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Jason Got Back With His Ex-Girlfriend

You should not be letting me go in this boat right now. And I'm like, how old do you have to be? And they're like, 18. I'm like, 18? Get the fuck out of here. And I have to be 21 to drink? No, 18. And I— and there's— and I'm driving around this boat next to other yachts, next to like other cruise ships. Like, I'm just doing my thing. And like, and there's no like— there's no like lanes you have to stay in when you're in a boat. Like, this isn't bumper cars that they like You're in the ocean. You can go fucking run over a dolphin. Like, you— there are no rules. Like, yes, there's a Coast Guard, but he's patrolling, you know, the Pacific Ocean. So there's a lot of ocean to just roam around in. I don't know, I thought it was mind-blowing that I was just riding around in this boat and nothing was—

July 5, 201815:39David
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Jason15:26
Did you— captain it, or did you have a captain? Did you have a captain?
David15:30
They literally pushed me away from— they untied the fucking boat from the dock and they're like, just don't go too close to the shore. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what are you saying?
Jason15:38
Wow.
David15:39
You should not be letting me go in this boat right now. And I'm like, how old do you have to be? And they're like, 18. I'm like, 18? Get the fuck out of here. And I have to be 21 to drink? No, 18. And I— and there's— and I'm driving around this boat next to other yachts, next to like other cruise ships. Like, I'm just doing my thing. And like, and there's no like— there's no like lanes you have t…
Jason16:27
what it cost— it was a cost to rent that boat.
David16:29
It was $80 for the— yeah, for the hour.
Jason16:31
That's it.