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My question is, listen, listen, hold on, you're very busy, right? You're very busy. Let's say you're the president.
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Oh, and I hate the fucking double standard that goes on around here.
What's the double standard?
Double standard? You're so nice to everybody. You give everybody a fucking pass but me all the time. Okay, fine, but even if I didn't shower, that wouldn't be a reason not to give me a Uh, the state treatment center.
My question is, listen, listen, hold on, you're very busy, right? You're very busy. Let's say you're the president.
Because I'm running over here to not do the podcast! I could have gone and showered, I could have had 2 hours where I was showering! I'm sitting here watching you snore!
Can I ask you a question? Why is it that Jason Nash Comedy Vlogs can't stand under a shower faucet and the president of the United States is fucking freshly cleaned every second he's out?
Because he doesn't have someone fucking telling him to come over and work when there isn't work to do! When you're sawing wood on the couch because you were out all night You're right, I'm a worse boss than every other world leader.