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Your Penis Is Not Welcome Here

Yeah, well, because that's a conference. Because I usually speak at colleges, and this time I'm going to conference, and like, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what it means necessarily. Like, I know it's at a hotel rather than at the actual school, and there's other speakers like Ted Cruz, Jesse Eisenberg, um, like Sophia Bush. There's a bunch of other speakers. But like, when I go to colleges, I do like Q&As. Like, I don't give like gives fucking full-on speeches. So I'm scared, like I'm asking Jason if it's a conference because, like what a conference is, because I'm scared that it's gonna be like, okay, now Jesse Eisenberg will deliver his State of the Union address to the school. And then I come up and I answer questions about why Jason's balls are so saggy. Like I'm scared that I'm gonna have to like, I'm scared I'm gonna go up on stage, I'm not gonna match up with the rest of the talent there.

February 15, 202035:27David
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Jason35:14
Excited?
David35:15
Yeah, I'm going to speak at a convention.
Jason35:17
David just asked me 5 minutes ago, I go, you're going to a college? He goes, no, it's— he goes, it's a conference. And then he goes, what's a conference? Have you been to VidCon?
David35:27
Yeah, well, because that's a conference. Because I usually speak at colleges, and this time I'm going to conference, and like, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what it means necessarily. Like, I know it's at a hotel rather than at the actual school, and there's other speakers like Ted Cruz, Jesse Eisenberg, um, like Sophia Bush. There's a bunch of other speakers. But like, when I go to colleges,…
Jason36:08
You also asked me, is it in one room? I don't know. I don't know. Probably not.
David36:14
Well, if I think— If I think of conference— Yeah, Jason has no idea. Jason just found out I'm going to a conference and I'm asking him these questions. If I think of conference, I think of multiple rooms.
Jason36:24
I would think of the multiple rooms as well.