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So the other day I was going through my DMs and the fucking Empire State Building DM'd me. Oh my God, isn't that crazy?

February 15, 202032:53David
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Jason32:47
I have a strong index finger. I do finger pull-ups all the time.
David32:51
You don't. You're mental.
Jason32:52
That's true.
David32:53
So the other day I was going through my DMs and the fucking Empire State Building DM'd me. Oh my God, isn't that crazy?
Jason33:00
David's been walking around the house for the last couple days bragging, like, the verified account Empire State Building DM'd me, which is pretty fucking cool.
David33:08
Like, listen, I'll be honest, some pretty cool people DM me and I get really lucky with these DMs, but I've never had one of the tallest skyscrapers in New York City, let alone in America, fucking send me a message.
Jason33:20
It's so fucking cool, bro.