CAUGHT ASSISTANT SPENDING MY MONEY!!

No, Nat, we were talking about dressing up nice when we go out to like places like the place we were at yesterday. Like really nice, like suit, tie.

You know, where'd you go yesterday?

Oh, we should just stop it there. What? Because it's just like such a funny note. Like we were talking about dressing up and now he goes Yeah, yeah, we can go down because we look like bozos.

I feel like I dressed—

oh yeah, oh well, yesterday David fucking almost didn't get into the place that we were going to. What happened?

Really?

Yeah, it was really bizarre.

Fucking rough.

Where did you go?

Uh, it looked like he was going to like our favorite bar and like I got like a 3-minute like conversation with the door guy and he was just like, dude, I told you no hoodies and hats.

Oh really?

And I was like, oh, no hoodies either?

Yeah, no hoodies or hats.

Yeah, I know hats, but but it's like the scariest place for me.

It's literally like the opposite of everything about me. And I showed him my hair. I was like, I can't go in. And he's like, okay, hat can stay. And then I— and then I showed him. He's like, what's under the shirt? And I lifted it up and it was— it was Iron Man holding the gauntlet. So like, so I was like, fuck.

What did he say?

Well, he just laughed, but it was like a really long— I thought he was like fucking with me. But it was like—

me too. I didn't understand if he was fucking with you, if he was actually serious, till about like 2 and a half minutes in. Then I was like, no, he's actually serious.

Yeah, but, but he was also still fucking with me.

I don't think he was. I think he was just trying to be nice, but he was definitely like, no, you can't go in.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. But next he let us in. But next time I was like, next time I'm gonna bring the proper clothing. But it is pretty straight. It's so strange dressing up. I don't, I don't know why.

I think it's strange too, but it's kind of nice because like we never do it. No, I'm not. And like, it's a cool place to do it.

Oh, he's not saying you have to go in with a tux. He's like, just put a nice sweater on, not a hoodie.

We went out last night.

No, but I say that we should go out like—

Dude, I had an Off-White hoodie on yesterday. It's fucking crazy. I look at this. Look at what I'm wearing now. What is this?

Are these the clothes that I bought you? Where?

That? Wait, wait, wait. Timeout. Okay, so hold on. I found a bunch of clothes in my closet, like, all really nice clothes. And I called Tyler. Tyler, the creator. Taylor. I switched out Taylor for a guy. Tyler. I called Taylor and I was like, who paid for these clothes? Like, I don't want to ever pay for, like, a 300 hoodie. Like, that's so pointless. And she told me, I didn't pay for them.

No, no, you definitely paid for them. I didn't just buy you thousands of dollars of fucking clothes.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's the amount? What are we talking?

Well, the thing is, it's not all for you to keep. You were like, I told you. Okay? David and I had a conversation.

Taylor told me they were free. And that's why I ripped this fucking tag off the Off-White. I wouldn't be wearing an Off-White hoodie if it wasn't—

I don't know why you ripped the tag off the Off-White hoodie. You're only allowed one Off-White hoodie. I—

when I was saving the other one for a better night. I want the—

I mean, it's fine. You can— you're— you're financially—

you can afford that Off-White hoodie, like $700, $800.

Yeah, it's like—

what?

Oh my God.

I thought I was like overshooting it by saying $300.

Did you dig through the box of new clothes?

It was on a hanger. It was like already set up.

Wait, back up, back up. You had a conversation.

You back up, you fucking asshole. Why is no one telling me? Isn't that kind of fucked up that my credit card's being spent on thousands of dollars?

100% fucked up.

Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Listen to this. Okay.

Yeah. Hold on. First, let me back up. Let me listen.

Okay. So David and I had a conversation, right? David had a nice little photo shoot the other day, and we had a conversation about how it'd be nice for him to, like, just, you know, he wears the same pants and the same sweater and the same t-shirt every freaking day. So he was like, I was like, can I get you some clothes?

Oh, that's when I was here.

Yeah. And I was like, I'm down. Send me some shit.

Yeah. Yeah, so I said, can I get you some clothes? So I went on to this website and I bought like a box of things, and we're supposed to go through it and see what you like and don't like, and I would tell you the prices, but you ripped the fucking tag off.

Oh, you got into the box before you're supposed to.

Yeah.

No, someone unpacked the box. What was the total price for all— what was the total price for all the clothes?

Um, $22,000. Just kidding. His face— I was like, I mean, it was like $6,000 for everything.

That's something you should run by me.

What?

Hey, I'm buying you t-shirts for $6,000.

But some of it's—

No, but it's not. Yeah, but you're supposed to return whatever you don't— Not everything is expensive.

There's only return and give me my $5,300 back.

You're not getting into that bar.

But it's not—

Oh yeah, it's not only that, but he didn't get into the fucking bar.

Yeah, I was finally wearing my nice— I was wearing my $700 hoodie. Let me preface, there's barely get in there.

There's just— there's some things in there that are really expensive, like designer things, because I thought it'd be nice if you had like one or two nice designer things. But you can return them. The other things are just regular pants and t-shirts that are like $50, $100, you know, whatever it is for normal stuff. You just happen to grab probably the most expensive thing in the entire fucking box.

Yeah, you grab the—

you just start your own clothing line.

I want to fucking—

and then it'll all be free.

That's, that's insane. Well, thank you, Natalie, for teaching me the beauty of—

did you like that?

Everyone's gonna be like, Natalie just sitting over here swiping David's credit card.

Yeah, that's how she bought her fucking house, bro.

Yeah, I swiped that thing.

How much have you taken from David?

Um, a lot.

You'd be honest if you stole money from me, right?

Yes. I've never stolen money.

Be honest. You can— you couldn't even wink at me. Has your mom stolen money from me?

No.

Where would she get your money?

Has your mom ever stolen from you?

Um, stolen my money?

Yeah, because yesterday you and your mom were in a big fight, and I go to Reggie, I was like, did she find out that— did Nally find out that her mom's been stealing from her? And Reggie just started laughing so much. I was like, oh my God, did I guess it right on the head?

No, bro, the whole Reggie hasn't been checking my mail for like 6 months, so all my mortgages, everything has been not being paid for months and months and months. I have like thousands of dollars in late fees.

You need to borrow my credit card again?

Honestly, yeah, I could, I could really use your credit card right now.

I heard Reggie's assistant's not doing his job either.

Every assistant has an assistant.

All right, but we should start dressing nice. Agreed?

Yes, I think you guys should start dressing nice.

Okay, but how nice are we talking? Because I don't want to see you come out with like an okay, like, outfit. I want you to, like, come out, like, fucking really well dressed.

No, like that.

What he has on now is good.

Yeah, this—

yeah, that is like—

that's what you wear.

Um, I don't know, pullover with some nice pants.

I'm wearing shorts, but not dress shoes.

You have a problem with pants because of your big butt?

It's the other side of it, actually.

Oh, I see. What were you wearing? Did you get in the club okay?

I was wearing pretty much this.

Yeah, and you got in like that?

Well, yeah, because, well, we were all together, so he knew that we were all not dressed to code. Yeah. Was it—

was it fun?

I love that place. I mean, yeah, a lot of people.

Anybody there that you knew?

Um, last night there were so many people.

Yeah, really?

Yeah, it got like way too packed.

Who was there?

Like so many people in a good way. You keep saying it's a bad thing.

Cameron Diaz.

Cameron Diaz was there?

Yeah.

No way.

It's like that. No way.

Cameron Diaz was not there.

It's crazy. You never see those people at clubs or bars because they're 50. Yeah, but like, who cares?

But why would they? They don't want to.

But like, Cameron Diaz acts in so many movies where she's older and her, like, her and her girlfriends go out to bars. Why doesn't she do that? No one would bother her either.

They'd be like, she is, but they just don't go to your bars. They're just going to random bars.

Maybe they go to low-key places. I don't know.

The place he goes to sounds like a kind of a hotspot.

It is. That's why there's nobody there.

What did you just say?

It's so hot, no one goes there. That's how in it is, Jason. What does it make any sense?

It's tough.

All right guys, well, hold on.

I think Ilya deserves this. Let's give this Zilla company a plug, guys. Ilya's protein has officially launched.

How much money did you put into Zilla?

Honestly, how much I put in?

$150,000.

Oh, you put in $150 grand?

I believe in this shit.

You know nothing about—

I drink this every fucking day. Fucking dumbass.

Turn into that person.

No, I mean, I believe in Ilya, and Ilya has been working on Zillow for a really long time. It's finally out. This has been his baby. Yes, I gave him $150,000. And yes, there's a lot riding on it for me. And yes, I would love to make my money back.

How much— what percentage of the company do you own for $150,000?

That was just for fun.

Oh, so you don't own anything? You just gave him $150,000?

Yeah. Are you proud of this?

I'm so proud of it. I mean, like, there's definitely a few tweaks that I could make, but I love the packaging, I love the taste, I love the ingredients, I love how it makes you feel. It doesn't make you bloaty, it doesn't make you, like, feel gross after you drink it, you know? So I'm really proud of the product, honestly.

Yeah, it's really good.

I, I And I love— sorry to interrupt, I was just gonna say, I love like when people try for the first time and then they call me like the next day and they're like, hey, can I have a bag? You know, I'm like, oh hell yeah, like it's working.

Good, good. Yeah, it's really good.

Cool.

I have a couple every week when I'm here.

Yeah, yeah. Do you like it?

It's delicious. I really do like it.

I really did like— I really did try to make it the best tasting plant protein.

And you know it's Ilya's, you know this is Ilya's brand because on the back, the one thing he put most of in here is biotin to help your hair grow.

There's—

I suppose you know that there's 500% in here.

He also suffers from hair loss.

Yeah, that's good for you then.

Isn't that funny? Like, literally everything else is at like 125%, maybe 20%, like really low numbers, and then biotin is at 500%. This may not make you stronger, but it'll sure make your hair stronger.

Yeah, I told you, more biotin. You know what I like about it, though, is every time I've drank it I felt great after.

Yeah.

Well, I'm proud of you, Ilya.

Thank you. If you guys visit the site now, you have a chance to win a free Peloton.

Oh, yeah, that's cool.

Yeah, that's really fun.

Yeah, it's completely free.

So let's cut that out of the podcast. So just us visiting the site, it gets delivered back to the house.

I'm like, what the fuck? Never goes anywhere.

We won.

And you're going to start to get David in shape soon.

As part of—

as a promo for Zilla?

Yes, I'm gonna try maybe in April.

Do you really think that he's gonna give himself over to you?

I, I honestly, like, I've been thinking about it, and whenever Dave puts his mind to something, he'll do it 110%. But this is actually one of the things that he may not do.

Yeah, I don't think he'll be able to do it.

I won't be able to put my mind to it. That's the thing. It's like, I just don't know.

What does that mean? That means you're not going to be able to do it.

Yeah.

Yeah. So I'm just saying, like, exactly what I'm saying. I don't think I'll be able to do it.

How much time are you going to waste on it? In other words, are you going to—

I don't think I'm going to waste much time because it's either he wants to or he doesn't.

He's doing it with Zane and Heath and already fucking— he's already had like 3 sit-down conversations with Zane where it's like, Zane, you're either in or you're out, buddy. Yesterday I walked into the movie room and it was Zane and Ilya talking and he goes, Can you give us a minute?

Why?

No, there's like— when you go, when you go through like a journey or like a transition, uh, or transformation I should say, there's like tough moments and it's not easy. It's really not. It's like you have to have those conversations. I mean, with you I wouldn't because like I know you know to just get it done, but it's not easy for a lot of people.

Yeah, I did the Zilla training fitness program for like—

what was it? 2 days?

4 hours?

Uh, 4 hours?

No, I did it for like, I think like 2 weeks, but on day 2 I had like a— he had to sit down and talk with me on literally day 2.

I always started cheating like day 2. I'm like, goddamn, Matt, why don't you do it?

You're like a natural athlete.

I know. Yeah, I don't know.

Um, I know it involves like, like not eating what you eat, you know, which is like bro, she.

I mean, you know what?

You know what?

You know what? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

She loves food. I hate when people, like, leave n a little better eating. You guys should see this because she goes in, I don't.

Yo, the fried cheese came to the dinner table the other night.

I didn't even order that.

I know you didn't, but it's. I know you did, but it was like, in front of me. And, and, and Natalie, Natalie was, like, reaching for it and I was like, oh, man, this is in the wrong spot.

But the thing about Natalie is, like, she'll, like, she'll like, order something like strawberry-covered or banana-covered or chocolate-covered strawberries. Yeah. And like, she doesn't stop there. Like, she has to go get the peanut butter out, get like the marshmallow spread that she has and like make a full fucking layered sandwich.

I know, but what she makes looks so good too, though.

Yeah, of course. But like, yeah, she does. I don't know.

And I'll tell you one thing, honestly, this is coming from a friend. I think that you're currently in like a snowball effect of like this, like, awesome snowball. Of this like awesome—

like, you look like a snowball.

Okay, proceed.

No, I'm just saying like, you're like, you're very used to this really good food, and it's not a bad thing per se, but I just think it's extremely difficult to kind of like derail yourself from that and take like the healthy route every single day.

But also, to be fair, like, I'm also snowball effect. Like, I, I mean, it doesn't help that literally I'm with Dave.

Okay, you know what, the real reason why I can't get fit is because I'm here all day long, and by the time I'm done being here, I'm tired.

That's not true. You work out in the morning. You got to work out.

Yeah, but I mean, I work so like I'm always working so late and I'm just fucking tired.

Dude, you have appointments like fucking 4 hours a day. You're literally never here.

I'll tell you what, it's not true.

You can, you can find time. Like if it's your actual goal, you can find time for it.

Yeah, for sure.

You know that. Like, you know that that's true.

So what happened after the 2 weeks? You just said fuck it.

I went to Cancun and, and what did you, what did you tell Ilya?

Well, there was a lot of talking.

I was working on it. I was still grinding away. No margaritas.

No, I saw her story and I was like, all right, well, that's it.

Why don't you do it with me?

You keep saying that.

Oh, you two should do it together. That's so fun. And that'll, that'll inspire Dave to do it if you're there.

I think it would be the opposite.

Yeah, it would be the opposite.

It would.

Yeah.

He doesn't like when there's somebody else, like, competing with him, like when it comes to working out.

Yeah, I don't like competition in the workout room.

No. And that's fine.

But what was Ilya's story the other day? That was so funny. You showed me his story, his Instagram story about his live show.

God, bro, Ilya's doing like a live show for his fucking podcast.

And dude, because that's such a fucking dumb idea. Maybe we could do that, David, you asshole.

Bro, fuck that.

Well, fuck what?

Listen, listen, listen.

March 15th, 5 PM. Go buy tickets.

Why can't we do a live show?

You wait, what are you doing? This is just putting me into talk about a live show.

I'm derailing your story.

He's doing this promo for— you're also doing it in person, right? And people can come see you?

No, no, no, it's all virtual.

Oh, okay, it's all virtual. Okay, so it's like, it's an online live show, and, and he's just like, and he's like, I know what some of you guys are thinking, like, will I be able to watch in Nebraska? Yes. What about if I'm in Vermont? Yes. What about Oklahoma? You'll be able to watch it literally anywhere, even on your toilet. And that's his Instagram story. And I responded, I'm like, dude, That's what the fucking internet is like. You don't have to fucking explain it to people.

But like, I know a lot of people were like, he was getting DMs.

He was like, guys, I'm getting a lot of DMs about it. And he's like, the show is virtual.

Yeah, a lot of people online.

So you can be any— he was explaining a lot of—

he listed 3 states.

Yeah, he did.

And then as on top of it, it didn't seem like a joke. And on top of it, he's like, you could be on the toilet.

Natalie just got her food delivered.

That's all. What'd you order?

I just got a coffee.

With a bagel.

Can I get a latte and, uh, barbecue back ribs? Ma'am, coffee only here. Jesus Christ.

Did you know Starbucks has brisket now?

Natalie, please stop calling us for briskets. You got a weird life, huh?

It's so weird today.

It's so weird. Today, which is normal, but like, it is kind of— it's a bizarre life in the middle of our lives.

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, it's like you're what, you're driving your kids to school at 6:45? Like, that is it. Which it's so crazy because it's like, I'm thinking about that. Like, Zane is 30 now.

Yeah.

Todd is— how old is Todd?

30.

That's fucking— my parents had me when they were 22. Yeah. Like, this is like a very normal thing to— if, if 32, if Todd and Natalie got married, Like, the way I would have to react would be like, oh my God, congrats! But in my head I'd be like, what the fuck? Yeah, you know what I mean? I'd be like, you guys got married? Yeah, what about One Oak and Hide and Saddle Ranch? What are we gonna do?

You're also a lot younger. Yeah, that 5 years is a lot. That you're the age from like 25 to 30, you do so much growing up.

But like, that's the crazy part is it's like, it's like time to kind of start settling down.

Yeah.

Like it's the— it's time to start living like a regular life. Yeah, like that's— it's kind of cool and also kind of exciting.

No, my mom says she wants grandkids the other day on the phone. I was like, what the fuck did you just say?

Fuck you, Mom.

Yeah, and it was International Women's Day. I just didn't want to be mean, but I would have said that. Weird, man.

It is a strange thing, but like, we're like at that age where it's so normal to like start a family. Yeah, like just the juices you have inside, like This is weird to think, but Natalie and I right now, if we wanted to go upstairs, we can make a baby.

Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Like, we have the means to— like, we don't need— like, we don't need to call somebody or like order like a special machine. We could just go do it.

It's, it's crazy.

Or like, if not, and surprise you in 9 months and be like, you won't believe this, but look. Yeah, it's a Natalie and David.

Yeah. Or if Natalie had the bitchiest, most indecisive creature ever.

Fuck you. I don't know, actually. Guys, we brought Taylor into the studio. Taylor's actually the reason this all went down. I called you about these clothes. Yeah, you were with your friend, which you didn't tell me, which I was already embarrassed by.

Why are you embarrassed?

Well, because I called her right away and I was like, who paid for these clothes? And then she was like, I'm with my friend. And I was like, I mean, I paid for these clothes. I'm happy about them. No, but you're on speaker. I called you, I called you at the clothes, and like, obviously they're like designer clothes, right?

Yeah.

And I was like, who paid for these? And you were like, you got them for free. And then I was like, get the fuck out of here, I got all these for free? And then turns out Natalie used my credit card to buy $6,000 worth.

I wasn't aware of that. I, I had no idea.

What kind of communication is going on here where you didn't know that, Taylor?

Uh, well, there was box that was brought in.

Yeah, and you just assume anything in a box is free.

Well, I mean, you never get new clothes that Natalie orders. That's like a first.

It was a very rare circumstance.

Um, they were all from Revolve, and I just assumed they were sitting at the front, like, of the house for X amount of time, and I was like, I'm gonna carry this box upstairs and I'm gonna hang them up.

You know this is coming out of your paycheck, right?

Oh great, thank you. Yeah, I'll be living on the streets.

I think the problem is they were hung.

That's the problem.

Yeah, if they were never hung—

I mean, if we're gonna point— once they're hung, if we're gonna point at anybody, it is Taylor, right? Taylor's at fault.

No, it's obviously you because you're fucking stupid.

Like, I'm wearing the clothes right now, but guess what? I know I'm actually wearing the hoodie right now that I got, but fun fact Check this out. If you're watching it— oh great, the tags are still on it.

What?

Now we're not gonna be able to return it. Everyone's gonna know that you're—

yeah, because everybody that works at Off-White, we get an email from Off-White. Don't even bother returning those, we saw. Um, I am wearing the tags on my new Off-White hoodie that I have because— how much are these again? Like $800?

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, it's going right back.

Well, did you enjoy the one that you did take the tag off?

Yeah, I did enjoy it.

Yeah. It seemed like you liked it.

I did, until I went to my favorite bar that I like and he had me take it off because you're not allowed to wear hoodies. So it was fun up until I walked to the door. Yeah, that's unfortunate. Uh, we're filming Discovering David Dobrik, the show. Uh, it's such a fucking bizarre name. The name's fine. I know, but it's so tough to tell people like what they're— like when people like— yeah, when I run into your show, uh, Discovering David Dobrik, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's long. Like when I, when I run into people on the beach and like They're like, maybe they know me but they don't know the show, and then they ask me about the show and I'm like, yeah, it's on Discovery, it's called Discovering David Dobrik. How often are you on the beach? Oh, actually recently a lot.

Really?

Are you looking at me like I know?

What do we do?

You literally went to Costa Rica with me.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we were on the beach a lot.

What are the two of you doing on the beach late at night? Uh, never said late at night. Yeah, we were on it late at night too. Yeah, I like where you're going, Joe.

It's funny not being David Dobrik and telling people that you're on a show called Discovering David Dobrik. They're like, what? It's very— yeah, what are you doing?

Well, I am his handler. Um, but we were filming the segment where I met with like a spiritual— almost like a spiritual guide. Is that fair to say, Jay? Yeah, yeah, like a spiritual person.

Did you have an awakening?

She made me cry.

They literally— right after you did it, um, the producers came over to me and they're like, I think we really— he really had a moment there. And they were— I was like, oh my gosh, that's so great. Yeah, but they were all like everyone was pretty stoked that you had like a very deep emotional—

it was really interesting. I did this thing, I mean, you'll see it on the show, um, but sorry, it was really interesting, you'll see on the show, but fuck me.

What's wrong with you?

Sorry, I had edibles before I walked in.

Emotions are difficult.

Or it was, it was really—

are you gonna cry?

No, no, no.

Oh my God, you're crying!

No, I'm not. Yo, isn't the worst when you get embarrassed and someone goes, oh my God, you're turning red? It's the fucking— Natalie does it all the time. She's such a bitch.

No, I don't.

Yeah.

No, because I know this is how you say it.

You go, oh my God, look at you getting all red. That's what you do, huh?

Okay, well, I do that to you just to fuck with you, but I don't do that to like anybody else.

Oh my gosh, that's how she talks. I fucking hate it. But I was talking to her and she was like, tell me a little bit, a little bit about yourself. And then somehow, for some reason, we got into like me talking about like, well, I feel like there's two parts of me. Like, I feel like one part of me wants to leave everything that I do and like move to France and start a new life and just like worry about my family and that's it. And then there's another part of me that still wants to do the whole LA thing and like work at it and like, right, really do this for the next 20 years. She did this interesting thing. She like, she's like, okay, name, name one of your, name one of those personalities because it sounds like there's two different personalities here communicating with each other. Okay, so I named one Francis for the guy from France, and I gave Andy to the guy from LA.

I just said, so did you come up with these?

Well, because on the bottom of Woody's shoe is Andy.

Okay.

So I just— so that's like one of my first Hollywood memories is Andy.

I would have been like David and Dave. I wouldn't have gone that deep.

So it was interesting. So then she had— she had me— she's like, what does Francis want to tell me? So she had me sit on the left of the couch and she had me talk as Francis.

Wow.

And then she had me turn as Francis and talk to Andy. And then she had me do the same thing. Then she had me talk as Andy and she had me tell Frances stuff and she had me as Andy tell her stuff. It was fucking really bizarre and it made me cry because it was just like it was a lot.

Really? I cried. Frances or Andy or David.

But what part—

like, what are some of the things that Andy said? What are some of the things that David said? Frances.

Frances ended up suffocating Andy and choking him out.

Oh, man.

Unfortunate. Yeah.

Wait, can you describe more like what is—

They had a gangbang. Francis and Andy just had sex.

Where was David?

In the gangbang. So the three of them? Yeah, it was a threesome. What can I describe?

What, like, like who defined who is Francis and who is Andy more so than like—

Well, I don't want to talk about it because it'll be on the show, so I want to let you see it there. But like, it's like it was— and it was just me. And Andrea and like the camera people, which is kind of like— that's tough to like open up in front of camera people. So like, but yeah, but it was so bizarre. I was like so shocked that she got me to cry. I was like, what the fuck?

What made you cry about it?

Well, it was like Francis talking about how much he wants to like do this thing and move to France, but he doesn't want— he doesn't want Andy to give up on what he's always wanted in his life. Right. And then Andy's like, I really envy your life, Francis, but I feel like my job's not done here. So I was like, wow. Yeah, yeah. Oh, this is so—

this is something that I would like never expect to hear out of his mouth ever. Like 2 years ago, if I was like, yo Dave, let's try an exercise, you'd be like, Jay, shut the fuck up.

What are you saying? I don't believe, man.

This is very good. Why didn't you tell me this on the bus?

Well, Andrea told me not to tell anybody.

Oh really?

And then Natalie just brought it up earlier in the living room and she was like, yeah, the whole crew came bragging about how you were crying.

No, no, no, they didn't. They weren't— they didn't tell me like any details because they wanted to preserve it as a private moment and obviously for the show.

Yeah, that's bullshit. But that—

well, it's a private moment, it's going on.

Andrea was like, even though it's going to be on the show, like, keep this moment between us until then. Um, but wow, but you guys brought it up so I decided to share it here. But yeah, yeah, it was pretty interesting. I've never been moved like that.

And so where are you with it? What will you do?

Oh, I don't know, man. That's tough.

You think about leaving back to Costa Rica to meet Andrea? Andrea's married, by the way, so slow down.

But I think they're like that.

I think they'll admit it. It's like Andrea could like come here and like sort of be like a life coach for you in some way, like a month.

She'd probably love that.

Oh, that'd be kind of cool.

That would be really cool. Full circle moment for sure.

Oh, you mean like somebody that's with him all day?

No, no, not with him all day. No, no, but like, like somebody— it's hard. I feel like it's hard.

Caretaker?

No, I think— no, no, not a babysitter.

Or just put me in a straitjacket.

No, I think that way you don't have to keep an eye on me. There's such like a stigma around like therapy and things sometimes, and maybe it's like easier to have a conversation with somebody like Andrea who's just like real and like just at that level with you?

Well, I don't know. I think she has more stigma around her than a therapist. Like, I think therapist is more conversational. This was like— this is like something I wasn't expecting.

Yeah, but I feel like therapist kind of has like this, like, where a therapist is kind of like up here and they're talking to you and they know everything, whereas like someone that's a spiritual guidance or guide is kind of like on the same playing field with you. Like, they're just— I don't know, I feel like that connection is different than when a therapist talks to you.

Maybe. Yeah, if Andrea is down.

I'm here.

Come by.

But over here—

oh, by the way, if you're watching our lights, guys, for the remainder of the podcast, we just had a power outage here at the house. So if you're watching the video version of this, the lights behind us just went out.

Yeah. Is this something you want to share with everybody?

Sure. What do you want me to say?

I don't know.

Yo, you always say I don't share a lot, but I was thinking about it. I feel like I share a lot.

I didn't say you don't share a lot.

Oh, okay. You're always like, open up and stuff.

Oh yeah, I think it's always good to open up.

What do you mean, open up? Joe, ask me a question. I'll be completely honest.

Mm-hmm.

Do you want to give up YouTube? Um, yeah, somewhat. Not— I don't know. I kind of do, kind of don't. I feel like I've done it. I don't know. I don't know how to answer this in like the sweetest way possible. There's different days where I do and different days where I don't. Like, I'm so happy with the videos I've created, and I made so many of them where I'm like, I've completed everything I wanted to finish on YouTube. Like, I'm like really content with those videos and like, that's it. Like, I do want to put a bow on it and wrap it up and be like, next, next thing. What else can I do? Can I go fishing? Right, whatever it is, I don't know. Um, but yeah, and also I'm not in the same like mindset I was before.

What was that mindset?

It was like full-blown fucking happiness and you couldn't penetrate it. You couldn't fucking penetrate it. My least favorite question So when people would come up to me and they'd go, what's the real David like? And I'd be like, get the fuck out of here. I'd be like, this is it, like what you're getting. It's like, it's like, yeah, but like the YouTube video is like, it's not all real. And I'd be like, yeah, and neither is a fucking film or a TV show, but like the process of making it is real to me. And that's so fun. Yeah, like the process of of filming a montage at Coachella. Yes, we're not going like this the entire time at Coachella, but like, it's like filming anything.

I think that's the problem.

That's the real me is making that.

I think that's the problem is that that can't be the real you.

God, you're one of them. Like, why'd I look right at the camera?

You, you, you never, um, you weren't— you don't have but a real you.

But Jay, I don't think that's fair.

Why?

Like, because, like, how can— how could someone ask me what the real me is? The real me is the same as the real Joe, the real now, the real Jason, the, the real you. It's like you were different when you were 20, you were different when you were 30, you're different now. Yeah, you're consistently the real you, you're just a different age with a different perspective. Like, that's not fair to assume that your final form is when you're 45 and you know everything. Every step of your way is your real you.

Maybe that can't be someone's reality. Because it's not reality.

But why? Why is creating not a reality?

Um, because it's not— it's not something that you can really— everybody can relate to.

What does that mean? I can't relate to astronauts, but that does not— I'm not gonna go and be like, you're not really an astronaut. Like, you can't be an astronaut. What's the real you?

Are you just saying because, like, it's not true?

Like, the real you, for instance, um, when you had a girlfriend Okay, um, and when you broke up, yeah, you were upset.

Yes, right?

Yeah, and we all were.

And, um, and you need to get her back.

And, and, you know, but that didn't— that wasn't in your videos.

Like, there's a part of reality that wasn't included.

Yeah, yeah, it's not the real you.

Yeah, but that's still That's like, that's kind of a bit— in other words, if I watch one of your videos, it's not a 360-degree angle of me.

Totally. So what I'm saying is that question is valid. So it's like, if I watch one of your videos and I get, you know, a, a fast car, okay, I get some hijinks with Ilya and I get some funny jokes with Natalie, I'm like, cool, he seems like a cool guy. And then I see you at a party.

I didn't know that's what you want. That's what people wanted. Like, am I—

yeah, I think that's what people want. They're like, gosh, no shit, they want to know, they want to know the real you. Yeah.

Well, I think people literally didn't think no shit. I think people literally just assumed that. I mean, that's a good point where the reality people don't like conceptualize the fact that like 4 minutes does not actually equate to a full week of time, you know, like they just see that and that's all they got, you know?

Yeah, I guess. Okay, I get your argument. I get it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I get yours.

But it's also like, but it's also like, who cares? Like, like Well, they do.

They asked.

Well, because, right, but, but I guess that's what would bother me is like, why do you care? Like, just, I don't know.

Well, that's an interesting side of fame for sure. Like, I would pay so much money to find out what Dave Chappelle is really like because I'm crazy for him.

I'm sure he's just like really relaxed on his couch and just sits there.

Yeah, probably.

I'm sure that's what it is. And I'm sure sometimes he gets fired up when like he's feeling funny and I feel like 80% of the time he's just hanging out.

Yeah, that's a good point.

I don't know. So the answer to how I would answer that is the real me is fun and sad.

There you go.

Like, I don't know.

I watched an old video of mine today because I was like clipping it for Facebook and it was pretty good.

Yeah.

You know what it was?

Well, I wouldn't go that far.

It was when I gave everybody gifts.

I do like those. I actually—

it was fun because it was like you didn't get any good gifts.

I actually—

that was funny.

I actually really like your videos.

Oh, thanks.

I'm David.

What's the real Jason like?

No, no, no, but, um, but I did— I do like those because they were like so— I watched like I think 2 like 7 months ago. Yeah, and by accident my autoplay is still on. Yeah, I was— I woke up to the autoplay on my TV. Um, no, but it was, it was really cool because like, you know, when your vlogs turn on, like, I mean, like, let's not kid ourselves, like Like a lot of times when other people vlog, people go, yes, let's do it. And then when you vlog, if they're sitting like this, they may even slouch lower. So, so if we're talking about the real people, that's when you get the real—

yeah, you get the real stuff on my channel.

So that's why I do, I do enjoy it. So maybe, maybe I just answer my own question. Yeah, who is the real me? Watch Jason's video.

Yes.

Yeah. Or yesterday Joe vlogged me all day. I was in the worst mood.

Really?

The worst mood. But then I watched it and I was like, Oh, that's cool. I kind of show a side of myself like, ah, this sucks. Yeah, I'm in a bad mood.

Yeah, that is cool.

Yeah.

And it's cool to watch that back and be like, I wasn't— I remember why I was in a good mood that day, right? Thank God I'm better now. Did you watch the porn in your old bedroom?

The video?

No. Someone made a porn in my, my old house that I sold. Someone rented it. They're renting it for like $50 grand a month. Yes.

And Natalie's art on the wall is in the back of the video.

Oh, yeah.

Really? And now there's a full-on porn that was shot at my house.

It says Natalina. My Natalina neon light is still—

You watched the video?

I did. I did see it.

Yeah, you did?

Yeah.

Wait, you have the account? Oh, it's like a paid account. Like, it's not free?

No, it's free. Oh, well, you know what? Somebody sent me screen recordings of it. I think that's what I watched in my DMs.

Oh yeah.

Was there any—

All from Jason. Yo, now I screen recorded this for you. Probably don't have an account. All right guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you Jason, Natalie, and Ilya for being here. Seriously, go check out Zilla. What's the website?

zillafitness.com.

Go check it out. You can't buy the product yet, but you can, you can sign up for the launch list, which immediately gives you a chance to win a Peloton. Yeah, and everybody wants a brand new Peloton, so make some space in your garage because it is coming. Um, all right guys, we'll see you soon. This has been A View's Podcast. My name is Jeff. Bye guys, peace.