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David's Dream Prank
So, which is great, you know, but of course the people that work there, you know, they don't care. And so I went up there and I go to pay for everything and the woman grabs the cucumber and she goes, what is this? And I go, it's cucumber. And she goes, what kind of cucumber? And I go, I don't know. She goes, English? English cucumber? And I go, I don't know. And I go, oh yeah, I'll run and check. So this is just like not interested in helping you at all, but I want like a discount, you know? So I run and check.
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Oh, Jesus.
3 times as much. Like, 2 big— like, a big thing of chicken breasts are like $10.
Okay. Okay.
So, which is great, you know, but of course the people that work there, you know, they don't care. And so I went up there and I go to pay for everything and the woman grabs the cucumber and she goes, what is this? And I go, it's cucumber. And she goes, what kind of cucumber? And I go, I don't know. She goes, English? English cucumber? And I go, I don't know. And I go, oh yeah, I'll run and check.…
That's so funny. I would just be like, yes, English cucumber.
Well, I don't know. I don't want to— I'm trying to save money. So I go and I run back and I go, it's $1.59. The cucumber is $1.59.
And she goes, "Is it English?" Yeah, you didn't even answer her question.