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Bro, every Insta story you have is from a party bus.
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It was fucking bullshit. Oops. The first night I was gone, I fucking check Insta stories and Jason is fucking running around the bar doing karaoke at a fucking bar we go to. And just like dancing with every single person there so lively. And I was— and I show…
Natalie said, she's like, you guys look like you were having the best time. And I was like, what?
Yeah. Natalie and I were like, like an angry married couple that was left out of like some kind of game night when we saw that Insta story. We were like, how could he do this to us? How could he go out and have such a good time without us?
Bro, every Insta story you have is from a party bus.
What do you mean?
I'm home, I'm— I go home with Wyatt and Charlie and I click on Insta stories and you're like on a party bus with some celebrity.
Yeah, but that's, that's consistent. Like, I'm consistently having a fun time. Oh, when you have a fun time, I'm confused because I'm like, oh, why are you having to see the difference? I'm like, why are you having fun all of a sudden now that I'm gone?