Natalie Wants to Kiss David

What's up guys, welcome back to Views.

Can we treat this one as the last episode?

Final podcast?

Yeah.

Great. All right, I'm down.

Go ahead.

It's the final countdown. Okay, last podcast, what would I say?

Well, you'd say, well, you just kind of, first of all, Yeah. You'd start with the positives.

Yeah.

I'd say it was really fun. The 3 years off was not, and the 11 months on was good.

Right.

Yeah.

And now how do you— and then now you talk about, but I'm excited for the future and what the future holds.

I don't talk like that. I never say that. That is kind of interesting. I never say that.

I never realized that about you. You are one of the most pessimistic people I've ever met. Really?

Aren't there more pessimistic people out there?

Okay, well, you're not like glass half empty.

Like, you don't believe in a glass. Like, you don't speak of it.

Yeah, I don't talk about the future.

That is really interesting.

You guys were on me. You said I was acting weird yesterday. I thought I was in a good mood yesterday.

No, you were. Yeah, that was exactly—

That's why it was bizarre.

It was really bizarre.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. You were like a freakishly good mood.

You were so optimistic about everything. Just like over the moon. Everything was great.

I know why I was.

What?

Well, we were shooting bits at Natalie's house. And then Jay was tired, and then he found my Jimmy John's sandwich, and my sandwich was untouched. Number 5 Vito, which was the best order. And he went to cut himself a little slither first.

Actually, first he started opening the sandwich, and I was like, let's split it.

And then Natalie goes, Jason, did you wash your hands? And the bit prior to it, Jason was pretending to be homeless and sitting on the ground by a dumpster where he found a turd.

I found a turd.

Yeah, yeah, right by the dumpster.

And then human feces.

We can't—

yeah, and he didn't wash his hands, but I didn't touch the turd.

But you had your hands like on the wall.

I couldn't figure out how to wash my hands in your house. Your bathroom is being restored, which is crazy. I couldn't figure out how to get the water out of the sink.

She's got one of these— think about it, dude, really think about that.

I thought her water was turned off.

I don't give a fuck. Find a river, find fucking anything, spit on your hands.

I don't know. Did you wash your hands when you came back from the bit?

I always wash my hands. Shit. I didn't see you.

You came in, we were running around. Did he wash his hands?

Yes. And I was—

where, where did he go to wash his hands?

I'm just— I'm sure of it because I learned that I always have to have hand sanitizer in my bag. This man is— his clean— his paws are always clean.

But also just like, like he's a cat.

Regardless of all that, it's the truth. Thank you for tapering my back.

No problem.

Uh, you were the one that was sitting next to the homeless shit, you know? Like, you were the dirtiest. You got—

I don't know why you're I mean, did you wash your hands? Yes, I did.

When you came into Natalie's house after doing all those bits all day, running around, robots, everything?

That's not a fair question. It's a yes or no! Because first of all, I washed my hands after you.

Okay.

Okay, but like normally I would wash them immediately when I got home.

Yeah.

Or especially when I'm gonna eat. So yeah, he started opening the sub.

I didn't know I was gonna eat! There was no food in the house!

Dude, you started opening the sub before washing your hands? You fucking pervert!

I grabbed the sub. The sub was not open. And then I said, do you want to— I said, are you going to eat this? And you go, oh, half. And I go, okay. And then I hadn't even opened it yet. You could have easily eaten half the sub.

Yeah, but you like—

I wish you had.

You got the wrapper all weird. Anyway, I didn't get the wrapper all weird. You shit all over the wrapper.

The wrapper is covered in shit, whether it was the outside or on the wrapper.

Yeah, whatever, man.

But yeah, so, well, how about we take a break for dinner? Well, that's why you were in a good mood. That's why you're in a good mood. No, I was in a good mood because you got the full sub to yourself. And Jason, I don't think would ever do that, but he took the first little sliver, he cut off a little bit. You could— you barely— it barely looked like he touched the sandwich. And then he goes, damn. Yeah, he goes, this Jimmy John's bread, it's insane. And I go, I know, it's amazing.

I haven't had Jimmy John's in a long time.

And I love when people get excited about the things I like, and because it gets me, you know, vice versa, excited about the thing. And I was very close I'm a big germaphobe, and that made that— Jason's excitement for it made me really close to going back into that shit sandwich. That's how much he was— that's how passionate he was about it.

Well, speaking of last podcast, one thing I would like to say—

this isn't the last podcast, by the way, guys. It was just kind of the humor I have over here on the Views pod.

Yeah, he's got a really dark sense of humor.

Yeah.

Okay, what is it?

But I would say you turned me on to Jimmy John's. You got it for me. I never knew about it.

It's so good.

I laughed at you actually when you first took me there. Nat, any fallout from your vagina falling out?

Wait, when did my vagina fall out?

The last episode.

Oh, I forgot about that. No, I think it's our highest performing episode.

I think so too.

Is it really? Why?

What is it titled?

Not Wearing Underwear in Front of My Boss.

Oh yeah, I like that.

Why are you touching yourself under that blanket?

Read that title to me slow.

Yeah, you were really nice, David. You got Wyatt into that dinner Friday night. That meant a lot to me.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, I really didn't want Wyatt there, but something was telling me no.

Um, yeah, that was huge.

How was that dinner?

We had a really expensive dinner on Friday.

Best dinner ever.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, you loved it. Now they would have loved it. Um, we had— yeah, it's this place called Four Charles. Yeah, the bill was, what, $13,000, $14,000? Yes.

For like 8 tacos. Did you look at the bill? Huh?

Did you look at the bill?

Yeah.

You did?

Oh, really?

Yeah. It's really expensive.

That's crazy. It was so good.

Yeah.

It's like cheeseburgers though, if you think about it. No, for sure.

It's kind of crazy.

Yeah.

It's $13,000 for cheeseburgers and then 2 plates of steak. Yeah. Kind of insane, but it's delicious.

And crab cakes. It's incredible.

And mac and cheese.

You remember what happened there that embarrassed me?

Yeah, I remember. We don't have to talk about it.

No, you can, because I want to be more vulnerable on the pod.

Well, yeah, you looked really dumb. Did I? No, no, I'm just kidding. It wasn't a big deal. I just couldn't believe you went back for a second.

Well, because I wanted to see where I went wrong.

We just never tell the audience what happened.

No, David's really good at chugging things. And like, you could eat— I've never seen anybody eat as fast as David. Speed eat, chug things. He's really talented at it.

I'm like as good at chugging as I am at like pickleball.

Sure.

Like, like pretty solid. If I meet you at the park, I'm beating you. But if I'm up against like a professional athlete, it's not looking good. Sure. And just so happened at this dinner was Michigan State's number one beer chugger.

Yeah.

And I didn't believe it. He was 6'7". Obviously his throat physically is bigger than mine. I couldn't believe— first I looked at the guy across from me and I was like, You like to drink beer? And he's like, I love beer. I'm like, can you chug? You know, obviously I go for the—

Oh, so you set this whole thing up.

I'll be honest, I go for the weaker guys. Yeah. Yeah. So I wasn't— I didn't even want to go for— I didn't want to go for the big guy. I didn't think he'd fucking hear me.

Right.

He was to the left of me, 3 seats over. So it's like, it's not going to—

it'd have to kind of triangulate to his position for him to find out we were doing this. Yeah.

So I told the guy across from me and then fucking— I didn't know, but they were in cahoots. The guy across from me also went to Michigan State with this fucking number one Olympic chugger. And then he looks at his buddy and he goes, yo, you're fast at chugging. You should race Dobrik. And then all of a sudden it's a 4-person race and it's fucking embarrassing because the whole dinner is watching. It's like 8 or 9 people, but everyone's on their phones. I take pride in this type of shit. And this guy chugs it faster than—

David hasn't lost a beer chugging quite— I don't think— I don't even— I've never seen you lose a beer chug.

Never lost one. Steve will do it. Romeo Beckham, who's a Beckham, who's from the UK.

Sure.

Who people— those people drink a lot.

That's their culture. Yeah, it is.

Yeah.

Smoked.

Smoked him. Smoked.

But this guy from Michigan State, I couldn't believe it.

He was about 6'7".

And then immediately when he beat me, yeah, so I couldn't believe it. I couldn't even post it. I couldn't even put it on. I put on my close friends, but I was so embarrassed. I was just doing it like—

you were—

yeah. And then I went back again to try to beat him again.

Let me take that down.

Yeah, try to beat him again.

Nothing.

There's this thing that happens though when there's like a really tall a guy around that like the entire like dinner starts to look at Natalie and go, you should fuck that guy.

Oh my God, that's so true. Yeah, every time there's like somebody tall, everybody's like, you should get with him. You should like try to set me up with that person, including you for sure.

No, no, I— no, I— it's like, uh, it's like a force. I said that's not even coming out of my mouth. Like something literally takes over my body and goes, I fuck him. I can't control— oh my God, I don't know what it is. Yeah, I know it's weird, but everyone starts doing it.

And then everybody joins on because once you crack—

started— Alita started. Oh, I didn't start it, our friend started it. Um, and then when he left to go to the bathroom, she's— our friend turned to me and was like, Ellie should hook up with him. And I went, yes. And then all night we were kind of just like going it on.

I mean, then all night it wasn't a secret either. Like, everybody was like— everybody knew that— knew that, even though I had— I was not even saying anything. But this guy also thought that I was going to sleep with him that night.

Oh, really?

Yeah, because David went up to him and was like—

Dude, he was really drunk.

My favorite was he was making out with this girl at the club.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

He's making out with this girl and—

We have a tiny, tiny little table. It fits like 6 people.

Okay.

Okay. And he starts making out with this girl that like prior, like 2 minutes prior, he asked if I could get this girl to leave the table. And then I was like, no, I'm not going to tell this poor girl to just leave.

I was like, all right, I'll make out with her.

And she sits Sits down, he sits down next to her, they start making out, and I'm so confused. Wow. And then I'm sitting on the other side of him talking to like my girlfriend or whatever, and I can hear him be like, hey, sorry, I can't do this right now, I'm actually— I'm sleeping with Natalie tonight. That's what he tells the girl he's actively making out with.

No way.

It was so crazy. He did that to like 3 or 4 girls.

Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, like, we're like— we had other friends meet us there, and the girl was like, uh I think this guy's hitting on me, but he also said just to keep in mind that I'm sleeping with Natalie tonight.

It's kind of genius.

It was really— yeah, it was actually kind of funny.

Yeah, it was hilarious.

That would really throw a girl off, I think. Like, well, wait, you don't want me?

Yeah, it's like, yeah, I'd make out with you right now, but just a heads up, it's not going— not going past here because I'm already booked for tonight.

So funny. Needless to say, We did not sleep together that night.

Didn't sleep, but we had a pretty good method going on. We were in New York.

Yeah.

We can't talk about what we were there for yet because it's not going to be in the vlog for a couple of weeks.

Yeah.

But it's something really exciting with my fam. But we had— so we kind of wanted to come back to LA because we needed to film the rest of the vlog because we have to hold this footage for 2 weeks from now. So we're like, fuck, we got to film the rest. And then we didn't want to miss out on our friend's dinner. So we booked two flights. We booked a 6:00 AM flight. Right. And a 4:00 PM flight. And we stuck it out. And Allie and I—

We partied to the plane.

We partied to the plane. P2P. Which is actually kind of incredible.

I did wake up to both of your close friends, like, on a plane. And you guys were both so proud that you made it.

No, it was a big deal.

It was really funny. I feel like I timed it perfectly where like I didn't want to leave the club too early because then I would go back to the hotel and like maybe fall asleep or something. I wouldn't wake up for the flight, so I just like really stuck it out. I stayed there till like 4:30 in the morning.

Is that what it's called, C2P? P2P? Plane to plane?

Party to plane. Oh, um, yeah, so I stayed at the club till 4:30.

Does Alex Earle know about this?

How to do it? Yeah, she's definitely like—

but does she know about this catchphrase? She's kind of like the master of it. Has she coined it?

I think she's definitely aware.

Okay, I don't know her like that.

Okay, okay. But yeah, no, I timed it perfectly. I stayed at the club till like 4:30, and I stayed at the club till like 4:10, went back to the hotel, which was super close. Oh, he's so brave. Packed up, 4:40, woke both your asses up.

Woke me up with Wyatt in my bed.

I know, Jason was like, I brought someone home last night, and I was like— and I was filming because I was like just being funny knocking on their doors, and I was like, who is it? And then it was poor— like, I didn't actually with anybody in your bed. I thought you were just being funny, period. And then it was actually Wyatt under the covers. Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

That's really funny, that big afro sticking out.

And he was like— his hands were like up blocking his face from my flash.

And I was like, oh my God, Wyatt's so nice. Wyatt is Jason's son. And we were leaving and he was saying goodbye to everybody. He's always so thankful. And he's like— oh my gosh, yeah, he's like the most thankful kid ever. And then, uh, I feel like it's a bit sometimes.

Like, I can't tell.

Me too. I don't know if it's real.

I don't know.

Well, now I know it's real. But yeah, yeah, I, yeah, I could see why you would think that. But he like turns me. He's like, hey, thanks for doing this for my dad. Thanks for bringing him out here. I'm like, okay, hell yeah, thanks for including my dad. I know he's so funny. He's a lot to hang out with, but it's nice. It's nice to get him out of the house.

He really needed this.

You ever think, Jay, that you're gonna get like really old or you're gonna have like some like memory loss? You're like gonna— and you're gonna come back to like to come back to like these moments? Like, you ever think you're going to be like, Dave, where are you? Or you're going to have like— Yeah, do you know what I mean? Like, do you think ever anything's ever going to be triggered and you're going to be like back in the vlog days and you'll be like, where's Dave?

Where's Dave? I'm late, I'm late, I'm late for the flight, I'm late for the flight.

Right.

But I'm really just in my bed. Yeah.

With a nurse. You're really 95.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dave's not here. It's not here.

It's not here. Car surprise.

Don't blow it.

What is it? Car surprise today. Don't say anything. Giving away $10K.

Justin Bieber's backseat. Only Carly and Aaron know.

Don't tell Matt. $10K.

That's really funny.

Yeah, that's what I'll look back on in certain terms of my working life for sure.

That's really funny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The nurse has to put like a vlog camera in your hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, shh, shh, shh.

Hold this, hold this, hold this, hold this.

Like when like granddad's like really sick, they put like a Chicago Cubs hat on his head and he can barely move. You put a vlog camera in my hand. That's really funny.

Well, let's figure this out now. When Jay passes, Naveen, what's the plan?

Well, I think I'm going to die before him is like the consensus.

Let's pretend that's not happening.

He dies first.

Yeah. Let's say— how old are you, Jay?

52.

52. So let's say—

now, how long are we talking?

Probably another 30.

Yeah. Okay. Let's just say 10 for the sake of this argument.

30 years?

That's a long time.

I'm just kidding.

I hope he's dead before then. Let's say in 10 years, Jay passes.

Passes.

Yeah. What's the plan? Yeah. Uh, how much time till you remarry?

Well, so I, I think I would be really sad and I would like go through the feelings, but I, I think that like, uh, crazy question to navigate. Totally. I don't know.

I could pass.

I'd like to think I would date people to try to like heal my heart a little.

Jay, what would you want her to do?

I mean, become a nun. No, actually, I'm not like that. I'm like, Naveen's going— Naveen's, uh, going— we're going to a wedding, and they needed a girl to walk down the aisle with two guys, and they— because one of the girls dropped out like last second, and the whole family decided that I, I'm the man that would take it the best.

Everyone else's husband is like a little more like controlling, so they're like, all right, I can't walk like that.

Like, she'll see gone on TV.

That's not why I'm saying what—

that's like a—

yeah, that's like a crazy thing.

Walking down the aisle is not like you guys are like hooking up. You're just like going for a stroll.

For some people it is.

Yeah, some people are just— maybe it's not the best example, but like, I was like, I'll have two guys.

He's got all the guys.

Yeah, two 6'4" guys on her arms.

Oh my gosh, I'll draw the line there. You didn't talk about their height. I didn't know that.

Damn. But I don't get jealous, really. I would want her to move on like right away. Yeah, you tell me to move on even now sometimes, but just to save yourself.

That's kind of crazy.

I agree with that though. You don't want your partner to be like miserable and sad and just depressed just because you're gone, you know?

Hey, if Natalie was like gonna die, the only way you could save her is you had to have sex.

See, this is what I'm talking about.

With 100 women.

I'd have to have sex with 100 women to save her?

Yeah. What?

Yeah, but on camera.

What? This is a bizarre one, dude. I like getting fucked by LeBron more.

I feel like this is a setup.

All right, well, my questions are a little more straight.

So first, you're telling me I'm gonna have sex with 100 girls and then also be a hero?

Yeah, but it's filmed.

But yeah, but like my hero— it's like me running into fire and like saving Natalie.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, I guess you'd come out the hero on that one.

He gets to sleep with 100 different women to save my life? But that's like a no-brainer.

How long would it take you?

2 minutes of growing.

That's what is that?

Take 3 months.

That's really funny.

I'm taking it up. 30 years. Natalie's held in limbo, talking to God. Is he done by any chance? No, sweetheart, I'm so sorry. He's still on.

Still working on it.

Still on the first one. He's scared to go on the first date. No, no, I'll get that done. Nat, would you sleep with 100 guys for me? That's a better question.

Yeah, to save your life. Really?

Yeah.

Wow. It's really tough to think about though.

100 men. Can I, can I say, okay, if Jason had a twin, because I don't want to disrespect Naveen, if Jason had a twin and it was also Jason Nash, and, and I am—

you better fucking fuck 100 guys to save my life.

I do it for you.

Huh?

That's not where I'm going.

Oh, sorry.

So it's okay. Maybe we should just keep it at that. No, no. Yeah, well, I was gonna say, would you have sex with Jason every— Jason's twin. Oh, would you have sex with Jason's twin every day to keep me alive?

He's really— for the rest of your life? Don't say like that. He's really good.

When you throw— sorry, when you throw your little reality anecdotes in, it really fucks us up. Yeah, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing to me?

We have too much sex.

Okay, never mind.

No more.

Change it.

You literally have to stop.

Tell us about your cat.

This is kind of a crazy thought I was thinking about like yesterday, but isn't it kind of crazy? We're so close.

Dude, she brings this up all the time because it is crazy. You're shaking your head, right?

I feel like every time I'm like around this specific group of people, it always comes up like how you guys haven't slept together, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, not even just— not even sleeping together. It's like, I don't even touch you. Like, I'd never— I've never kissed you. We've never done anything in our entire lives, which is like really crazy. You will die without getting to kiss these lips.

I mean, that's— I think that's fine. It just sounds like it's bothering you.

Doesn't it sound like it's kind of bothering you? No, I'm not bothered. I just think it's funny, like, that we spend so much time together and there's nothing has ever happened.

Tay, how often is she bringing this shit up?

No, yeah, it's often.

I put—

like, I think about it and I'm like, it's crazy. But like, I would see how it's crazy, like, when you like started becoming friends like a really long time ago. But now I feel like, I don't know, everyone in this house is like so close that it's like not weird.

Also, you talk about it all the time.

I don't know why you're putting it on me. I think it's disgusting where your head's going.

Well, that's the other thing too, is like, I'm a perv, huh? I'm actually kind of cute.

I mean, just have a conversation without bringing up sex or fucking. Is it that hard to have an intellectual conversation for once on this pod?

No.

Well, it's also because you are such a little perv and I'm actually pretty cute. Like the other way around.

Oh my God, she's so hurt. Do you see this? Are you fucking picking it up? I'm just saying, Jay, speak. Say something.

You're missing out.

I don't know, this is a weird area. Yeah, unfortunately, Natalie, it's what you're saying sounds like you want something to happen. No, and I know you don't, so I don't know why you're pushing it.

Oh, I just think it's funny.

Yeah, I mean, I mean, like, guys and girls can have—

it's just a joke.

Girls have—

you have friendship with girls, you never have any sex with them?

That's not weird. My girlfriends? Yeah, I don't fuck, but—

No, I'm saying like guys and girls can have platonic relationships. There's a whole show about it.

100%.

I just think it's funny. I think it's— well, I think because of his personality.

Oh, because he's such a pervert.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think it has anything to do with me.

I'm not a pervert, please.

I mean, I think he's honestly repulsed by you.

Thank you, Jason.

And that does not to say that he should be, but in his brain—

It's right out my mouth.

In his brain.

No, I'm not repulsed by Anna. It's just like, it's, you know. And also saying that we haven't done anything when I fucking went eye to eye with your vagina last week is not doing my battle any justice.

I think that's, I would be like, I feel like that's why she's so upset too is because.

'Cause I saw it and I didn't touch it.

Ew.

No. No, because you were just like, your face was just repulsed.

Like it was, well, I would, I look at vaginas and I'm like, oh.

I wasn't repulsed.

It's like you're not supposed to see it during podcasts.

No, I get that. Those are the moments.

There were a lot of comments they wanted video. That was the most video. Bunch of perverts out there.

Literal. That's really funny. Wow. We should do a pod like that. That's pretty good. Put it behind a paywall like OnlyFans. One video podcast, all of us fully nude.

What?

Think about it. It's really good money.

Oh, Ferris. Speaking of Ferris, had a really great idea yesterday when we were driving that we should start an app called Only Paws. Oh yeah. Starring my cat Theodore. And I actually agree because how many, how many times do you like look up a cute photo of, of something, a cute puppy, or, but what if you got the best of the best?

I think this would really be great for your niche of the world. Yeah.

I mean, like, I think, do you know how many photos I have of my cat? It's insane. And they're all cute. They're all perfect. Really funny. And I look at them all the time.

It's really funny to have Taylor around the conversations we've just been having.

And then the way she chimes in is, "Only paws." And it's not sexual, right?

It's not the cat's asshole.

I don't think so, no, Jay.

Oh my God.

'Cause we all can see plenty of that.

I don't think so, no, Jay.

Well, I get it. I like the idea. Only paws is good.

Yeah, and, um—

It's not bad.

I think someone's gonna take it now.

I actually didn't— I used to not be like—

Climb this cat tower.

I used to not be like a cat guy at all.

But Taylor snaps me probably 3, 4 times in the morning when she wakes up and it's just snaps of her cat.

He's so cute.

And it's just her being like, good morning, munchie, coochie, choochie, chunchie. And I watched the whole thing.

Yeah.

I always wonder when you're, because sometimes I'll cut it to where he starts meowing so it's cuter so that you watch the full thing.

Oh, you.

I did that this morning.

You'll edit it so I get the best part. Yeah. Oh, wow. You ever watch me as I open all the snaps to see if I'm actually watching them or if I'm just clicking through them? Because you could see when they've been opened and sometimes you'll send me like 6 in a row. And I was like, do I wonder, do you watch that?

Oh, well, now I will. Oh, really?

Yeah.

I'll keep an eye out. Doesn't it just open? It just says it's opened.

Yeah. But like, if she's sending me a full 20-second video, it'll act as 2 different snaps. Yeah. Right. So if it doesn't open 10 seconds after another, it means I'm skipping through them really quickly. Oh, if she's literally watching on your— Taylor, she doesn't do this anymore, but she'd go out and she'd be drunk and she'd try to tell me a story at night. And I'm not even kidding. I'm not kidding. It'd be like 16, 17 snaps. Oh my God. And I would tune in for the first 2 or 3 and then I'd realize that it's just Taylor.

That's understandable.

But I still sit with them because I'm like, I don't want her to think that I've skipped through them. So just put them down and I just let them play through.

But you don't do that with Theodore.

No, Theodore, I watch all of them.

See, told you, only pause.

All right, anyways, are you gonna kiss me or what?

Oh my god.

We talk about that botched surprise yesterday?

I'll do it.

That's actually really—

oh no, it's not in the vlog yet.

We can, let's just tee it up. Who cares? We'll say Natalie got a new car. Sure, the next vlog is fully Natalie.

A lot of that.

I am a star.

Nat got a new car. It's really exciting. She got it herself. It's exciting. This is, I'm not trying to flex, but I've gotten her her last 2 cars. So this is her first actual car purchase on her own. Yes.

So it's a big deal.

I know she's 28 or 29, but this is like, this plays really big. So we went to go surprise, this part won't be in the vlog because it was so bad. So funny though. Yeah.

Okay, Jay, you want to set it up?

Well, it was Natalie's dad, Natalie's mom, who are divorced. Yes. And then Natalie's sister in the middle.

Well, you should say, when's the last time they were together?

My parents have not been in the— for 3 years now.

In the same room.

That's kind of crazy.

Yeah.

She got them together for this to show them the car.

Coincidentally, they were here on the same weekend. My dad was in San Diego. My mom was in LA, and I got my dad to come up here.

Yeah. And David just said, okay, blindfold's on. And when I say 3, 2, go, take off your blindfold. But Natalie's dad just heard go.

Yeah.

So he has it off and he's just standing there.

As I'm saying, so when I say 3, 2, go, you guys are going to— and as I said that, go, right there, he took his blindfold off. And then Natalie looks at me, starts panicking. And I'm trying to reset everything. And not only that, but under his blindfold, he's wearing shades.

So I don't even know if he's opened his eyes yet. So it's a complete disaster. And I'm like, Wait, Natalie. And then Natalie goes off and rips the blindfold off her sister and her sister goes, oh my God. And then her mom's like, what am I doing? I'm not good on video. At the same exact time. It is the biggest disaster. And me, Jason Farris, and John, who are all behind the camera, just fucking take off in a sprint the other direction. We're like, that was one of the most painful experiences ever.

Yeah, that was crazy. My sister was— so in order to get my— my dad was visiting my sister in San Diego.. And I had to like, I had, I was begging him. I was like, you haven't seen me in so, you know, I was like guilt tripping to like get him to LA cuz I didn't wanna tell him what was happening or that he'd be in the vlog. He'd overthink it. And he, my sister was like, I know. And I didn't tell her what was happening either, but she was like, I know I'm gonna come up there because we're doing a vlog thing or whatever. And I know I'm not gonna be in the video cuz we filmed other things with her and she hasn't been like in a vlog yet. And I'll make her drive all the way up here and she's never in it. Oh wow. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, no, I promise you, like, I won't let you down on this one. This one is like for sure in the bag. She's not gonna be in the video.

She got completely—

got the surprise.

Bro, there's a serious jinx that goes on with the vlogs with that. That happens all the time with every single person. Like, anytime we finish a bit and we do it with like actors or new people, they'll always be like, when does this go up?

Yeah.

And the second they ask that it doesn't ever go up.

It like fucks with it.

It's so weird. It happens every single time.

David, we were— it's sad to say, but the nominations for Golden Globe for best podcast has come out and we were not on the list. I saw this.

Yeah.

What the fuck? I don't know, man. I really thought you gave it— gave it your all.

Did you send them the hemorrhoid episode?

I did. I sent them the hemorrhoid episode. I heard back. They said this is really good.

And I'm not sure It's what? Send them this. Send this audio.

Yeah, yeah, no, I know. I'm trying to get it clean. That's why I'm not talking. I love when you eat.

Hold on.

Guys, if you can guess what David is eating right now.

Oh, these are good. I love this segment.

Okay, go. It's time for David Eats, and we're gonna guess.

Let me put headphones on before getting it. Okay, ready? Yeah, go ahead.

If you can guess what this is, what are we gonna give away?

I will PayPal the first person in the Spotify comments. I will PayPal or Venmo them $10.

$100. $100? I'll send them $100.

The first person to guess it.

First person to guess it correct. This one's gonna be a difficult one. Okay, go ahead. I kind of want the exact thing that's going on.

It's got to be exact.

Like from like—

from the specific place? No, no, not from the specific place, but just the type of food it is. Okay, here we go. Okay, fucking lock in.

$100 could be yours right here.

Mm, that was kind of nice.

You didn't hear it on the phones, it was incredible.

Really?

Yeah. Damn, it was incredible. In fact, I think people will get it. Really?

I think so. Is it that good of a job?

You did such a good job because we had a little roof action of the mouth in there. Mm, it's really good.

Natalie, you want to try it? Natalie's looking at what I'm eating. Do you still not know?

No, I know what it is. I was just looking at the place.

Oh, let's make it.

Damn, that's gonna be tough for people. Really? Because if I know you, yeah, I'm thinking—

Yeah, shut up, shut up, shut up, Natalie. She's gonna give away our $100 like that. Let the people decide.

They deserve it. Nat, well, you want to take a bite?

You know what would be crazy if the Golden Globes emailed? The Golden Globes official account is the first person to comment.

It's a banana. Fuck you.

That would be amazing.

Sick.

Okay.

Yeah.

You know, it was funny this weekend when we went to New York. I was telling you, Jay, that I wanted to share this with you on the podcast.

Oh yeah. That would have pissed me off.

No, not that it pissed you off. I said you pissed me off by something that you said. We're sitting in the living room of the hotel room, this beautiful hotel room, and David turns to me. Like fucking midnight or something. And he goes, you know, it must be nice being you. Like, you don't have to— like, when you go to the bit tomorrow, you just sit there, you don't have to do anything. Like, I'm like really— I'm over here like really stressing about it. Granted, I have coordinated like every aspect of this entire thing.

I think about this a lot.

And he was like— and this— there's this true— like, there's a lot of the bits where I'm just kind of like sitting there partaking. Like, my job is done once the bit starts.

Essentially.

And I just thought it was so funny because he was just like, it's so nice. Like, you don't even have to be funny. You don't have to say anything. You just got to sit there. And I was like, yeah, because my job for the past month is done.

No, I know.

I know.

I know.

It's so funny.

What, Jane?

She just went, I said, yeah, because my job's been done for the past month. I thought you were going to immediately jump to her defense. You just made fun of her. I thought you would have my side on this one, Jane.

No, she has little tics that come out that are so funny. Me. It's like when after she does something, she goes, you ever see her do that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Jay, come on, get her back here.

He's just shit on me for things that are completely unrelated.

I was giving you the opportunity, but you went, no, Dave, you don't understand, she sounds like a fucking moron.

Oh my God.

Um, no, no, no, I hear what Natalie's saying.

No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I thought it was really funny.

That is rude. Also, do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, I do. Like, this is where I meant it from. Like, I meant it like, when it's a celebrity bit, I would love— like, I think about Carly and Aaron in the backseat of Justin Bieber a lot because it's like, I love watching surprises. So like, I am making the videos that I would love to watch, right? But God, would I love to just watch them and not make them, like, especially in those moments because I'm so stressed. Like, with Justin Bieber in the car, or we did a celebrity bit for a vlog, 2 vlogs away, right? We surprised someone in my family. Yeah. But it's just like, yeah, I'm just like, I wish I was just in the Tesla and I was just watching the bit unfold and just fingers crossed as Natalie. I know, Nat, you do.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm coming to your defense now because it is amazing. Like, I just get to sit there next to the celebrity and just take it all in.

Yeah, she's— yeah, like, it's just like, really? Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't envy your job at all. No, no, I'm not saying—

I know, I know.

But it was just fun.

It was just funny.

No, guys, it's not that difficult.

Please. No, I've talked to like 8 different team members to coordinate this. I'm like on pins and needles trying to get it done. Like, yeah, you know, it is funny and it's like, you know, he has his own talent and he's doing his thing. It's just really funny in the moment because like I'd also been like slaving away at this bit that we've also been trying to make happen for years.

Sure.

And it was just really funny.

I would argue too, it's like your job is not that hard. No, of course not. In that scenario, it's like the celebrity's doing all the heavy lifting. So you'd have to be a real moron to fuck it up.

Yes, most of the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're with a celebrity, but it's just nerve-wracking to being with them. It's not nerve-wracking that like, oh, I hope it's not awkward talking to this person. It's like this person's taking time out of their day and putting trust in me for this to do well for them too. So like, this is like all, everything has to go right here.

What goes through your mind if you're dealing with a big celebrity and you're filming with them?

It's like, it's just, it's the lighting. I get so nervous about the lighting because like, I know if I fuck it up in the camera or anything, Isn't that crazy? Just like a button I hit on my camera, and I'm just like praying to God it's actually recording.

Yeah, that is crazy.

I think about that too. Like, when we had Justin Bieber in the car, like, I'm just like— and then I stopped. I like, I was recording, then I stopped hitting record, or I stopped it, and I was like, did it actually— like, just, it's in there now? Like, it's just like a really weird thing to think. It's like, it's— we got it, and like, it'll stay there. And then I literally, I treat the fucking— like, the camera— like it's like a bag full of poop. Like, I'm holding it like a couple inches away from my fucking face so I don't get any moisture on or anything. I get it straight to the computer and like preserve the footage. Um, but no, no, now he's been like really working at that bit. So that was a funny example. But yeah, I was just like stressed out going into it. Yeah, that feels so good though. I really wish I was just sitting, sitting in the back. But also, fuck, would I ever be able to plan a bit like the actual logistics, conversations with other adults?

No, no, no, I could find a celeb and let you tag along if you You just watch it?

That would be really fun.

You want to?

I kind of want to.

I'll call my few celebrity friends and I'll surprise somebody.

I don't have anything to do with it.

You don't have— you can just sit in the back and enjoy.

All right, don't ask me things. I won't. I'm actually down. Who would you get? Um, because like obviously I could be— I could be in on it because I'm like, I'm the Natalie in the situation. Do you want me to reach out to the celebrity? And then my buddy Jason wants to—

well, like Naveen would probably love to meet Who?

Taylor.

Taylor Swift? Hudson?

No, Taylor Swift. Oh brother, come on, man. Why are you naming the toughest celebrity on the planet?

Yeah, Vince Vaughn, would that excite you?

There we go.

No, I'm married, there's not much I could do there.

Oh, you want to bet? You want a one-night, uh, you want a hall pass with Vince Vaughn? No, no, he's married too.

You wouldn't do a hall pass to No, I don't believe—

like, I just don't like sleeping with someone unless like we're gonna spend our like life together.

You never know where the hall pass will take you.

True.

Hey Vince, I know this is a one-time thing, but I could see myself being with you.

Bad news, buddy, I'm taking your wife. Okay Dave, what do you think of this? Finland's youngest prime minister wanted to introduce a 4-day work week with 6-hour days. What do you think of that?

I mean, I can tell you exactly what he thinks about that.

Dog shit. Can you say it again?

It's a 4-day work week. It's a prime minister in Finland. They want to do 4-day work week, 6-hour days.

Wait, why would I think that that's dog shit?

Well, for yourself.

Because you're a slave driver.

Yeah.

Oh. I don't consider what you do— Work. Like, it's not like the general. It's like a creative work. I think it's a little different. I think we work differently.

Well, for sure.

We have different benefits.

Mm.

There's people that work with us that are structured like regular employees. But I feel like Natalie more specifically.

Well, for sure.

But it's more like just creative.

But my, but my work is also based like I'm interacting with people that are—

Yes, yes.

That are in the regular time.

Yeah. So like my weekends would also therefore extend.

I mean, I think that shit only works in like Europe. Yeah, right.

Yeah. Well, our economy like doesn't work like that.

I don't know why. Like, I love that idea. Yeah, you do. I think so.

I think Friday should be a weekend. It should be Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I think Saturday, Sunday is just ridiculous.

I think you should get blacked out Friday, 100%, recover Saturday. Yes. And then have a day to yourself on Sunday.

Exactly.

Couldn't agree more.

Wait, I guess I actually wouldn't make— mean that you would have to get blacked out Thursday and then get blacked out again Friday.

I, I like having like full recovery. Yeah, like having a real time to recover.

I also think it'd be important, like you come home Friday You come home Thursday night from work. Yeah. And you could just go to bed. And then the next day you go out. Do you know what?

Oh, that's nice.

That sounds nice.

Then you're a fresh Friday.

Yo, can I talk to this Prime Minister guy?

Let me talk to him. Wait, that's actually genius.

I bet I just made like the perfect time to go out. That's pretty sick.

That'd be perfect. Yeah. Using AI to replace an actor is now against the law in California.

About time.

Tired of being in films I'm not wanting to be a part of.

Wait, what does that mean? You can't use AI characters in film, period? Or just to replace somebody that's that exists already.

Sorry, Christopher Nolan, if you're gonna want me, you're gonna have to reach out yourself.

Yeah, so it's like if you booked a job and then they're like, you know what, we're just gonna AI her.

Oh yeah, I mean, that's against the law.

I thought this was really interesting. This is like a TikTok that I saw. So it's just like a guy who's 66 talking about like how hard it is to be older because you don't think of yourself as 66, you think of yourself as like 46. And so it's like older people can't connect with other older people. Because some people who are like 60 think they're 30, and some people who are 60 think they're 60.

Oh, interesting.

You just have to find like-minded people, I feel like.

Yeah, yeah.

So someone— I saw another TikTok that was talking about like how like '90s babies— yeah, and '80s and '90s babies are like the last like people to experience like just a world without technology. Like, and we're like the first people like to adapt to it. Like, isn't that crazy? Like, a baby born today A baby born today will not know a world without AI. Yeah, that is fucking insane. That's fucking crazy. I know, that's fucking crazy. We shouldn't have babies born today. I think that's the only fix because AI is not going anywhere. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

Well, having AI as your firstborn will just make all those kids even smarter and more advanced.

Totally. Yes. No, but here, I'll tell you, Charlie's not allowed to use AI, which I think is—

oh, wait, and I was about to fucking smoke weed and do coke off Nelly's ass. You know what I did? No, I didn't do that.

But think about it. You have a kid that's like growing up now, and all the schools are like, you can't use AI. But shouldn't they be learning AI?

Yes. But Jay, they are. They are all using AI.

No, they're not.

No, they are. But they have like—

they have a scanner that checks to see if you use ChatGPT. GPT, but if you take— yeah, you just take it into another AI software. Yeah, you just take the little codes out.

No, but it's like automatic, um, expelled if you get caught.

Oh, it's actually— okay, that's actually pretty scary. You automatically get expelled if you use AI? You're done, you're out, you're out of the school. I mean, I don't even— even if I thought for sure they couldn't catch me, that is actually pretty scary.

And then also I think about this, I'm like, I'm like, well, we're, we're working here every day, like we're doing the dumb videos or whatever. I'm sorry, the videos are really great. But like, you know, we're doing this, right? Making content. It's fun. But like, am I like—

should I just be like learning AI?

Uh, no.

Do you know what I mean?

I don't think so.

Should I just like come up with something that's like, that's what's going to be?

I don't think so. So I have seen, you know, our podcast is really on the forefront of AI. I feel like we're really on cutting-edge shit. I just downloaded Sora. Yes. Have you gotten Sora?

Did you make that Views video?

Yeah, I sent Jason a video of Martin Luther King being like, I have a dream that the Views podcast needs to be back on video. It's so good. It was so good. Um, yeah, so Sora is amazing. Have you used it?

No.

It's fully like TikTok. Creators post on there. Oh wow. Every single video is AI.

Oh, everything.

Oh wow, is AI. And if If you're a celebrity, you can license your likeness to the people on the app, and it's called a Cameo. So like Jake Paul can— you've seen a lot of Jake Paul being gay and Jake Paul painting his nails and stuff like that. It's because he's licensing his likeness for people to use on Sora. But it's so easy. Like I typed in Einstein walking through a time machine and meeting Jesus Christ. And you got it. And I got it. And it's like, and it's Albert Einstein. I go like, I finally, I finally figured it out. I'm here. And Jesus goes, "We have a lot to talk about, Albert." It's like crazy! It actually moved me. And then I was like, give me another one. I said a shot through a window where you see a school bus pull up, but every kid coming off it is actually a monkey, and it's a bunch of monkeys through a window, and it's a little girl being like, "They're all monkeys! What are they doing?" It's fucking crazy.

How long does it take for the video to process from prompt?

Um, about 60 seconds. Really? Yeah. So like, I've had this bit idea where I wanted to deplane a plane in the fastest way possible. Yeah. So I've typed in people on a commercial airline trying to beat the world record for deplaning the quickest, and it showed me how my bit looked, and now I'm not doing it because it looks fucking dumb.

But like, it's all—

it's passengers that look completely real, and they're leaving a plane. Well, I break the fucking record. Well, I mean, it's truly insane. This is—

it's like, so what do you make of all that being you, like somebody who makes videos for a living, done very well with it?

I think, I think there's going to be like, I think there's gonna be like new, like the new era of like meme pages.

Mm.

I also think there's a serious renaissance in creativity that's, that's like on the horizon. I think film, I think music, I think content, I think all that is like like, I think we're like about to like come back.

Tell me what you mean. Like, using AI or people not using AI?

I don't really know. I don't know. It just like feels like it. Doesn't it feel like it? Don't you just feel like we've like reset? I don't know. Oh, it feels like we're like—

dude, I saw Stephen Hawking doing the backflips on the skate ramp. On a skate ramp. That was real. And I was done. I was like, oh, I You can't beat this, right? Like, no one can come up with a joke that's as funny as this, you know what I mean? Like, what? No one can go— you can't go film that.

It's like, um, I don't know. I wonder, I wonder if it's gonna make things funnier.

The Jake Paul thing, it sounds— and I love Jake Paul— it sounds like Jake Paul. When I first saw it, I was like, oh, this is Jake being funny. Oh, 100%. And I showed it to Naveen and she was like, oh, Oh, I was pranking her, but she was like, oh yeah, oh, he's gay, okay.

Like, it's weird. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know.

Does anyone know?

No. No. Well, that's all the time we have.

But do you understand that that's why I think it's, but that's why we are proud.

I understand what you're saying. It feels like there's gonna be some kind of renaissance.

No, but do you understand why that's why they're, I've never understood it as clear as I understand it now. That is why there is a really good chance we are a simulation. I didn't know what those words meant. No, I didn't know what those words meant. Do you understand now? No. Like someone, like I type in this prompt to see Albert Einstein meeting Jesus and I'm watching a video and it's like pretty good. The dialogue isn't there. I still don't believe it. Right. But in 5, 10, 15, 20, 30, 4, 5, 600 years, prompts are gonna have a mind of its own. So we damn— we may be prompts ourselves right now playing out a prompt from—

we are up this program.

Do you know what I mean?

That actually makes sense.

Like, isn't that crazy? Like, I never understood it that way. Yeah, but like, someone wrote a prompt saying David Dobrik, YouTuber, Slovakia, 18, meets this guy, 45. Gave me a really descriptive prompt and probably wrote in seconds because they're living in a completely different world as we are, and I am playing out that prompt.

Prompt.

You're playing out that prompt.

Somebody—

it's all just like— and maybe in our prompt lifetime, it takes a lifetime because we are the prompts. But for them, they get the data back like this, like whatever they need to analyze, like whether it's emotional damage, depression, happiness, how like I overcome things, how I fucking want to kill— like every emotion they're analyzing, I'm actually going through it like a computer program would. And that's fucking crazy to think about.

Yeah, that's crazy.

I I don't want to go down that rabbit hole, but like, yeah, we— there's a very good chance we're props. Jake Paul's not gay. No, he's gay. All right guys, that's all the time we have. Thank you guys for joining The Views podcast, and we'll see you for the next one.

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