Nudes Leaked

Um, so speaking of, speaking of yelling at Jonah, so I had this whole trip planned to Dallas. Um, I was going there to speak, um, at like a convention basically. So I, a couple weeks before I got the offer for the convention, I was like, I would love to plan it. So I can come in the same day and leave the same. 'Cause every time I spend a night in like a city, I just lose a day 'cause I come back and I'm so tired. So that's how we did it. I was supposed to arrive Saturday morning and be out Saturday night and I'm home in my bed Saturday night. So I invited Jonah to come and I knew Jonah was gonna be late to the airport. So I called him an Uber myself. Like I put it in front of his house and I was like, "It is in front of your house. Go outside. It's there waiting for you." The Uber waited. A little over 9 minutes for this guy to come. And he was calling me, texting me, where are you? I was like, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming, and didn't show up. Uber canceled. Now I'm at the airport, we're really running out of time, and now I call him another Uber. So Jonah gets in that Uber and he arrives late to the airport, right? So now, now we're running through TSA and Jonah— Jonah's vlogging like as he's going through TSA, like he's vlogging this like stupid He's vlogging like how his bags are going through the thing. I'm like, where the fuck are you even going to use this? Like, you're just vlogging random shit. Like, just get through TSA. Let's get on the plane. And then, and then we get through TSA and I'm like, Jonah, we have to run to our gate right now. We're going to be late. But one of his shoes, I guess he didn't put in the box and is stuck in the TSA machine where like the X-ray machine. So he's looking for his fucking left shoe. So this is like 10 seconds passed by over the, over the intercom. I hear, Flight to Dallas. We're looking for the last 3 passengers, right? This is like fucking it. It's go time. So we're sprinting down, we're sprinting down. Jonah, Jonah finally has his shoe on. We're sprinting down. We miss it by fucking literally 3 seconds. They close the door. They're like, we can't do anything about it. The door shut. And this is bad because I have agreed to go to this convention and it isn't like the David Dobrik Show. This is like I'm part of like a big conference where other people are speaking. So I'm like part of like a schedule where I have to go and it's the last flight.