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And then, you know, the problem with my parents, and they're 100% listening to this, and this is really frustrating, is they're always like, okay, when I used to just stay at home and do nothing, and I would play— I think this is all parents— and I would play video games all day, they'd be like, why don't you ever leave the house? Why don't you do anything productive? And then when I'd be out all day, they'd be like, why don't you just stay in a little bit and stop going out with your friends? That was all the time with my parents. It was on and off. And now I finally have a job and they're like, you're so stressed out, you have to calm down, you have to stop working. When before, when I was at home and I was sitting at nothing, they were like, you need to get a job, you need to start doing something with your life. There's like this weird thing where I can't win with them. And that's like the most frustrating thing.

May 18, 20179:47David
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Jason9:21
According to you, you're like— David's mom and dad will call and they're from another country.
David9:26
They're from Slovakia, but they live in Illinois. Chill. They've been living there for like 15 years, which is even like harder.
Jason9:32
There's like a, there's a barrier there. There's a cultural barrier there. And so David is like always really annoyed when they call and they want to come stay. And he's like, it's not a good time. And they want him to come back for the christening. And he's…
David9:47
And then, you know, the problem with my parents, and they're 100% listening to this, and this is really frustrating, is they're always like, okay, when I used to just stay at home and do nothing, and I would play— I think this is all parents— and I would play video games all day, they'd be like, why don't you ever leave the house? Why don't you do anything productive? And then when I'd be out all…
Jason10:27
And you're punishing them now for all those years they fucked with you.
David10:31
No, not really punishing them. I'm just like, I finally moved out, and I think moving out really, like, helped my relationship with my parents. Like, it was going downhill quick. Like, it was brutal. But then I left, and it was so much better. It was like, "O…
Jason10:47
You're recording your friends' dick and stuff.