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Your Penis Is Not Welcome Here
if it were you and you busted some streakers, I know exactly what would happen. You'd be like, hey man, that was pretty fucking funny though, you know? Like, yeah, I gotta take you off, that was sick.
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What do you mean?
Like they put you in jail?
Yeah, but like, are they like mad or do they do that just to prove a point? Like, like, you know what I mean? Like if you get pulled over for drunk driving, a cop's gonna be like, what the fuck, you're drunk driving, right? But like when you pull over for— wh…
if it were you and you busted some streakers, I know exactly what would happen. You'd be like, hey man, that was pretty fucking funny though, you know? Like, yeah, I gotta take you off, that was sick.
Yeah, of course.
But like, if it were me and I had to do that job all the time, fucking guy gotta run out to right field and catch your ass, no way. I'd be pissed for sure. Oh, the other day I go to start my phone, I tap it twice, right?
I was just gonna say how hard you fucking take it from sleep mode.