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Confronting My Friend Over $60,000

This isn't that good, but I was sitting, I was sitting with a bunch of older kids. I was like maybe 12 years old, okay? And like one of the girls was like doing some sneaky shit in her like camp room, like across, across— like she was doing like, she was doing drugs or something. And we knew, but we didn't want to tell like the, the heads of the tennis camp. And I'm sitting with the older kids and it's like 5 older kids and me, like they're like 4, 4 or 5 years older than me. And like the head counselor guy comes in, he goes, hey Hey, have you guys seen Rebecca? And I turned to him because everyone's so fucking nervous to say anything, and I turned to him and I go, no, I honestly haven't seen her at all. And he walks away, and the fucking older kids in the room go, holy shit, bro, you are the best fucking liar I've ever seen. You have to be an actor or some shit. And we talked about me being an actor, I shit you not, for like 15, 20 fucking minutes.

June 7, 201834:34David
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Jason34:30
I love your tennis stories.
David34:31
This isn't that good.
Jason34:32
I love imagining you as an athlete.
David34:34
This isn't that good, but I was sitting, I was sitting with a bunch of older kids. I was like maybe 12 years old, okay? And like one of the girls was like doing some sneaky shit in her like camp room, like across, across— like she was doing like, she was doing drugs or something. And we knew, but we didn't want to tell like the, the heads of the tennis camp. And I'm sitting with the older kids an…
Jason35:28
Really?
David35:28
And then like, that's what got me going. I'm like, yeah, I should be a fucking entertainer. I did fucking tell this guy off. Like, I really— yeah, I was like, with a straight face.
Jason35:35
Like, from that moment?