there's a Coast Guard, but he's patrolling, you know, the Pacific Ocean. So there's a lot of ocean to just roam around in. I don't know, I thought it was mind-blowing that I was just riding around in this boat and nothing was—

what it cost— it was a cost to rent that boat.

It was $80 for the— yeah, for the hour.

That's it.

I'm like, what the hell is going on? I don't know, it stressed me out. I don't think it was right.

But, um, but sounds like you're living a great life out there, Dave. You got power boats, jet suites, checks, mix from Storage Wars. I mean, you get the people from— what, what are the people from Storage Wars?

Nice, because they saw that I eat, uh, that I eat Chex Mix while watching Storage Wars, and she responded and she goes, nice. I just thought it was— I just thought it was really interesting.

Maybe.

So I went back the next day and I ate Chex Mix, ate Corona, and watched Storage Wars again because I love the support from them. Jason, you know what's tough?

What?

Hiring people.

I know, tell me about it. But, but what are you gonna do, David?

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I think it's worked out pretty good.

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Yeah, then it's the best place because you're going to find a candidate that's right for you. As Jason's probably looking for someone—

how about this? How about this?

Not his disgusting closet.

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No one enters. Yeah, we've actually seen people log off the website since you've mentioned that. We've never had such low users. No, but that could be a good idea. Enough with this bullshit about jet skis and stuff. Guys, JC got back together with his ex-girlfriend.

Um, yeah, she's right here.

Oh shit, that's why you haven't brought her up yet.

On the Raw, as they say. Yeah, she's right next to me. Yeah, nude.

I wish she— first of all, let me recap. Jason and Trisha had a fucking brutal breakup on the internet, like, like the most public breakup you could ever have. Nothing was private. Not a single thing was private. Um, and, and it's— and it's—

well, that's not true. That's not true at all. There was lots of things that were private. I mean, and I didn't think it was that brutal at all. I thought she was pretty— I thought what went on was— well, what? No, I mean, how would you know what was private and what wasn't?

A lot private, which makes me— I mean, if I'm sure there was more things in private But the shit, the shit that was public, sure, and private. And I just think it was— I mean, I mean, I, I mean, that's your opinion. The video, he broke up with me because I'm fat. That's a pretty, it's a pretty brutal thing to say about another, about another person, you know what I mean? That's like a news headline. It's like a news headline, like, you know, getting, getting clicks. I mean, it's, it's very clickbaity and it's very scary. That's a brutal breakup, right, at the end of the day. Like, is that not what it is? I don't know. Regardless, for some godforsaken reason, they are super happy now, and the entire internet is so, so confused. I mean, I'm going through Jason's comments, and, and people are— people just don't understand what the hell is going on. I would like— what are some— what are— like, Jason, what are some things that people are commenting? Um, Jason's call dropped right now, but here he goes. He's back, he's back. Jason, what are Good, go ahead.

You're going through—

yeah, what are some people, uh, saying about the relationship?

Like, I, I don't know. I don't read— I don't read any of the comments. No, I don't read it.

Fuck, I wish I could remember them because they're— people are so confused, dude. They're like, uh, they're like this.

Look, here's, here's, here's how I'll address it, and I'll address it right here on The Views podcast.

Available what?

Which is available, which is a great show.

Yeah, address—

yeah, David, thanks for— thanks for having me on the show. I appreciate it. And thanks for giving me— and thanks for giving me this platform.

I'm just so fucking mind-blown that way. You guys— yeah, yeah, no, it's—

it— and may I say, that flamethrower you have is, is pretty cool.

I'm a big fan of one of your kids, Wyatt. He's such a great guy.

Look, look, yeah, Dwight's— Wyatt's amazing. Look, I'm going to address it, David, and I'm going to tell you what's what, because I have heard that, you know, I have seen Twitter and some people are confused and some people are mad and I saw someone say, "Bigger scam than TanaCon," on Twitter. And here's how I'll address it. So, you were with me the day that she made the— we broke up, blah blah blah blah blah. I mean, I honestly thought that she wanted me to dump her. That's what I thought. And I thought that once that happened, you know, we were going to Boston, we were going to my sister's wedding, I thought some of the things that we were fighting about were kind of stupid, and there was a lot of misunderstanding. So I said, I said, I think this is what she probably wants. I figured I would break up with her, we would never talk again.

Okay, hold on, can I backtrack? Okay, so I want to ask the story.

Yeah, please.

So just backtracking a little bit, they had this big breakup. Jason went to Boston for his sister's wedding where Trisha was supposed to go, but obviously they weren't together because they broke up, so Trisha wasn't coming. And I went to go visit Jason in Boston for the— for this podcast last week. And when I got off my flight, um, from Boston, when I got back to LA, Trisha was at the airport going to Boston to meet with Jason. Like, she was getting on the same flight that I got off of. Not only that, she was sitting in the same exact seat that I was in Fuck, you broke that.

You broke the chair. You know, I didn't break the table.

It was already broken, and I got $100 back because my tray was broken. Yeah, Trisha got full refund.

She got full refund. Is she there?

Tell her, yeah, she's a bitch. Are you kidding me? She's got a full refund. I'm not—

I'm trying to have a nice day here with her. I'm not gonna say that.

Yeah, so, so I'm mind-blown. I'm like, Why is Trisha going back to— like, guys, I felt like they were on completely different pages. I felt like they were done for at least 2 weeks, but it was like 5 days and she was going back to see him. And she's like— and I'm like, Trisha, are you gonna film a video with him? And she's like, no, I'm not filming anything with him. We're not— we're broken up. We're broken up. We're never filming again. Not taking any pictures, nothing. And then, and then, and then, and then the next day they're in the video together and they posted on Instagram saying, back with the one I truly love, or whatever their Instagram— like, their Instagram captions all sappy and it looked like nothing ever happened. And everyone was like, well, my—

mine were—

yeah, everyone was like, am I living in a fucking simulation? What the hell is going on? How is— how is— okay, sorry, now back to your story. Um, but yeah, they were—

yeah, yeah, yeah. So I thought, I thought that that would, that would sort of be it, you know. And then, um, and then she made the video, and then I thought to myself, well I'm gonna respond to the video because it's YouTube and this is what's going on in my life, so I'm gonna respond to it. And then I made a couple more response videos and then I got on the phone with her and we had been texting through that whole thing. And I'm sure to the outside world, like, people thought it was fake or whatever, but it was like, I really missed her. I really, really, really missed her and I missed—

Sure, I guess.

You know, I mean like, and then I thought, well, I'm here for 2 weeks and I'm like, and part of like trying to make this relationship work is I thought having her come here and meeting my mom and meeting my dad and meeting my sister, like, you know, I'm trying, we're trying to, I'm trying, David, I'm trying to save this relationship. I'm trying to find some some world where we can exist together. And like, I've also like modified my behavior, um, this whole week where I'm like, I'm like kind of like watching what I say, you know what I mean?

No, you said it, you just said it. You feel like you're walking on eggshells. What?

Yes, yes, but I don't feel like I'm walking on eggshells anymore because I'm learning what her what her push buttons are bad, not to push those buttons. Whereas with you, I can be like, oh, he's a fucking douchebag that drives a Tesla. That joke won't bop back on me. No, it doesn't.

You never asked.

But if— because you're not a douchebag who drives a Tesla at all. You're like a caring, sweet, very talented young man. But let's say it was, let's say it was like, you know, I said you're a douchebag who drives a Tesla and like that made you cry or that made you upset. I would modify that behavior. I would be like, you know what? I'm like, all right, well, I need to—

Okay, let me play devil's advocate.

David, I'm trying to be peaceful right now.

Let me play devil's advocate here. Someone right now listening to this podcast would probably want me to say something along the lines of, Right, if it made me cry, I'd talk to you about it and I wouldn't make a video about you trying to make you look bad, right? That's what someone listening to this would probably say. What do you have to say to that?

Well, I don't think I made any videos that made me look bad.

I'm saying, I'm saying she made that video about you.

Yeah, you know what, I felt like, I think people see the title and they don't watch the video. But if they actually watched the video, they'd be like, oh yeah, I mean, listen, she, she, she didn't say anything that wasn't true, you know. And the fact that she used that as a title for YouTube— I'm just coming— I just— this is, this is just how I, how I look at it.

It's fucking— the title was— you make the video for the people saying we broke up because I'm too fat. I think that's what it was.

Yeah, something like that. And like But I mean, like, it's a title. It's YouTube. Go look at anyone's titles. They're— they all— they range from all kinds of things that lead you in all kinds of directions for what to think of people. There's just a YouTube title, and I'm sure I could go through your titles and be like, okay, well, what is this? It's like, okay, I see what it is.

Sure, but, but in this case, it wasn't just a title. It was, you know—

no, no, I mean, if you watch the video, I mean, she didn't say anything in the video that wasn't true. In fact, I was wrong, but I did use, you know, I do, I do stuff like—

I do believe that, but it's just like, it's like, I mean, I guess, I guess like where, where does it cross the line of like what is okay to post on the internet and what's not? Like especially during a relationship, do you know what I mean? Like do you, you don't— I'm again, I'm playing devil's advocate. I don't think you should do this because it's— you can do whatever the fuck you want, but don't you guys think that you guys should take like a break and maybe like, like, like just take a deep breath because things got fucking really hectic. Do you know what I mean? Like, it— I mean, it was— there was like 6 videos uploaded within a week of, of her crying. Like, don't you almost think that this isn't like healthy in a way? I mean, I, I'm literally— I'm literally just saying things that people want on the comments. I don't really have an opinion because I don't— I haven't even watched any of the videos. Other than like two?

You know what, fuck you, David. You hang up the call. No, um, I think, I, I, I think you are so far off in what you're saying right now. And the fact that you, you're, you're, you're, you are so far off. And the fact that you can't like wrap your brain around like the truth, that you're being warped by what you're seeing on the internet when in fact you're not privy to— like, if you were here with us, you'd be like, oh, oh, oh, I get it, I get it. Like, and that's what I hate about social media is like people get involved in everything, or like, you know, I'll have friends texting me about stuff like, um, and it's like, guys, you don't— you're not— you're not seeing the whole story here, you know. And, and the fact that, you know, We're— I'm still posting, but I'm like, I'm, I'm making vlogs again, and I'm still trying to just post. And that's my job. YouTube's my job. And we've— David, we've always been a couple. I sound like I'm like a politician. David, we've always been a couple. I mean, we've always put our stuff online. We had that fight in the Beverly Hills Hotel that you were at, and that you were like, oh my God, I can't believe you're filming this. Like, we've always put it online, and like, I don't know, that's what I like to do. And I don't understand why everyone has like— and I really don't give a fuck about anyone's opinion. I mean, quite honestly, I think that— I think the part I just don't—

is hearing someone cry, um, in front of the camera and say that they're gonna go away for a really long time, um, lose 50 pounds, never make a video again, and like such a dramatic video, and then come back, uh, 6 days later and say that they're in love again. Like, I think That's what's difficult to see. It's just like, it's like, holy fuck, what happened? This was like polar opposites in like 2 seconds. This went from like— this literally went from 0 to 60. It went from, I don't know how I feel about this, to, oh fuck, they're in love again. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's—

well, it's, it's just not— I mean, I can't even believe that you're saying that because it's just not even that. It's not that black and white, and you know that it's not. So just for you to sit there and say like, oh my God, they're in love again, what's going on? It's like, are you even using your brain right now, David? Like, obviously this is a fucking relationship that I— David, I'm fucking digging this shit out. I'm working every day, every minute to be like, okay, what, how can we— how, David, I don't want to— I met somebody and I don't want to be alone. You know what I mean? Like, I don't— I met someone and I don't want to be I don't want to lose that person. So, so like, it's, it's, it's just, I just, I don't understand someone. You're like, I mean, you're so smart, like, but, but you're being, you're being led by like what comments say. You're being led by like what a video says or what a title says, when in reality it's not that black and white, David. We could go out today and get into a fight and she'll get on a plane, go back to fucking California, and it's over.

Wait, wait, wait, that's what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying.

I'm saying it's like You're saying take it, take it offline for a while and just be each other.

I'm, I'm, I'm saying, I'm saying you literally just— I think you really like, you reinforce what I said. I'm like, it's, it's just crazy to see something flop 50/50. Like, like, like, like, like you just said, you can get in a fight today and she can be on a flight tomorrow to California. Like, that's so— that's why people are confused, right? Because it's like It's going, it's going, it's going left and then it's going right so quickly. Like, it's going from— it's going, I hate him, I love him, I love him, I'm not talking— you know what I mean? Like, like, things that like, like, like sound like jokes online, but I guess it's real because she did hop on a flight the next day to Boston after, after what seemed like it was over. Do you know what I mean? Like, that's—

well, well, listen, Trisha's an impulsive person. I fucking feel like I want to— part of the reason why she—

I wish I had questions Because I could—

you do. You've been, you've been doing a good job. You— why don't you do like a 3-part exposé on Trisha and Jason the same way Shane Dawson did TanaCon?

God, do you want me to?

Oh, I would love that. I think you're the best YouTuber out there. I really do, and I appreciate you having me on Views. Do you want me to go into—

do you want me to make a video about like— because I have so many questions. And I, I, I would love that.

You'd have to ask Trisha, but I would love that. I saw Shane do it with Tana. Yeah, Shane's really good. I think that's Shane. This is really good combined.

And it's— yeah, it's— I haven't seen it, but the response that people have given it is it must be a fucking Game of Thrones because it's, it's really incredible. Uh, but no, I would totally be down to make a video about you and Trisha. The, the bad part is it'd be 9 hours long because I have too many fucking questions. And I don't—

but here's the thing that— here's the thing that upsets me is that just like we're all out there like getting views and we're all out there doing things, and for someone to sit there and be like— for people online to be like, well, that they're just— they just did it for the money and they're just doing it for views. It's like, motherfucker, I got 2 kids at home, I got fucking an ex-wife, Um, I, I like, you know, I know, I know, I like fancy pizza and like, I, I, I'm making some fucking money here, David. Like, I, I can't even tell you, like, I have to keep posting. So it's just like, that's how I choose to live my, my YouTube career. And if I want to fucking fight with Trisha on these videos, that's how I choose to do it. But nothing's fake, you know what I mean? It's like, I just don't, I just don't understand why people have to like have just like, hey, yeah, fucking don't watch it. Then I don't give a fuck. People get so upset.

I, I do understand that. I get it. But I think, I think it's also like, I understand your like, your whole like, I have kids thing, but it's also, it's, it also, it also, a part of me feels like it's like, it's like, it's, it almost feels like, like a hooker saying that, like, I have kids so I have to do this. Do you know what I mean? Like, because, because it's so, it's so intense. It's like, it's, it's— I don't understand.

Like, don't watch it, you know what I mean? Like, fucking unfollow, you know what I mean? Like, I don't get it. I'm like, I, I'm doing— I'm living my life online. I'm, I'm posting the— that day, the video that I think I can come up with that will be entertaining. If you don't like it, don't, don't watch, you know? Um, and you know, if you watch my videos, if you watch the vlogs from last week, like, I'm in my video, I'm not sitting there saying like, I love you, I love you, I'm so glad we're back together. It's literally just a guy trying to be like, okay, like, you know, I met somebody, I want to make it work, I'm here, and we happen to be YouTubers that make videos, I guess.

Yeah, guys, let me know, let me know if you guys want if you guys want me to go in a lot deeper into this, and maybe I'll make it a YouTube video, or we'll just get both of them on the podcast and we'll just fucking duke it out. And I'll just have— because like, I have a lot of questions, but I haven't formulated any of them, so I can't really ask them. But I just, you know, if you guys—

but I think it's— I think it's hypocritical for you to sit there and judge me for living my life online, and yet, you know, you used our relationship as a thumbnail, you know what I mean? Like, it's YouTube. Like, we're all in the same fucking boat here. You know what I mean? So does that make sense? It makes sense.

It makes sense. Yes. But I would have never used your relationship as clickbait like that if, if it didn't get to that point. Do you know what I mean? Like it— Well, what is—

what's the— but what's the difference? Like, wait, that sounds like no excuse to me if it didn't get to that point.

It got to a point where it was like comedic, where it was like Oh my god, this is like— like Trisha's on her way to Boston to see him after she made all these videos about him. Do you know, like, it got to the point where it was so public and so goofy that our entire friend group needed to make a song about it because we thought it was funny. Like, but who—

but you're— who are you to be the arbiter of what's comedic and what's performance art and what's real and what's not?

I mean, I am. It's my— it's my channel.

That's fine, but you can't sit there and hold yourself, think that you're holding yourself to a higher standard. You're not. You're right there with the rest of us.

Yes, but I think there's something safer about me talking about someone else's relationship than me talking about my own. I think you're putting more out on the line. You're putting more out on the line if it's your own relationship. That's right. That's why people have the questions. That's right. No one's gonna come to me and be like, David, I can't believe you posted that video about him, because everyone would be like, it doesn't fucking affect you, David, who cares? There's no risk in that. But when you post a video like that, it's like, Jason, I can't believe you fucking posted that, because it's your life. It's 130% of your life. And you can't be mad at people for being confused at all these videos, because no one on the fucking planet does that, period. So like, you getting, If you weren't getting this reaction from me, then no one would be watching your videos. The reason people are watching it, it's because it's fucking bizarre, point blank. Like, it's just no one's ever seen it. And like, that's the beauty in it, is because it's fucking— it's— I've never seen it in my life.

And sure, and you're talking about being safe. Who wants safe? You don't want safe. I know you. I know what kind of creator you are. You don't want safe at all. You're the least safe guy around. You're the guy that's blowing shit up on Fourth of July. Like, so I, I'm just— I'm so confused as to, you know, why you wouldn't be on my side with this. Like, I'm like, look, you found me in a fucking comedy club and I'm grateful and blah blah blah. Everybody knows the story. And like, you know, listen, you get a YouTube channel, I'm sitting there, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm working with you slash for you, whatever it is, and I'm doing I'm doing whatever I can do, I'm making vlogs, and this thing stumbles up upon me, right? Trisha makes a video about me. Trisha's been known to expose her boyfriends in the past. So, dog, dog, I got a fucking YouTube channel, and I'm like, okay, dog, like, fuck, like, David's blowing shit up, Scott's doing cool raps, you know, like, what am I gonna do? How am I gonna set myself apart? How am I gonna make something that's interesting, that's gonna fucking make people want to come to my channel? How am I gonna be myself on my fucking channel for once? Well, that's what I did, and I was like, you know what, fuck dog, I'm fucking going for this shit. I'm gonna fucking fire videos back, and you know what? As long as I think it's good, as long as I stand behind those videos, that they have jokes in them, that they make people laugh, then that's fucking it. And you know what? Let the cards fall where they'll fall. And it doesn't mean it's gonna be my channel for the rest of time, you know? I'll get back to making vlogs. Right now I'm in Boston taking care of 2 kids and my 74-year-old mother. Sure.

Yeah, I mean, I understand where you're coming from, but I also understand where, you know, other people are coming from.

I mean, I mean, quite honestly, like, fucking, you know, my vlogs were getting boring. It was the same fucking shit all the time. Fucking come over, you pick me up, I get in your car, Fuckin' we do some jokes, you go pick up something wild, I film it. It was boring, you know, it's just like, I don't know, I mean like, you know, listen, I have no regrets for what happened. I'm pleased about everything and, you know, maybe things will go back to normal. Maybe Trisha and I will fuckin' break up today. I don't know. But that's part of the fun, I think, is to say, you know, and also let me just say, you know, These comments online, like, when people come up to us in public, people are so happy we're together. I mean, I've had so many people come up and go, oh my God, you guys have— you guys are together, that's so great, you know. Like, you know, when people comment something bad online, they're just trying to draw attention to themselves. They're jealous that they're not getting the same amount of attention, plain and simple. And I'm not talking about you, David, I'm talking about, you know, people on Twitter and stuff. I don't think you're jealous. I know you're I know you, I know you've got a pretty lit house there. No, yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, listen, if you have more to address, I mean, I love talking about it.

Yeah, I do, I do have more. I have more to address, but I want to like, I just want it to all be written and like, I don't know, I think, I think we just have to leave it at this. And if people, if people genuinely care about this, And if you guys don't care about it, tweet at me that you don't care about it. But if you do, I'll— we'll revisit this and we'll talk about it for the entire fucking podcast. And I'm sure I have a lot to say about it.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's— I think it's pretty much in the past at this point. People were going to forget about it already. I think they've already forgotten about it. But yeah, if you want to like talk about it, we can.

I mean, that's— that's literally all the time we have for the podcast.

Oh no, dude, I was gonna stab her in the middle. Oh great, so she creates—

yeah, you're gonna have to edit, um, a little bit weird too because there's gonna be points where, um, where we, where we hang up the phone and I'm sure you're talking. Are you talking?

No, I wasn't talking. No, I knew, and I knew enough not to say anything, but I'll check it anyways and make sure. Do you want to do the ad now? Why don't you sign off and then we'll do that?

Um, but yeah, but yeah, that's all the time we have. Um, sorry this podcast was so real. Sorry for providing you with real stuff. Um, no, but, but I mean, fuck that.

What are you apologizing for, dog? That's what people want. They want real. They want the fucking real shit. That's what we're giving it to them.

I mean, it's just like And I feel like people are going to be listening to this. People are going to be listening to it and be like, fuck, David, I wish you said more. I wish you said something else. Um, and I'll be honest to the people, I've let you guys down. I played it very safe this podcast because I don't want to say anything and I don't want to trip up on my words, um, before I'm like— before I have my thoughts together.

Well, what do you want to say to me? If you want to say something, say it.

You know, I just don't want— I don't want to start talking about stuff that like I don't know enough about, you know what I mean? Like, I want— like, I, I, I wanna— I haven't even seen all the videos, so I, I don't want to go commenting without like watching all of them and like giving it my own like opinion, right?

Yeah.

Okay, well, yeah, Jason and Shusha are back together. That's the moral of the story. If they can do it, literally fucking anyone can. So guys, hold your chin up high. Life gets better, you guys. It will all— it will all work itself out in the end. Whatever is meant to be is meant to be. If you could take anything from this podcast—

and yeah, and we're adopting David, guys.

I mean, I have so much money on the fact that Trisha's gonna get pregnant in the next couple months, so look out for that if she's not already fucking pregnant. I honestly, I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised if they just didn't tell us and they somehow hid it for 9 months. Jason, is she pregnant? No, no, she's no comment at the time.

I don't think so. No comment on this at this moment. I am running over and doing Carly and Bruce's podcast though after this, so, um, things might change.

All right guys, thank you for watching. Come see us on tour in Florida. We'll see you guys later. This has been a Views podcast. My name is Jeff. I'll see you guys later. Bye.