Your Penis Is Not Welcome Here

What do you mean?

I'm home, I'm— I go home with Wyatt and Charlie and I click on Insta stories and you're like on a party bus with some celebrity.

Yeah, but that's, that's consistent. Like, I'm consistently having a fun time. Oh, when you have a fun time, I'm confused because I'm like, oh, why are you having to see the difference? I'm like, why are you having fun all of a sudden now that I'm gone?

I've always been telling you to come Tuesday nights for karaoke.

I didn't think any— I— well, I just figured out that you can do karaoke on Tuesday nights at that bar.

I've always been telling you to come.