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I, I don't, I don't, I think it's really dumb. I think if I want to love somebody, I can love them any day of the year.
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Why?
Because this is the thing: if you're single, obviously it sucks because you feel like an asshole, you feel left out. And if you're with somebody, you're forced into this fucking bullshit. You gotta go out to eat. It's the worst night to go out to eat. I went…
Yeah, you just have a really negative outlook on love.
I, I don't, I don't, I think it's really dumb. I think if I want to love somebody, I can love them any day of the year.
I understand that, but I think Valentine's Day is a little bit— is a time to do it harder, like to love a little harder. It's kind of like having a birthday. It's like, why do I have to celebrate this person being born? I can do that every day with my kids. B…
Try to get a reservation on Valentine's Day.
Jason, this is really funny. You've been talking to this girl for a month. God, this is crazy to me. You're talking to a girl for a month and she lives in another state. And finally she was about to come out. Yeah, to visit California.