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Your Penis Is Not Welcome Here

No. Yeah, I mean, like, if I find something that I seriously like— and the problem is, is when I, when I find somebody that I really like, like, all my logic goes out the window.

February 15, 202022:40David
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Jason22:12
Yeah.
David22:12
I mean, girlfriends are dangerous. It's like, especially when I first start dating. I mean, I am like, I'm hooked and I cannot think of anything or do anything else other than date that person. And that's like, that's definitely not something that I want to a…
Jason22:26
That you said that to me once and it really scared me. You were like, guys, you know, if I get a girlfriend, I could just dip. And I looked into your eyes. At first I was like, fuck, he's kidding. And I looked into your eyes, I'm like, oh, he's not kidding at…
David22:40
No. Yeah, I mean, like, if I find something that I seriously like— and the problem is, is when I, when I find somebody that I really like, like, all my logic goes out the window.
Jason22:49
Yeah.
David22:49
So like, I'll start saying things like, who really needs the vlog? Like, who— like, all you need is somebody you love, right? Like, that's what life is all about.
Jason22:58
Yeah.