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You know what's crazy is like, like, I'll listen to conversations like during Fashion Week. Like, people go up to each other and they'll go, you look great. And you know, the response is, you look great too. Yeah, this is amazing. Yeah. But every time I would go up to a person, have a conversation with them, and I'd be like, you look incredible, this is an amazing outfit, no one would ever say that back to me, ever. Like, they— because, because one, they knew, like, one, it and two, you know, they knew if they said it, I'd call them out on it and be like, you don't mean that. I'm just wearing a hoodie. Yeah, I wore a hoodie to Fashion Week.
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Even you.
I mean, I had a sweatshirt.
That was my main concern. I was like, Dave's going to Fashion Week. I was like, I think it's cool that you try all this new stuff. I think it's awesome. But I was like thinking, I was like, what the fuck's he gonna wear?
You know what's crazy is like, like, I'll listen to conversations like during Fashion Week. Like, people go up to each other and they'll go, you look great. And you know, the response is, you look great too. Yeah, this is amazing. Yeah. But every time I would go up to a person, have a conversation with them, and I'd be like, you look incredible, this is an amazing outfit, no one would ever say th…
I saw one picture of you on the runway and you look good. Whatever they dressed you in. Did you figure out your own outfit?
Well, they gave you a bunch of options at the hotel, and then I was like, I want that hoodie. And the hoodie looks soft. And then— and then, yeah, you wore a hoodie.
You wear the same thing you wear around here to shoot people with paintball guns.