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Yeah, so that's why you didn't like it. Oh, the truth comes out. You didn't have a title card. No, that's why you didn't like it. If I had a big title card there, you're like, oh, so good, you gotta see it.

May 18, 20174:53Jason
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David4:48
Okay. The movie—
Jason4:50
maybe you deserve it because you said the movie sucked.
David4:52
It's the bottom line.
Jason4:53
Yeah, so that's why you didn't like it. Oh, the truth comes out. You didn't have a title card. No, that's why you didn't like it. If I had a big title card there, you're like, oh, so good, you gotta see it.
David5:03
Let me tell you more about Jason. Jason's divorced. Yeah, so he's David. I'm not divorced.
Jason5:08
Divorced from reality. David puts scorpions on people.
David5:12
I just— we actually put scorpions on people today. Jason has two kids. Who both love him very much, surprisingly. Yeah, but I mean, he doesn't love them back. That's the—