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Your Penis Is Not Welcome Here

Because Jason taps his— like when Jason tries to wake up his iPhone, it's like, this is, this is what I hear. I go, that's his— it's like he's fucking—

February 15, 202032:39David
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Jason32:12
But like, if it were me and I had to do that job all the time, fucking guy gotta run out to right field and catch your ass, no way. I'd be pissed for sure. Oh, the other day I go to start my phone, I tap it twice, right?
David32:25
I was just gonna say how hard you fucking take it from sleep mode.
Jason32:28
And David goes, once. Once you only got to tap it once like that. And I go, I go, what? You just got to tap it once. God, so fucking old.
David32:39
Because Jason taps his— like when Jason tries to wake up his iPhone, it's like, this is, this is what I hear. I go, that's his— it's like he's fucking—
Jason32:47
I have a strong index finger. I do finger pull-ups all the time.
David32:51
You don't. You're mental.
Jason32:52
That's true.