Natalie Wants to Kiss David

Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, like, we're like— we had other friends meet us there, and the girl was like, uh I think this guy's hitting on me, but he also said just to keep in mind that I'm sleeping with Natalie tonight.

It's kind of genius.

It was really— yeah, it was actually kind of funny.

That would really throw a girl off, I think. Like, well, wait, you don't want me?

Yeah, it's like, yeah, I'd make out with you right now, but just a heads up, it's not going— not going past here because I'm already booked for tonight.

So funny. Needless to say, We did not sleep together that night.