David's Dream Prank

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I totally talked over you.

Then fucking leave the room.

What does she have to do?

Don't you dare.

No, I talked over him when he was doing the intro. I felt bad, so I was like, redo it. But I guess he doesn't care.

I'm done.

I'm done to hear her. I'm done. Okay, me too.

Yeah, I mean, let's go.

I'm done too. I mean, let's stop it.

All right, anyway, did you hear the news?

Uh, Clavicular got frame-mogged.

Clavicular got frame mocked. Dude, that's crazy that you know those phrases.

I've been researching it.

Really? Yeah.

So interesting.

Do you know what that means?

Yeah, I do. I looked it up.

Okay.

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you know what that means? He got frame mocked?

I do know now.

By the ASU frat leader. Yeah.

Dude, it's so funny. Mike Malick told the funniest story on Impaulsive. I guess he goes around and talks to kids about his addiction. Which is really cool.

Yeah. Mike Malak used to be addicted to heroin.

Yeah. So he goes and he's talking to a high school and he's pouring his heart out for 45 minutes. And then at the end he goes, does anyone have any questions? And the first question is, what did you think about Clavicular getting frame mobbed? It's the funniest thing I ever heard in my life.

Yeah. Okay. So for people that live on, that live under a rock and don't know what frame mobbing is, Clavicular is this streamer guy who does, um, Basically looks maxing is this thing.

Yeah.

So like he'll like, he's very open about the surgeries he does to his face to make him look like, make his face look perfect. To mog somebody means you look better or you're better than them at that specific thing. And to frame hog them specifically means your body frame looks better. And there was like this whole thing where Clavicular, who's known to have like the best looking body or face, whatever, was standing next to this fraternity leader at ASU. And this ASU frat guy just so happened to have a better body than Clavicular. So everybody like turned it into news and was like, Clavicular just got frame-mugged. And now it's just like an ongoing joke. Like you'll see like a political debate and in the comments it'll be like, yeah, but like, what about Clavicular getting frame-mugged by the ASU frat leader? That's crazy that you know that. But speaking of political news, did you see President Obama? What happened recently? Yeah, so he basically— I mean, Natalie, first of all, Natalie really pissed me off with this topic, so I'm gonna get into that right after.

Okay.

But he confirmed the existence of aliens.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Which is fucking bananas. So if you haven't seen, Obama was doing an interview and there was a speed round, and this is what happened. Just listen to this.

Are aliens real?

Uh, they're real, but I haven't seen them, and they're not being kept in Area 51. Area 51. There's no underground facility, unless there's this enormous conspiracy and they hid it from the president of the United States.

What was the first question you wanted answered when you became president?

Where are the aliens?

Where are the aliens? Are aliens real?

So this is a speed round.

Yeah.

And this questionnaire, the guy who's asking the questions, sorry, the interviewer, is kind of glazes over the fact that the president just said that they're real.

Yeah.

Which I wonder if he did that, like, if he was like, okay, if I like go in on him on this, they're going to make me delete this clip. So he kind of just like let him say that and then moved on. But that was a bit— I've never in my life have ever heard a president confirm that aliens are real. And then it got so much pickup. I saw this clip like right when it was born, like 2 hours from the interview.

Right.

I saw it. I'm saying this for the reason that I understood what a big deal it was. Before comments started telling me what a big deal it was. Initially, right when I saw it, I like gasped. I was like, I cannot believe a president is confirming aliens.

You grabbed your shorts and you were like, oh my God.

I started to pack my things. I was like, I've got to move out of here.

He's not the only source. The Trump administration just put out a bunch of stuff about aliens too, right?

OK, OK, OK. So then Trump gets asked, and he goes, Barack Obama said that aliens are real. Have you seen any evidence of non-human visitors to Earth?

Well, he gave classified information Information. He's not supposed to be doing that.

So aliens are real?

Well, I don't know if they're real or not. I can tell you he gave classified information, which is so bizarre.

Trump is basically like— so funny that we're like saying these words like it's like we're talking about politics, but we're just talking about aliens. But Trump's basically like, yeah, they're real.

He wasn't supposed to say that though.

He wasn't supposed to say that.

Yeah.

Like what? It's like, it's like I'm so confused. And then Barack Obama, 'cause it's getting so much attention, puts out a tweet to kind of retract what he said. He says, this is him clarifying his comment about aliens being real, he goes, "I was trying to stick with the spirit of the speed round, but since it's gotten attention, let me clarify. Statistically, the universe is so vast that the odds are good that there's life out there, but the distances between solar systems are so great that the chances we've been visited by aliens is low. And I saw no evidence during my presidency that extraterrestrials have made contact with us." Really? Exclamation point. Like, what? That's like, that's crazy. Like, that, that cover-up is like when you're watching like, like a—

he wants to keep his Secret Service, I think.

Yeah, but that's like if you're watching like a 5th grade level like show and the bad guy has to be like, no, seriously, I didn't do that, right?

Or like, I, like, I don't really agree with that. Like, I just think the whole situation, I think that he was like, yeah, duh.

Huh?

There's aliens out there, obviously, you know, whatever. I don't think he was like, oh, I've seen a green alien walking planet Earth.

A president can't just say yes to aliens.

But I'm confused. They just—

Natalie, and then I said this— sorry, go.

They just released a bunch of information about aliens like last week, the government did. So I don't understand why— I think Trump's just taking that opportunity to put down his rival.

I think aliens and UFOs are different. What do you mean? Like they released information.

Aliens and UFOs are different.

Oh, I think so.

Okay. Okay. You mean like a craft as opposed to an alien going to—

Like there was this picture that was floating around, no pun intended, that was like of this thing flying over Mexico.

Yeah.

And it was like enhanced and straight up is definitely a balloon, but it's still a UFO. Like it's like UFOs are completely like, yes, have, have, have there have been like docs and shows about military like chasing random things around the sky that are UFOs. Sure, whatever, who gives a fuck? Yeah, but confirming that an alien is real is completely different.

Oh, okay, so that's what we're talking about. You're talking about a life form and Natalie got around.

And then when I broke this news to Natalie, Natalie goes, didn't we already know that?

That distinction is, is something.

And I'm like, what do you mean, did we already know that? I'm like, what are you talking about, dude? It was fucking— I was— got so mad.

I'm like, have you ever—

have you have you ever heard a president say that, yes, aliens are real? I don't know. I thought that was fucking crazy.

But you can't— you can't surmise that from what Obama said.

Yeah, well, the conversation ends here.

I win. Let's talk about Marvel.

I didn't think that— I didn't interpret that as him confirming like that there are life forms walking around on the planet.

Yeah, I think he just like slipped during a speed round.

No, bro, I think that you are like obsessed with the alien life form thing and you just have like this confirmation bias that he said something and you're like, oh, I told you it's real. Like it's happening. Like you want it to be real.

So you're making it. If you're like a president of the United States, right? And someone asks you if aliens are real, like unless you like let it slip, you're going to go, I don't have any knowledge of anything about aliens. I wish I did. That's the joke you make, right?

Yeah.

Like if there is, they're not telling me. That's what you say as a president. Every president has to say that. Obama goes, yes, that's a big difference. And then what, like, the regular president would say about aliens?

But like, on what planet? What podcast is he on? Like, what planet?

Whatever. I don't know this guy that's interviewing him, but if Barack Obama is sitting down with somebody, he must be some credible source, right?

Yes.

But like, is it the Joe Vulpes Experience?

Why would he not? You think he just slipped up? I just don't think—

I know we don't have a lot of time, so let's get to it. 35 seconds.

I like it. Wait, you think why?

I don't think that this was his time where he just decided to release this information in this random interview.

Okay. Maybe. Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm like, I don't know.

And then the Trump thing, I don't think that he was—

You just think it was an accidental slip up?

I think that his intention and thought behind it is not what you're interpreting.

Yeah.

You think he literally misspoke. And I'm not saying misspoke by revealing the truth. He just misspoke.

I don't think he understood the weight of his words in that moment.

Oh, okay. Yeah. President of the United States doesn't understand the way the first world works.

Well, though he was on a talk show when he was president, or maybe it was right after he was president. It was on like Fallon or something. And he's like, they were like, well, what happens when you become president? He's like, they give you a binder with a bunch of stuff in there that you do not want to see. You do not want to know.

Yes.

And stuff I could never talk about. So maybe that's what was in the binder.

Yeah. I can't imagine.

Yeah. But like, are they going to, like, you can't, he can't just be like, going on interviews and saying shit like that.

Also, in terms of powerful people, what number do you think, like, the president is?

The ex-president?

Or like just in general? Like when there's a president, do you think he's like in the top 100 powerful people in the world?

In the world?

Like, not anymore?

What do you mean not anymore?

Whoever's currently actively president.

Oh, whoever's president. Yeah.

Why are you so tripped up on that? Obama? No, I'm saying whoever is president of the United States.

Obviously it's the most powerful man in the free world.

But like, the president, I'm just like, in action, could be woman.

Nat could be woman.

Thank you.

Maybe you can do it.

Okay.

Once you're 35. Imagine that as president.

That would be horrible. Be horrible. Country would be on fire.

Nobody would watch this. Everyone would turn off the TVs.

Bolognese Fridays for the entire country.

Mac and cheese Tuesday and bolognese Friday.

Burrito Mondays.

That's the only changes she makes. She goes, tax dollars, less money to the Army, more to ground beef. Yeah, I don't know.

Sammy Pepper is the Secretary of State.

Sorry, Sammy Pepper. That's such an inside joke, dude. That's like only 3 people know.

No, it's just a funny name. It's a funny Natalie name. I know it's an inside joke, but imagine having a friend named Sammy Pepper. It sounds like out of a comic book.

It sounds like out of a comic book. I mean, yeah, I don't think we should continue talking about it because obviously there's no answer. To it. I just thought it was interesting. Aliens have been confirmed, in my opinion, fully confirmed. Trump is obviously talking about releasing the files of aliens. Yes. Which is also like a whole nother funny thing where everyone's like— Trump's like, I guess people are really curious about these files, time to release them. So there's, uh, that— that's also interesting. Jay, you know what I'm excited to see?

Me?

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Today, Naveen found an old video of yours, and I woke up to her just howling. She was like, it was the video where you— the characters on Hollywood Boulevard chased me, and she was dying, and she was like—

Yeah, you got pranked. You thought that they were—

Yeah, I thought they were gonna fight me. Yeah.

Wait, why? Because you needed to pay them or something? What was the—

They wanted $1,000 from me, and I was like, I don't have $1,000.

But really, it was one of our friends dressed as the characters. Yeah, and you were ready to fight him. Yeah, yeah, that was crazy.

He was howling and she was like, tell me, tell me that this is fake. And I go, I go, I'm gonna be 100% honest with you, I was fucking scared for my life. I mean, I was like, I, I, I wasn't fake at all. I really thought that they were gonna fight me.

There's some of our videos that I feel like you could assume or you could think maybe it's fake even though they're not. When we do those kinds of things, but that's the one that I can clear as day look and be like, it's not fake.

Say it again, sorry.

That's the one I could clearly look at and not have any question that's fake because your reaction to Elmo is you like start bouncing around like you're Bruce Lee and you go, you want some? I have a whole army coming. That's what you say. You say, I have an army coming, which is the fucking lamest thing I've ever heard in a fight, especially with a character from Sesame Street.

But when I look at it—

you never fake that.

But when I look at it, I think, I think this looks fake as hell. Like, oh really? She was like, she was like, well, David's filming you. You knew he was filming. And I was like, yeah, but he filmed everything.

Yeah, yeah, dude, that's why it was so easy to like pull a prank on somebody. Yeah, because like if there's a robbery at our house, right, I'm filming it, right? No matter— even if I'm at gunpoint, like no matter what, it was being filmed. So like you, you actually would never be able to discern whether or not there was a part of me that was like Why isn't he helping me?

And why is he just filming? That didn't go in my head.

That's really funny. Yeah, there's one moment I— Ilya's really scared of skydiving. Yeah, and I got like— I got in his— I got a video with him and I fucking lost it. I'm so pissed. And I was like, sometime in the next 10, 20 years, I'm going to prank you and you're gonna have to skydive. And he's like, how on earth How on earth is that possible? And I'm like, just give me consent where I can do this to you right now. And he goes, you're telling me I'm going to skydive and I'm not going to know that it's you? I'm like, no, you won't know it's me. And he gave me permission to do it and I lost the video and I'm so bummed of it because like, that's been one of my dreams to like have a plane fall out of the sky and Ilya has to jump, which would be really complicated because like a skydiving plane and a regular plane are two different things. So it'd have to be like some sort of genius way to dress a 747 and have him jump out. I don't even know if you could actually jump out of one of those planes. Yeah, you may not be able to, but we don't—

or maybe you guys like go on like a tour of like an army base.

Yeah.

And you're like saying hi to the troops. And while you're there, sure, sure, sure, sure. Up in that plane and he's got to go.

Speaking of pranks, I saw one that we did the other day that was like I get why we did it, but I felt really bad. It was— I don't know if you remember this. Do you remember when I was on the Drew Barrymore Show?

Yeah.

Jay, do we ever talk about this?

Maybe.

Probably.

Yeah.

I was watching the movie Whip It last night. I saw Drew Barrymore and I was like, I remember doing her show. Drew Barrymore is top 10 nicest people on the planet. Like, just like radiates like sunshine and rainbows. Like straight, literally, like when you're talking to her, like that's just like what she just looks like. She looks like she's having the best Molly trip every, like, every second. She's just always super happy. And we had this idea— this is when I was doing the show, Jason and I were like in the peak argument of I believe that 50 First Dates was in the top 10 greatest movies of all time. And Jason was like, there's no way that's possible. So I was like, I told Drew Barrymore's team and they were like, oh yeah, Drew would love this. Like, let's let's set up a call where you and Jason are having this argument and then Drew Barrymore pops into the Zoom. Um, and, and yeah, and it's— and so basically, I think you think— what, what did you think you were on? You didn't know you were on the Drew Barrymore Show.

Wait, this happened?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What?

Yeah, so we don't know, maybe I thought you were on some podcast.

Yeah, yeah. So, so Jason and I called in and I asked him like 3 questions to throw him off, and then one of the, one And then one of the follow-up questions was like, is 50 First Dates in the top 10 greatest movies of all time? And then Jason was like, I'm not having this discussion with you again, David. Like, it's absolutely not. Like, in terms of filmography and blah, blah, blah. He did all that. And meanwhile, Drew's watching. And like, this goes on for like, ah, well, like a minute, 30 seconds of Jason going like, absolutely not. It's not, blah, blah, blah.

Is it live to the audience?

Yes.

Yes.

It's live to the audience.

Are you sitting in the audience? He's just on Zoom somewhere? Are you on Zoom?

No, we're all— I'm not even in the studio with Drew.

Okay.

Because I think it's COVID, so I think we're like, we're all in different places.

Okay, got it.

And Drew's watching, but Drew's not like pumped into the Zoom yet, so it's just me and Jason.

Yeah.

And then, and then I go, I say something like, really? Well, how would Drew Barrymore feel about this opinion? And Drew pops in and she's like, really, Jason? Like, you don't like 50 First Dates? And then I'm like, I'm watching it now, and I'm like, okay, so Jason's now— Jason is now flip and he's gonna be like, Drew, of course I love 50 First Dates, my favorite. But he doesn't.

What did I do?

He doubles down.

He doubles down. And I had to, I had to turn, I had to turn off the TV because I was like, I couldn't even watch it. I know Drew didn't care and that's like, she was excited to be like, whatever. And Jay goes, listen, like immediately Drew Barrymore's on TV. He's like, he's like, hi Drew, listen, if Drew Barrymore right now on live TV wants to tell me that 50 First Dates in front of everyone right now is in the Top 10 greatest movies of all time. And I'm like, oh my God, oh my God. At the time it wasn't so awkward, but watching it back, I'm like, oh fuck.

But most people would agree with me. I can't waver on my thing.

I think she would, 'cause I think she's like in the movie industry.

She thinks it's in the top 10?

No, I think maybe she wouldn't.

Yeah, she wouldn't.

Actually, I don't know, I don't know. I still genuinely to this day believe—

I know you do, but you're crazy.

I believe it's in the top 10. But now my brain is gone. This is what I said on the show and I'll say it again. I think like, I think a movie is what you could just turn on and have a good time and just like forget things. That's it. Like, I understand that a Christopher Nolan Inception or Interstellar is like so much more intricate and complicated, but like at the end of the day, I feel like they serve the same purpose and that's like entertain you to sweep you away.

So I asked Matthew McConaughey how many times he's watched Interstellar.

I saw that was crazy. Did you see that?

No, I mean, I saw Timmy said like he's watched it 25 times.

Timmy?

Oh my God, I can't believe I just said Timmy.

I think I say Timmy.

Timmy makes more sense. Timmy asked Matty, Matthew McConaughey, how many times he's seen Interstellar.

And then he got frame mugged.

And then he got frame mugged by the ASU frat leader.

Wait, how many times?

One.

Oh wow, he only watched it once.

Wow.

Which is— I feel like if you watch it once, you don't even understand it properly.

He explained it well though. He was like like every, every second I'm looking at like what I messed up. He's like, oh, I could have done this, I could have done this. It's like if you were to watch— oh, you don't— you watch your vlogs?

I watched 20 of my vlogs last night. You did? Yeah.

Did you get anything out of it?

Every time I'm like, are you kidding me? That was amazing. No, I was watching—

amazing.

I was watching last night, I was like, it's fucking incredible. And then I'm always saying the same thing, like I'm watching with John and Alex. Yeah, all the time. And like, we'll all get really into it and we'll just like get carried away, like watching like 15, 20 vlogs. And every time I say the same shit, I'm like, can you believe these were 3 a week? Like, I'm just like, yeah, I get like really into it. I mean, I really can't believe— like, I just— I don't know. I'm really blown away when I watch it. I really love the vlogs. I really do love the vlogs. They're fun.

You had movie night here. I heard you watched 7 Bond movies.

Well, you joined us for one movie night.

I did. And thank you to that listener.

And then I got the invite.

I had a blast.

I asked you to come to the next one.

Yes, you did. At 12:00 in the middle of the day.

Yes. Which I understood that, like, was going to be a tough one for you. But we started at 12 because we were going to watch 3 Bond movies in one day.

Yeah.

Which we successfully did. Did you—

did you stay too for that?

Oh, I did. Yeah. Natalie was there the whole time.

We finished the first Bond movie after about 2 p.m. or like 2:30. And John and Alex were like, okay, what should we do now? And Natalie was like, what do you mean, what should we do now? Like, we should keep watching. That's why we're all here right now.

Wow.

This is like during the weekday.

Yeah, this was like a Thursday during the middle of the week.

Yeah, and, and like Natalie was like leading the charge and like back-to-back movies. So we're like, okay, let's watch.

It was raining, pouring rain outside, like it was like perfect movie day, perfect day.

So we watched the second Bond, and then after that one was over, we— Alex was like, I can't, I can't sit through another one, I have to like get out. And we're like, okay, let's take an hour-long break. So Alex went to the gym and we went to Olive Garden. The best day ever.

Literally the best day ever.

I'm jealous of Olive Garden.

So we went to Olive Garden.

It is fun to go to Olive Olive Garden with you.

So fun. Our server was incredible. Oh my God, brought it out in seconds. Yeah, seconds.

Get the salad, of course. Limited salad.

I customize the salad a little bit. I take out the croutons, I don't like the extra crunchy stuff. I take out the olives and I do extra tomatoes.

Yes.

Um, it's a real, real blast, a real treat. Yeah. Now he gets the chicken Alfredo. Oh, and then guess what? After Olive Garden, stop by Krispy Kreme.

Yeah, you didn't.

Yes, we did. You little— got a dozen donuts and they gave I was—

they gave me 2 free donuts while I was just sitting there waiting too, before I even got to the dozen.

I don't like when they do that. I don't like it.

Oh my God, it was fresh off the press, melt in your mouth.

Like, I get it, I get it if you're a kid, but like, now that I'm an adult and I can like afford my own dozen donuts, yeah, like, I don't like spoiling my unboxing of the dozen donuts and getting my free donut before.

That's fair. It is an experience.

To me, the price in calories is more than the price I pay Yes. So like to ruin that experience, ruined by my first free generous donut that Krispy Kreme so generously offers me.

Sounds like Natalie's experience wasn't— it was only amplified.

Oh my God.

Yeah. Natalie, Natalie's like, yeah, I'll add this to my dozen.

I think I had like 4 that night. It was crazy.

Okay.

So wait, is that why they call it a baker's dozen?

Baker's dozen is 13.

Is that why? Because the baker will give you an extra one?

Probably.

I don't know. Look up.

Maybe we don't have to look it up.

And so then you come back and you watched another Bond movie at 7 o'clock.

We came back, Alex came back from the gym, probably burned 500 calories, we gained 2,000 calories, and then we met up and we finished the first one. I ordered some Go Greek yogurt and we finished the second to last one, and then the next day we finished the last one. Yeah, um, pretty, pretty incredible.

Oh my God. Yeah, what are you guys doing?

Did you guys work to do No, I cleared it.

No, no, yeah, Natalie said it was okay. Yeah, Natalie was good.

No, I was like working through the movies, but, um, I got permission. Usually I'm not allowed to be on my phone during the movies, but this day, because it was the work day, I was allowed to be on my phone and work through the film.

It's tough, man, because, you know, I feel like I have to be like, okay, do we want brand deals or we're gonna enjoy this movie? And I had to put my, you know, not foot down, but foot in the middle.

Well, and then I was like, listen, a little rest day, a little downtime, and be really invigorated and motivated tomorrow to get after those deals and make that money.

That's true. She does, she does say that a lot. She's like, I need more vacation so when I come back I'm hitting the ground even harder. Yeah. Our friend Alex posted a, um, Alex, our roommate who does, who's, who's recently got into DJing, posted a remix and someone commented on it saying, nah, Alex, you're actually nasty as fuck at remixes, what the fuck. And then Alex's mom responds to this comment right under and goes, yo, Bailey, if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all. Let the kid chase his dreams, and he's just getting started. And then hand emojis, like prayer emojis. Oh my God, fucking incredible. And then Bailey was actually nice about it. Bailey goes, it's a compliment, you silly goose. And I read this to Alex, and Alex was like, I wish Bailey was more harsher. Really funny mom comment.

That's so mom.

Yeah, yeah, it's very, very mom. Okay, and also guys, I always want you guys to take away something from this pod. Um, so there, you know, like when like it's nice to have fun facts and friend groups, so I'm gonna like in like a friend group setting, okay, I'm gonna give you guys a friend, I'm gonna give you guys a fun fact, a friend fact. No, no, fun fact, sorry.

Okay, my bad.

So I was watching the Olympics, yeah, and there was this figure skating coach who choreographs multiple students.

Okay.

From his like camp or from his school. Yeah, from his school. And when his students go out and compete, he has to change jackets for what country he's representing.

Oh, wow.

Which is really interesting. So it's like 3— he has to put on 3 or 4 different jackets because his students are from all over the world.

Yeah.

So I find that really interesting. Oh, little quick fact. That's something you can kind of— when you're at dinner or lunch and your friends are like, what's new? Hit them with that jacket fact. I'd be like, hey, have you been watching the Winter Olympics? And then boom.

Oh, I was, I was in the store and you know how like everything's like so expensive around here? Like, okay, so we found this store where this grocery store that's amazing and it's like really cheap. Like, oh my God. And the quality was amazing.

What was it called?

Sabreze. Oh, it's like a Persian grocery store out in the Valley. So we're going in there, we're having a blast, we're like buying all this stuff. And of course, like, you know, it's actually cheap. It's so cheap. Like, it's crazy. Like, it's— I mean, like, I don't know, a cucumber's $1.

Whereas opposed to—

Whereas I was supposed to go to Gelson's, it's like $2.99.

Oh, Jesus.

3 times as much. Like, 2 big— like, a big thing of chicken breasts are like $10.

Okay. Okay.

So, which is great, you know, but of course the people that work there, you know, they don't care. And so I went up there and I go to pay for everything and the woman grabs the cucumber and she goes, what is this? And I go, it's cucumber. And she goes, what kind of cucumber? And I go, I don't know. She goes, English? English cucumber? And I go, I don't know. And I go, oh yeah, I'll run and check. So this is just like not interested in helping you at all, but I want like a discount, you know? So I run and check.

That's so funny. I would just be like, yes, English cucumber.

Well, I don't know. I don't want to— I'm trying to save money. So I go and I run back and I go, it's $1.59. The cucumber is $1.59.

And she goes, "Is it English?" Yeah, you didn't even answer her question.

Yeah, I know I didn't. So I'm like, "I don't know." So then I run back.

That's the most Jason Nash story ever. To go back, try to figure it out, but not bring back the right information.

Okay, whatever. So then I'm looking, I don't have my glasses, so I bring my phone up so I can see what it says. And it says Mexican cucumber.

Oh shit.

So then I'm like, okay, Mexican. So then I start running through the store and I go, Mexican, Mexican! And then right as I do that, like, a Mexican dude comes out of the aisle.

That's right.

And he was like— and I was like, oh, that's really good.

How much was it?

$1.59.

Oh, okay. So it didn't even— oh, okay.

Yeah, he saved a total of 60 cents in that.

Yeah.

How much was the English cucumber? Do you know?

English cucumber was $2.69.

Yeah.

So you saved a dollar.

Being a little racist and saving a dollar. I consider that.

I walked into my coffee shop the other day. I go every day, I go to the same coffee shop. I get there 6:00 AM. I get the same thing every day. I order on the phone. I go in and I walk in and then I just walk out and there's a guy with 8 headshots of me on the table. And I go, uh, what?

Pictures of you? Yeah.

Pictures of me. And I was like, hey. And he was like, he's like, uh, he said, can I, can I get autograph? Like that. And I was like, what?

Wow.

I was like, is this a prank?

Wow, Jay, you're big time.

No, I'm not big time, but like, why? Do you know what I mean? Like, even if it was you, let's say it was you. Yeah, more famous than me.

It happens all the time to me.

It does?

No, no, no.

But like, what's the value in it?

I think I sell it.

I never understood that.

He can't sell it. He's not gonna sell an autograph of I mean, there's no one who will buy it.

Yeah, I don't know. I've signed way more autographs than I believe possible to be able to sell. Like, every time I'm signing one, I'm only doing it because I'm like, this feels cool.

Yeah.

Like, and every time I tell them, like, where is this going?

Yeah. And what do they say?

My favorite is like when there's— when like a celebrity is like signing something and there's like a blue marker and they're like, and they're like, I'm not signing because the blue marker. Because, you know, the whole thing with blue markers, right?

Yeah.

No, like, blue markers can be transferred easier to other pictures, so your signature can be duplicated. Oh, it's like celebrities who won't use blue markers and they'll only use black, whatever. But like, I think it's like— and then there'll be celebrities that are like, you're not even a fan, you're just here to sign it, or you're just here to sell it.

Yeah.

One, they're selling it to a fan who maybe doesn't have access to you because this paparazzi guy waited for you for 4 fucking hours.

That's true.

And two, who gives a fuck that this paparazzi guy is making money off you? That blows my fucking mind.

Right.

Maybe I don't have the same, like, I don't have like paparazzi experience, like a true fucking person that's hounded by paparazzi every day. So it's very, very, very different. So I'm just speaking from my perspective. But like, this is always like, even as a kid, I'm like, what are you fucking complaining about? Yeah. Like, just sign the piece of paper. So the poor guy can make some money. And also, like, they're, they're blasting you onto the tabloids, ultimately helping with your job. It's never made any sense to me. Yeah, like when people complain about signing things. But yeah, okay, sorry, what were we talking about?

The only thing I've noticed is that when they were— I— there's— when there's like crappy bands at the Troubadour, there will be autograph hounds out there getting get the people to sign just in case they blow up. The band blows up.

Wow.

I mean, yeah, I think that's sick. Is that not?

It's pretty interesting.

Yeah. Do you not think that's— do you think that's fucked up?

No, no. But I still don't understand why that guy was at my coffee shop waiting for me.

Maybe he knows something you don't, like you're about to blow up.

We gotta go, Dave.

We gotta call.

We gotta find this guy.

Maybe you're about to be really, really big. Maybe.

I mean, he probably just like saw you there a couple times. He's like, fuck it, I'll just get it. Maybe one day it'll be worth something.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I mean, the same reason they're outside the Troubadour is probably the same reason they're asking me for an autograph. No one's buying a fucking YouTuber's signature. It just doesn't make any sense.

Is somebody buying Will Smith's signature?

Maybe someone's a big fan.

Oh, actually, I completely agree with that. Unless you're like, as I have like 40 posters in my house signed by different celebrities.

I know.

Well, Will Smith is like a weird example. Unless he's signing like Hancock. I feel like for some reason some people definitely love—

like, they—

yeah, you're right. I don't know what I'm saying. You're right. People do like signatures.

That's stupid. Yeah, people love that shit. I mean, it makes sense.

Yeah, I think the signature has gone down though, the value of it, because now it's just like pictures. Like, you want a picture with a person over, or like a Cameo or something. What, the app? No, I'm saying like, if people see you in person, it's very rare where like a little kid will be like, can you sign this napkin? It happens. Yeah, but like, it's because they don't have their phone on them, or they ask for a picture and the signature. But like, yeah, right. Yeah, I do think that that's interesting. Well, I don't know, Jay, I would take that as a good sign. I think something big is coming for you.

Thanks.

Also, somebody told me, remember on the last podcast I put a bet down on Price Picks saying that there's going to be a giant earthquake that's going to hit the town?

Yes, we remember.

Well, someone told me that I shouldn't take that money out because that's a bad omen.

Oh really?

Yeah. Yeah, because that is true. Anything I usually bet on, the opposite happens, right?

Well, that was the point.

I think I feel almost like I'm protecting— yeah, I'm protecting California.

Yeah, that was the point I made. Yeah.

Oh really?

Yeah.

Okay, so I'm gonna keep the money in.

Okay, that was your intention all along.

And I'm driving a brand new go-kart, whatever I can buy with the $200 I bet.

Yeah, on what road?

Yeah. We have to buy a new drone or something with the $2,000 I won from this big earthquake that hits.

Are you following? Did you see Sam Altman's speech about AI?

Oh, no. I love this. What happened?

How we're going to be able to just— he basically said, oh, we're going to be able to sit around and not have to work and just find ways to spend time, which is so insane because that is just not what's going to happen, I don't think.

I'm sorry. So sorry. We got to get more context.

Okay. So he made a speech about the future of AI. And so he's like, yeah, AI is going to be so great. And basically you guys are not going to have to work. And we're going to be really struggling to find ways to fill time because, you know, you're just going to be doing hobbies all day and there's going to be universal income. And, and like, yeah, we're just like, it's going to be like a utopia. Like, you know, when you watch a movie and it's in the future and it's like, it's like utopia.

Yeah. Like, I'm actually understanding this more than I did before when we talked about this.

This.

Yeah, because I couldn't wrap my head around how everything could be free. But so that means like AI is doing all farming. Yeah, all of like harnessing the energy of the Earth from like wind, solar.

Yeah.

And then doing all like the manual labor, building things, and then everyone just gets paid. Okay, I kind of get it.

Yeah, but yeah, and it's, it's, it's almost like when there wasn't electricity and you were like sitting in a dark room. And then, and if somebody was like, yeah, so there'll be like light and there'll be power and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But you can't imagine it.

Yeah. That is really crazy.

Yeah.

The other day I was like trying, not the other day, yesterday I was trying to change. That is the other day. Why am I getting caught up on this? Anyway, the other day I was trying to change the color of the pickleball court and like I just put it into my Microsoft AI and it was just like, I was just like, can you give me 10 different options for what I should change this court to look like, to what color?

Yeah.

And it just like pumped them out. And I know this is like, like I'm like, like I'm saying something that's so obvious, but it's just so interesting that that would normally cost like $500 to $1,000 to get rendered.

Oh yeah.

Like from a company. And I just did that in literally 8 seconds on my own because I was bored. Board. Yeah. And like, same goes for like if I would ever want to build a new house.

Yeah.

Like, why am I going to like an interior decorator or like— or like, you still need the architect maybe, but like to like actually design what the house is going to look like, I could do that myself. Give me 2 days like with like a fucking gutted house, take pictures of everything and have AI skin it. It's kind of crazy. Like that, that saves you like Honestly, like $20,000 when you're building a house, $30,000, even more.

Yeah.

I want to go back to my point before, which is that I don't believe that kind of utopia will exist either. Like, I just don't believe it. Like, I think it's like a scam.

I mean, I don't really understand how it's possible. Speaking of AI, I saw this fucking really interesting video the other day. I've been watching more and more AI videos. And there's this one that is like like, it's like so up my alley of things. So it's this guy, it was a 5-minute video, 100% constructed using AI. And it's like high definition. It looks like a real movie. It's pretty good, all things considered. And it's this guy going back in time to, to make sure Hitler doesn't become Hitler. So he doesn't kill Hitler, but he goes back in time and Hitler's applying to art school. This is the story, right? Of like how Hitler became Hitler. Hitler got turned down from art school. He wanted to be a painter, but he couldn't get into art school. So anyway, he gets into this time machine. He goes to the art school where Hitler was applying to. Hitler is currently talking to like the administrator. The administrator is like, I'm sorry, we have no room for you here. And then the guy busts through the door and he's like, listen, like you need to give him another chance. Please accept him to art school. And then he pulls the administrator to the side and he's like, if you don't do this, he'll be responsible for one of the most catastrophic world wars of all time. And the art guy's like, uh, okay, fine. Anyway, so Hitler gets the gig at the art school, and then the guy hops back into the time machine, goes into the future, and the future is fucking demolished. Like, destroyed. Like, absolutely, like, 10 times worse than he left it. Like, everything's in rubble and ashes. And then the guy's robot comes out because it's like the future, and he's like, what the fuck happened here? I thought I stopped the war, like, with like stopping Hitler, blah blah blah. He's like, you didn't stop it, you just pushed it back 60 years. You just pushed back the World War the right amount of years where all these powers had nuclear access. And the Second World War just so happened to be a war with all nuke— with all nuclear warfare. So everything was destroyed on Earth. Wow, kind of interesting. I've never even I've never even thought about, everyone always thinks, what are the repercussions if you were to stop something like that? But that is interesting. Anyway, that was such an interesting AI video. And I watched 5 minutes of it and it ends on a cliffhanger. It ends on the guy's like, well, okay, well, if this is what happens now, maybe I just have to jump 200 years into the future and see how life is then. And then you're like, okay, what happens? And then it ends, like, to be continued. Wow. And I'm like, I'm left on a fucking cliffhanger here of this fucking AI show. It's kind of crazy. And it's just like, I'm like, oh yeah, we're completely fucked.

So that guy will take that video and he will take it to a studio and pitch that, right?

No. No, because he already made the video. Why does he need the studio?

Because you're sitting there looking for the next episode.

He could just make it. It took him 10 minutes.

Yes, but like distribution and stuff like that.

I saw it. It was distributed on TikTok. Oh, well, I just, I don't think there's any, like Netflix or something. Something?

Like, you think that will be a thing? Um, what, like an AI series on Netflix like that?

Well, I think it's back to what I, what I said like, what, 8 months ago, where you will be able to go into Netflix and you will type in your 3 favorite movies, but you'll want a new prompt, you want new actors to play it, right? I think actors are going to make a lot of money, the already established ones. Like, I think your Kevin Harts, your fucking Matt Damons, your Leo DiCaprios, your Matthew McConaughey—

has anyone approached you about protecting your IP?

No, but I would sell that shit immediately right now if anybody came. Really? No, no, no, I wouldn't. It's definitely too early to do that because I think people have no idea what's gonna happen. Yeah, unless you're like in your 50s and you're an actor, like get your bag, get your $700 million right now.

But what do you think could happen?

Well, I think like Matthew McConaughey is gonna sell himself to Netflix. They're gonna scan his face and Netflix will create thousands of movies with his likeness. Sickness, right? Thousands. Because all those movies are going to be user-generated. So users are going to be like, my favorite actor is Matthew McConaughey. I want to see him in a romantic movie when he's in his 20s about space travel. And there you go. You're going to be able to see Matthew McConaughey be the lead actor in a movie.

Do you think people will resist knowing that it's an AI movie?

I don't think you're going to have a choice.

I think when it gets good enough, it's like you don't think you're gonna have a choice.

I think my sister's— my sister's like that. My sister like fucking hates AI.

Yeah.

Um, because she's just like— she's a fashion designer and I think it like— it like scares her.

Yeah.

Um, but I think it's kind of inevitable.

Yeah.

I don't know. I'm also like a creative guy. I like to think so. And like, I, I do think that it is inevitable. So like, can't really beat it, so join it. I just don't understand how There's companies that do that now for influencing.

Be like, Natalie, sell your likeness. And then all of a sudden it's like, it's a campaign for, what's a brand that Natalie would work with? Whatever. Sell your likeness. Let's say it's Dior. And all of a sudden it's generated and then you click approve. Yes. And then it goes up on your Instagram and you never take the photos. You never—

My Instagram Explore page is so interesting. The other day, it's like so tailored to me, it's like actually kind of disgusting. You know, you click the Explore page and you get like all these images. Mine was— it was Marvel. It was— and this was like so good— Marvel, cars, watches, and like pretty girls. And it was just— it would just cycle through like the every 5 pictures, one after the other. And half of the pretty girls were AI-generated. Really? Which is fucking crazy because I think those are the things I'm interacting with most. Yeah, because I'm like, this— is this a real person? And I get bamboozled every time, genuinely, by the same fucking chick too. And every time I click in, because like it's getting so crazy that like— have you seen those like AI-generated girls? Yeah, yeah, like they're on like vacation in like fucking Greece.

Yeah, yeah.

And it like— they— it's like, it's really, really scary. And that's why I always talk about on the pod, I'm like, I'm ready to date an AI girl because I just like, it's like, whatever this is, I keep clicking on it for a reason. I'm obviously, this is my type.

Mine's older comedians. Oh, that's really sad.

Older comedians.

Yeah, great comedians.

All right guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Go check out Jason's daily podcast. They are fucking bangers.

Vlogs, bro, not podcasts.

Oh, sorry, vlogs, vlogs, vlogs. Vlogs. They are bangers. Go check out Natalie's Instagram, and we will see you guys for the next one.