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Your Penis Is Not Welcome Here

Not a fan of it. So this year Jeff was like, yo, we're on the list, let's go. And I was like, fuck, I'm in New York. But I really wanted to go, so I put— I want one of my press days, I pushed back, and I got all my press done in a day just so I can come home early to go to this fucking Dan Bilzerian party. So I got home, I landed at like 8 or 9 PM. We went to this party and we were standing in line and it's a fucking mess. Like, long line, super long line, and it's like I mean, it's a ton of people, like 500 people there. So many people right outside his house. Right. And, and then fucking security. Security all of a sudden, all of a sudden starts yelling, if you have a cock, get out of the fucking line. You're not coming in. No more fucking dudes. If you have a dick, leave now. I don't give a fuck who you are. So, like, I won't even name, like, the celebrities that they were kicking out, but there were, like, some actual, like, celebs there that were guys that were just being fucking pushed out of the line.

February 15, 202029:16David
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Jason29:09
Sure.
David29:10
And I couldn't get into it. The dude fucking hates guys. Like, the guy cannot have a guy at his party.
Jason29:15
Sure.
David29:16
Not a fan of it. So this year Jeff was like, yo, we're on the list, let's go. And I was like, fuck, I'm in New York. But I really wanted to go, so I put— I want one of my press days, I pushed back, and I got all my press done in a day just so I can come home early to go to this fucking Dan Bilzerian party. So I got home, I landed at like 8 or 9 PM. We went to this party and we were standing in li…
Jason30:13
Right.
David30:13
Because he was just like, no fucking dudes. I don't give a fuck who you are. God, that's crazy.
Jason30:17
That's crazy.