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That's— yeah, that's so annoying. I want him to say something bad. The other day I had to trick them into saying something bad about you. Yeah, I had to. We were filming a bit and I wanted them to say, I hate him so much. And I had to say, like, 'Hey, what do you guys think about Hitler?' And then like, 'I hate him so much.' And then, and then I voiced it over later and it was like, 'Hey, what do you guys think about your dad?' And they're like, 'I hate him so much.' Did you use that bit? No, I never used it.

May 18, 20175:30David
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Jason5:08
Divorced from reality. David puts scorpions on people.
David5:12
I just— we actually put scorpions on people today. Jason has two kids. Who both love him very much, surprisingly. Yeah, but I mean, he doesn't love them back. That's the—
Jason5:23
that's the difficult part. When David asks my kids to say bad stuff about me in his vlog, they tell him no. They're the only people that tell David no.
David5:30
That's— yeah, that's so annoying. I want him to say something bad. The other day I had to trick them into saying something bad about you. Yeah, I had to. We were filming a bit and I wanted them to say, I hate him so much. And I had to say, like, 'Hey, what do you guys think about Hitler?' And then like, 'I hate him so much.' And then, and then I voiced it over later and it was like, 'Hey, what do…
Jason5:54
You didn't end up using it?
David5:55
No, but that's how I have to trick your kids into talking crap about you.
Jason5:58
The vlogs are really fun. Yeah, I enjoy doing it.