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Jason Got Back With His Ex-Girlfriend

Yes David, we have taken the car back and she is riding a small unicycle through Wellesley, Mass. at 74 years old, and the Guinness Book of World Records has actually been documenting—

July 5, 20180:17Jason
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David0:00
What's up guys, welcome back to Views, the podcast where it's been a week since Jason surprised his mom with a car, so there's a chance that they've already returned it because Jason is a cheap fuck and he probably only did it for some quick views. Jason, wha…
Jason0:17
Yes David, we have taken the car back and she is riding a small unicycle through Wellesley, Mass. at 74 years old, and the Guinness Book of World Records has actually been documenting—
David0:29
She deserves it. I don't think she ever deserved that car.
Jason0:32
She'll make them— no, definitely not.
David0:36
For being honest, come on, she is your mother, but you know, she also raised you, so she doesn't— I don't, I don't think a brand-new Mercedes qualifies for the situation that she puts you in.