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YouTube Douchebags

I even— I watched it so much because I wanted to be a YouTuber when I was younger, playing video games. And one time my mom even— I remember this because I'm like, boom, I got her, but she doesn't know it. She walked into my room and she's like, what are you doing? You've been— you've been in bed all day. And I'm like, and I was watching YouTube videos, and I responded and I told her I'm working. And she was like, she just laughed, and I was like, in my head, I'm like, yes, that's it, that's it. I just, I just stabbed her. She doesn't know it yet, and you knew, but if she remembers this moment, it's gonna hurt later.

May 18, 201715:59David
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Jason15:18
I just feel like, what's laryngitis? There's all these words like, you're really smart, but you're so fucking dumb in other ways. Here's what's great about David. David works really hard. He's really good at making videos. And the probably thing I respect mos…
David15:39
Thanks.
Jason15:40
You broke that. Everyone copies your style. Everyone, you know, and, and it's like, I remember when I first met you, you were like, um, You were like, yeah, like, yeah, like, I was like Vine. And then you told me that you watched YouTube like all your life. Y…
David15:59
I even— I watched it so much because I wanted to be a YouTuber when I was younger, playing video games. And one time my mom even— I remember this because I'm like, boom, I got her, but she doesn't know it. She walked into my room and she's like, what are you doing? You've been— you've been in bed all day. And I'm like, and I was watching YouTube videos, and I responded and I told her I'm working.…
Jason16:28
I called her the other day.
David16:29
Yeah, you did call her.
Jason16:30
Fun.