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They dry. I don't get that many brand deals. You know why I don't get any brand deals? You get a lot of them. No, I don't. You know why I don't get them anymore? Why? Because of your stupid vlog where I dress as a Mexican prostitute, as a Guatemalan prostitute.
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and not only that, but you get brand deals.
Yeah, but they don't pay me. They're like net 90, bitch.
Yeah, you gotta wait a little bit to get paid. But at some point they're just going to keep coming in because you've waited so long for each of them.
They dry. I don't get that many brand deals. You know why I don't get any brand deals? You get a lot of them. No, I don't. You know why I don't get them anymore? Why? Because of your stupid vlog where I dress as a Mexican prostitute, as a Guatemalan prostitute.
Guadalajara.
And do jokes like this bomb-ass pussy. We were in the airport the other night. First of all, it really, really bummed me out when we were driving to the airport and you were like, Why are you— why do you— why are you coming with me to Chuck Norris's house?
Well, yeah, because I just didn't get it. Like, I didn't get your angle. It's like when your wife asked why you vlog with me, I was like, dude, this is gonna be hell. Why are you coming?