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I just— we actually put scorpions on people today. Jason has two kids. Who both love him very much, surprisingly. Yeah, but I mean, he doesn't love them back. That's the—
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Yeah, so that's why you didn't like it. Oh, the truth comes out. You didn't have a title card. No, that's why you didn't like it. If I had a big title card there, you're like, oh, so good, you gotta see it.
Let me tell you more about Jason. Jason's divorced. Yeah, so he's David. I'm not divorced.
Divorced from reality. David puts scorpions on people.
I just— we actually put scorpions on people today. Jason has two kids. Who both love him very much, surprisingly. Yeah, but I mean, he doesn't love them back. That's the—
that's the difficult part. When David asks my kids to say bad stuff about me in his vlog, they tell him no. They're the only people that tell David no.
That's— yeah, that's so annoying. I want him to say something bad. The other day I had to trick them into saying something bad about you. Yeah, I had to. We were filming a bit and I wanted them to say, I hate him so much. And I had to say, like, 'Hey, what do…
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