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And Jason loves horoscopes is what he's trying to say. There was one time— I completely hate horoscopes. Let me tell you a story. I think I got this on the vlog once. Liza, my girlfriend, is 100% into horoscopes, and that's all she cares about. And one day I'm like, they're complete bullshit. Like, none of it is like true. And she's like, yeah, right, whatever, read me mine right now. So I read her horoscope, and as I'm listening, and I'm like, you're gonna have a great week because you're very optimistic about the days. And she's like, yep, that's me. And then I read another and it's like, your relationship is very strong right now with your family. And she's like, yep, that's me. And I kept reading off things and she's like, yep, that's me. And I'm like, okay, cool. Well, that wasn't your horoscope. That was someone else's.