Nudes Leaked

What's up guys, welcome back to Views, the podcast where Jason doesn't believe that I'm going to go on a run tomorrow. Let this be known right here, tomorrow is the first day I'm going on a run every day that I have time to, every day where I feel like I'm in the mood to run from now on. What?

Yeah, it's going to happen.

Will you be in the mood?

Every day.

That voice you're hearing is Taylor, our second assistant, who's kind of sometimes hidden in the background. So maybe it spooked you when you heard her voice, but we gave her a mic today because she's going to participate.

Will you be in the mood tomorrow?

I'm going to be in the mood tomorrow. Yeah, I'm in the mood to run. There was like a weird person at the end of my street and it was kind of really scary. Jason went out to talk to him and I stayed back. And as Jason leaves to go to the end of the street, I'm not fucking kidding, a pack of coyotes crossed right by my car as I'm sitting in there towards Jason. And I was like, oh my God, I'm about to hear fucking screams. It was the funniest thing. I want to say pack. It was only 2 coyotes, but I know one could take him down. So it was enough for us.

Turns out they were fans too.

The Coyotes. All right, roll the intro music. What's up guys? So welcome back to Views. I'm David. That's Jason. This is the Views Podcast.

What's up guys?

I just got back.

Hey guys, Natalie here. She's over here too. Don't worry about me though. Keep going, Dave.

Well, we're the host and the co-host.

Well, what the fuck am I?

You're the assistant. What are you talking about?

Okay, sure. I'm just the assistant.

I mean, you are.

Would you like a different title? Let's get you a different title.

What title do you want?

I would love the title.

I was going to say, I think it's pretty cool how we all work together and we all get along.

You know what?

There's not too much ego around here.

That's great, Jason. Except for the fact that— So I was actually thinking about this the other day. I was like, what can my title evolve into? Because I've been an assistant for a little while now. What can I possibly be? The opportunity—

You have to work hard to evolve. That's the thing.

That's the catch.

That is the catch. And I am doing exactly that.

Can't evolve without working hard, right, Jay? You know that more than anybody. You want a new title? Well, fucking earn it. OK, sorry.

Queen of locking herself in her room.

All right, go. Queen of taking vacations. Guess what? Today, Natalie. Today, Natalie. Monday, first day of the week. First day of the week. I'm looking at her Instagram stories. She's out to lunch. She's at like a thrift store having fun. Her friend Sammy's in town. She just saw her a week ago in New York.

Okay.

It's just— okay, go. Sorry. What is your new title?

When your friends come to town, you do whatever the fuck you want. God forbid I take mine to lunch.

Because I'm CEO. I, of course I am. Guess what I am, David? What are you? What's your new title?

CFO. Chief of fucking— oh wait, no.

Shit, I fucked it up.

Chief of fucking—

ew.

Fuck, Natalie, that's gross.

So it is true about you and Todd.

That's what you're doing when you lock yourself in your room?

Oh, ah, fuck.

Chief of fucking.

Chief of fucking. That is— whatever you do with Todd is none of our business.

All right, relax with the Todd narrative, right?

Okay, sorry, Chief of Fucking.

Okay, you're on the line with David and his Chief of Fucking, Natalie.

All right, go.

C-O-F-E. Chief of Fucking Everything.

Okay, Chief of Fucking Everything.

All right, all right, all right.

Chief of Fucking Everything.

Well, whatever. That was close. Anyway, um—

What have you done that think makes you think that you're the chief of fucking everything? Exactly.

Oh my God, a lot.

Just because you yell at Jonah, it doesn't make you the chief of fucking everything.

That's one of the many hats I wear.

Yes.

Um, so speaking of, speaking of yelling at Jonah, so I had this whole trip planned to Dallas. Um, I was going there to speak, um, at like a convention basically. So I, a couple weeks before I got the offer for the convention, I was like, I would love to plan it. So I can come in the same day and leave the same. 'Cause every time I spend a night in like a city, I just lose a day 'cause I come back and I'm so tired. So that's how we did it. I was supposed to arrive Saturday morning and be out Saturday night and I'm home in my bed Saturday night. So I invited Jonah to come and I knew Jonah was gonna be late to the airport. So I called him an Uber myself. Like I put it in front of his house and I was like, "It is in front of your house. Go outside. It's there waiting for you." The Uber waited. A little over 9 minutes for this guy to come. And he was calling me, texting me, where are you? I was like, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming, and didn't show up. Uber canceled. Now I'm at the airport, we're really running out of time, and now I call him another Uber. So Jonah gets in that Uber and he arrives late to the airport, right? So now, now we're running through TSA and Jonah— Jonah's vlogging like as he's going through TSA, like he's vlogging this like stupid He's vlogging like how his bags are going through the thing. I'm like, where the fuck are you even going to use this? Like, you're just vlogging random shit. Like, just get through TSA. Let's get on the plane. And then, and then we get through TSA and I'm like, Jonah, we have to run to our gate right now. We're going to be late. But one of his shoes, I guess he didn't put in the box and is stuck in the TSA machine where like the X-ray machine. So he's looking for his fucking left shoe. So this is like 10 seconds passed by over the, over the intercom. I hear, Flight to Dallas. We're looking for the last 3 passengers, right? This is like fucking it. It's go time. So we're sprinting down, we're sprinting down. Jonah, Jonah finally has his shoe on. We're sprinting down. We miss it by fucking literally 3 seconds. They close the door. They're like, we can't do anything about it. The door shut. And this is bad because I have agreed to go to this convention and it isn't like the David Dobrik Show. This is like I'm part of like a big conference where other people are speaking. So I'm like part of like a schedule where I have to go and it's the last flight.

Out that will get you there at the appropriate time.

It's the last flight out. So I'm like, okay, I'm booking a private plane. I'm using all the money that I'm gonna make at the show on this private plane. I just need to get there because I don't want to be an asshole that misses this event. So we couldn't get the private plane. And now keep in mind, this is all because of Jonah now that I'm losing. I have lost a little over— private plane would be around $25,000. Because his shoe got stuck in the TSA and he couldn't get in the first Uber, I have now lost $25,000 because I have to book this private plane. So I booked this private plane. And so then turns out there's no private planes available that will get us out in time. We're at Burbank Airport. So we call LAX and they have seats left on one of their last flights going to Dallas for the time that we would need. So I'm like, fuck it, let's get on this one. Now the people at the convention, at the conference are nice enough. They're like, okay, we're gonna push back your part of the show till later. So I'm like, thank you so much. But now I'm staying at the conference. Like now I'm gonna stay overnight. So—

Right, you can't get a flight out anymore.

Can't get a flight out anymore. So I'm staying overnight. So Jonah screwed up my day. Like, that's gone. But luckily, I didn't have to pay for the private plane. I have, I got a regular flight from LAX. And now I vowed to myself, I'm like, okay, all the money I make from the show, I'm gonna give to somebody at the show because it's not even my money anymore 'cause I missed the show. Like, I messed up the schedule. Like, it's not, I already voted it out. Like, it's not my money. And then we get to LAX and we're going through TSA. Jonah's lagging behind me once again. And Jonah gives the guy his ID. And they go, do you have another ID? And I go, oh my God, what's wrong? And he goes, this is expired. I was like, when did it expire? He goes, in 2016.

Oh man.

And Jonah doesn't have a debit card or any kind of second identification on him, so he can't get on the flight and he doesn't come with us and he has to go back home in an Uber and he's ruined our entire day. Cost me so much time and money. And he's back home eating kebabs. I was so furious.

Going to cryo.

Going to cryo.

Yeah, going to cryo. He went to cryotherapy with Jonah. Jeff, and I got so angry when I saw that Insta story with his— and then he got fucking drunk. He called me drunk. He's like, we're having the best time over here in LA.

I know he did. We were hanging out Saturday night and he got drunk and he was like, he's like, yo, let's call Dave. Let's call Dave. And I was like, no, do not call Dave. Do not.

Yeah, let's call Dave.

Tell him what a good time we're having. I'm like, do not call Dave right now, please. That's the last thing he wants to hear. He's at some gig.

He's like, yo, guess what I did? I was like, what? What did you do? What could you possibly have done? That you're calling me about? And he goes, I got drunk. I never drink. I'm having such a good time.

I know.

I go, Jonah, you fucked me over this entire night. But I think everything happens for a reason, right? The reason for this was after the show, we met this guy. He's, he's DACA, just like I am. And his— this girl he really liked was also DACA. And he told me basically she's going through— I wouldn't say a tough time, but she's working really hard. She has 3 jobs. She has a kid. Her mother just got a perfect person to give something to. She's like the perfect candidate for some help. Yeah, so that's the, that's the girl we decided to go give the money from the show to. And, and it was so interesting because I would have never met her if I would have had to go on, if I would have had to get back on the flight.

You're proud of Jonah, you're happy.

So this time it worked out.

Jonah did you a favor.

Jonah being an idiot helped out this girl in Dallas. So thank you, Jonah, for for helping out that girl. And, um, yeah, I think, I think it was all worth it in the end. And while we were in Dallas, we were just having like the roughest day. Like everything was so horrible because we're going from flight to flight. Uh, we got in our Uber and our fucking Uber got in a car accident. I was hit on my side of the car. Never been in an accident. I've never been in an accident in an Uber either. And like, it was, it was an intersection and it was like a stop sign and my Uber and the other person were going at the same time and I reach for my camera because I was like, this guy's going to hit us. And then he stops and I put my camera back down. And then I think they both start going at the same time again and they hit each other at like maybe 6 miles per hour, like just enough to like crack the front of the car, but not enough to deploy the airbag. I was so scared. I was like, this airbag is going to fucking whack me in the face. Yes, we got in a car accident and then yeah, that's about it.

My first thought was, oh my God, not David's face.

Matt Davis. Taylor almost jumped in.

I got up and I looked in the front and I looked at him and I was like, oh, thank God.

Taylor had a rough day.

This is not a model.

Yeah, I'm not a model. Not the face. Not that beautiful, precious face. Oh, and then the guy— and then the guy that hit us, we sat in the car for a little bit, and the guy that hit us, like, as we're walking out because we called another Uber because ours was taking insurance information, the guy that hit us goes, 'Are you David Dobrik?' Oh my God, such a funny thing that he's like— that he hit us and he— and he is familiar with me. But, um, this was Taylor's first time like going out to like any of my jobs, which I don't know if like that's unfortunate for Taylor or that's unfortunate for me if Taylor was the cause of all this.

Miss, uh—

No, I was not.

What did you think? First time going out and like actually vlogging and like— because you're, you're usually— you do like all this, like all your work from inside the house, right? So how was it? How was it traveling? Was it different?

Um, It's pretty much what I expected. I mean, this— I feel like this time was very chaotic, and, you know, there was a lot of things that could have gone a lot better.

It sounds like she's being interviewed, like a post-game interview. I mean, there's definitely things that could have gone better. No, but we played our heart out out there. Thank you, Dallas.

There was just so many bad things that happened that were just like, what is going on? To where it was funny. Yeah, it made it more enjoyable. It's like, what's next? Like you were just waiting for something else to happen.

It could have been worse, but it was fun. Oh, and the best part was, the best part was when we booked, Natalie booked our flights to LAX, right?

Right.

And she booked me and Taylor first and there was no first class seats left or whatever. So she put us in economy, whatever. And then when she was booking Jonah's flight, she's like, oh, a first class seat opened up. So I'm gonna, I'm just going to book Jonah in first class and you just take a seat when you get on the flight. I was like, okay, cool. Sounds good. Cause I'm paying for all the seats. So whatever, I'll take the first class, but we couldn't even take the first class seat. Because the seat that was— he didn't get through. He didn't get through.

Wow.

So we lost money on the best seat. Oh my God, no. On the plane. Yeah, because Jonah didn't make it.

Fucking idiot.

It was crazy. It was like everything that— and I kept calling Zane and Carly and updating them on like how I was just laughing because I was like, this cannot get any worse. Um, Jonah was just screwing up on all levels.

A lot of flu's been going around lately.

Yeah, I caught the flu the other day. That's why Taylor had to go on the trip.

I had to stay back, and Natalie got sick. She has the flu. And David instructed Carly and I to not even walk by your room, to not even come into the house, but to go through the backyard and enter through his bedroom. And I was like, I think you're a little— being a little too dramatic, a little dramatic about it.

I also don't know if Natalie's fucking faking it or not. Did you actually have the flu?

100%.

It's so weird because she said she had the flu. That's why she couldn't go to Dallas. Yeah. Then we got back and all of a sudden She was fine. The flu's gone.

I can't explain to you, like, how insane, like, how distraught I was the whole day you guys were gone. And you kept calling me with all these fucking issues, and I was like, goddamn it, like, I just, I need to, like, just sit here.

And then all of a sudden when we got back, you just bounced back?

Well, because I was on— I got medication in the morning.

So how was your Valentine's Day, Nat?

You spent some time with your mom?

Why did you say it like, like she did something naughty?

Yeah.

So how was your Valentine's Day?

Because I'm trying—

like, she's fucking cheating.

I'm trying to see if she's gonna give us any details about maybe what did you do on Valentine's Day.

I don't know, was I not here?

I don't know.

I was here, I was hanging out with all of you. Um, I had a song written about me on Valentine's Day.

Oh yeah, I heard. Yeah, how was it? Um, um, is that flattering? No one's ever written a song about me.

No, you know, it's low-key been like a, like a like a long-term dream of mine to have like a song written about me.

It was pretty nice. Oh yeah, that turned out actually pretty good.

Song was great. I think that that's probably one of my fantasies, is to like— that would be great if you like dated like a singer-songwriter that would write music about you. Yeah, that would be cool.

Like Chris Martin wrote a lot of songs about Gwyneth Paltrow, and like, you know it.

And it's just like— which ones?

Yellow?

No, no, he wasn't with her yet.

Um, no, but it's just fun. Like, it's just fun to know like, oh, that's about me. Like, that person— like, I moved that person enough and made emotional enough. They thought that they could like write something about me.

Do you put the song on when you're alone in your car and listen to it? Have you done that yet?

I have once, yes, when it came out, because I was trying to learn the words.

I think Taylor should— you know, I'm, I'm on some dating apps. Sure. I think— oh my God, I think Taylor should run my dating apps. Jason and I were talking about this earlier, and just the thought of it's so funny.

Hi, my name is Taylor. Congratulations, you're one of the 50 women that David is talking to. You've made the cut. I will be, uh, I will be corresponding with you here. That'd be a really fun job, running his dating apps.

I'm looking forward to every day I'm gonna be checking all of these different girls. But trust me, it— you gotta have something impressive in there to get by.

Taylor knows the top 50. Taylor knows my type, so it's really—

yeah, I sure do.

I sure do. I fucking hate my job, but I do. I definitely know.

Cloud chasers. Taylor, Taylor's the absolute best, man. I'll tell you, I have never seen somebody just so ready for anything and so happy to do anything. I've heard some requests around this house that are just absolutely fucking so crazy.

Today I told her to get me 10 ChapSticks.

What did you say to her?

Well, no, today I told her to get me a hummingbird smoothie, but she told me at first she only heard hummingbird, so she thought she has to go find me a bird. But hummingbird smoothie is a smoothie from Robex. It's like, it's like peach and pineapple. I was I was like, please come back with a fucking bird. Because when I sent it, I was like, oh, I think she's gonna listen to this and think, oh, she needs to buy a bird.

No, I literally did.

And I was— and I was already— I was already in my head thinking, like, I already literally imagined, like, me going to Natalie's room. Natalie's on her bed, and I'm like, look what Taylor brought me, like, in a cage.

That was the first word that I saw. Like, I read the entire text and it just said hummingbird. And I was like, I'm gonna find the pet store. Where's the pet store? Like, I literally was gonna go, hummingbird.

The other day we were doing this bit where this soccer guy kicked the soccer ball into like a trash can. And I told her, go get me a trash can. Give me a trash can from like Home Depot or whatever they were kicking into. And I get a call from Natalie and Natalie goes, Taylor just locked her keys in the car. She's at Home Depot. And I'm like, okay, that's fine. Just tell her to Uber here with the trash can. And Natalie goes, no, no, no, she locked her phone, her wallet. And the trash can and the keys inside the car, so she can't even go get a new one.

Wait a second, I had my phone to call and let you guys know that everything else was locked inside.

Oh yeah, her phone— sorry, her phone wasn't locked in, but her wallet and the trash can was locked.

And this isn't the first time, this has happened like 3 times.

What I would do to be there just from like far away, like watching it through binoculars, just seeing her reaction when she— yeah, how did you feel when you were embarrassed?

I went inside.

I saw Dima had to come to rescue you. You showed up at Shadow Ranch with Dima. And I was like, oh, Dima had to save the day.

I don't know who else would have came and got me from Home Depot, but I, I do have friends at Home Depot because sometimes I need their assistance.

Sure, sure.

Um, but yeah, I walked in and I ran to like aisle like 8, wherever they told me this pump was, and I was like, okay, I'm gonna go get the pump. And then I realized I didn't have my wallet because my wallet's attached to my keys. So then I just started like asking random people for help, and I'm not lying, I literally cried to two different people. Like, I started tearing up. I was like, I need to get this trash can out of my car.

Oh my God. Yeah, I'm glad you got there.

But you know what, you, you do— you've done such a good job that when stuff like that happens, you have such goodwill. So that's a lesson for anybody out there. If you can, if you can do a really, really, really good job, when you mess up, people are like, oh, Yeah, but I can do better.

I can improve.

You're also tired from Dallas.

I was tired.

We'll give you that. Susie's here, everybody.

I'm gonna be honest, I'm not, I'm not a fan of working out.

Oh, I know.

And, and the two days in, you're done. And it's starting to piss me off because I, I've, I've had like these like workout phases where like I'll give it like a month where I'll like seriously work out. Yeah. And everyone always tells me, you got to give it some time and then you'll fall in love with it. I fucking hate that. That's so incorrect. I think people are different. I think I just don't like working out, period. Like, I've never heard that. Like, you've never— I've never given anyone a candy bar and it's like a blue raspberry Airhead and I was like, don't worry, eat this every day for 30 days and you're gonna love— on the 30th day, you're gonna start loving this candy bar.

I agree with him so hard.

Susie's here too on the podcast. Like, I don't know, am I, am I wrong? I just think it's crazy.

What about when you played tennis in high school?

That's what I'm saying. I, I like, like, games. I like competitive games. I love being active.

But you were definitely in shape when you were playing tennis.

Sure.

No, I like competitive games and I I just don't like, like, lifting weights. I don't like going on runs. Runs feel so pointless to me. They're just like— it just doesn't make any sense to me. Like, there's no competitive edge to it.

You didn't feel stronger today than yesterday with the two runs?

No. And you know what it is? It's like I run and then I just eat so much more. Like, so much more. Really putting so much more shit into my body. Like, Taylor, you can tell, is my assistant.

He eats 10 times more and it makes my life 10 times more busy and harder.

Way harder.

I go to the grocery store 3 more times.

Yeah, it's like not even— and I eat like unhealthy and like when I eat healthy, my body's like not fulfilled and needs like something like gross in it. So I'll go like and get like chips and I'll eat potato chips and I never eat potato chips. No. And I just ate— I just had steak and like tomatoes and potatoes.

You're still hungry?

Starving. I'm starving.

You would not be starving if you didn't work out?

Yes, I would not be this hungry. I have like been literally everything I see, I just eat. Like I'm going into like— I don't even like snack that much on the candy.

Yeah, I heard you ran 0.25 miles.

Yeah.

Yeah. You know what? I mean? No, it wasn't far. I ran like a mile and a half, but it was running, so it was all like escalated.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that was good.

Running up a fucking mountain. Well, what do you think, Carly?

I mean, I'm the same way. I hate working out.

Yeah. Okay. I don't get it.

But you—

it seems like you need something that's competitive.

I had a personal trainer and his whole thing was all my clients, by the time they're done with me, they fall in love with working out. 3 weeks in, he quit. So do I break his statistic or like what? I just, I cannot ever, like even when I'm seeing like improvements in my body, I'll just go, I don't care. Like I'll just go like, this is so stupid. Like is this the, if it's not bringing me enjoyment, I do not want to do it. That's why I want, I really want like a basketball court. Like there's in LA, it's so weird. There's not just basketball, like there's not like a park district you can go to and play indoor basketball. Like it's not like, like in the suburbs of like where I'm from, it's like if you want to go play basketball, you pay $5 and you get into a gym and everyone, everyone can play. But like here it's impossible to find a game. But that's what I want to work out as. I don't know, my working out just does not work.

I'm sorry. Why don't you get a Peloton bike and put it right in your room?

No, I tried that. Remember I bought a treadmill and I put it right in the living room?

Oh yeah.

Yeah, that didn't work either. I thought I was like so excited.

I have it for stunts instead.

And I use it for the vlog.

So it did work in a way.

Yeah, I'm happy I bought it, but I don't know, I just don't get it. I don't get it.

I think when you get older, you'll realize the value in it. I think right now you're like, I know the value in it.

I'm like, I'm trying my hardest to like work out.

You're not feeling the value in it. You're just not.

Oh, not feeling the value. So don't.

Do you time your runs?

No, I don't time them.

Because would it help if you timed it and then you compete with yourself? So every time you try to—

Yeah, I used to, I used to time them when I would go like on like, yeah, when I would go for runs around the block, I would. But I'm so out of shape now that I don't even want to look at the time because completing a mile for me, like in Runyon where it's hilly, is like, fuck, it's a battle. It's a battle. Yeah.

Do you worry about your health?

Yeah, all the time.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's like, I'm such a hypochondriac. So like, I'm like so scared that I'm gonna like get something because I'm just eating like shit and I eat so bad. And I don't know, I've been—

I don't think you eat that bad.

No, I do. I don't know.

Recently I haven't seen anything.

It's like hidden. Like you don't see it. Like you'll be like vlogging and I'll go over there so fast and I'll, yeah, I'll go eat like a bag of Funyuns and you won't even know what happened. I'm like the Flash when it comes to food.

You're not like Natalie who eats out in the open.

No, no.

While you're in the middle of a bit.

No, I'm like, I'm a closeted, uh, snacker. So like you'll, you'll, you'll be here in the living room and then all of a sudden you'll see a, a bag of chips, like a chip bag. Bag floating in the kitchen. And that's just because I was just done with it and I ran back into the living room and it's still just landing on its descent down back to the ground. No, I'm a big time snacker, guys. We're here with our friend Susie. She's Armenian. So shout out to the Armenians. Armenian people are just so, so fun and they love— the best part about Armenian people is how much they love being Armenian. I don't think they're— yes, it is. I don't think there is a race or a group of human beings that are more proud to be what they are than Armenians.

I mean, every time today we were there was some business going on in Glendale, and this kid was acting like a jackass with his car. And then Susie went over and had a conversation with this older Armenian man, and I felt like we were in another country. Yeah, Susie handled it.

She was like, no, Susie first went up to him and was like, and was like, hey, you see those kids being assholes? And he's like, yeah, should I call the police? And then all of a sudden, like, Susie's, like, Armenian radar kicks in, and then she goes, and he goes, and he goes, and like, all of a sudden, like, fucking, they're both speaking Armenian. That's the craziest part about about Glendale where Susie lives is everybody's Armenian. It's like being in the fucking country. And I don't like— I don't meet people as proud of who they are as Armenians. Like, I'll be driving down the street and someone will go, David, I love your videos. I go, thank you. And they'll go, I'm Armenian. I'm like, fuck yeah, dude. Armenians love to be Armenian.

You know what? It's crazy. The Kardashians love to be Armenian too.

Yeah. I mean, they love it.

They They tell everybody, they're like, I'm Armenian. You know the song, and I'm proud to be an American? That was written by the Armenians. I'm just kidding.

Yeah. Oh, and that's another thing. Another thing I noticed about Armenians is like their own jokes. Another thing I noticed about Armenians is we can be like at dinner at Susie's house and it'll— there'll be like a block of cheese and Susie's mom will go, this is Armenian cheese. And everything that they have in the, in the refrigerator is Armenian. It could be a fucking can of Coke and she'll be like, this is Armenian Coke. Yeah, they're like, they like, they basically like anything they touch belongs to Armenia now.

This is Armenian Coke. It's same as American Coke, but it's from Armenia.

So Armenia from Armenia. No, it's really just— Susie, is it true that your house burnt down?

Yeah. So what happened? This happened maybe like 10 years ago.

Okay.

And it was maybe like 3 o'clock in the morning and the glass, which all we heard was like glass cracking.

Cracking.

Oh my God.

And my brother Nick— Jonah— yeah, literally ran out with a knife. He thought that there was gunshots on my street, hoping that he's gonna save someone's life.

Yeah. And then he tried putting the fire out with a knife?

No, he ran out and he saw the big fire that was happening. You actually want to know something?

Yeah, this is a podcast. I'd love to. It's the whole point of this.

You should call my family out on it. They woke everybody up in the house that the fire was burning but me.

I heard about this.

Yeah, they didn't wake me up. How did you wake I just woke up on my own because they were frantic and yelling around.

Oh, wow.

And it's crazy because it was literally— this happened maybe about 10 years ago. It was— it literally happened the week before I started my first year of high school.

Okay. How did the fire start?

We're not sure, but they have a theory. The firefighter people have a theory that a woman upstairs, she left a teapot on the stove and she was— I guess she fell asleep because she had like a night shift and your entire house burnt down. Um, well, her house burnt down and then, um, like all the liquid, all the water that they did to take out the fire, it went into our— into our house.

Oh, so your house was ruined?

Everything? Yeah.

Did you guys have to move?

Yeah, so we moved to the place where we live right now. Oh my God, years ago.

Were you— what did you guys stay in a home?

No, no, for a week at 3 in the morning we were literally stuck on the street. Like, I remember it was so scary because from like 3 AM to like 7 AM we were literally just sitting in the car. How was it watching the house burn?

Was everybody screaming?

We were just scared. Me and Vardhan, I remember we were crying. And I remember this clearly. He literally looked over at me. He's like, we're homeless now. Yeah. And then it was so sad. Like, we started like—

why are you smiling?

No, I mean, it's like Drake started from the bottom. Now we're here.

Sure.

House burnt down. Now we're here.

House burnt down. Now we're here. No, but that's nice.

So no one got hurt?

No one got hurt. No, thankfully.

Another fun fact about Susie. Sorry, I don't mean to cut you off about talking about your house burning down, but Susie loves, loves to receive— David, she loves receiving compliments.

You could be at a funeral. Yeah, someone could have died and someone in the middle of the speech could be like, Mike was a great man. And Susie would be like, what did he think about me? That's exactly it.

He's all right, guys.

And also, please take your headphones off if you're fucking listening to Susie's laugh. It may have shattered your ears. And then there was another thing. We were in the car the other day and I think Aaron or somebody was—

Coachella.

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, we invited Suzy to Coachella and Suzy kind of found out in the car and she was so excited. She's like, oh my God, I'm going to Coachella with everybody. And she goes, so tell me exactly how you guys first decided to invite me to go to Coachella.

Well, we all put our robes on, our vlog squad robes.

You know what, Suzy wanted us to describe, So like, who brought me up? And like, how did everyone react? Like, does everyone like the idea of me going to Coachella?

You want to know something? What? Something I really— since I'm on all your guys' podcasts, I think that I need to tell you guys something. I have to come clean.

Yes.

So we've known each other for about like 3, 4 years now, right?

Correct.

Yeah.

Um, every once in a while I always ask myself, and I can't imagine— every once in a while I always ask myself, am I a part of the vlog squad?

Yeah, you're definitely a part of our group, Susie. You don't have to say vlog squad ever again, but you're definitely— you're part of our friend group.

Thank you so much for welcoming me.

Of course.

Carly thought her dad was dead once.

Oh yeah, they—

yeah, you thought your dad was dead?

Yeah, they said on the radio that he was dead.

Wait, what?

Yeah, I never told you the story.

No. What?

So my dad's a fire— well, my dad's retired, but he was a firefighter and he was supposed to go to this building that was burning down.

Sure.

And he instead, he got called to this airplane where this obese guy could not get off the plane. So he had to stay there and like help this guy get off.

What do you mean he could not get off the plane?

I don't really know, honestly.

He couldn't fit through the doors.

Maybe, maybe he was stuck on the seat.

Okay. Stuck in the seat.

Maybe.

Yeah, I don't really know.

Sure.

Yeah, it doesn't matter. So he was like stuck at the airport trying to get this guy out of the plane. So my dad's name is John. A different John went to this house that was burning down, and he ended up dying. Oh my God, they said it on the radio, but they said my dad's name because they have the same first name. And I hate telling the story because I don't really know what happened after that because I was so young, but I just remember my mom and I thought he died.

Oh my God, they said you're dead.

They said—

they said John and Contro.

Oh yeah, my God. Yeah, and it was a complete flub. Yeah, because we're listening to the radio.

I get— I—

that's why I hate it. I don't really know.

Sure. Maybe, maybe someone called your mom and was like, yeah, they just heard it on the radio or something. That's— oh, you don't remember like your reaction to it at all or anything?

I feel like I was just too young to understand what was going on.

Oh my God.

Better now that your dad isn't a firefighter.

Yes, but he also retired. I was like in high school when he retired, so I feel like I wasn't old enough to realize how dangerous that job is.

Really dangerous job.

Yeah. Crazy, crazy dangerous.

Yeah.

Anything could happen.

Like, I can't believe people do that or are cops.

We'd love a life-saving man.

Thank you, Susie.

Susie used to drive for Lyft. Any good stories from that?

Oh yeah, used to. Doesn't she still drive for Lyft? No, you gave up.

First of all, how much money can you make driving for Lyft?

Very little.

Really?

So bad.

Give me an idea.

It's so bad.

Like, okay, hold on. Were you a Lyft driver that would like talk to people?

Yeah, all the time.

Oh, forget it. No wonder you made no money.

Of course you didn't get big.

Nobody wants to talk.

No, no, no, I would know if— I would know if they wanted—

Oh my God, David, this is hitting me like a pile of bricks. I am imagining not knowing Susie, getting in the car, having a really tired day, and I imagine being like, so what's your name?

No, no, just kidding, it says your name right here. Hi, Adam!

No, no, no, it—

it—

no, you guys are laughing at me, but I, I got crazy tips.

Oh, you did?

I got crazy.

No, I, I— like, you had a good radar for when people wanted to talk and people didn't?

All the time. Yeah, like I, I used to get— I, I used to get like bad people. This is so weird telling you guys I used to do that, but, um, it's, it's crazy. Like, it's just a regular job that people do. Like, give me an example of like a good tip. Yeah, like people would give— like, I would— one time I dropped off this girl and she was literally 3 minutes away and she just gave me like a $20 tip just because in that 3 minutes, like, I just made her happy. She just gave me like a $20 cash tip.

What was the craziest story that you got— you, you had from Lyft driving?

I— this guy yelled at me because he wanted to meet a speed to the airport, and it was like— it was like 5 PM.

I can't fucking imagine that, being an Uber driver when someone has to get to the airport.

You know what's crazy? It was— it was like around like 5 PM, and this girl, I had dropped her off literally like right before him, and I— I had dropped her off, and she literally told me, she's like, can you please wait with me because I don't want to go out on the street by myself while I find my keys? And I said, okay, sure. And the way that Lyft works is that sometimes they literally add a ride to your, uh, yeah, right after you stop. Yeah. And like, it's not like I accept it, and I'm literally like around the block from— I literally, I was literally 2 minutes away, right? And he called me, like, he literally called me 3 times asking me where I am. And right whenever he got in the car, he started yelling at me, and I couldn't say anything.

What was he yelling at you? What was he saying? What was he yelling at you like?

He was yelling at me. He's like, you have to drive faster! Why were you so late? Um, I was— I've been waiting out here for almost 5 minutes, but it was only 2 minutes. He's like— and then, uh, I, I stayed quiet and I put some music on. He started yelling at me to put the music down, and then I put AC on. He told me to turn the AC off. Oh my God, that is so hot in the car. And the entire 1-hour car ride.

Did he give you a tip?

No, no, no, no tip.

Madison Beer is also here in the studio. Hi. AKA my living room studio. Um, Madison, guys, first of all, Madison is big pop singer, one of the hottest women in the world.

Wow, thank you.

Thank you so much. I just wanted to know— I actually don't have a single question for you, but I was just— great, it's just nice to see you.

Amazing.

Jake, come on, chime in, I'm getting nervous.

Madison, thank you for gracing us with your presence today.

Of course.

It is not often that you allow us to film you. I'm quite surprised that you're here.

Okay, you've been doing this for like a long time, right? How long have you been been even doing like the music thing for?

Since I was— I mean, I've been singing my whole life, but I got signed when I was 12.

And you're 17 now, you've been doing it for 5 years. How old are you now?

Just turned 15. No, I'm 21.

21. Okay, so you've been doing quite a while. And when you started, um, who— who— Justin found you? Okay, Justin Bieber found me. That's crazy.

You know all these answers.

I don't. Where did he find you?

That's so cool.

I love it.

No, yeah, uh, Justin found me on YouTube singing covers.

Okay, what is that?

What Usher did to Justin, Justin did.

That's crazy.

What was the COVID that won Justin?

At Last by Etta James.

Oh my god, my sister sung that at my wedding.

And where were you when you got the call?

It's kind of hard to explain it. I met Scooter first, and it was more like Scooter wanted to sign me, and then the Justin bone was kind of thrown in, like, and also Justin wants to make you his artist, which was obviously very exciting for a 12-year-old, 13-year-old girl. But I remember, like, when everything kind of got announced to the public, I was in my room with my best friend from home, Nicole, and Good Morning America knocked on my front door. My mom was literally like, guys, hide. She was freaking out. And we literally were just talking about this the other day. She's like, remember when Good Morning America came to your door to try to get an interview from you? The day— because Justin had tweeted about me and was like, this girl's going to be a star. And he tweeted one of my YouTube videos. And this is when Twitter was also like the biggest social media platform. So that was like the biggest deal.

Sure. One tweet and Good Morning America's at your door, literally knocking at my door.

And my mom was freaking out. She was like in her robe, like, how'd they find our address? She was freaking out. So So that was—

how is that even— they don't do that anymore, right?

No, knock on your door.

Yeah, sure.

Literally came to my front door.

I mean, that's only if you've like murdered somebody and they want an interview, right? That's not like if somebody tweets about you.

Yeah, it was crazy.

I'm gonna tweet about you tomorrow.

It was right when like Instagram—

yo, Jason's next stop.

Jason's the next pop star.

Jason, just sit by your door, see if anybody shows up.

Okay, I'll wait all day.

And then, okay, and then what was it— what was the feeling like when the whole thing kicked off? Was it— I can't imagine being 12 or 13 years old.

I mean, it was really surreal. I feel like it's not something that any 12-year-old ever expects, obviously, you know.

Did you, did you have a crush on Justin?

Of course.

He was my lock screen the day I met Scooter and my ringtone. And the day I met Scooter, he played Boyfriend for me and he was like, this is Justin's next single. And I was dying. And I went to school and I told everyone. Everyone was like, Madison's so full of shit. Everyone thought I was such a liar. And then it all came out.

Were you a lot more popular in school because you knew Justin, or did people—

Honestly, no. I was so bullied. People, people just didn't really believe it, so they would just attack me and say that I was a liar.

And what's your— what's your craziest celebrity encounter?

I was pretty starstruck when I met Suzy.

Suzy, you know, you know who I saw the other day?

Oh, don't tell me.

A week ago, Jesse Eisenberg.

You're completely lying, dude.

Oh my God, I made eye contact with him.

Yeah, she was there too.

I made eye contact with him.

He was giving a speech at the school I was making a speech— giving a speech at.

Wrong with you? Why would you not tell me this?

I wanted to do something. I didn't get a chance to talk to him, but I wanted to, like, get a video saying, like, hi, Madison. Do you, like, really like him?

I'm obsessed with him. That makes me so upset.

Oh my God.

I can find them.

Literally all it was was we were both like, now when you see Matthew Gray Gubler.

Matthew Gray. I don't know. I don't know who that is.

Where?

Why does everyone see him? He's from Criminal Minds. He plays Dr. Spencer Reid on Criminal Minds and he's—

Oh yeah, he's like top notch. You have a weird taste in guys. You look like nerdy dudes.

No, but Jesse Eisenberg looked really cool.

She does. She's just like, she likes nerdy guys.

Does she? Yes, that's funny. Yeah, it's why do you like nerdy guys? Is your dad a nerd?

Because he's the opposite of a nerd. Maybe that's why I like—

I think it's because if you've gotten like— she also dated like— she did— you dated Jack Linksky, which undoubtedly is one of them.

Jack?

Yeah, one of the, one of the hottest guys in the world. So I feel like, I feel like once you like date the hottest guy in the world, where do you go? You got to go backwards, right? You got to go to the bottom and you date—

maybe she just dates for personality. She doesn't care about—

no, no, that's what I mean too. Sorry. Yeah, by nerdy I mean good personality. Yeah, I know it sounds negative. But like, that's what I mean.

There's definitely also like a negative connotation when a girl's like, I like guys for their personality. Everyone's like, oh, shut up. But like, I genuinely—

no, Madison genuinely loves people for the person. It's so interesting. And like, the reason I'm so hot for ugly guys, it's very exciting.

Madison Beer would look at a nerd. That's just so awesome.

That's why I'm saying— that's why it's so interesting with Madison is because she's a super beautiful girl. So then when you— when you have like—

when you hear her that she's into, you know, yeah, the, the guy who plays the trumpet really well, you're like, okay, I'll pay Madison a compliment that a lot of people don't know about her, but she's actually really well-versed in all— every YouTube comedy video that's out there. So we'll literally talk about ideas and Madison will be like, nope, so-and-so did it. Yeah, like, oh cool.

No, she's really into like the comedy space.

Like, yeah, yeah, really into the comedy space. And you wouldn't think so.

Yeah, yeah, she loves— she like masturbates to Rick and Morty. Yeah, I've been a fan of Madison for a while, you know, being a young boy myself who had hormones Madison was one of my favorites.

When did Madison Beer get on your radar? How old were you?

I don't know. When did you get on people's radar?

2013.

So I was—

I would say like 2014, '15.

I was like a sophomore or junior in high school when I was like, wow, Madison Beer, that's the woman, right? So there was, there was a day where, where her nudes leaked, but they weren't your nudes, so I feel like I can talk about it.

Sure.

There was like—

here's the real story. There's two videos that came out. There was one of a girl virtually fingering herself on a bed that was not me, and then there was another one that was me, but it was literally— there was no nudity was even involved. It was like me in a bra, basically. And these videos came out together of people being like, oh, look, it's Madison Beer. And I was like, wait, hold on, that one's not. But I knew the other one was. So I just publicly was like, yo, those are not me.

Oh, right.

Because what am I going to do? Be like, well, that one is, but that one's not, right? No, they're not me. And I was also 15 at the time, traumatized and not really wanting my naked body on social media. So anyway, back to your story.

The video I saw wasn't her, but in my mind it was. A 15-year-old me was like, that's her.

Many of my friends told me, David, it is confirmed, that is not Madison.

I was like, you're wrong. The tissues in my room say otherwise. Then this is what happens. Um, those— that video leaked that wasn't actually her, and I tweet, I tweet out, I tweet out @Madison. This is when I was— had like 3,000 followers on Vine, right? I was not doing social media. I tweet out, I was like, can we stop getting mad at this video and just appreciate how beautiful Madison Beer is? And I tweeted it at her.

And she saw it and she followed me because, yeah, which I have no recollection of, which is so unfortunate.

Of course not, because I was one of 10,000 people that was tweeting about this video.

Oh, this guy's so nice, like supporting me during such a hard time. Yeah, so she followed me and then fast forward like 3, 4, 5 years later, I ran into her at like, well, my friends were watching his videos and I was like, every single day all I hear is doo doo doo doo doo, and I'm like, what is this? And I one day was like, I have to know what this is. And I was on their couch and they were like, yo, this is David Dobrik's vlogs. You never watched a David Dobrik vlog? And I was like I was like, no, what? And in my head, like, vlogging was always kind of like a joke. Like, people would be like, oh, let's make a vlog. And I'm like, it's not a real thing. So when they said he makes vlogs, I was like, what do you watch him do all day? Like, nothing. So I watched one of his videos and I was like, oh, okay, it's not really like just following me to like CVS. I was like, they're skits, they're funny, like they're entertaining. And literally we binge-watched like every single one from the start to like where he would—

did you also masturbate to my videos?

Honestly, we're not going to discuss that. And then the next day was the AMAs, the VMAs, VMAs, and I saw you in the Jesus costume.

Jason and I were there. You and Madison walked up to us and said hello, and I was, I was fucking like, oh my God, shitting bricks. I was so excited.

I was like, fuck, I like run up to you.

I was like, I love you.

Yeah, but I was keeping my cool. I was like, who are you? No, I'm kidding.

No, you're like, oh, thanks.

No, I was so— no, I was—

didn't I ask you for your number too?

You did. And I was like, what the fuck? You asked me for my number? I was like, this is crazy. It still is crazy. And then, and then I went home and I didn't even go home. She got off the red carpet and I went on Twitter and I blocked her and then unblocked her, because when you block somebody, they're no longer following you. And I didn't want— I didn't want to have to explain to Madison how— why she was following me already, you know what I mean? Because then she'd be like, oh, I already follow you. She would've been so fucking confused. Yeah, and I would have been like, oh, there's the video that leaked. And I—

you're smart. Wow.

Yeah, so Smart. Yeah. And now we're here, and now she's on my couch in my living room. Life is fucking crazy.

And now every day I get comments and tags from people being like, why did David reject you? David rejects you. I literally was gonna send you a screen— send you the screenshot the other day. Somebody DMs me my own Instagram post and goes, even with all this, David still doesn't want you.

And I was like, that's not true. That is so aggressive.

What do you mean? Why do people think David doesn't want you?

Because he made like one joke in one vlog.

Oh, I remember that.

And somebody was like like, even with this, like, they said something so aggressive and I was just like, what?

All right guys, well, that's it for the podcast. Thank you guys for listening. The moral of the story is follow your dreams. Madison Beer can be sitting on your couch one day too. Um, this has been A Viewz Podcast. Go check out Madison's new songs, Good and Goodbye and Selfish. There's so many. They actually are really good. I'm not just saying that.

David knows every word to Good and Goodbye.

Yeah, well, luckily there's not that many words. Yeah, so you made it easy. But Um, we'll see you guys later. Go follow Susie, Carly on Instagram, Jason on Instagram. We'll see you guys later. This has been the Views Podcast. Bye, my name's Jeff.