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Let me tell you more about Jason. Jason's divorced. Yeah, so he's David. I'm not divorced.

May 18, 20175:03David
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Jason4:50
maybe you deserve it because you said the movie sucked.
David4:52
It's the bottom line.
Jason4:53
Yeah, so that's why you didn't like it. Oh, the truth comes out. You didn't have a title card. No, that's why you didn't like it. If I had a big title card there, you're like, oh, so good, you gotta see it.
David5:03
Let me tell you more about Jason. Jason's divorced. Yeah, so he's David. I'm not divorced.
Jason5:08
Divorced from reality. David puts scorpions on people.
David5:12
I just— we actually put scorpions on people today. Jason has two kids. Who both love him very much, surprisingly. Yeah, but I mean, he doesn't love them back. That's the—
Jason5:23
that's the difficult part. When David asks my kids to say bad stuff about me in his vlog, they tell him no. They're the only people that tell David no.