First Time Trying DMT

What's up guys, welcome back to Views. This is the third and final installment of the TMT trilogy with the finale of— is David gonna do it? I have it in my hand, allegedly, for all the lawyers listening. Um, and, um, I— yeah, I think I'm gonna do it.

DMT Championships right now.

DMT, this is the finale.

Yeah, here he is, the star player today, David Dobrik. David, how do you feel?

Yeah, I'm like being here and like it's just like I'm charging it right now on charge fuse. Yeah, it's like it's in, it's basically like wax in like this pen. Yeah, no, I'm really scared.

We talked to the guy last night and he gave us a real good rundown of what it is.

I keep I want to hear what he has to say, but I keep looking things up. I don't know. I'm like trying to look up negative stuff about it.

Yeah.

And it's like, I don't know. I think the moment I'm so scared of is the, the hit, the, the being alive to not being alive, going from reality to darkness is like what I'm scared of.

Yeah. He said the back of your brain just goes out behind your head and you're just like He said you take one hit, then you take a second hit.

I just don't understand how I'm gonna take one hit and then another hit.

So you're gonna go hyperventilate, like in and out, in and out, and then take one hit.

Wim Hof method.

Okay, yeah, Wim Hof.

Hold it for 30 seconds.

He didn't say 30 seconds. Hold it, blow it out, and then take one more hit.

Hold it.

He said, and by then you should be gone. Blow it out.

Wow.

And then he told a really funny story that he was in the club and he had it with him, and he was— he was with some friends, and his friend was just like— she was just like, oh, is that a vape? And she grabbed it like that, and he's like, no, no, no, no, no. And then she just dropped in the club and just sat there for 10 minutes.

Oh my God.

And they were like— and then she came out of it and she was like, what the hell was that? That was the greatest experience of my life.

Wow.

Oh my God.

I feel like that would be the best way to take it.

Like, I don't think Oh, not knowing.

Yes, which you almost did to me today.

Not knowing. Well, not, not jokingly. Not knowing would definitely be the best way to do it. I mean, I think the more we talk about, the more I'm gonna get nervous. I think I'm just gonna go for it.

Um, anyone else here want to try it?

You're not on the mic, John.

No.

Oh no, no, no, John just spoke, then was offered the mic and said no.

This is a private conversation. And this is going to be 15 minutes. I think at most.

We should time it.

I think at most. I think I've seen people say 5, 10, 15. I've seen all those numbers.

And he said no hangover the next day. No, like, so you're a little foggy for like a half hour after, but no, like, drawback or no—

Come on, dude. I mean, but do you understand why it's so crazy that it's all like this? Like, it's all like so glamorous. It's like, why don't people— why aren't people doing it every day?

I think that people aren't doing it every day because it's not like a Molly or something else where it's making you more social. Like, you're going so deep inside yourself that—

I guess I'll have that answer.

Yeah, you're gonna tell us.

And the other thing is, it's— I didn't know this, but it's just made from plants.

Yeah, yeah, it's natural.

It's natural.

So yeah, found on Earth. Well, whatever. I'll probably— I'll probably end up throwing up. Is like—

should we get a bucket?

No, let it just—

and then what's going to happen when you do it? Are we all going to leave the room?

Let it just be raw.

Well, I don't like a bucket here because that's just like— that's just like— what is that called?

Encouraging?

Suggestion?

No, there's like a good word for it. No, not eyesore. Murphy's Law? No, close.

And once again, this podcast can't find the words.

Once again, David's trying to be deep, but he's an idiot. It's kind of funny. I'm like, stuck between two personalities currently. I'm like having this weird like spiritual alien journey, but I also can't find the vocabulary to describe anything. And I'm like so— I'm so interested in everything, but like I was thinking about it, I was like, I feel like people are obviously going like crazy like, like listening to this pod. Yeah. And I'm like, it makes sense, cuz like the way I describe it is like a fucking 20-year-old kid would.

Yeah.

So yeah, so it's a little different.

Yeah, our friend was like What's going on? Is he searching for something?

Oh, I don't know. I'm just like really curious. I don't know. There's like a lot of signs pointing to just go for it. Yeah, it could just be my For You page.

Oh, my For You page is so bad. I know exactly what you're feeling. I looked at it this morning. All right, like, not now, Jay.

Um, all right, I'm gonna—

yeah, we just keep—

are we leaving the room? Um, I mean, I think I want all of you here.

Like, I'm not gonna like choose who I want. Okay, I think there should be one person.

Okay.

So who wants to be the person?

I'll stay. Well, he's just gonna lie back.

I feel like you guys all watching me is really nerve-wracking.

I'm ready.

Before you do it, if anything happens—

and there's one side effect I actually forgot to mention.

Wait, that's not yours, that's not yours, that's not yours.

You want to— do you want to leave anything to anybody before you take, take this? Um, you want John to have anything?

Al?

I guess I'll give my cars to Tay.

Nice.

You could sell them.

That's nice.

Thank you. Of course. I'll give—

That's probably a million dollars there.

Yeah, or more.

Really nice. I can switch the pen if you want.

Some good money there.

I'll give my parents half the house and my friends the other half. Okay, 50/50.

That's nice.

Yeah, it's pretty good. Okay, so you guys can sell the house and split the money. Okay, whatever there is, if there's any profits or anything. And then otherwise, rest of the money in my bank account, I want you to light on fire.

I knew you were gonna say that. I know you want anyone else to have it.

What about the pod? The pod?

Yeah, pod. Can, can Nadelak continue?

Yeah, you can go video. Okay, all right, here we go.

Yeah, and, and, and what if, what if, what if you are changed after this?

Well, this is my, this is my philosophy on this. Yeah, let's say I come out of this and I'm like, I want to be a— what's something that I hate right now? Like, uh, I, I, like, I want to do what Natalie did, study biology and plants. Yeah, right, like I'm a super earth freak. Like, okay, well, it's like, I'm just like, it's like, so now what I'm into, like farm, being on a farm.

Sure, right? Yeah, like that's not what I want to do.

Okay, but like if that is all of sudden what I want to do, yeah, then that's what I want to do. And it's not like I'm like, you know what I mean, like whether or not, whether or not it's real, it's how I feel.

I'm there.

Well, it just goes back, it goes back, that lyric down, it goes back to my example of when my mom, when I was sick and I didn't want to go to school, and she was like, it's just allergies. And I'm like, I don't care if it's just allergies. Yeah, I'm feeling sick.

We're not gonna get like a secondhand contact high, are we?

You're gonna set timer.

I mean, yeah, I'm fully shaking.

Okay, breathe, breathe, breathe.

John, put your fucking phone down. He's gonna send me to Bad Trip. This fucking dirty toes too.

You're gonna love those toes in 15 minutes.

That's all I see.

What if it's just John?

I'm, I'm John's toe for 30 years. That's, that's what I'm in.

Goddamn, we gotta loosen up a little bit, guys. Come on, this is gonna be fun.

Why are you You guys tense.

You guys are so lucky.

I know.

How excited are you guys right now?

This is maybe the best thing I've ever seen. I mean, I can't think of anything.

I mean, it's so fun to watch like a friend do something like really like DMT. Yeah, I mean, this is probably the peak of fun.

It couldn't be any funner.

I can't think of anything, you know, better than anything. Better than an orgy.

Yeah, yeah, better than an orgy.

And orgies are great.

Don't look at me, John.

I can't wait to check this off my bucket list.

Oh my God. And you know what's going to be cool for you? You're going to be able to— you're going to be at a party and someone's going to bring it up and they're going to be like, DMT. I did DMT. And you're going to love that.

I also thought people were going to bring up the Seven Wonders, but no, I'll just— I'll spend the rest of my life. Anybody here have anything to ask about DMT? I also don't want to become the DMT guy. This is the last time we're going to talk about DMT.

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Other than like when I accidentally repeat a story in 4 years, you think I'm going to be like, Have we ever talked about when I did DMT?

I haven't done DMT, right?

Okay. All right.

Just for 3 episodes.

Okay, here we go.

Oh, baby, let's go. David, I want to say—

Don't say anything. Don't give me any credits or anything.

Okay. All right.

It's really cool. I'm not done yet. There's room for me to check it out.

You're giving a lot to the audience. It's great.

Here we go. Okay.

I don't get it. That's the only thing. I don't get it. I'm seeing all of you right now. I don't get it. I don't get how the smoke is going to knock me out. I don't get it.

Yeah, I do.

What do you mean? It's just like chemically in your brain. Like everything in your body is like connected in some chemical way, so it just turns it off or switches it or whatever. Pretty straightforward.

You want to have access to your body.

Okay. Just for the people at home, we're sitting in the movie room. I'm on the cloud couch. Taylor's on the floor and Naveen and Jason across from me. John's got his socks off and he's kind of sitting on the top end of the couch. Julia's here, Natalie's here, Alex is here. There's a big crowd.

Should we have like a keyword? So when you come back to reality, you know, like, this is it.

Yeah, that's good.

No, because then the keyword is just going to be in my thing. What do you mean?

What do you think? Okay.

Yeah.

You want him to—

I'm going to be fucking talking to God and he's going to be like, Bumblebee.

I'm going to go, wait, that's what Alex said. Wait, what's going on?

Yes, Dave. Bumblebee.

Fucking Natalie.

At least you'll be able to have a keyword.

Just me walking through a big fucking big forest. God damn it, Natalie. Just on my own. Beautiful green fields. Natalie.

What if it's just the Avengers? It's just like the Avengers. It's the new Doomsday.

That's funny.

The new movie.

It's out. It's out.

What's interesting is like what I'm about to— I don't know. I don't want to overhype it. I don't want to overhype it because I'm just, I'm scared. It can't possibly be as good as people are describing it. I also don't condone any of this. That's obvious.

Yeah.

This is strictly for— don't condone it as I've been hyping it up.

We just did a 20-minute ramp up.

We did a trilogy. We did a trilogy about DMT. The scariest moment is when I'm, when I'm going to hold the smoke in my lungs and I'm going to be looking at you guys. That's going to be the scariest.

Waiting for a time. It'll happen so quick.

Because it's going to be like I pulled the pin on a grenade and like, yeah, and like just waiting. Like it's, it's, it's, I'm in it. It's over. That's going to be the scariest.

Well, have you ever gone under for surgery?

Uh, yeah. Like very small.

I think it'll just be like that.

Like, I know, I know, but I like that more because there's a doctor.

John looks like a doctor.

Yeah, John does look like a doctor. It's just the going under. It's just that, that I'm like nervous about. Once I'm— yeah, a potato, I think I'll be good.

Yeah, and you got a nice pillow behind you there on your head. That's good.

I mean, I couldn't be more comfortable.

Good, good, good.

All right, okay guys, this is post-DMT.

I'm quitting the pod.

Um, RJ, what did you— what did you see from your perspective?

Just that you were lying down, you took a few, 2 or 3 hits, then you sunk in, then you started to complain.

Really? So I took about 3 hits.

Yeah.

And I held them in my lungs, but only for about 9 seconds.

Okay.

I think you're supposed to let it cook in your lungs. I assume when it's in your lungs, it's like spreading through your body. So what happened is On my third hit, which was like the one where I was like, I should go harder. Yeah, like, I, I was like, I was very close, but it was very, very, very evidently like a true full-blown psychedelic, like, trip. Like, fully psychedelic.

Oh, in what regard?

Like, in, in the way where it almost felt— and A lot of this was a conversation with myself. So like, I don't think there were other things at play, but it was almost like there was something that was further away. There was like a white box, like cliché white box, the light, but it wasn't like shining. It was just a white box. Like it was like you're looking at a box. That's the light is on, and then everything in front of it were the most terrifying imaginable characters you could ever imagine. Like things I've never seen.

Like what?

Huh?

Like what kind of characters? Like demons?

Yes, but in like different— in different, like, like deformed. Like I couldn't actually— it was very psychedelic. So I couldn't like put my words— like I can't put my words to what it was.

Yeah, just demon. Yeah.

And it was like they were like taunting me.

Oh wow.

What the hell?

And then I was—

you're the only person to say this.

And then that's when I was like, I was on my third hit and that's when I asked you, I was like, that's when I was like, I'm still— I could— I heard the sink or something and I was like, I'm still like 50/50. Like I'm still like here, but I can't open my eyes. Oh, I couldn't open my eyes.

Could you leave your body?

But I don't want to describe them as demons. Imagine, let it scare you, whatever. Imagine, you know what it was, and I think it's an unfortunate thing that I just saw it. It's what the trailer for Eyes Wide Shut is like. The trailer, not the movie, not the movies, but just the vibe.

Exactly what you're talking about.

Just the vibe of the trailer.

Yeah. Yeah.

Like very like that? Evil. Yes.

Yeah. And so you just didn't go all the way there.

And then, yeah, and then I was like, this is— then I was like having a conversation with myself. I'm like, this is either like some sort of fucking test here that I need to push through.

Yeah.

But also I'm like, I'm 3 hits in. Like, I was told 2.

Yeah.

So I don't want to keep going. I also didn't really like the people there. I didn't like what I was looking at. It was like gestures. Gestures? Yeah, it wasn't demonic. I think demonic's a little too scary. It was more like really creepy old—

I'm right here.

Really old creepy video.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

And this isn't me putting DMT down. I genuinely think I just got enough of it where I'm like, you know what, I think I'm good.

Like, oh man, I knew it. I knew this was going to happen.

Wow.

I knew you would beat the drug.

No, I didn't. I genuinely think like you were—

you weren't like—

there was like there was like a good, like, what felt like 2 minutes where I was like, my third hit that I held for the longest, that felt like it was like incubating or like baking something. But like, that was already after the 2 hits of like, you guys started to like melt, not melt, but you guys started to like multiply, just like a very dizzy, like you're just getting, and that started to freak me out too. And then I started seeing, like shapes on the wall, like very psych— very cliché psychedelic stuff. And I was like, I don't— that's not— I don't like that. Like, I don't— and that's, that's what I don't like, because it was just like—

he was only gone for 11 minutes.

But I could definitely do it again.

Yeah, but why would you when you saw those?

But I really—

I don't like the word demons. All right, I think, I think, I think— because you know what, I also couldn't— I couldn't figure out what they were. It almost felt like when when they were looking at me, it almost like I had to spin them, spin them around with my head. Like I had to use my mind to spin them around because the other side of them was like light, like was like a brighter version of them. And I like, and I, I think I was like, and then they just kept kind of spinning. So they were really deformed. I don't know how to, I don't know how to explain it. Um, but that, that's a, yeah, that's for the most part, that's what happened.

But yeah, Naveen, I know this sounds crazy, but I think you should do it again just because I was reading while you were laying down and it said like, if you're even able to talk or be annoyed by like a noise or something, you haven't like reached the breakthrough. And before the breakthrough, that's where it's like totally weird and like feels weird. But past that is like you're a different being and like it says like your ego breaks. And so I feel like me, I would hate for you to just be like, oh, we're going back in.

Well, I don't think it's right for me to go back in now.

No.

Why? What do you think?

Because it's— I just feel like it's probably one of those drugs where you have to space it out by a few months.

I just don't— I don't think I should, like, hop back in. Like, I just— I was at, like, some edge.

Yeah, I don't think you should do more.

And I don't think I should just run it back right now. I feel like that's really weird.

We need someone else to do it.

I also think that the vape might be an issue.

No, no, no. I know what it is. I know what it is. You— I think you have to let it bake inside you.

I thought you're normally really good at following and like breathing stuff.

No, no, I brought— no, I brought it all the way down, but like, I think you have to hold it in for 30 seconds. I'm telling you, I saw where it was, but I did not get there.

Yeah, but you don't feel any differently after doing it?

No, because it never happened.

Something happened.

No, I was— I just got the fucking bullshit psychedelic part of the trip.

Mm.

Like, I got the bullshit, like, random shit on the ceiling.

This is what he described last night.

What?

The waiting room?

Yeah.

If you don't— Yeah, it's like exactly how he described. Make sure you take a lot, because if you take less, then it's just like psychedelic weird.

Yeah, that's exactly what happened. It was just—

Yes.

Mm.

Fuck me. Mm. And I think it was—

I feel like the vape is the issue.

No, no, if you took 3, it's not having a person here.

Shaman?

Because like we didn't know like exactly how much to breathe. Like we're just off of how he did it.

And then when I was going out, I asked you guys like 8 or 9 minutes in, I was like, should I do one more hit?

Yeah.

But I was like, then when I started like to like think about hitting it, I just saw more of those psychedelic like fucking weirdos.

Yeah. And you were like, no way.

I was like, why were you like trying to return, or were you trying to go deeper?

I was trying to go deeper off the 3 hits that I took.

This is like Al Capone's vault. There was a show Geraldo Rivera had, like a 2-hour special once on TV. Dating myself. There was a guy, it was like a reporter, his name was Geraldo Rivera, and he like— they did this huge buildup that he was going to open Al Capone's vault on live TV.

Oh, there's nothing in there.

Like, yeah, 40 million people tuned in. We're all like, what's in the vault? And he opened it the last second and he's like, oh, nothing here.

I feel really bad.

That's a bit of a tease, but yeah, I feel bad. I mean, I'll do it if Naveen thinks I should do it.

Oh, I thought if Naveen does it.

Well, Natalie was doing some research.

What did you find out?

It says definitely don't do it. Don't like re-hit it. Don't like try to chase it again right now.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm definitely down to do it again. I'm going to be so jealous if you guys fucking see some shit and you guys go into the promised land. I know how to do it now.

I'm surprised it didn't work. You took big hits.

I took huge hits.

Yeah, but does it on the package, does it say 30 seconds?

Hold it.

Yeah, I didn't know what that meant.

Well, I didn't see that because my glass— I don't have my glasses, but is that what it says?

It said hold for 30. No, it doesn't say hold for, it says hold 30 seconds. So I don't know what that meant. I didn't know if that was the— that was the time between the hits or what it was.

Oh, uh, it says that that like waiting room type experience where like you kind of see something in the distance is common if you haven't— like when you're not fully reaching the like dose maximum potential.

He's in the waiting room.

Yeah, yeah, that's what you're describing it.

A lot of people describe— yeah, you literally are in a waiting room.

It was fully waiting room. Yeah, yeah, I was fully like Just random people I didn't want to see.

You're in the lobby of Call of Duty.

Damn it, dude, I'm really— I wanted to be the guy.

Well, you are the guy.

This is the rebel.

Your thunder.

Do you want to try, Jay?

I mean, I do, but then I don't know. What do you think?

It's really— I mean, it's your experience.

All of a sudden it's like Jason. Scariest thing ever. But she was hyping it up to me all day.

Dave, it's so easy.

No, I want you to do it. I think it sounds like so interesting that I feel like, why would you not?

The only reason I would do it is for the podcast.

But the waiting room thing makes complete sense. I was not there. And I would fucking— whoever does it, just me and you. And I'll tell you how long to hold it because it's actually tremendous.

He gives me the expert.

I'm the shaman.

Thanks, Dave. Appreciate it, man.

Let me say this, I'm gonna do it again.

I'm glad we have a waiting room expert here. Yo, this guy, he's been to the waiting room, man. I'm just fucking—

just the receptionist at the DMT office.

Oh, don't worry about that, they're just ghouls.

Here, just fill out some paperwork and just one more hit, please.

They're jesters, they're fine. Nat, what about you?

Like, do I have a curiosity?

Yeah, do you want to do it at all?

Um, I think so, maybe.

Well, now would be a great time.

I'm so sorry, guys.

Damn, I would love it. John would be interesting.

No, I'd be terrible, dude. I feel like I'd be in the waiting room, but I'd be being eaten.

You know what I mean?

Be eating in the waiting room?

No, I'd be eating.

Oh, you'd be eating.

That would be a good waiting room.

Yeah.

I wish I took more.

I can see David this time around. He's like the shaman from Avatar. He's like, he's like, follow the light. And it's that scene, you know, like where they finally do a body transformation and they open their eyes and then the whole Avatar song comes out.

Oh, that'd be sick. Like when it goes, when the guy becomes human to Avatar.

Yeah.

Oh, that'd be sick.

Could you imagine?

Damn, that would be fucking sick.

That'd be fucking great.

You are Avatar.

Oh God, I'm afraid of what I'll see.

No, no, no, Jay, it's not—

I have so many demons.

You do?

Yeah.

No, no, I feel you, guys.

I'm with you on this one.

Wait, guys, this isn't a demons thing.

I just have— I just have such a hard time with reality that I'm afraid what I'll see in the fantasy.

Okay, so that— well, but what I was seeing wasn't like Wasn't like things from my past. Yeah, it wasn't like my— it was literally hallucinations. Like, it was just straight up, I was hallucinating. There's no better word to describe it. It was the most classic Eyes Wide Shut hallucinations you'll ever see. It's almost like it was a textbook.

But you couldn't open your eyes and you couldn't move your body?

I could move my body. I could not open my eyes. It's funny because my voice felt like it was down here, like in my stomach. I was like, can I reach it to the— can I get it to the surface?

You were yelling at us.

Oh my God, really?

I can hear everything.

He was like, turn the lights off. And then I turned the lights off and then I was going to open the door and then he can't see me at all. And he goes, but don't open that door. I was like, oh, how did he know?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Because I told you to go tell everyone to be quiet too.

Oh yeah, yeah. And you're like, tell everyone to be quiet.

I hear sinks.

All right, my concern is I just smoked weed like a couple hours ago, so I just like don't want it to like chemically—

I don't think it's like that mix or something. I don't think it's like that. I don't think it is either. I'm also— we're hungover from Vegas last night.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think that like right now is my time. Like, I'm just here to come and support you.

Fair enough, that's out. Yeah, you and Alex, rock paper scissors. All right, I'll do it. Wow.

Wow.

Wait, David, you didn't feel anything with like your heart?

Jay, but you deadass swear to God?

Yeah.

You deadass swear to God? Actually, you're really honest about this type of stuff.

Sure.

Don't exaggerate anything.

I won't.

Okay, because I know you like when you taste food, you go, this is amazing.

You know what, people are on me about that. I, I'm a food addict.

No, I know.

I like love food.

Uh, wait, do you want us to all be here? Do you want us to step out?

You guys can stay.

I'm not a pussy.

I don't want to do it, but I'm gonna do it.

Really?

Yeah, because I feel like we're cheating the audience.

No, no, no, no, no. The audience's expectation was like, I think, was for David to be like, "And then I saw this." Well, I think it's interesting that we got to the waiting room and that you clarified it, that there was— that it was like an actual real thing. Okay guys, Views podcast wouldn't be Views without Jason Nash also going in. Wait, wait, Jay, before you do it, can you explain why you're doing it?

I'm just doing it for the listeners. You guys have been so good to me. You guys have always been there for me. I love you guys.

This is crazy.

And I feel like if you listen to up till now and then you got— I've been reading movie books. If you got this twist, you're like, yo, Jason did it. You know, like David tried it, it didn't work, but you're not going to believe what happened. I never saw this one coming on my 2026 dance card.

So let's go. All right, here we go.

Okay, all right. Wait, wait, sorry, can I just see you? I'm going to turn it off when you go in.

Why don't you just put the LEDs on?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This lighting kind of makes me want to do it.

Do you want to? I don't know.

You know what, I'll see how Jay does.

Dude, what if they meet up there and they high five?

We could both DJ there.

Just living the dream.

It's fucking, it's Thanos. He's like, yo, Dave's still in the waiting room. Y'all have full access to all these amenities. Okay.

All right. Oh my God. Okay, I took one hit and now I'm gonna— I've been holding it for what, 10 seconds?

This is crazy. You're talking through like—

I'm talking. How long am I gonna hold this?

Stop shaking your foot. You're freaking me out.

6 seconds. 7. I feel it.

Yep.

I'm holding it. I'm holding it. I'm holding it. 7.

Deep down in your lungs?

Yeah, man. It's in my lungs, dog.

I mean—

This is a different perspective.

Okay.

One more?

Oh, you guys are going away?

Wait, one more? Are you good?

Oh my god. Fuck, you guys like, you guys like literally John started a fucking— Oh my god. This fucking sucks.

It's okay, you're good.

It's the worst.

It'll go away.

It's the worst. Don't do drugs, kids.

This guy sells a bad batch.

It's fucking terrible.

Is it like I described?

Yeah. Oh my God, Dave, we're gonna look like such losers. You're gonna be like, these two fucking guys, they couldn't even do DMT. Bro, Alex, you are a straight-up demon right now, bro. You look like fucking Skeletor. Do you know Skeletor? You're back? Yeah, you're like, Alex's face was like, "Rrrr." Really? Yeah.

Wow.

So it's kind of like it's just hallucinations, right?

Bro, mine was just like, I saw my eyelids. My eyelids were like all alive, like dancing with frogs. But like, it was my eyelids, but a million frogs. So now you're like, "Oh my God, this fucking frog's eating my brain." And then you're just like— Nothing good's going on. My heart hurts.

Yeah, probably because you're nervous.

Um, and, and it was just like, it just, it just wasn't fun the whole time.

I don't think we're doing— you did less than me in theory.

Yeah.

And, uh, I don't think we're doing enough. Alex, this is crazy. I wish this— I wish people saw us like actually taking us— taking these big hits.

Like, yeah, and I held mine in forever.

You did hold it in.

And I mean, I was— I fucking pulled on it. I know what you mean by not wanting to do it again.

No, that feeling you get over in like 10 minutes.

Oh, okay.

As I start talking more about it, I wanted to do it again. But yeah, initially it was just like, why am I doing this?

But you were still like— because you were still like communicating with us through it, which is kind of interesting.

I would assume that you would not be like Yeah, it means I didn't do it right. Oh, I think it's so scary that you pretty much— I pretty much was like, oh, that's it, it's done. It's so scary.

Okay, similar experiences.

So, Al, here you go.

This is so funny.

I mean, how long was I gone for? Like 2 minutes?

5 seconds?

It was very short.

Yeah, short, right?

A few minutes.

Yeah.

A few minutes or 5 seconds?

Well, like, you didn't talk for maybe 5 seconds, and then I was talking. You were talking fucking quick.

Oh, the worst.

But is it over?

Yeah, it's over, right? I think.

Okay, so, so the downside is—

yeah, that, that is the good point of it.

It's over.

It's just That's good. I feel fine now. Not fine.

There's no, there's no like, there's no lag.

I knew, I knew exactly, I knew that would happen to me because I, I'm not, I'm not like—

I think it's because we're not doing it properly. Al, you want to go take it for a spin?

No, I was gonna do it if Jason did it properly and it went well, but he kind of did the same thing you did, which makes me not want to because then I'm gonna try to go even harder and I don't know if doing it properly could be good or bad. Like, I was expecting to know that from Jason.

We only know improperly. Right, exactly. I thought I was gonna get the reading on proper from Jason.

I didn't even get to the waiting room.

Jay was stuck in traffic.

That's crazy.

Oh, fuck. Well, I think you have to keep hitting that shit till your literal fingers can't fucking touch the pen anymore.

Yeah, you both said that you didn't want to take another hit at a certain point, like, and you just want to feel what you were feeling. But I think it's that next hit which you don't want to take it because it seems like you guys are starting to like hallucinate. But you're supposed to like, when you take the hit, the way that they described it to me is you're out, like you're so gone.

Yeah, that's why I'm like The hits are like, everyone I think is like, yes. And then like, I think that's what it's gonna be like. That's what I imagine, right? It definitely feels like first one like makes everything like fuzzy.

Yeah.

Second one, you're really kind of gone. Third one, waiting room.

Harry Potter scene, you know, like, like Harry has to keep, um, feeding that water into his mouth and he's like, I don't want to, but you told me you have to, you have to.

I'm like, no, no, no, I don't remember. I'm just like Harry Potter, I have no idea.

No, the water scene, you know, like they're trying to destroy the Horcrux. The Horcrux. The Horcrux.

The hot dogs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it was Dumbledore.

Dumbledore. Dumbledore.

Oh yes, Dumbledore. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And when Dumbledore— when they were— it was when Harry and him were destroying the Horcrux, and Dumbledore was like, whatever you do, keep feeding it to me.

Oh yeah, okay.

I also think that we're not like degenerate drug users.

I was— that's what I was thinking about too. Yeah, I'm like, oh, this is like— yeah, it's— we gotta— you gotta like break yourself into this.

Yeah.

Wait, what do you mean you think?

Like, I've hung out with like druggies and like they do this shit no problem. And they, you know what I mean?

And they also like, it's to them, it's like, um, like they can like monitor it. They're like, I'm here now, I need more, I need more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They can adjust it as they go. I think someone that does it regularly, they know their limits of like, we've never done DMT, so like, yeah, I definitely didn't want to do a fourth hit.

Did someone say, can you take one more hit?

That was me.

That was you?

Because I was like, oh, I think he's where I'm at, so he's got to go past it.

Yeah, it's like you're coming from the command station. Jason, Jason, this is General Dobrik down in NASA 1 tower. We're speaking with you today. How you doing today? And we're going to need you to hit that vape pen one more time, big fella, if we really want to blast off.

Ah, fuck.

Now I wish I had listened to you.

And see, dude, we're going through the same shit.

We're going to the same thing.

No, further out of it, and I'm like, just put me back. Yeah, that's really weird.

It's really weird.

That's so funny.

Losers.

Wait, so you're totally fine now?

Totally fine.

Huh.

I mean, like, yeah, I'm so happy. It was nice.

He's like, I'm depressed. So he's back to normal. Uh, what?

Yeah, yeah, depressed. Let's back there. All right, I forgot. Oh, that was great until I remembered who I was.

Things are okay. I'm feeling like I'm killing— Jay, how you feeling? I feel like I want to kill myself. Things are back to normal.

Oh, fuck.

Okay, we gotta fucking end this thing with something good. To the audience, yeah, I know people are going to hear you go through it.

Yeah.

And they're not gonna know that you're— that you just took two big hits of DMT, right? Like, no one will know.

The money.

What?

Moaning, dude. All right, hold on. The— go for it.

The money.

Um, no, no, no, no, like even before that he was kind of talking.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh man, I'm excited.

Hello there, David. Welcome to the lobby. Did you come for the right reasons?

I'm back, bitch.

Oh, so you're trying to break through again, you and your stupid friend. Well, good luck. You're too much of a pussy to take that fourth hit. I know you are.

Oh my God, I'm scared.

Jason was just here, that fucking loser.

Would you like to watch me juggle now? Watch this. 3 balls, 4 balls, 5, 6 7, 8, 9 million balls in the air!

That's so good. That feels like I'm in my trip now.

Damn, my pants fell down.

Your pants fell down?

My tiny jester penis is out. You have to suck it. Oh my God, suck this little cock. No, suck it. No.

Um, uh, I think I kind of— turn the sink off!

Turn the sink off! I'm sucking a jester's cock!

I kind of want to, um, Jay, after seeing you come through it, I kind of want to do it again.

Oh my God, we're going to be here all night.

Okay, I'm just kidding. The beginning of what you just said, Jay, after, after seeing you do it I kind of want to do it again. I'm like, I'm so hyped right now. Okay, I know what to expect. I'm ready.

Okay.

All right. Or maybe not. I don't know.

I also just feel like we wouldn't be here if David just didn't have this dumb idea. And also, like, none of us have interest in this.

Do you know what I mean?

We all have interest.

No, we— I think we have.

We're not here because you asked us to be here, because—

well, yeah, I guess you have interest in it.

Yeah.

All right, dude, I can't decide. J, that's great.

You sounded different. I can't decide. Or maybe I'm still tripping.

Chase, get on fire.

He's looking at Alex.

Alex, put your socks back on.

J, what do you think?

Do you want me to be honest?

Yeah.

It's so stupid. Like, who cares? Even if you do go to the fucking Even if you get to see like Mars and the elves, it's like, what's gonna come out of it?

No, that's not true.

Okay, well, is something gonna open up inside of him? He's gonna be a better DJ or something like that? Or maybe—

I have no idea. You have no idea. We're in the fucking waiting room.

I'm also like—

Why are you hating from outside the club when you can't even get in?

Hey, your fat friend couldn't even get in here! Hey, fatso!

Would either of you guys want to try it?

Like, ever?

I think— listen, this is no pressure here, but you are the third person on this pod.

Involuntarily, yes.

Yes.

If you're ever going to do it, I would love to hear— to complete this pod, your perspective at the end would be really funny.

I know what will happen.

She'll do it.

N will get there.

Yeah, I think because she smokes weed and stuff, like, I feel degenerate drug abuse.

She's gonna—

she's gonna know how to get there. She just started with our first druggie.

Yeah, and not even— I wasn't even thinking that. I was just thinking like, N, N will just get the job done. Give it to me, you fucking—

give me this shit, you fucking losers.

Um, well Nap, please be the one, just so we have this capper with you. The View's getting all tries DMT on this episode. David, Jason, Natalie.

I'll feel really bad if it doesn't work on you because it's like, why then? But then again, I'm fine. Huh?

Yeah, once you said it was stupid, I was like, that was the most sold I've ever been. That's a great point.

It's stupid when you're out. But like, if you actually get it, could it be kind of cool?

I don't know.

Wait, what did you see? Like, did you see like what he was seeing?

I saw my eyelids and I saw the inside of my eyelids and the frogs and like, and like a kaleidoscope of like millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of frogs and like, and then just like, I think, but you didn't feel like anything?

There was no like purpose to it?

No.

Yeah, it was just like I've done mushrooms and had a really good time. It wasn't—

love mushrooms.

Yeah, but it wasn't that. I think I can finally poop. That's good news.

Great, sitting right next to you.

Yeah, so you guys are constipated, check out DMT.

What if I like poop myself?

It's not like that. You get through the waiting room with diarrhea and then you have to eat it one more time.

Oh shit, I knew this would happen if you came here.

Best let her through.

Let her through.

That's like, fuck you, bitches. She's got a bunch of poop in her pants.

All right guys, that's all the time we have for today's pod. Thank you for listening. Um, this has been, this has been a bucket list thing of mine to try off. I'm really glad I did it with my friends around me. And of course, we don't condone any of this. No, not do this.

No, I say never, ever, ever try it. Don't do it.

Yeah. And I will be trying it again in the future. Just FYI. I don't know. I don't know when or where, but—

Wyatt and Charlie, this is all AI. It's not a real pod. They're making pods about Daddy now. So good luck, Dave. Bye. Is that your name?

Yeah.