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Your Penis Is Not Welcome Here

Because listen, there's so much to do that there's nothing to do. It's like LA on Halloween. It's like there's so many bars in New York that everyone's scattered, and there's not one place that's like, you know, that everyone in town is there. And that's the problem.

February 15, 202019:47David
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Jason19:36
That's why it was fun.
David19:37
New York is tough, dog. I was in time to say that.
Jason19:40
Why do you say this about New York? It baffles me. Dave is the only person in the world— when we go to New York, he goes, nothing to do here, nothing to do.
David19:47
Because listen, there's so much to do that there's nothing to do. It's like LA on Halloween. It's like there's so many bars in New York that everyone's scattered, and there's not one place that's like, you know, that everyone in town is there. And that's the problem.
Jason20:01
Okay, so did you, did you have a tough time in New York finding stuff to do?
David20:05
Um, well, no, what was really fun though is I was in Times Square and we drove by a bus and it had my face on it for America's Most Musical Family. It was really cool because I didn't even know they had buses of me. And then I drove by and it was me, Sierra,…
Jason20:24
funny you find the bus more exciting than a billboard. You had a billboard, you know.