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Your Penis Is Not Welcome Here

Yeah, I think it's cool.

February 15, 202023:16David
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Jason23:06
I won't. I wouldn't be able to.
David23:07
You won't be able to. Not unless you play this podcast back. It won't really do anything.
Jason23:12
Well, that's funny. It's Valentine's Day today and we're talking about love. You like Valentine's Day?
David23:16
Yeah, I think it's cool.
Jason23:17
I think it's so stupid.
David23:18
Why?
Jason23:19
Because this is the thing: if you're single, obviously it sucks because you feel like an asshole, you feel left out. And if you're with somebody, you're forced into this fucking bullshit. You gotta go out to eat. It's the worst night to go out to eat. I went…