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Your Penis Is Not Welcome Here

Because this is the thing: if you're single, obviously it sucks because you feel like an asshole, you feel left out. And if you're with somebody, you're forced into this fucking bullshit. You gotta go out to eat. It's the worst night to go out to eat. I went out tonight, went with my kids. You fucking can't get a table, or pizza took 55 minutes. Sure, it's so silly. And then you see people all the time like I got a DM today, um, like I brought Carly and Aaron some like Valentine's Day gifts in a video and like someone DM'd me, they're like, that was the nicest thing. I've been married 8 years, I didn't get shit for Valentine's Day. And I'm like, well, so who cares? Like, fucking why? Because someone says this is the day that you have to get shit?

February 15, 202023:19Jason
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David23:16
Yeah, I think it's cool.
Jason23:17
I think it's so stupid.
David23:18
Why?
Jason23:19
Because this is the thing: if you're single, obviously it sucks because you feel like an asshole, you feel left out. And if you're with somebody, you're forced into this fucking bullshit. You gotta go out to eat. It's the worst night to go out to eat. I went out tonight, went with my kids. You fucking can't get a table, or pizza took 55 minutes. Sure, it's so silly. And then you see people all th…
David23:59
Yeah, you just have a really negative outlook on love.
Jason24:02
I, I don't, I don't, I think it's really dumb. I think if I want to love somebody, I can love them any day of the year.
David24:07
I understand that, but I think Valentine's Day is a little bit— is a time to do it harder, like to love a little harder. It's kind of like having a birthday. It's like, why do I have to celebrate this person being born? I can do that every day with my kids. B…