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And you're punishing them now for all those years they fucked with you.

May 18, 201710:27Jason
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David9:26
They're from Slovakia, but they live in Illinois. Chill. They've been living there for like 15 years, which is even like harder.
Jason9:32
There's like a, there's a barrier there. There's a cultural barrier there. And so David is like always really annoyed when they call and they want to come stay. And he's like, it's not a good time. And they want him to come back for the christening. And he's…
David9:47
And then, you know, the problem with my parents, and they're 100% listening to this, and this is really frustrating, is they're always like, okay, when I used to just stay at home and do nothing, and I would play— I think this is all parents— and I would play…
Jason10:27
And you're punishing them now for all those years they fucked with you.
David10:31
No, not really punishing them. I'm just like, I finally moved out, and I think moving out really, like, helped my relationship with my parents. Like, it was going downhill quick. Like, it was brutal. But then I left, and it was so much better. It was like, "O…
Jason10:47
You're recording your friends' dick and stuff.
David10:49
Yeah, I talk about masturbation and jacking off. This is what I fucking wanted. It's finally here.