Confronting My Friend Over $60,000

What's up guys, welcome back to Views, brought to you by Spotify. Boom, cha-ching! Jason, yeah, open your duffel bag because I'm pouring in the cash.

Okay, we've got one of those wind machines and blow all the money around.

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Oh David, look out, it's too much money! Oh no, you're getting crushed!

Yeah, it's too much money. All right, let's roll the intro. Music. Hi guys, what's up? Welcome back to Views. Apparently Spotify liked the last time we plugged them, which is really cool because, um, I don't even know what we said, but I guess it was a really positive thing we were talking about. Jason, dude, I fucking hate when Jason checks the little podcast equipment because he completely tunes out.

I'm checking the levels. I do sound and I am talent, okay? So if you want to hire a a sound person or a talent person.

Sure, you can.

I'll gladly— I have two jobs here while you kick back with your fucking cool hair.

If only, if only the talent was as good as the sound guy.

Well, joke's on you, motherfucker, because I've been doing both the whole time.

Yeah, it's funny.

Sounds good and funny. I'm bringing it to the table, um, guys.

Jason is a 45-year-old divorced dad who now has a girlfriend named Trisha, and he has two kids, and he's a hard time talking to his ex-wife. I'm 21, everything's great. Um, now you've caught up with our story.

I am so glad that now we can actually fucking— you know, I've given so much to this podcast over the years.

What do you mean?

The 40 years we've been doing this, I've given— I was talking about this the other day. I've given everything. I go into my life, I give you— I, I let you do the nitty-gritty, all the stuff with Trisha, and what happens here?

Sure, you like—

can't bring up your relationship for 6 months. No.

For—

yeah, for 6 months. Yeah. So now, my friend, now is payback.

Sure.

Tell us everything.

I won't say everything, but I'll— but, but I'll talk about it, like, on— because I don't want to talk about it without, without Liza. I'm not going to get into, like, the—

she's right here.

No, she's not. You look like you just held up a head, like you decapitated her.

Well, that's in your mind. I would never do that.

No. Um, yeah, no, uh, Liza and I, uh, broke up.

What?

Fuck off. We broke up like 6 months ago and we were kind of just like figuring things out and kind of, yeah, doing the whole figuring thing out for the last 6 months. And we just decided that we were comfortable enough to share with everybody. So we made a video and it got like a really good response from people.

Well, I'm satisfied with that answer. We can move on. Really? Yeah.

Oh, that was quick. I'm like, no, no, no, I want to talk about it more.

No, let's talk about it.

I was going to say.

How are you doing?

Okay, this is what I will say. Yeah. I was like 2, 3 months in. None of our friends knew about the breakup. And I remember—

We kind of knew.

Yeah. And I remember like, yeah, but like towards the second or third month, that's where you guys started to get suspicious.

Right.

'Cause you guys were like, okay, why didn't they post on Valentine's Day? Like what's going on? And I remember the first person I told like after 3 months was Scott. And Scott was like my guy that was talking to you guys and he knew about the actual breakup. So Scott told me that one day you went up to him and you were like, We're like, what the fuck are we doing? Why are we scared to talk to him about this? If this was our lives, he'd be all up in it with a camera. Why don't we have fucking— why don't we have enough courage to do this shit? Is that what you were saying?

Yeah, I said to him, I said, this is bullshit. I get, I get my relationship raked over the coals. Yeah. And you're, and you're just get off scot-free because everyone's like, oh, David, no, he's hurting right now. He's all alone in his $2.6 million house. Yeah, no, I mean David just walked in and he just goes, holy shit, bro, my— this fucking house is lit because Chiqui's just cleaning. Who lives here? He does that every time, and it is kind of endearing, and it is a nice house. You know what, I'm glad you appreciate things. It's nice.

It gets better every time. Right now, guys, in our studio, aka our living room, we have live audience members. We have Bruce, who actually recorded our intro song. We have Carly, Bruce's boyfriend. Who's actually his girlfriend. Excuse me, sorry, I think I messed that up. And then we have Zane Hijazi. He is Heath's friend. We told him to be quiet.

You can't be loud.

He came with a bag of Cheetos. So yep, those are his Cheetos.

Great.

Zane, Zane, say hi so people know you're here. Hi, I'm here. So Zane, Zane's gonna be here listening to our entire podcast. Um, Jason, we gotta— we gotta—

Zane loves to come in when my kids are asleep and just yell. Yeah, just straight up. Yeah, bro. Like, baby, I don't have a video for tomorrow.

Isn't that funny that that's how they talk?

Baby? Yeah, they say baby in front of Zane and Heath.

They say baby in front of everything. We have two friends, like, Hollywood agents, and like, and they're just, they're kids from Florida and they say baby in front of everything. And it's so weird because no one else talks like them in our group until you're sitting in a room with them. Then everyone starts talking like them.

It is infectious.

It's really weird. Yeah, it's like It's like the chickenpox.

And they always have Coke on them, which is great.

That's true.

Yeah.

Oh, and I was gonna be so pissed. We said, look at his face. You heard us. They always have Coke on them, motherfucker. No, I don't. He goes, we just found out. Oh, by the way, we're going to— we're going on tour. I feel like we've said it a lot.

Yeah, well, it's good to say because people are coming to see us.

We're going on tour.

Be in Boston on Saturday. We're super excited. My mom's gonna be there.

It's in Massachusetts.

My dad's gonna be there. My sister's gonna be there. And we're flying in. David booked the flights at 11:45 PM. Yeah, which is great.

We're gonna get there at 5 in the morning.

Fucking idea. Once again, David, we get there totally exhausted. Well done on the booking. Of course, I specifically asked if we could come a little later.

Okay, okay. So I think I've had enough.

Um, so distracting.

They're, they're walking around. Zane just choked on a Cheeto and you couldn't hear it.

It's gonna make noise.

I just want to enjoy myself here.

Don't you have a $1.6 million house that you can go to?

Zane, grab Jason's mic real quick. I want to talk to you about something. Okay, don't pull it any further. Okay, um, this is Zane Hajazi. Fun fact, Zane, I let you borrow $60,000 the other day, right? Why are you bringing that up? That's not fair. And by the other day, I mean, I mean like 3 months ago. 3 months ago. And same, this is my favorite part, because they— Zane borrowed it because he needed to show the bank that he had more money so he can buy his house, right? So I'm like, yeah, totally, like, I know he'll pay me back. I'm still not worried about it. But, um, 2 months go by and I'm just like, Zane, how much money do you have in your bank account right now? And he goes, zero. He goes, he goes, 40 grand. And I'm like, oh I'm like, oh, that's, that's not including my money. And he's like, no, no, that's including your money. He was never supposed to spend my money. It was only supposed to make it look like he had money. So I ended up using this. So, so now I've been waiting for a couple months. I know he'll pay me back, but it's just like a fun thing that, uh, will I? I don't fucking know. Because every time you forget, and like, you forget in these intervals, but they get longer and longer every time. Natalie has it on like the top of her— my assistant has it on the top of her list. Every day she asks me, she's like, should I talk to Zane about your money? And I go, nah, you're good. Oh, Bitch, that's not being a good friend. But yeah, so that's Zane Hajazi, guys. But yeah, but I'm actually— fun fact, I'm actually returning my G-Wagon that I cannot afford. Zane, guys, Zane bought a G-Wagon, which was how much? Um, it was $130 grand. $130,000. That was with your $60 grand.

That was—

yeah, that's where my money went. And you're returning it? You're returning it because you want like a cheaper car?

Fucking Cheetos on this podcast. Do not put the fucking Cheetos away while you have my microphone. I saw him. He totally— he totally He totally stalled there and he was like, and then his brain was like, oh no, no, don't grab the Cheetos.

Um, yes, I am. Uh, where were we at? Yeah, you're returning your car and you're getting a cheaper one because you realize you don't need an expensive car. Exactly. It's, I'm not broke, but I think it's stupid that I'm driving around in a, in a $130,000 car. You see when you owe your friend 60 grand.

Exactly.

It doesn't look very good. It's very irresponsible and I'm making the smart decision. To do that. It's tough to be broke when you borrow so much money from your friends. I'm not broke, it's just all my money is in this very expensive house right now. Yeah, you bought a new house. Yeah, it was $1.6 million.

Yes.

And are you enjoying it? Not right now. It's— first of all, it's a flipper.

I'm—

yeah, what I'm doing is I'm slowly putting money into the house. Why are you smiling like this? Because, because, because it's hard to see me as an adult. Because it's Funny to say that it's a flipper when you spend $1.6 million on it. Zayn's like, "It's not much of a house right now.

The only thing I'm flipping is my G-Wagon." I just keep imagining Zayn with flippers in that outfit.

Yeah, well, Zayn bought this house, and $1.6 million is surprisingly cheap for a house here, which is fucking crazy. And he's planning on renovating it. Making $10,000 off it or something. But it's going to be—

it's hard when you, when you owe someone money and then the time goes on and on and it feels like less and less that is their money. Yeah. It feels more and more like the money's been in my account for a while. Now it feels more like mine.

100%.

Yeah.

When he pays me $60,000, it'll feel like I did a job. I'll be like, oh my God, thank you. Because it's in my head. Yeah. The $60,000 that he owes me is completely gone. Like, it doesn't belong to me anymore.

Yeah, good job, Zane. Good job. Way to make $60 grand.

You fucked me over.

Can you give me a shout out?

Yeah, it's like a job. It's an integration. Yeah, 100%. Guys, go subscribe to Zane's YouTube channel. Real good stuff. Jason, we got an email from Claire. Oh, she said don't say my name.

Let's do this.

Christ, what's with people saying that?

I've been with you all day and I can't— I think we spent too much time together today.

Why?

Oh, we went and surprised Jonah.

Did you ignore the fact that I said we got an email from Claire?

Yeah, I did. Go ahead, Claire.

My name is Claire. I'm 22. I love listening to you guys and I'm hoping you can help me out. So I graduated college and admit I'm a serial monogamist. What does that mean?

You don't know what monogamy is?

But it sounds so, it sounds so insane. Monogamist is where you, where it's one relationship, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's such an intense word for that.

Yes, it is.

I met someone at a party. Literally, I think it was like 3 weeks ago, and they were like, yeah, I'm a monogamist. I'm like, oh my God, that's fucking insane. I literally said that. And then they were explaining to me, they're like, what? You're not? I'm like, no, I could never be with more than one person.

You just learned the word monogamy? Monogamist. Yeah.

Yeah. It's because it's such a fucking intense word.

Yeah. It makes me think of wood. I guess monogamist.

Monogamist. It's like, I'm a monogamist. Why don't you just say you like—

like a monogamous—

you like one person? I don't know.

Right.

Well, and then what's, what's polygamous?

Polygamy would be multiple. Yeah. Okay. Language.

I mean, anyway, she just graduated college and she admits she's a serial monogamist. She's been dating her college boyfriend for almost 3 years now and shit's getting real. We're graduated, both have jobs and are possibly going to back and are possibly going to move in together.

Serial monogamous. That's such a silly word too. It's like you, it's like you, you date people.

Yeah.

Yeah. You're— I like to date.

You're a human.

Yeah.

You're a regular person.

Yeah.

Okay. Anyway, we're graduated, both have jobs and are possibly going to move in together once he relocates back home at the end of the year. I really think he is a dream and the one I want to marry, but I'm just not at that point yet. I'm so young, and to feel settled makes me feel old and like I want to thrive and be wildly independent. How do you tell someone you love that right now isn't the time?

Why are you crying right now, Dave? Are you crying?

Fuck this. Fuck you, Claire.

How do you tell someone?

How do you— this is, this is literally right on. Maybe she sent this before our video. 'Cause this is literally exactly what the video is about.

Right.

How do you tell someone you love that right now isn't the time and that there truly isn't something wrong? Holy fuck. I'm so stuck and don't know if I should basically throw that love away for something hypothetical or hold on to it because IDK if someone will love me like that again. Help. Whoa, that's fucking spot on. That shit was going through my head.

You know what I'm thinking?

What?

You and Claire get together. You're a fuck. Maybe this is how it happens.

Claire, can you—

can you what?

I don't know. I was just gonna tell her to watch my last video because I really don't know how to explain it. What would you say?

She's too young. She's— she— her instincts are correct.

Jason was always— this is why I was so pissed when Liza and I broke up, is because Jason was fucking right. Jason would always go, you're not gonna last, you're too young. And like, one of the first things I said, I'm like, Liza, are you sure? Fucking Jason's gonna be right if we go through with this. Yeah, no, genuinely. I was— she's like, I know, I know. Yeah, that's why— that's— we actually broke up the first year, but we stuck together for another year just because we hated you.

No, no, I hate being like that, but you know, unfortunately I've been through the mill and it fucking sucks.

You're right, but I wouldn't— I wouldn't say that about anybody else.

Oh, I would.

I know you did.

I mean, who— I mean, name a couple that got together at 21 and stays together.

My parents.

Yeah, but I mean, they got together at 21.

Yeah.

Oh, so that's why you want it so bad, because your parents stayed together?

No, I actually don't know what my parents— but Michael Lindsay made that up. Yeah, I made that up.

What are we doing here? Should we just stop recording?

My, my parent— uh, my friend's parents, actually Michael's parents, they, um—

Michael?

Yeah, Michael Lindsay.

Who's that?

I surprised him with the car.

Oh, Michael.

Yeah, his parents met in high school. They were high school sweethearts.

And that's something you aspire to? No, I don't aspire to live many lives.

I just think it's possible. You know what we were talking about the other day? Carly and Bruce were over there, here right now, and we were talking about— we were watching Shane Dawson's video about the flat earth theory. Yeah, and how the earth is flat. What do you think about that?

Hmm, well, I mean, you know what I fucking hate about you?

I'm gonna keep it short this time. It's, um, it's my good looks.

No, it's my everlasting—

it's your— you're too realistic, like, with things, you know what I mean?

And you act like a kid.

I don't act like a kid.

I'm too realistic? I'm too in reality? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you say things that are just so stupid. What am I supposed to say? It's like, what do you want me to say?

I, I was— I was—

the world's flat, David. Yeah, no, not though.

Maybe.

I mean, I, I do have like Have you ever watched PBS? Have you ever watched fucking science?

No.

Neil deGrasse Tyson?

Let me talk. See, you're doing this thing again. No, the thing that— the thing that bothers me is, is our religious conversation we had the other day. I'm not super religious, but, but I was like, is there an afterlife? And you're like, absolutely fucking not. Yeah, and that still frustrates me to this day because you have no fucking clue. You have no clue. Do you know what I mean?

You live— you live in this world where everything has gone right for you. Your entire life. You came out of the fucking room, fucking psycho, managed— you got, you got on YouTube, you went to high school, came out of the womb, and I went again. I got to high school, everything was perfect for you. You were friends with everybody. Sure, you get along with a lot of different people, you have a lot of charm, so you got along with the jocks and you got along with the nerds, and you fucking did cheering and shit like that, and you lifted girls' skirts, you looked up girls' skirts, threw in the air. I don't know if you did that.

No, I didn't take that. I didn't actually do cheering.

I take that Yeah, you were a male cheerleader. No.

Yes, you were. I was in the crew.

Dude, you were beat up by a girl last week in Topanga Canyon. I got punched. And you were a male cheerleader.

I got punched. I was not a male cheerleader.

You were beat up by a girl on bad sauce.

There were cheerleaders and then there was a group of us guys who weren't playing the sports, but we were cheering.

Fuck.

Okay, we were the male cheerleaders. We were guy cheerleaders.

No, what were you called?

We were called the crew. The crew? You're a fuck.

You know the football team, the other football coach was like, oh, fuck the crew. Fucking male cheerleaders.

It wasn't like that. There were male cheerleaders.

Yeah, and I'll tell you another thing, and I didn't— we call me a pussy all the time. We went and got those snakes down in Garden Grove. Who fucking took the snake bite? Me.

Snakes?

Yeah, you wouldn't get bit by the snake.

I couldn't, dude. I couldn't fucking— I can hold the camera and get bitten by the snake.

You know, you said it to me. You said it to me off camera. You were like, I can't do this, I can't do this. And you know what everyone's like, why does David make you do that shit? I run into kids, you know what they say to me? They have no respect for me. Little kids, little kids come up to me, they'll be like, "The David Tana." We saw two kids in Santa Monica last week, and the kid goes, "Yo man, why you let him treat you like that?" Like, no respect. And I said, and then I told him, I choked him, I put my arms around his little neck, and I said, "I took that snakebite, motherfucker. He wouldn't. And I took it so we could get out of there so I could go home and see my kids." Sure, sure. That's the truth. And if you want to hear more about it, come to Lynn, Massachusetts on Saturday. Because I want to be on fire. Really?

You got a lot planned when you let me on fire. Do you know that every single episode of Fuse is now on Spotify?

Yeah, I did know that. Really? Yeah, because I'm fucking realistic.

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Boom.

Fucking amazing.

Yeah, I listen to tons of podcasts on there.

I don't listen to many podcasts.

You don't? You should.

I can't really seem to get into podcasts. I feel like I'm just not—

yeah, I hate when we drive with you You don't listen to music. Again, joyless. And you don't listen to music, you don't listen to anything. Holy shit, what happened? Are you looking at your tweets again?

No, I'm looking at an email. Cape. Okay, there's, there's an award show, right, for Bill— for the Billboard Awards. It's for an ongoing top social artist. Okay, award. Okay, Ariana Grande is in third with 500,000 votes. Okay, Justin Bieber is in second with a little over 500,000 votes, and BTS, the K-pop group. You know, you know BTS.

I know BTS.

Guess how many votes they have. Uh, Justin Bieber has 500,000. Ariana Grande is like 5 million. 80 fucking million votes.

Wow.

What the fucking shit?

80 million votes, and that's worldwide votes.

Yeah. That's unreal.

Yeah, I—

dude, I saw them. Like, next level. Where the fuck did they come— they popped on like, like in like a year.

But it's a group that changes, right? There's different members that come in. They've been around for 20, 30 years, BTS, right?

Oh, is that true?

Yeah, they, they interchange the, uh, the members.

Yeah, Zane, go. Zane wants to add. Zane, he's right. They've been around for many years. And dude, that like— that demographic is like huge. Wait, they've been around for many years? Yeah, like, well, that just— that like So it's like, it's like if I named the band One Direction and cycled it out with different boys.

Exactly.

Yeah. Wait, what?

Yeah.

And, and is this like the best group of them that they've ever been? Because why, why is it that like now I'm hearing about them everywhere?

This, like, I think the South Korean government, they, um, I saw a story about this. They decided that they're like, we don't make anything, so like we don't, we, we can't export anything, so we're gonna export culture. So they put like all their best minds towards culture. And that was one of the things that they did was like, they, they went— they have like great beauty products and they have like literally like they put time into like exporting.

That's in music. That's insane.

And like the, the, the, the BTS guys are like all involved in the beauty project, uh, the beauty products. So they like, if you're in BTS, you have to like promote certain beauty products. Have you heard about, um, Have you heard about donkey milk?

Donkey milk?

I guess you get donkey milk in Korea, and that's like— it's, it's, it's—

that's amazing.

Sells a lot. Yeah, really helps your face.

I mean, as you can tell. What a pivot. This is, this is the low— this is the low part of our podcast. This is— it's only up from here, guys.

I like talking.

The donkey milk portion is that just shitty as it gets.

Hang on, I can take a little bit lower.

Sophia just emailed me saying I'm 13, keep in mind. I have a friend that cheated on her boyfriend with our mutual friend twice. Now they're broken up and she's really depressed about it and she won't stop bugging him because she apparently loves him. Should I tell her something or leave her alone to deal with it herself? I just, just whatever. Who cares? That one's too tricky. And you're 13. If someone's cheating on someone at 13, it's just not a real relationship.

What are you going to do, David? Now what are you going to do? Now you're, you're not with Liza. I'm worried about you.

What do you mean? Like, what am I, how am I going to, I'm worried to stay happy.

I'm worried about that. And here's what I'm actually— yeah, of course I'm worried about your happiness. I think about you all the time.

No, I think, I think we're really— I literally just saw her today and it was great.

This is what I'm worried about. Okay, because you don't want to get into this situation where you're— well, listen, because I did it.

Sure.

You know, like, you, you're with her and then that can be like, like a crutch. Yeah, crutch. It's like Yeah, you know what I mean?

Sure.

You like, when are you gonna move on? I think that's what the people want to know.

Um, just start crying. I don't know, that's something I haven't thought about.

You haven't thought about that?

Something I'm just gonna like let, let it happen. Like, I, I don't— I'm living, I'm living day to day on that.

I did that with my ex, you know. Yeah, yeah, where I was like, you're—

you still love her though.

I, I still love my— are you serious? Were you trying to fucking have Trisha light me on fire tonight? What are you doing to me?

Wait, hold on, you want me to cut that out? No, Trish, I'm kidding. Please don't fucking—

fuck, she's here. Are you fucking kidding me?

Just hear glass shatter in the background. It's just smoke. It starts smoking in the room. She pops out of nowhere like a magician.

She does a somersault, comes up with an AK.

Um, what's—

what's—

what do you think the hardest part about a public relationship is?

The hardest part? Oh, well, for you, I'll tell you, figuring out what to title your videos. Yeah, that's, that's always hard. I read the comments today on Trisha's video and I was like, you have a really public relationship.

Like, you have— yeah, next fucking level. Like, I think you have the most public relationship out of anybody I know and anybody I've ever seen in my life.

You think so?

Yeah.

Well, yours is pretty public.

Yeah, but you guys like broadcast your fights, you broadcast every single bad moment. The only time you guys got in a fight and you couldn't film it was when Trisha was butt naked and you don't want to get demonetized. Like, like, you guys fucking— you literally broadcast everything.

And it's like, I like that. I like to see that. Like, if I'm— if I shoot with her all weekend, it's great to watch. If I shoot with her all weekend, right? And then I'm like, okay, I've got some really funny moments, I've got some really boring moments, I've got this fight. And now I'm like, okay, I've got to assemble this and make the most entertaining thing I can. I'm like, how can you not put the fight in? How can you not? I feel like I'm like cheating people if I don't show the fight.

I feel like if I'm cheating people if I leave stuff for my private life. No, I get it.

I, I mean, yeah, I guess, but I mean that— look, when I spoke with Andrea Russett and I asked her to find me a girlfriend and I said I wanted to date someone on YouTube, I said it for a reason.

Yeah, because, because she does the same thing as you.

Yeah, because it's, it's— I don't know, it's work and it's fun and it— and I do love her.

So what's the toughest part about being, about it being public?

Public.

You were talking about comments.

The toughest part is probably like she'll, she'll start to, she'll start to like maybe say something in the video that I don't like, and she's clearly acting and she's doing it for the camera. And then I, I never realized how sensitive I was. I'm really sensitive. And I'll be like, what the fuck? Like, what are you saying right now?

You are sensitive.

And then she'll be like, you're Bitch. Okay, the crew, maybe you can give me a cheer, make me feel better. Yeah, what were some of the cheers? Tell me. And tell me when that woman— when that woman hit you in the face, bro.

This isn't about me, please.

How many times has a woman beaten you up before?

None of your fucking business. None of your fucking business. That's, that's, that's something for me to know and you don't.

Am I gonna go on Tinder?

Yeah.

I don't know, dude.

You're going on Bumble?

Tinder's a fucking scary place. I will—

about Raya. Raya. That's like the, you know, that's like the cool one. You can, you could get on.

I think I got a while before I can.

You probably wouldn't do a dating app, right?

No, no, I don't think so. That dude, I'm telling you, I used to do dating apps, like, like, and I used to be one of those guys that was like, I'm doing it as a joke, right? You know, like, I would say like, I just do it when I'm bored, but like, I would like actually like use them, you know what I mean?

Would you date someone who was like a lawyer? Would you date someone who wasn't in the entertainment business? Yeah, you would.

Yeah, what do you mean?

I'm just curious.

Oh, I see what you mean.

I mean, like, do you think that would fit your lifestyle?

Oh, I don't know. I don't know what works. I have no idea.

Would you? Because I— Zane, you're eating those sunflower seeds. I'm gonna fucking choke.

Same.

There is no way for you not to be loud.

Zane is sitting 2 feet away from Jason. Zane is sitting 2 feet away from Jason and fucking destroying sunflower chips. I don't think he's even eating any. I think he's just breaking them apart. Actually, Carly and Bruce that are sitting here with us, they met on Tinder.

They did?

They met on Tinder and they've been dating for what, 2 years now? That's amazing. Bruce, how old are you? 29. And Carly is 18. When they met, she was 14. No, she's 27. But they have a really successful Tinder relationship. I don't like when people fucking Tinder. Talk down on those dating apps.

They're awful.

I don't— why?

Oh, they're so bad. I don't like doing them because I wasted so much. That's one of my favorite things about being with Trisha.

Oh, it's the time.

The time and the—

oh, you're right, you're right.

Okay, it was really bad.

No, no, that's, that's different. You're complaining about like it taking so much time, but I don't like when people are like, that's fucking gross, you met someone on Tinder.

Oh yeah, yeah, no, no, if it works.

90% of people on Tinder are saying that about the person they met. Like, they're like, yeah, but he's from Tinder, you know? Like, like the— like, you know, I mean, like, everyone thinks that Tinder's kind of gross.

Yeah.

But like, they're all— 90% of people are pretty fucking normal people.

I think when you hear that— when I heard that Bruce and Carly met on Tinder, I went, oh cool, it worked for someone.

Yeah, well, it definitely worked for them.

But like, there's been a lot of people married that have been married off Tinder, and then a lot of people go on there and they have a great time. Yeah, like, Trisha loved being on Tinder.

She probably still is.

I hope not.

I hope not.

I went through her WhatsApp the other day. Really? Yeah, she's got her WhatsApp still. We had to delete it. We deleted it in my video.

What's a WhatsApp? Is that like a secret, like WhatsApp?

It's like when you're, when you're overseas, you can communicate that way.

Like, oh, she's fucking some French dudes.

No, no, no, she was— there was no, like, she— there's just guys that were still texting her, but she hadn't answered. So sure, her nose is clean.

Really?

We were doing tons of coke, but her nose is clean.

No, and, and a bunch of guys—

that joke, all right, I won't do it again.

No, it's just crazy that a bunch of guys still message her.

Yeah, it was funny. Like, she was— I read some of the older messages she had, and they were the same fights that I have with her. They're like, you're fucking crazy. She's like, oh yeah, I'm crazy? Well, you're the fucking one that did this.

Just like, look like our texts. It's so crazy because like I find that really weird because I know when I, when I, when I was single before I started dating Liza, like, I'd get like an average amount of DMs, you know what I mean? Like, like very minimal, like very, very minimal.

But like, doubt it.

But like, oh, thank you.

Don't be modest.

Thank you. I get a lot. Yeah, I get a good amount. No, but I would get like a very few DMs. And then when we started dating and like we like announced that we were dating, I, I don't think I've gotten a DM from anybody in the last 2 years that was anything like provocative at all. Like no one's—

because no, you get a lot of DMs. You just know, do it through them all.

No, I swear.

Like, be honest about your fame and your success.

I'll go through, I'll go through.

Just be honest about it.

What do you mean?

You're very famous and you have a lot of fucking young girls that hit you up. You can't possibly go through all your DMs.

I know kids. I go through enough DMs and I'm, I'm not—

not one.

I'm not—

give me the DMs.

I will find a horny girl in there that was looking to get with you in the last In the last 2 years, people have really been respectful of like my relationship and have not fucking done that at all.

Yeah, I doubt it, dude.

I promise, it's fucking crazy.

I'll bet you $10,000 that I can go through your DMs tonight and find one girl that was like sending you a picture of her snatch. Guaranteed. It's probably—

listen, I know this is some fucking freaky fetish you wanted, you've been wanting to ask me for a while, but no can do, old man. Okay, listen, and I hope Trisha does fucking listen to this, you fucking creep, wanting to go through my DMs. Um, no.

Okay, fine. So you're— I'll, I'll take you at your word. You're saying that no people, people respect your relationship. No one respects mine. Fucking guys are DMing Trisha left and right. Literally. Like, she'll get—

it's also because Trisha's had a lot of like different guys in her life, so it's different.

Yeah.

I haven't had like— those are the people that are hitting up Trisha are her like ex-boyfriends or ex-lovers. I guess I haven't had like really any like that. So it was— it's a lot more rare. All right. Um, But yeah, thank you.

Get another line of coke.

No, no more coke during it. No more coke during our podcast and no more eating sushi. Those are the two things you're not allowed to do. Here we go. Ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

So I'm 20 and me and my boyfriend, who is also 20, have been together for a little over a year. We both go to the same college, but I'm— but I dorm and he lives with his mom. We hang out at his house. I go to family events and spend the night multiple times. However, over the summer when I got back—

read these slower. 'Cause I can never follow them, and I'm not sure if it's that I don't care or that your voice is really monotone. Go slow. Okay, from this one. Okay, I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna try to listen right now. However, care about this 16-year-old. When did the show turn into fucking Dear Abby? Why do we read these fucking things?

I don't know. I genuinely enjoy them.

We literally don't have any other content.

You don't like talking about them? I can fuck this. Who cares?

No, I know. I— now I want to hear it. I'm just being an asshole.

No, no, no.

I want to hear it. Please. One more. I like him.

Julia is going to cry herself to sleep tonight because—

why do they go, why do they go, hi, my name is Julia. Don't say my name. There's a million fucking Julias in the world, bitch. Like, what? Like, why? They're just so stupid.

Okay, go. Listen, she's 20. She's trying to care. She's 20 and she likes someone else that's 20. Okay.

It's also like really hard to give advice. It's always so stupid. The water's running in my house. Should I turn it off? Yeah, fucking turn it off. 15-year-old. Okay, go.

Okay. Over the summer when I go back home, which is only an hour away from his house, and he's never allowed to spend—

start from the beginning.

Dear David, she fucking— no, they don't even say that. She fucking loves this guy and she rarely sees him. He's never allowed to spend the night because her mom says so. I'm trying to be patient and persuade him to tell his mom how he feels about this whole thing, and he says it's not worth starting an argument. My parents think I should start to seem uninterested in spending the night at his house and try to get him to miss me so he'll realize what his mom is preventing him from doing.

So fast.

Bottom line is he can't spend the night at her place because his mom won't let her.

Okay.

And she's, she's gonna pretend to be uninterested so, so he'll realize, oh shit, she's not gonna come over to my place anymore, I have to go over there. But her patience is running thin. She's getting her own place soon and have a lot of freedom.

Are you guys following this? It's, it's, I mean, it's He reads it.

It's not that serious. It's like, it's not a serious— like, you're right, it's not that fucking serious. Julia, you wasted our time. It's not that serious. You're right.

So I know— I mean, I want, I want to, I want to understand it.

You know, I used to listen— read it one more time.

Read it slow.

I can't, it's a 40-minute podcast, bro.

Good, we got 7 more minutes to fill. Read it word by word. You know what, this is— we always try to have to be so funny here. Who gives a shit? We're making our money.

Fucking Spotify's here already, baby. Fuck this.

No one cares.

People are here because the checks are cut.

Let's be honest.

Let's read this shit.

People are here because you're cute, okay? And you picked up this old man along the way, and people think that's funny and endearing. So, you know, I'm— listen, I stepped in shit and I love it. I'm riding it for as much as I can. But it doesn't really matter if we're funny or not. Stepped in shit, that's an old expression. Yeah, no, I know the expression. No, I don't, but it's like they would say that they got lucky. I stepped in shit.

Oh, that's, that's saying you got lucky?

Yeah, my mom and dad used to say that. Oh, that fucking guy got his restaurant.

Sure, sure, sure, sure.

He stepped in shit, bro.

Can I tell you, can I tell you something?

Yeah, Natalie doesn't talk loud enough. Go ahead.

No, so I was, I was at tennis camp when I was, when I was younger.

I love your tennis stories.

This isn't that good.

I love imagining you as an athlete.

This isn't that good, but I was sitting, I was sitting with a bunch of older kids. I was like maybe 12 years old, okay? And like one of the girls was like doing some sneaky shit in her like camp room, like across, across— like she was doing like, she was doing drugs or something. And we knew, but we didn't want to tell like the, the heads of the tennis camp. And I'm sitting with the older kids and it's like 5 older kids and me, like they're like 4, 4 or 5 years older than me. And like the head counselor guy comes in, he goes, hey Hey, have you guys seen Rebecca? And I turned to him because everyone's so fucking nervous to say anything, and I turned to him and I go, no, I honestly haven't seen her at all. And he walks away, and the fucking older kids in the room go, holy shit, bro, you are the best fucking liar I've ever seen. You have to be an actor or some shit. And we talked about me being an actor, I shit you not, for like 15, 20 fucking minutes.

Really?

And then like, that's what got me going. I'm like, yeah, I should be a fucking entertainer. I did fucking tell this guy off. Like, I really— yeah, I was like, with a straight face.

Like, from that moment?

Yeah, from that moment. And I remember it.

Interesting.

Yeah. And I was like, fuck, I got to get into the, like, the entertainment industry because that was fucking phenomenal. He has no idea that Rebecca's snorting coke and fucking the room across the hall. And like, and I did this. And wow, I don't know, I thought that was kind of cool. It's pretty fucking sorry. Let's just answer Julia's question because Fuck that one.

No, but you draw the vlogs to that moment. So like if you were being interviewed, sure, by the Kennedy Center, you're getting the Kennedy Center Award. Yeah, Casey Neistat goes up there and talks about it. Yeah, you could all drop back to that one moment.

No, that's where it was.

Girl doing coke.

It was, it was how I like— do you have any new movies you've liked, you like?

We just saw Blockers. We watched it in the— Trisha and I were—

yeah, the cock blockers.

Yeah, great. It was really good.

Really good.

It was really good.

They don't make them like that anymore. It was like old— it was like— it was like 2009 comedy. Yeah, it was really good.

It was really good. Ike Barinholtz is amazing.

It was so fucking right on. It's with John Cena.

Yeah, and Ike Barinholtz and Judd Apatow's wife.

And the girls in it are hilarious. The young girl—

the young girls I didn't know, but they were all really good.

So good.

Did you know the young girls?

I didn't. I did not know the other girls. No.

One of them Hailee Steinfeld?

No.

Is one of them Ariana Grande?

No. Ariana Grande?

How do you say it?

Is one of them Ariana Grande Canyon?

Is it Grande?

Grande?

Yeah. Oh, fuck her. Grande.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

You know what? All you guys are boners for Ariana Grande around here.

She's literally the fucking—

What do you like about her?

She's great.

She's small.

You're a dick.

Doesn't she have people carry her and shit?

What do you mean?

I saw some videos where she, like, needs to be carried places.

Who cares what she needs?

Why do you like her?

She deserves it.

No, I'm not trying to be a dick. Like, tell me one song. Like, is it— what's like a song that you love?

Can I be honest?

You like her style? Yeah, please.

I told you, I used to have the biggest like crush on her.

Yeah, I know, I know. You have a big boner for Ariana Grande.

Don't say it like that. I used to have a big crush for Ariana. Listen, um, but I never, I never was like the biggest fan of her music. I literally just thought she was really pretty. It's, you know, when, you know, when—

so you think she's pretty?

You know Ryan Sheckler? Do you remember when he was a thing?

Who is that?

Ryan Sheckler was like a skateboarder.

Yeah.

And No one fucking knew anything about skateboarders. Yeah, like, no one knew about tricks and shit, but all the girls would just have his picture in the halls and their lockers. That's how I felt about Ariana Grande. Like, I didn't know much of her music, but I was such a big fan of just like her.

You think she's pretty? Basically, you're deducing it to that.

Yeah, but it's a lot of pretty people in the world. Sure, but I just—

I don't like her music.

No, I dig her music.

Maybe one song, but—

huh?

Name me a song.

You want me to read the Julia thing again? No, I know I can name a couple songs.

Hey, do you know Dove Cameron?

Yeah, I know Dove Cameron. I don't know her personally.

You don't?

Why?

If you ever get a chance, we gotta— Charlie loves Dove Cameron. Really?

Yeah, I'm sure we can get a hold of her.

You gotta fucking surprise Charlie with Dove Cameron. It's like serious, guys.

Dove Cameron, I've definitely heard of her. Dove, can you guys tweet at Dove Cameron and maybe we can figure this out? Just do it. You can favorite all the tweets. It'll look really fucking creepy. I was considering already, guys, tweet at Dove Cameron saying Jason Nash really wants to talk to you. Don't even mention me. Don't mention this podcast. How old's Dove Cameron? Like 19?

I think so.

Yeah. Yeah. Just tweet at her and be like, hey, Jason's a really big fan. He wants to get ahold of you.

Don't do that. It's too late, guys. It's Charlie we're talking about, not evil David.

I'm cutting that out. I'm cutting the I'm cutting the part where you say it's for Charlie.

Hey, can your assistant speak the fuck up?

Yeah, she's—

What is going on?

She's really quiet. She shoots me with a paintball, but I don't want to talk about her behind her back. But what I do want to talk about— But what I do want to talk about is the podcast being over.

What?

Yeah.

Already?

Yeah. Oh, it's— Zane just goes, thank the fucking Lord. Yes. Zane opens up like a meal from Panda Express and a bunch of orange chicken.

He starts sawing wood saying, you can eat now. Chainsaw. Oh, finally. Just working on my new house. It's so loud this whole time. Cracking them seats over there.

They've been— they've been pretty quiet.

The seats are really—

there's been the guy breathing as well. There's a total of 5 people in this room, including us, and it's just not the first 2 of us. They've been good. Guys, thank you for listening to the podcast. Make sure you like and subscribe. Tweet me @daviddobrik. Follow Jason on whatever you need to follow him at. Come to our tour.

Come Saturday in Lynn, Massachusetts.

Come to the Massachusetts one, even if you live far away.

And then we're on to Fort Lauderdale after that.

Yeah, fucking so busy.

Yeah. And that's Zane's home city.

Zane's from there. And if you're Zane's friends, please don't come to the show because it'll be embarrassing.

Why did you tell Zane not to bring his friends to the show? My friends listen to your podcast.

Oh, that's funny. That's just so rude.

Okay, give us a cheer. Take us out.

Take us a cheer.

Yeah.

G-O-O-D-B-Y-E. Thank you for listening to Views.

E, that's really good.

Thank you.

Well done.

Okay, guys, make sure to go follow the crew on Twitter. Tweet @DuffCameron for Jason. Bye, guys. My name's Jeff.